Massage Parlor Reports

[Illeffeqt]

Visited Andi.

Never disappoints. Almost lost it on the reach around. She has the best tease. Always have fun with her.

Sounds fantastic. We talking TUMA?

[AmpsGoTo11]

Sounds like this place got closed. Always amazed anything lasts long in Irvine.

[CarlosD3]

Yes, these three consistently deliver the goods. If anyone discovers more places as good, in time the positive reviews will flow here. I text DuCalme / Garden for the lineup and get 8-9 choices, then there are new ones the next week. My experience has been 90% positive so I have no need to explore. As for HJ places only, there is another paid website for that so knock yourself out.

I mean these 3 are the top 3 in this side of town, unless there aresome hidden gems that some mongers are holding out because they want the girls to just be for them alone. Some shops does fell off over time, but some call our reviews fake or w.e , and to most of us that actually visit and enjoyed it, we only share these 3 because they are actually good. I had visited other not so great ones around there, just didn't bother to put them on blast, figure they need some business to survive right?

[Faceless1]

There are others but just du calme and right alone provides more girls than most mongers can afford in a month.

It's kind of insane the amount of talent that is consistently coming through.

I mean these 3 are the top 3 in this side of town, unless there aresome hidden gems that some mongers are holding out because they want the girls to just be for them alone. Some shops does fell off over time, but some call our reviews fake or w.e , and to most of us that actually visit and enjoyed it, we only share these 3 because they are actually good. I had visited other not so great ones around there, just didn't bother to put them on blast, figure they need some business to survive right?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Beyond blown away by Her beauty.

_once again a phenomenal encounter with another gorgeous masseuse_ there seems to be no comparison.

Hour session of heavenly pleasures, at -ducalme seems to be the top of the line- at hope they stay forever.

TlDR. Alyssa gave everything and more.

Probably best service session of the year, will be hard to top, munched my bum only comparable to Suki.

Slow passionate bliss, total GFE.

She's just ToDieFor* MO.

Oh, I've walked on water, run through fire.

Can't seem to feel it anymore.

I loved her cute little bubble butt and dined ferociously, sound cliche but seemed to click.

Every karma sutra that happened was Pen15 ecstasy.

Kudos & kittos to 2 xcalme.

Hope to see her again, class.

Can't be fucked to write a novel atm%.

[Opi7001]

Seems like every review nowadays is just garden du calme and OA spa. Sup with this?

I guess good for those seeking FS or whatnot but would love to read some non FS reviews too.

Also the guy that mentioned thy manscaping, wya? PM'd you but no response.

Thanks all.

There are others but just du calme and right alone provides more girls than most mongers can afford in a month.

It's kind of insane the amount of talent that is consistently coming through.

[KammyMike]

As with most of you gents, I keep in touch with my favorite girls via various messaging services. The one girl I had not yet asked a number from is now gone from the shop I see her at. Too late for me as Lily no longer works at Massage 2018.at least as of yesterday morning she doesn't. You snooze you lose, Mr. Plumber!

Lesson learned. Maybe.

Mia Susan Monica Are available.

[Mr Plumber]

As with most of you gents, I keep in touch with my favorite girls via various messaging services. The one girl I had not yet asked a number from is now gone from the shop I see her at. Too late for me as Lily no longer works at Massage 2018.at least as of yesterday morning she doesn't. You snooze you lose, Mr. Plumber!

Lesson learned. Maybe.

[RBFSyndrome]

Seems like every review nowadays is just garden du calme and OA spa. Sup with this?

I guess good for those seeking FS or whatnot but would love to read some non FS reviews too.

Also the guy that mentioned thy manscaping, wya? PM'd you but no response.

Thanks all.

[Lemonade1]

I would avoid bedpage altogether. I'm sure there is success to be found there but it's mixed in with so many scams or lies.

The k girl apartment scene or the AMP scene is all you need in my opinion. I guess if you want access to more White girls or other nationalities than go the humaniplex route. But yeah bedpage for me was 3 misses in a row.

Of course a few legit AMPs do advertise there but you don't really need that if you are already here.

Yeah you're right. Was just looking for more options LOL. K Girl scene gotten expensive ngl.

[Mongers12]

Went down to OA spa today for some fun, mms opened the door, they didn't seem that busy today. She told me that Kitty is still here from my last visit, so yea, I went with kitty for today's menu. Kitty is wearing this cute red skirt, those amazing looking D size mm is popping out of her dress as she walked in. Before anything she gave me a passionate DFK right off the bat, and for a good min as well, meanwhile I am exploring her bod, even though her tits are mm, they are very soft on top only slight lump when I reach under.

Bod: Kitty is in her early 20's, very cute face, she reminds me of Mina Kitano for those cultured gents. Long black hair, 5'3 ish, 115 lb at best. Those pair of D size MMs, trimmed pussy, but her hair is very soft that I barely feel it when I went down on that, real nice ass to hang on, larger than average, definitely bigger than bubble sizes.

Massage: she does decent massages, fully cloth though, real professional about it as well. It ended fairly quickly maybe 5 minutes, and then wipe down and cat bath teasing starts.

Service: she cat baths me from ear to taint, I partake her rim, and it was good, light Tuma, mostly gentle licks and the right amount of BLS to make sure the nads are not neglected. On flip side, she rinses her mouth then we DFK some more to continue where we left off, I took control over and got on top of her and munch on those nice soft tits, she loves me licking not so much gentle nibbles. When I DATY, she said she O when I went for a deep dive in to the honey pod, but I think she is just great at the performance, because I did got a real O when we went down and dirty later LOL. When she was nice and wet, she got on her knees and started to give me a fantastic Russian then BBBJ, her BBBJ is super nice, real slow and passionate like, lots of tongue wrap and licks, the all mouth and no hand type of BBBJ. When I am nice a hard, the cover goes on and we started with standing mish then shift to k9 in front of that giant mirror they have in their rooms, I think I like her best in just old fashion Mish, because on that one I did got her real O, and it was way different from the earlier one. After I got the nice kitty to gush out some nice nectar, it is time for me to finish, I told her I like her BJ, so she hopped off and went back on her knees suck the life force out of me until every drop is in her mouth.

Review: after we cleaned up, and change the sheets because her O was pretty legit, she might me a squirter but I digress. We laid in the new sheets and cuddled a bit until my time is up. Kitty give me the vibe like she is those looks nice on the street but it is a freak on the sheets type of gal, lots of sexual energy and tons of fun, thank god I didn't miss her again, I think I would put Kitty on top of the list for OA now.

Hf70 extra 160.

[Chiro]

This weekend, I dropped in to see my favorite Latina mamacita, Colombian Ruby.

I've seen her a few times over the past year, and every time, she blows me away with her skills.

Here's a quick description: she's sexy as hell, about 5'5", fully stacked and properly enhanced all around, full-size DD titties, a small waist, a big juicy ass, body is covered in tattoos. She's got perfect DSLs and silky tan skin.

Dono: 50 HF 150 RUBY.

Services: DFK, 69, BLS, BBBJCIM, CFS.

I did a 30-minute session, and we went straight for the fun, skipping the massage. We did some DFK, licking, and groping all over each other. Then she had me lay on the bed, and before I knew it, my cock was deep in her mouth. She's a pro at BBBJ DT, no teeth, and has a long enough tongue to play with the boys while my shaft was down her throat. She's great at BLS and slurping all over, she made sure to have my cock and balls dripping wet, hawk-tuing all over them. She did a little taint tease on me, but no rim, which isn't a problem since I don't always need it.

We did some 69 to get her nice and wet, and her clit was fully aroused. Then she threw on a condom and lubed up my cock with her mouth with some ferocious CBJ. After that, she hopped on for some RCG. She twerked on my cock, and I was almost busting within minutes. I managed to regain control and fucked her silly for the rest of the session: k9, mish, sideways, standing mish, and standing k9.

Eventually, she was begging for my "lechita" (milk), so we ripped off the condom, and she got on her knees to DT me. I blasted a huge load in her mouth, and she let most of it drip out, onto her tits and puddling on the floor. She kept sucking and yanking on my meat till I was begging for mercy.

It was fucking fun and messy as hell. I cleaned up with a quick shower, then said goodbye to Ruby, thanking her for the amazing service and telling her I'd be back to see her again. Luckily, she said she'll be in town all of August.

Until next time, happy hunting.

[Opi7001]

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Esc.../13229588.html

Texted and was given a normal residential address. Kinda sus ngl.

I would avoid bedpage altogether. I'm sure there is success to be found there but it's mixed in with so many scams or lies.

The k girl apartment scene or the AMP scene is all you need in my opinion. I guess if you want access to more White girls or other nationalities than go the humaniplex route. But yeah bedpage for me was 3 misses in a row.

Of course a few legit AMPs do advertise there but you don't really need that if you are already here.

[Dildo Baggens]

Well, these AAMPs exist, however usually not for long. I'm not a big fan of them, especially if it's a single house residence in a nice neighborhood. Neighbors will notice and usually complain. Of course you know the rest. The only exception was a place in La Habra heights years ago off of East Road. Simi-rural. With an electric gate. The gal was a little Latin spinner with a queen bed and a brass pole in the bedroom. The good ol' days for sure.

DB.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Esc.../13229588.html

Texted and was given a normal residential address. Kinda sus ngl.

[Lemonade1]

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Esc.../13229588.html

Texted and was given a normal residential address. Kinda sus ngl.