Craigslist Reviews

[PriscillaM]

Not sure what happened to zauriel, but he had a fever and the only prescription was ridiculously older women.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...897765194.html

Well this one is fucken perfect. She looks like she marched to stop the war in peloponnesia.

[PlayerN818]

CL has become ground zero for the more innovative of AMPs -assistive masturbation parlors:

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897318220.html

This is dreamy spa. That dump on motor with the retirees and shit smell.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...897346835.html

Wharf on 119** Wilshire. The former mothership and now, due to my pimping, home of the millennial monger who can't seem to fathom the advisability of taking a shit BEFORE going to wharf.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897220250.html

This is the sabai place on Robertson. Papasan plays kandy krush on his phone, the white girl is loaded on benzos, about as much privacy as the international space station shitter.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897211506.html

This is lala on south Robertson in the middle of a an area more Jewish than Jerusalem. It is extremely pricey and lots of GPS.

This will not end well for CL or for anyone.

Don't know what's more predictable, all the fake pics, or the AI ad text. Also, can someone explain what "offered virtually" means on an ad for a jack shack?

[PriscillaM]

CL has become ground zero for the more innovative of AMPs -assistive masturbation parlors:

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897318220.html

This is dreamy spa. That dump on motor with the retirees and shit smell.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...897346835.html

Wharf on 119** Wilshire. The former mothership and now, due to my pimping, home of the millennial monger who can't seem to fathom the advisability of taking a shit BEFORE going to wharf.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897220250.html

This is the sabai place on Robertson. Papasan plays kandy krush on his phone, the white girl is loaded on benzos, about as much privacy as the international space station shitter.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...897211506.html

This is lala on south Robertson in the middle of a an area more Jewish than Jerusalem. It is extremely pricey and lots of GPS.

This will not end well for CL or for anyone.

[Asphalt]

I hate outcall because so much can go wrong.

Did this girl have 1994 tatooed on her neck?

I don't think so. She had a few tats but I didn't look at them as the rest was so nice. Outcalls are definitely more expensive and hit or miss with service. I do them because I'm in a hotel, so I have a shower and can go to sleep afterwards.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...870371154.html

I texted this provider and she sent some photos with no face but very clear about the body. At 2. 4 for an hour outcall to my hotel it was a bit pricy but I took the gamble. She arrived in an hour after driving from the mid-city area beyond Culver City to my hotel in Venice. Like her photos she was short and trim with natural B cups and a couple of tattoos that didn't distract from her looks. Wearing black spandex from top to bottom she hopped onto the bed after I laid face down and began a pretty good massage with solid pressure. There was no real teasing but finally she made it clear that a bit of roaming was ok so I rubbed her leg.

The whole thing had been pretty business-like and so was her offer for extras. For another 1. 0 she would take off her clothes. Ok, I'm in. Off come her clothes and it's all really attractive, but she's really not into teasing, just sitting there cross legged while I'm exploring that tight figure. Eventually I push her over onto her back. She would have allowed CFS if I had brought a condom but she didn't have one either. I finished while I'm rubbing Mick and the Boys against her kitty and she's stroking me with her hands.

It was an ok experience and in my hotel room but this attractive lady wasn't in a seductive mood that afternoon, or maybe she just didn't like me. If you call her bring your own condom.

I hate outcall because so much can go wrong.

Did this girl have 1994 tatooed on her neck?

[Asphalt]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...870371154.html

I texted this provider and she sent some photos with no face but very clear about the body. At 2. 4 for an hour outcall to my hotel it was a bit pricy but I took the gamble. She arrived in an hour after driving from the mid-city area beyond Culver City to my hotel in Venice. Like her photos she was short and trim with natural B cups and a couple of tattoos that didn't distract from her looks. Wearing black spandex from top to bottom she hopped onto the bed after I laid face down and began a pretty good massage with solid pressure. There was no real teasing but finally she made it clear that a bit of roaming was ok so I rubbed her leg.

The whole thing had been pretty business-like and so was her offer for extras. For another 1. 0 she would take off her clothes. Ok, I'm in. Off come her clothes and it's all really attractive, but she's really not into teasing, just sitting there cross legged while I'm exploring that tight figure. Eventually I push her over onto her back. She would have allowed CFS if I had brought a condom but she didn't have one either. I finished while I'm rubbing Mick and the Boys against her kitty and she's stroking me with her hands.

It was an ok experience and in my hotel room but this attractive lady wasn't in a seductive mood that afternoon, or maybe she just didn't like me. If you call her bring your own condom.

[PriscillaM]

Has anyone seen that Asian woman who does waxing in Westwood in the last few weeks? Did she do any extras?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...868810619.html

This is what I know about this Thai gal.

I think she goes by Nit.

She has had 5-10 offices in the Westwood area for about 15 years. She had a friend who was hot and I think I did four hands.

She is NOT sensual. No one has ever seen her pussy or her tits or her big toe.

She does give handjobs, and she does them well.

It has been either 100 or 120 for an hour.

I put her on here after rediscovering her. As in I saw her last in prolly 2017 and just now 2025.

When I mentioned her, you fookers texted her to ask how much is a handjob.

Three rules. Never fuck the mamasan, never take the free waters, and never put descriptions over text.

Well, she texted me back basically in tears begging me to pull my post down. I did not, because I do not think I can. I blocked her.

I have no idea if she still does handjobs, but if you ask her, she will say no.

[Mondo72]

She used to, but then got freaked out from all the dudes here texting her at once. She removed her ad but then put it back. I've tried multiple times to get her to meet up but she only wants to wax me. Maybe in person she might if she gives you a wax.

Ad still shows "This posting has been deleted by its author".

Mondo.

[TJ2617]

She used to, but then got freaked out from all the dudes here texting her at once. She removed her ad but then put it back. I've tried multiple times to get her to meet up but she only wants to wax me. Maybe in person she might if she gives you a wax.

You haven't seen her for a wax to find out? I know that she says no when you text her, but I was hoping that someone saw her in person in the last few weeks to see if she will do it.

[Jbjb1983]

Has anyone seen that Asian woman who does waxing in Westwood in the last few weeks? Did she do any extras?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...868810619.html

She used to, but then got freaked out from all the dudes here texting her at once. She removed her ad but then put it back. I've tried multiple times to get her to meet up but she only wants to wax me. Maybe in person she might if she gives you a wax.

[TJ2617]

Has anyone seen that Asian woman who does waxing in Westwood in the last few weeks? Did she do any extras?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...868810619.html

[BD490]

TOFTT. Found a young AA lady who does car BJ for. 6 and she looks early 20's. Rather thicker for my tastes but got nice dsl. 420 friendly. Open to FS at $. 2.

Best part is she is available late. Even into the wee hours of the night. Good back up in case you need your dick wet and desperate I suppose.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...870286440.html

[PriscillaM]

Does she allow any extra services? Is this who you're talking about?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...862533286.html

That is her.

This girl gives the most fierce handjob IMHO. It is not sensual, she does not take off any clothing, and she does not even hop on top of the table, I do not think.

That being said, something about her Thai hands on my Hebrew national makes for a great far east and ashkenazic touch.

Every. Single. Time. I have gotten a handie from her I have either nutted on my chin, over my shoulder or across the street.

The last time I got it from her, I put her on here and you geniuses texted her like you were calling her from Karachi for final expense insurance.

She asked me to remove the post because of you fucken nimrods.

I am sure she has blocked me.

If you want the handie, ask her for the hour, it is 120. Get naked, be somewhat quiet, she is in an office building. Wear a face guard.

[TJ2617]

Other than the asian gal in Westwood, many of those ads are by guys or guys who identify as women. Be careful.

Does she allow any extra services? Is this who you're talking about?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...862533286.html

[PriscillaM]

Please flag this beeatchs post. It is legit massage https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...867193526.html.