Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

When I went to SH the other day, Lulu was standing outside their front door holding a "Will work for Slammer" sign. Go get her, Slammer! She's primed and ready! While she's polishing your pipe, I'll be with either Kelly (slender with A cups and FS) or Lily (also slender with B cups and Jujube-sized nipples for a HE). Enjoy and remember to Cover before you lover!

Keep it wet, Boys!

Mr. P.

Haha The Plumber is always cleaning out those drains.

[ShyBraveOC]

When I went to SH the other day, Lulu was standing outside their front door holding a "Will work for Slammer" sign. Go get her, Slammer! She's primed and ready! While she's polishing your pipe, I'll be with either Kelly (slender with A cups and FS) or Lily (also slender with B cups and Jujube-sized nipples for a HE). Enjoy and remember to Cover before you lover!

Keep it wet, Boys!

Mr. P.

I was there last week. No Kelly there and Lily is gone. Lulu has changed and is more conservative now. Menu is limited.

There is Sunny. Mia, Monica and Anna.

[Mr Plumber]

Has anyone tried the new lulu that was Cici before? Where is the plumber when you need him! He's probably already backed up. LOL.

When I went to SH the other day, Lulu was standing outside their front door holding a "Will work for Slammer" sign. Go get her, Slammer! She's primed and ready! While she's polishing your pipe, I'll be with either Kelly (slender with A cups and FS) or Lily (also slender with B cups and Jujube-sized nipples for a HE). Enjoy and remember to Cover before you lover!

Keep it wet, Boys!

Mr. P.

[Faceless1]

Yeah you actually nailed it. It was the way she managed the session. It was very off putting. I felt like I was being ushered around from station to station at the dmv or something.

I'm a very very regular customer with mamasan so she is going out of her way to make sure I'm happy and correct the issue. I absolutely love this booker. So professional.

She said niko is very new and trying to learn and she asked me to provide details to help her fix. I'm sure she'll be great someday.

Ouch, sorry to hear you had a bad experience bud, it probably just she got tired from the day time pounding maybe, it is very true YMMV on each encounter, just goes to show even great spots can drop the ball from time to time.

[Opi7001]

I did not really enjoy my session too. I agree with Hodough. She's not 20's. She's in her thirties and I assume she's done this a while based on how she tried to control the whole session. I love her natural boobs but I couldn't really enjoy them because she was managing the clock. She was clear no on FOV. It didn't feel like a YMMV thing but a hell no thing. She's pretty assertive so her fake GFE act came off more like PSE. If you like someone more assertive and PSE, she would be a good choice.

Yeah you actually nailed it. It was the way she managed the session. It was very off putting. I felt like I was being ushered around from station to station at the dmv or something.

I'm a very very regular customer with mamasan so she is going out of her way to make sure I'm happy and correct the issue. I absolutely love this booker. So professional.

She said niko is very new and trying to learn and she asked me to provide details to help her fix. I'm sure she'll be great someday.

[Chiro]

As fun as to watch 2 huge dong mongers hangout, I think it actually be nice to have an anonymous meet if you are interested mr big beard LOL.

Who summons the great Da Huzi?
LOL yeah man I'm down, send me a pm and we'll figure something out.

[Faceless1]

Nice review, Sticker! I also have a huge dong, we should hang out!

As fun as to watch 2 huge dong mongers hangout, I think it actually be nice to have an anonymous meet if you are interested mr big beard LOL.

[LabiaFedora]

I did not hit it off with this girl at all. The session had a few things against it I suppose.

1 I didn't take my viagra so I wasnt going to be nearly as easy to please. I guess I am starting to rely on that stuff now.

2 I have recently had some insane PSE experiences at Garden / DC.

3 It was late at night and I'm sure she was tired from a long hot day. I saw Ruby and she looked like she'd been put through the ringer.

I'm surprised people praise her GFE. To me she seemed mechanical and tense. The massage she started with was 2 out of 10. After the cat bath and foreplay she then decided to take the money and leave the room for a few minutes to get the condom (this is normally done earlier). So now, without my Viagra, I'm totally back to square one.

Then to 69 which was fine, she is young and has very soft skin and a nice pussy.

But then after the 69 she stopped, got off the table entirely and started saying something along the lines of "pussy then CIM? I understood and was saying ok but she kept repeating it. Then eventually put the condom on and now I'm limp again and she doesn't seem to care to help that situation so I just take the condom off and say BJ til cim.

That's what she did and that was that.

She is pretty, and she is skinny but not fit or athletic at all with a pretty flat butt. She has great skin and I will say her BBBJ skills are great.

Service wise and attitude wise she is a 5/10 on every level. So many girls that I've seen through this booker are significantly better.

But this is why we say YMMV. It coulda just been a bad night for both of us.

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[Sticker]

Nice review, Sticker! I also have a huge dong, we should hang out!

Ha, and funny. Too much hanging out already, but at least you understand the benefits, and challenges, of oversized sausage stuffing.

[PaperTiger24]

Short answer, yes but YMMV maybe? Not really worth though because she's not good at HE (nothing more) LOL.

Fine for manscaping though.

Her HJ is terrible. One of the worst I've had in the hobby. She is cute though.

[SoloAdventure]

I did not hit it off with this girl at all. The session had a few things against it I suppose.

1 I didn't take my viagra so I wasnt going to be nearly as easy to please. I guess I am starting to rely on that stuff now.

2 I have recently had some insane PSE experiences at Garden / DC.

3 It was late at night and I'm sure she was tired from a long hot day. I saw Ruby and she looked like she'd been put through the ringer.

I'm surprised people praise her GFE. To me she seemed mechanical and tense. The massage she started with was 2 out of 10. After the cat bath and foreplay she then decided to take the money and leave the room for a few minutes to get the condom (this is normally done earlier). So now, without my Viagra, I'm totally back to square one.

Then to 69 which was fine, she is young and has very soft skin and a nice pussy.

But then after the 69 she stopped, got off the table entirely and started saying something along the lines of "pussy then CIM? I understood and was saying ok but she kept repeating it. Then eventually put the condom on and now I'm limp again and she doesn't seem to care to help that situation so I just take the condom off and say BJ til cim.

That's what she did and that was that.

She is pretty, and she is skinny but not fit or athletic at all with a pretty flat butt. She has great skin and I will say her BBBJ skills are great.

Service wise and attitude wise she is a 5/10 on every level. So many girls that I've seen through this booker are significantly better.

But this is why we say YMMV. It coulda just been a bad night for both of us.

I did not really enjoy my session too. I agree with Hodough. She's not 20's. She's in her thirties and I assume she's done this a while based on how she tried to control the whole session. I love her natural boobs but I couldn't really enjoy them because she was managing the clock. She was clear no on FOV. It didn't feel like a YMMV thing but a hell no thing. She's pretty assertive so her fake GFE act came off more like PSE. If you like someone more assertive and PSE, she would be a good choice.

[Opi7001]

I did not hit it off with this girl at all. The session had a few things against it I suppose.

1 I didn't take my viagra so I wasnt going to be nearly as easy to please. I guess I am starting to rely on that stuff now.

2 I have recently had some insane PSE experiences at Garden / DC.

3 It was late at night and I'm sure she was tired from a long hot day. I saw Ruby and she looked like she'd been put through the ringer.

I'm surprised people praise her GFE. To me she seemed mechanical and tense. The massage she started with was 2 out of 10. After the cat bath and foreplay she then decided to take the money and leave the room for a few minutes to get the condom (this is normally done earlier). So now, without my Viagra, I'm totally back to square one.

Then to 69 which was fine, she is young and has very soft skin and a nice pussy.

But then after the 69 she stopped, got off the table entirely and started saying something along the lines of "pussy then CIM? I understood and was saying ok but she kept repeating it. Then eventually put the condom on and now I'm limp again and she doesn't seem to care to help that situation so I just take the condom off and say BJ til cim.

That's what she did and that was that.

She is pretty, and she is skinny but not fit or athletic at all with a pretty flat butt. She has great skin and I will say her BBBJ skills are great.

Service wise and attitude wise she is a 5/10 on every level. So many girls that I've seen through this booker are significantly better.

But this is why we say YMMV. It coulda just been a bad night for both of us.

[TheVistMan]

And it was even better than round 1. She saw me from a distance before getting to the room and gave me a big smile. When she came in she jumped on me with a huge hug and kiss. No massage this time, just went straight into pure GFE. This time was much much slower and sensual. Her attitude, looks, body and service are perfect. Hope to get 1 more round in before she leaves on Friday.

[Zee09]

Has anyone tried the new lulu that was Cici before? Where is the plumber when you need him! He's probably already backed up. LOL.

I tried her last week. She is cute; I would say late 20's and B cup. She does the typical SH stuff where they cuddle you with their breast out. A lot of nipple sucking. Other than that no hints of BBBJ at least for first timer.

[CarlosD3]

Nice review, Sticker! I also have a huge dong, we should hang out!

Since it had been a minute, for a change of pace I recently visited OA Spa again, and the delightful MMS asked me to say Hello to Kitty. As others have noted, she has a very pretty face with a nice, somewhat petite bod to match. Her big MM boobies are capped with smaller areolas and nips, which cinch up further upon initial feeding. Great skin, a little bit of bubble to her booty, and a tasty trimmed nani. Some thought she's early 20's, but I'm thinking she's in her later 20's, which is all good.

While she offered to start with a massage, my southern soldier wanted attention immediately, so we cut to the chase with the BBBJ / BLS and some rimming. Even though I'd just showered, she likes to wipe everything down with wet wipes, but that's never a problem for me. The more comfortable a girl is with your cleanliness, the more she'll want to slobber you up. And she did. Like others who want to try DT on a well-girthed unit, she struggled a bit with some light toothiness, but it felt great.

69 was also mighty fine, and since she had rimmed me, I returned the favor before I flipped her for DATY. She had her feet on my shoulders for that, so I was kind of getting a shoulder massage the more excited Kitty's kitty got.

When I was ready for plunging, I handed her the Magnum I'd sequestered under the pillow, and then lots of long Mish stroking for starters, followed by hammer slamming, with her feet back on my shoulders. Since she has a nice ass, we switched to K9 for the eruptive finish and then I gently lied down on top of her, still inserted for a bit in a modified push-up position.

Normally I'm good to go after those festivities, but with a few minutes left on the clock, Kitty was eager to give me a massage. While not at CMT level, she is pretty good with her hands, so it was a relaxing way to wind things down.

As I was getting dressed, Rose, and then Miya came in to say hello, give quick kisses and play grab-ass with me. They're both very pretty, too, which makes me want to hit up OA again sooner rather than later. Nice that MMS now has three lookers in her shop.