Massage Parlor Reports

**George W. Bush** · 12-03-08 12:16

Well, could be the fact that she didn't know me then. The ad sounded totally legit when I read it-no mention of FS or GFE. Either she has figured out what guys really want, or she always did but I just didn't get offered. There was no question of why I was there when she had me flip on my back. There's no way I could even go to a legit place and not have a raging hard on when I do the flip, unless they give me a grandmother. (In which case I'd never be there anyway.)

**Satchelh** · 12-03-08 12:06

She is a total waste of time. I wish she would have shut up as I too don't give a crap about her kids or her dogs. You are better off going to a legit licensed masseuse for this kind of service. At least they know what they are doing and most are only. 5 for an hour. There is no way I will repeat.

**Cintixtreme** · 12-03-08 10:49

http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB...0103/812030376

**Macthesword** · 12-03-08 03:40

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

One to avoid-http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/ths/938421149.html. Saw her when I was in town over Labor Day for fireworks. She is not really attractive, apparently doesn't do extras, and can't STFU. I really didn't want to hear about her kid or what she was having for dinner that night, but she insisted on telling me anyway.

"Holidays have you stressed out or feeling down? Come see me...and be totally pampered...take some time with me to feel better about yourself...I am running specials....my rates are $50 half hr, $75 hr during my normal hours...my after hour rates are $75 half hr and $100 hr...So take a break from this hectic life and do something just for you....Come See Me...My normal hours are Mon - Fri 10-6 and Sat 10-3...you can reach me at jeepgirlsmiles02@yahoo.com or 859 957 5657

Not GFE
Not FS"

I have met with her 3 or 4 times and all but the 1st time I left happy. I wouldn't say she is 10 by any means but not a 2 either...once she dropped her top for me. She may talk some but don't they all? I personally didn't find her too chatty or obnoxious like some. I would see her again but that is just my experience.

**George W. Bush** · 12-03-08 02:14

One to avoid-http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/ths/938421149.html. Saw her when I was in town over Labor Day for fireworks. She is not really attractive, apparently doesn't do extras, and can't STFU. I really didn't want to hear about her kid or what she was having for dinner that night, but she insisted on telling me anyway.

"Holidays have you stressed out or feeling down? Come see me...and be totally pampered...take some time with me to feel better about yourself...I am running specials....my rates are $50 half hr, $75 hr during my normal hours...my after hour rates are $75 half hr and $100 hr...So take a break from this hectic life and do something just for you....Come See Me...My normal hours are Mon - Fri 10-6 and Sat 10-3...you can reach me at jeepgirlsmiles02@yahoo.com or 859 957 5657

Not GFE
Not FS"

**Todd Cincy** · 11-29-08 16:20

The closing of the Lawrenceburg AMPs was a blow to the local hobby market. The few AMPs that exist now are hyper-cautious, and you may have to visit multiple times just to get a friendly HJ. At that point gentlemen, you might as well hit the singles bars or the online dating sites....your odds are about the same!

I have been going to AMPs since the early 1990s. In 1993 I discovered three great AMPs near the Dayton Mall. Lots of beautiful women for me for about 3 years, until they were closed down. The end of my hobbying career? Not quite. In the mid-1990s, there were a few good AMP-style places that featured hot local women. (Do any of you remember the "Therapeutic Center" down in Northern KY? My toes curl just thinking about it.) Then they were closed down....Ten years ago, Fairfield was the place to go, until another inevitable bust. Then around 2005 we got the Lawrenceburg AMPs, and they lasted for about 3 years....

As a longtime AMP client (and general veteran of the hobby), I have drawn a few conclusions. The following may console you in this current dry spell:

>Massage places will always draw LE attention, because they are so public. None of these establishments will last more than 3 years. However, new ones will arise in place of the ones that were closed down. Count on it.

>The hobby market, like the economy in general, goes through periods of boom and "bust". The cycle goes as follows: There is some very public LE activity (e.g.: the May 2008 closings of the local AMPs and the recent Craigslist crackdowns.) Then for a while things are very quiet, and it takes a lot of effort to find any decent options. Slowly things get better, eventually building to another peak....and finally another bust.

>Right after a "bust" phase, hobbying is often more trouble than it is worth...Note that there aren't a lot of great options on CL or in the AMP market now. Many providers are lying low.

The key, gentlemen, is to save your $$$ for now and wait for things to get better again. I have been through many of these cycles before, and trust me, better days *are* ahead.

**Amped Lars** · 11-28-08 21:43

Originally Posted by Sammy Spots

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

I went to trend last week and I think it's under new legit management. I got a great massage but with no flip from what looked to be a latina in her 30's. She had her hair tied back and was wearing jeans, tennis shoes and a nurse scrub top. She charged me 70 for the hr and I gave her 10 tip caus she worked out this crick I had in my neck.

Strange thing is that all AMP decor and amenities were still in place. They still had a table shower and steam room and although she put a towel around me she did not put it back when it accidentily slipped off.

**Sammy Spots** · 11-24-08 19:06

Originally Posted by Harpo2u

A little advice guys, to build trust be very friendly and talkative when you visit any AMP. Let them know your name and tell me a little about yourself like what you do for a living or anything to make yourself stand out from other customers.

Remember these girls have been busted or know that LE has visit and got extras from them before they set up a sting and busted the joint. So if you are a quite type personality and don't talk to them like a friendly dude, they may still think you're LE. It's hard for them to tell if you're not.

Again you have to be the one who talks the most and just be a motor mouth and tell jokes and be funny. It really helps and you may help relax the girls.

There were places where I went often and would bring their favorite foods like egg rolls or what ever I found out from asking what foods they liked by asking them. get the idea!

Just a bit of advice, hope it helps.

Harpo2U

Great advice, this could never hurt.

SS

**Sammy Spots** · 11-24-08 19:05

$80 for scrub shower & 1/2 hour massage (massage was top notch).

SS

**Harpo2u** · 11-23-08 21:53

Originally Posted by Sammy Spots

...... extras maybe possible once trust has been built.
SS

A little advice guys, to build trust be very friendly and talkative when you visit any AMP. Let them know your name and tell me a little about yourself like what you do for a living or anything to make yourself stand out from other customers.

Remember these girls have been busted or know that LE has visit and got extras from them before they set up a sting and busted the joint. So if you are a quite type personality and don't talk to them like a friendly dude, they may still think you're LE. It's hard for them to tell if you're not.

Again you have to be the one who talks the most and just be a motor mouth and tell jokes and be funny. It really helps and you may help relax the girls.

There were places where I went often and would bring their favorite foods like egg rolls or what ever I found out from asking what foods they liked by asking them. get the idea!

Just a bit of advice, hope it helps.

Harpo2U

**Lucky Luke** · 11-23-08 14:02

How much is the door fee now? Any tips required?

Originally Posted by Sammy Spots

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

**Sammy Spots** · 11-23-08 12:52

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

**Fitter392** · 11-17-08 00:10

Where do we go from here?

**Ezenuf** · 11-12-08 21:23

I think I might start recruiting at the local chinese resturants. Nice hot young girls that can't be making more than mimimun wage. I think it would go over well! At least I wouldn't be charged with bringing em into the country for immoral purposes!

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