Massage Parlor Reports

[Pdx503]

Hit Love on the way home tonight, had a rough day and just needed a release.

Drew Mika, the other 2 were busy and I didn't want to wait. I'd read the reviews but she was cute and smiley so I rolled with her.

Got BBBJ, CFS but she was just kinda weird. Totally disinterested as soon as I hit the table. Like she was pissy about something. Eyes closed during the action like she wanted to be anywhere else. I kinda went soft, and she was not happy about that. "Why you soft?" I didn't say it, but I wanted to say that her shitty attitude is why.

Refused to go back to BBBJ to reinflate Jr, offered a handy. Finished there. Honestly, the handy was the best I can remember having in a very long time. Best part of the visit.

Will not repeat with her.

Also. 4 other guys showed up during my visit. For Christ sake, if they're all busy go wait outside or something. I could see the lineup of guys in the monitor. All sitting there like at a Dr. Office. Made Mika really pissy that she saw all these dudes she'd have to disappoint next.

That's my main complaint about Love is there has neve been a time there I have not been interrupted. At least with other places, hearing the doorbell meant the other 1 or two girls there would go answer it. This place, you often get some asshole pacing the lobby literally outside your door. When I show up at a place and there is literally a line, I move on. I've had my fun here, but never felt conformatble.

Not excusing Mika, never had her, but I can't blame her for knowing there is 4 others guys waiting outside to plow her.

[Kinksty]

Hit Love on the way home tonight, had a rough day and just needed a release.

Drew Mika, the other 2 were busy and I didn't want to wait. I'd read the reviews but she was cute and smiley so I rolled with her.

Got BBBJ, CFS but she was just kinda weird. Totally disinterested as soon as I hit the table. Like she was pissy about something. Eyes closed during the action like she wanted to be anywhere else. I kinda went soft, and she was not happy about that. "Why you soft?" I didn't say it, but I wanted to say that her shitty attitude is why.

Refused to go back to BBBJ to reinflate Jr, offered a handy. Finished there. Honestly, the handy was the best I can remember having in a very long time. Best part of the visit.

Will not repeat with her.

Also. 4 other guys showed up during my visit. For Christ sake, if they're all busy go wait outside or something. I could see the lineup of guys in the monitor. All sitting there like at a Dr. Office. Made Mika really pissy that she saw all these dudes she'd have to disappoint next.

[JoeyGarden]

I saw some mention Aloha Massage. Coco is the busty gal. Seen her a few times. This store is non erotic no extras only regular massage given her. Also the door are always open they can be close or locked. Big give away. Aloha massage is more expensive than others. Massage is just ok. I also have visited Lotus flower Linda with the big bolt on still there. Almost everything is available. Mostly covered. They do have a new girl. If I was to guess her age may late 35 years. I met her and she is skinny a little but big thighs nice little tits she was very energetic I recommend them both. I only saw Annie for a HJ. But YMMV like everywhere. I also visited Charm spa everything goes here too. Annie saw her once she moved she was thick and older gal like late 50's. The next time I went in Annie was gone a new girl very skinny. Flat chest and butt. Pizza face she was like 4 9' short I didn't stay.

[StizzyJizzy]

I was greeted by Gina at the door and marveled at her appearance. Lucky for me she was available! She has large C cups if I were to guess. Soft and great to play with. She let me sample them as we were walking to the room. She's about 5'2". Shoulder length hair pretty thin. She leaves me to undress and comes back before I could get everything off.

She smiles and helps me out of my pants while softly rubbing my little brother to get him ready. Immediately took her into my arms and started kissing her. Strip her out of her clothes to see her beautiful body with a shaved kitty. I pick her up and don't bother with a tease. I lay her on top of me while we make out and she quickly spins around for 69. Stay her enjoying her fresh kitty for a while. Her technique is awesome. Great use of ands and mouth in unison. Teases my taint a bit. Moaning the whole way through.

I can't it much longer and I pick her up again for some standing missionary grinding my shaft on her pelvic area. She was nervous at first but I assured her we were doing covered. She started to relax and enjoy it. I motioned for boom boom and she grabbed the condom and got back into position. Standing missionary she tried her but to match my level but I ended up getting on the table for regular mish. Switched to Doggy to get a nice view of her ass. Some pretty good cushion for the pushin. Got her in lazy doggy. I'm average so it was fairly comfortable for her. She seemed to really enjoy my head pushing against her front wall. Picked up the pace and finished in the bag.

Rest of the session was a decent massage with some chit chat. More titty sucking and making out. She is very open to pleasing you. NO clock watching and felt engaged in the moment. The hour went by pretty quickly.

[CornSubstitute]

Mika, the current girl on the rotation is so adorably cute and young. She says she's Korean and 23. Her Sex drive is pretty damn good, and her English made for really good conversation and synergy mid session. Very cute and sexy, will be coming back to see her again.

How is she? Visiting town and I wanted to check out some of the local talent and Korean is usually not available where I'm from. How's the rotation at Love Spa?

[Smith1968]

Had the itch for new. Didn't catch her name, mid 30's nice make up, short skirt.

Rough massage! Lots of elbows and digging but she sure put muscle into it! Slight tease.

On the flip she made boom boom motion, then oral motion, I didn't have time and opted for hand HE, $50.

Will likely repeat for FS, multiple ladies working.

[PillowTalk]

Here's my experience with Mika.


TL; DR -Mika is a cute, young Chinese girl with horrible bolt-ons who claims to be Korean and did not offer GFE (YMMV). No repeat for me.

So glad I didn't have to witness the experience you had. I couldn't agree more with you on this, she's really cute. However, doing the deed was not the experience I was hoping for. HJ from this cutie would have been a better ending to this story.

[Benson008]

Off of highway 99 near the storage place and burgerville.

Lulu late thirties maybe? Long face but great body, really firm butt, c cups that might have been real, honestly couldn't tell for once. I showed up early and she was wearing sweats and a tshirt, but then changed into a short red dress.

Went for an hour, started massage, started to rub at her, she moved lower and started to tease for 30 minutes.

On the flip got dressless HE. She was pretty good, as I was about to finish she told me to put some fingers in her. Very good timing was really nice.

She then finished off the rest of the hour massage. (Nice to not be rushed out the door).

Think I'll go again next time I have some cash.

I met Lulu when she worked at EZ Foot in Beaverton back in 2013. We had a somewhat regular thing going on for several years so I know her very well. She is closer to 50 to be precise and she can be a lot of fun if she likes you.

[Tungsten99]

Mika, the current girl on the rotation is so adorably cute and young. She says she's Korean and 23. Her Sex drive is pretty damn good, and her English made for really good conversation and synergy mid session. Very cute and sexy, will be coming back to see her again.

Here's my experience with Mika.

I caught a glimpse of her while I was on a recon 2 weeks ago and told myself I had to come back. She is that cute.

I went back at the end of the week and was greeted by a different girl. Since I was on a mission to see Mika and I didn't know her name at that point, I just asked for "the other girl". She told me to wait. After 10 minutes Mika walked in, and I was very pleased.

That was the high point, unfortunately. After a brief massage, her clothes came off (actually panties came off and the top pulled down) to reveal some of the worst bolt-ons that I have ever seen. What that "doctor" did to that poor girl. Below those was a scar.

I am used to a GFE at Love, and Mika didn't deliver on that. Minimal kissing, followed by CBJ. We started in mish, and she offered doggie, which I was pretty excited about. She has a very nice little ass. When I pulled out I noticed the blood. Her period had started.

She was very apologetic and left to get cleaned up. After she came back and cleaned me up, she finished me off with a CBJ (2nd condom), some more massage, and then we talked for a long time. I was her first and last customer of the day. She was going home after, so she was in no hurry to get me out of there. She kept telling me to come back in 5 days. Here is what I learned during our chat:

Her parents may live in Korea, but she is Chinese. I know Korea and Korean, and she could not speak the language, and she was vague when I asked her more about Korea. On the other hand, she said her previous stop in the USA was in Pennsylvania, and she gave a lot of details about that.

TL; DR -Mika is a cute, young Chinese girl with horrible bolt-ons who claims to be Korean and did not offer GFE (YMMV). No repeat for me.

[Srediar12]

Saw some ads pop up for this place on BP and thought I'd give it a whirl. Parking is behind but there are porches and windows form houses behind it that overlook the parking. I sent caution to the wind because of the ads and went in.

I was greeted by mamasan and paid. 7 for the hour. She asked me to undress and she would send someone in. Bah! The ad was a lie. She was in her late 30's I'm guessing and wasn't much to look at. But I was on and not backing out. I gave her 1. 3 and made my wants known, massage then boom boom. She was in. The massage was mediocre and she put no effort as I think she was holding her cell phone a lot. Little to no teasing before the flip, she may have brushed my shaft a couple times. On the flip she went straight for a few minutes of BBBJ then the cover went on and she became a dead fish. She'd get in any position but there was no life in this one. After what seemed like an eternity I got her in standing doggy and finished. She cleaned me up and the offered a head massage. That part wasn't so bad. I won't repeat.

[Lewdnesses]

Off of highway 99 near the storage place and burgerville.

Lulu late thirties maybe? Long face but great body, really firm butt, c cups that might have been real, honestly couldn't tell for once. I showed up early and she was wearing sweats and a tshirt, but then changed into a short red dress.

Went for an hour, started massage, started to rub at her, she moved lower and started to tease for 30 minutes.

On the flip got dressless HE. She was pretty good, as I was about to finish she told me to put some fingers in her. Very good timing was really nice.

She then finished off the rest of the hour massage. (Nice to not be rushed out the door).

Think I'll go again next time I have some cash.

[LanceCave]

Mika, the current girl on the rotation is so adorably cute and young. She says she's Korean and 23. Her Sex drive is pretty damn good, and her English made for really good conversation and synergy mid session. Very cute and sexy, will be coming back to see her again.

[HankChristine]

Had a nice visit with Kiki today (I think we got new girls, as I didn't see Bella or Summer). Not sure if she's the 'same Kiki' we have seen around, but about 5'5", slender maybe late 20's / early 30's, MM C's. DFK / BBBJ / CBJ / FS, two bones all in.

[Lewdnesses]

I don't understand why you would "leave it to chance" not to get your boom-boom, if that's what you're after.

When I first started watching this site, many of the reviews mentioned paying house fee for the massage and then agreeing to more for FS "at the flip". Seemed too dicey for me. What if you want more, but she demands more $$ than you're willing to spend? And wouldn't it be awkward as hell to have to get up, with a raging boner, and have to rummage through your pockets for the extra cash to make it happen?? And also, what if you don't even *want* the massage, just the "fucky-sucky"?

Screw that noise: negotiate for time and services UP FRONT. If you can't get what you want, turn on a heel and leave. It's really that simple. And it's probably not too far a drive to go to another place where you can get what you want.

Saw an ad on BP and thought I'd take a chance. Her description was that she was busty and young, from Vegas, offers everything including prostate massage, with 10 years experience. Or something like that. When I go I'm all in, no backing out. I get a feel for the place and offer $$ and ask for an hour massage with boom-boom. Have not been turned down yet.

Angel works next to the smoke shop on 99 w in Sherwood. She's chubby with big soft c cups, not much in the looks dept, and she talks way too much. She bitched for 10 minutes about a parlor that opened in the same parking lot. I started to wish I'd gone there at this point. But onward we go. The massage was standard, she checked in once in a while to see if I liked the pressure. She will (and did) do a prostate massage, it was good if you like that sort of thing. She didn't ask, she just went right in. She did CBJ and then was open to any position. She started to complain about my Johnson being big and hurting her (it isn't). Finished doggy and noticed a big bandage on the back of her shoulder that she was hiding with her hair. After she cleaned me up and started selling me on a return visit for a four hands massage. Somewhat tempted but won't.

I hadn't had anyone offer prostate stuff in other places I've been so thanks to your review I gave this place a try. She did in fact talk the entire time, about exactly the same topics too. But the massage was between "ok" and "glorified back rub".

Had to ask for back door but she did it without complaint (aside from complaining about the state of the world while in the act).

One of my more unique experiences, don't think I'm in to butt stuff, and definitely not with someone complaining into my ear while they're doing it.

Also no AC and it was a hot day. Don't regret trying something new, but definitely wouldn't go back.

[Lewdnesses]

I don't understand why you would "leave it to chance" not to get your boom-boom, if that's what you're after.

When I first started watching this site, many of the reviews mentioned paying house fee for the massage and then agreeing to more for FS "at the flip". Seemed too dicey for me. What if you want more, but she demands more $$ than you're willing to spend? And wouldn't it be awkward as hell to have to get up, with a raging boner, and have to rummage through your pockets for the extra cash to make it happen?? And also, what if you don't even *want* the massage, just the "fucky-sucky"?

Screw that noise: negotiate for time and services UP FRONT. If you can't get what you want, turn on a heel and leave. It's really that simple. And it's probably not too far a drive to go to another place where you can get what you want.

Every time for me, it was telling the girl, "(time), with EVERYTHING, OK?" And that was it. One time, I think the girl was in "that time of the month" and I couldn't get boom-boom for any price, and one time, I tried to negotiate for a full hour (after seeing some mongers reporting an hour of FS for what I had been paying for half an hour) and she wanted more than I brought. Every other time, it was game on from that point. I think I'm up to about 10 total visits to AMPs, so 80% success rate with up front negotiation is pretty darned good.

Yes I've done it exactly as you described in my past visits- negotiating on the flip. Trying up front does sound like less fuss later on and I'll be giving that a try next time. Thanks for the input. (A couple of times have been nice though- getting rubbed while I get up to get the money.

I just thought that was how things were done because of all of those aforementioned reports haha.

To be fair though, it was 100% success rate out of 6 ish visits.

I've done more reading and think time of day is a bigger factor than I thought so no more late night escapades as well.