Massage Parlor Reports

[Paradigm71]

What is EL?

EL would be Eastern Lily Massage, name of the AMP that used to be in the same location as Red Leaves.

[Dave3879]

To the monger who interrupted my session Friday by pounding on the door then arguing for 5 minutes about how you "scheduled" even though clearly didn't, FUCK YOU.

Why spa is located in the previous business spot of Lynn. My provider was short slightly chubby mid to late thirties. I was directed to the room and left to undress. As others have reported, when she entered the room I was greeted warmly then the massage began. I opted for medium. Not 3 minutes into the massage a monger had arrived at the location and began pounding on the locked door. The provider stopped the massage, covered me, and headed out to see what was happening. I listened closely as the monger went back and fourth with the provider swearing that he did in fact schedule the exact same time slot that I did. When asked what exact time he called he couldn't remember, he then "remembered" he had reserved the slot by text, only the text had been deleted when asked to show proof. This arguing went back and fourth for several minutes before the provider relented and I assume just stuck him in a room. Upon re-entering my room the provider signed and went back to the massage. Over all it was a lackluster massage. The provider stopped to check her phone multiple times during and stepped out 2 more times all the tell tale signs of a bad spot. No teasing and OTF grabbed oil for the HE. She did allow UTC and told me to "go deep" so I played with her clit and FIV as she finished me off. All in all 4/10 experience and I won't be back. Anyone who has been to the spot knows you take off your shoes in the front area the proceed to the rooms so on my way out I saw the mongers shoes sitting there so I left him a little present for interrupting my session. The provider didn't seem to notice or care as I did so.

We all know what the former Forum legend, Humpty, would have done to the shoes. LOL.

[TigerMask4323]

I had a dream.



RL reopened EL.
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What is EL?

[Goonersquad]

Did you spit in them? How do you know it was same guy?

The doors were locked as they only admit one person at a time. They couldn't have been anyone else's. And no, I didn't spit in them.

[Paradigm71]

I would agree, been to cw a couple times recently, every visit has been good.

AH is that Angel?

AH is Asian Hollywood.

[NeedANewHobby]

I had a dream.

That someone found my first post entertaining.

I shouted out to Paradigm, "Your map holds a permanent spot in my clipboard".

RL reopened EL.

At a DragonFly Spa spin-off, I discovered that an Apple can have talented keagels.

You can get One More Massage from someone in a dress. That's rare.

While being Rejuvenated, things flipped for the worse.

Sinclair upstairs pre-flip was taught by her predecessor. Same techniques.

A spirited Summer time at CW is still, after several years, worth the visit.

AH, the show hopefully goes on with what I found to be the best cast in town.

And not least, (please don't reply to this one) When & Where Will World Wide Wonderer reappear?

DMs welcome, but hurry, I only have room for 100 more.

I would agree, been to cw a couple times recently, every visit has been good.

AH is that Angel?

[NateHere]

Ha.

Mission accomplished.

Was going to make it rhyme.

But didn't have the time.

Most DMs are merely misinterpretations.

[RickMann]

To the monger who interrupted my session Friday by pounding on the door then arguing for 5 minutes about how you "scheduled" even though clearly didn't, FUCK YOU.

Why spa is located in the previous business spot of Lynn. My provider was short slightly chubby mid to late thirties. I was directed to the room and left to undress. As others have reported, when she entered the room I was greeted warmly then the massage began. I opted for medium. Not 3 minutes into the massage a monger had arrived at the location and began pounding on the locked door. The provider stopped the massage, covered me, and headed out to see what was happening. I listened closely as the monger went back and fourth with the provider swearing that he did in fact schedule the exact same time slot that I did. When asked what exact time he called he couldn't remember, he then "remembered" he had reserved the slot by text, only the text had been deleted when asked to show proof. This arguing went back and fourth for several minutes before the provider relented and I assume just stuck him in a room. Upon re-entering my room the provider signed and went back to the massage. Over all it was a lackluster massage. The provider stopped to check her phone multiple times during and stepped out 2 more times all the tell tale signs of a bad spot. No teasing and OTF grabbed oil for the HE. She did allow UTC and told me to "go deep" so I played with her clit and FIV as she finished me off. All in all 4/10 experience and I won't be back. Anyone who has been to the spot knows you take off your shoes in the front area the proceed to the rooms so on my way out I saw the mongers shoes sitting there so I left him a little present for interrupting my session. The provider didn't seem to notice or care as I did so.

Did you spit in them? How do you know it was same guy?

[OtraVez]

I had a dream.

That someone found my first post entertaining.

I shouted out to Paradigm, "Your map holds a permanent spot in my clipboard".

RL reopened EL.

At a DragonFly Spa spin-off, I discovered that an Apple can have talented keagels.

You can get One More Massage from someone in a dress. That's rare.

While being Rejuvenated, things flipped for the worse.

Sinclair upstairs pre-flip was taught by her predecessor. Same techniques.

A spirited Summer time at CW is still, after several years, worth the visit.

AH, the show hopefully goes on with what I found to be the best cast in town.

And not least, (please don't reply to this one) When & Where Will World Wide Wonderer reappear?

DMs welcome, but hurry, I only have room for 100 more.

We got a real Edward Nigma here, huh? LOL. Too bad it doesn't rhyme.

And if people are DMing you because they don't know what places you're talking about, they really need to RTFF. Ha.

[NateHere]

I had a dream.

That someone found my first post entertaining.

I shouted out to Paradigm, "Your map holds a permanent spot in my clipboard".

RL reopened EL.

At a DragonFly Spa spin-off, I discovered that an Apple can have talented keagels.

You can get One More Massage from someone in a dress. That's rare.

While being Rejuvenated, things flipped for the worse.

Sinclair upstairs pre-flip was taught by her predecessor. Same techniques.

A spirited Summer time at CW is still, after several years, worth the visit.

AH, the show hopefully goes on with what I found to be the best cast in town.

And not least, (please don't reply to this one) When & Where Will World Wide Wonderer reappear?

DMs welcome, but hurry, I only have room for 100 more.

[Goonersquad]

Did the name of this place change again already? It was originally Weng's then new owner changed it to Yolanda Spa. If the name changed again they did not update their Google listing or website yet.

Name is still Yolanda spa. Was autocorrected from why spa.

[Lickn]

I think it's still Yolanda Spa. The title of the post you replied to is titled "Why Spa" which was probably autocorrected from '''y' Spa" for Yolanda.

Or why spa like " why go there" LOL.

[OtraVez]

Did the name of this place change again already? It was originally Weng's then new owner changed it to Yolanda Spa. If the name changed again they did not update their Google listing or website yet.

I think it's still Yolanda Spa. The title of the post you replied to is titled "Why Spa" which was probably autocorrected from '''y' Spa" for Yolanda.

[Paradigm71]

To the monger who interrupted my session Friday by pounding on the door then arguing for 5 minutes about how you "scheduled" even though clearly didn't, FUCK YOU.

Why spa is located in the previous business spot of Lynn. My provider was short slightly chubby mid to late thirties. I was directed to the room and left to undress. As others have reported, when she entered the room I was greeted warmly then the massage began. I opted for medium. Not 3 minutes into the massage a monger had arrived at the location and began pounding on the locked door. The provider stopped the massage, covered me, and headed out to see what was happening. I listened closely as the monger went back and fourth with the provider swearing that he did in fact schedule the exact same time slot that I did. When asked what exact time he called he couldn't remember, he then "remembered" he had reserved the slot by text, only the text had been deleted when asked to show proof. This arguing went back and fourth for several minutes before the provider relented and I assume just stuck him in a room. Upon re-entering my room the provider signed and went back to the massage. Over all it was a lackluster massage. The provider stopped to check her phone multiple times during and stepped out 2 more times all the tell tale signs of a bad spot. No teasing and OTF grabbed oil for the HE. She did allow UTC and told me to "go deep" so I played with her clit and FIV as she finished me off. All in all 4/10 experience and I won't be back. Anyone who has been to the spot knows you take off your shoes in the front area the proceed to the rooms so on my way out I saw the mongers shoes sitting there so I left him a little present for interrupting my session. The provider didn't seem to notice or care as I did so.

Did the name of this place change again already? It was originally Weng's then new owner changed it to Yolanda Spa. If the name changed again they did not update their Google listing or website yet.

[Goonersquad]

To the monger who interrupted my session Friday by pounding on the door then arguing for 5 minutes about how you "scheduled" even though clearly didn't, FUCK YOU.

Why spa is located in the previous business spot of Lynn. My provider was short slightly chubby mid to late thirties. I was directed to the room and left to undress. As others have reported, when she entered the room I was greeted warmly then the massage began. I opted for medium. Not 3 minutes into the massage a monger had arrived at the location and began pounding on the locked door. The provider stopped the massage, covered me, and headed out to see what was happening. I listened closely as the monger went back and fourth with the provider swearing that he did in fact schedule the exact same time slot that I did. When asked what exact time he called he couldn't remember, he then "remembered" he had reserved the slot by text, only the text had been deleted when asked to show proof. This arguing went back and fourth for several minutes before the provider relented and I assume just stuck him in a room. Upon re-entering my room the provider signed and went back to the massage. Over all it was a lackluster massage. The provider stopped to check her phone multiple times during and stepped out 2 more times all the tell tale signs of a bad spot. No teasing and OTF grabbed oil for the HE. She did allow UTC and told me to "go deep" so I played with her clit and FIV as she finished me off. All in all 4/10 experience and I won't be back. Anyone who has been to the spot knows you take off your shoes in the front area the proceed to the rooms so on my way out I saw the mongers shoes sitting there so I left him a little present for interrupting my session. The provider didn't seem to notice or care as I did so.