Escort Reports

[Smitty Qbert]

After being ghosted a few times in the past, I recently made another attempt to see her.

She responded again and confirmed the night before. This time though, based on another post, I asked and got her room number.

So showed up that morning on time.

Knocked once. Yappy dog.

Knocked twice. Yappy dog louder. At this point I'm like either she's dead asleep or not here.

Knocked third time (each time harder and longer).

She finally came to the door. Apologizing saying she was asleep.

After introductions, she sat on bed next to me on her phone to warm up under a blanket. So after 5 minutes, she began the oral action.

It was good. For those that know, she uses a variety of moves. However, I found it more ticklish than anything.

After several minutes moved to another position. She lifted her legs up and pulled me in, and as someone else reviewed, fucked me back. I'm not big, but felt hitting bottom. After a bit finished with cim.

Felt like I was in Maxwell House. Good to the last drop.

I was wanting to do a hhr, so I laid on the bed to recover and she cuddled next to me and fell asleep. Like snoring asleep. Stayed there a bit then bounced. Left the credits and I was out.

Thoughts.

1) someone once said to catch her in the morning. Good tip but she's asleep. 3rd attempt and I almost walked again until I opted to try a 3rd time. She said she had been sleeping 10 hrs.

2) no porn on the TV. She did turn on a giant speaker with slow jams from her phone that were interrupted with commercials. She also was just wearing a Lakers button down shirt. That's it. No fishnet, no nothing else.

3) she's attractive. Even if older but not too bad. I'd say she looks better than some of the pictures in the ad.

Would I repeat? Maybe. I experienced it but not sure the actual session lived up to what I was expecting. I will say her sleepiness got me a good rate so I was pleased over all. Not sure enough to warrant a repeat unless she answers quickly to texts. Convenient location near the mall.

[WhosThirsty]

Posting here because they were in Tampa posting. Anyone have any info or name?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/190737785

She's been posting and moving around for years, been reviewed but never anything good.

[Bush Hunter]

Dreamt about Brandi a few times since she has been back. She has been away for 7 months, and had her account hacked, but she is back and as good as ever.

If you enjoy natural older ladies you can't go wrong.

[BobXX99]

Posting here because they were in Tampa posting. Anyone have any info or name?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/190737785

I asked about her a while back. I recall hearing nothing good back. Inaccurate pics, bad attitude, I think. I'd avoid.

[SouperMan]

Posting here because they were in Tampa posting. Anyone have any info or name?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/190737785

[Ejent]

Fellas this girl is no joke. 5'8", supermodel thin, has a nice shapely ass. She can give BBBJ with some solid sloppy throat (+50) and Greek (+50).

She's situated close to ybor, has a nice quiet air BNB, plenty of parking nearby. Overall a major win. This is one we should be trying to keep in Tampa. Super obliging, super sexy, doesn't seem to have any major limits and she tastes like candy.

Crazy good shit.

Qv ran me 160 when I saw her. Tell her EJ sent you and she will prioritize you.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/9045978851/1

She's back in Ybor. I had to go have my way with her ass as soon as she checked in. Man that ass is tight but she took every stroke like a champ. Moaning the whole way home. What a solid chick fellas.

160 qv + 50 for Greece. Skipped the BBJ to save some funds. The CBJ was still solid. Try her and thank me later.

Tell her EJ sent you.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/190749920

[QuartzB]

I don't doubt it. Formerly hot women are some of the worst sort of people to be around. They're used to being pampered / getting their way, so when they lose their pretty privilege and get treated like the rest of us, they become extremely resentful.

She had to be one of the nastiest people I've ever met. You could literally FEEL the bitterness oozing out of her.

Your observation is correct. In addition to your observation, she's probably angry at her clients because she's angry at herself for hooking all these years.

[Rub101]

Although I'm not in Hills Co anymore, I still check the reports. I haven't seen anything on Horny Nurse for many moons. What became of his nasty self?

RT.

I believe he still in the area under another screen name.

[Bleeder666]

A) she was kinda hot shit in the eighties.

B) she is eighty.

C) all of the above.

I don't doubt it. Formerly hot women are some of the worst sort of people to be around. They're used to being pampered / getting their way, so when they lose their pretty privilege and get treated like the rest of us, they become extremely resentful.

She had to be one of the nastiest people I've ever met. You could literally FEEL the bitterness oozing out of her.

[Absence]

A) she was kinda hot shit in the eighties.

B) she is eighty.

C) all of the above.

No, no, and NO again! Old pictures is the understatement of the year. They're pics from the late '80's at best.

I had the unfortunate dream of TOFFT and it was one of the worst dreams I've had in this hobby. In my dream, Crystal is in her late 60's / early 70's. She is short, fat, with short hair (might be a wig) and a miserly demeanor that screams bitter old woman. Her attitude is utterly miserable, aggressive, and demanding, and she will do absolutely everything in her power to make you just as miserable - she's the embodiment of "misery loves company", and seems to wear a permanent scowl on her weathered face. Crystal is not kink or fetish friendly in any way and will not hesitate to mock you for your predilections, much like an old nun but with cursing and a more masculine voice. She will demand that you turn off all the lights in the room "so she isn't being filmed" (she doesn't want you to see how old she is). Nothing offered except straight up vanilla. Not that it mattered, anyway. The full experience was off the table the second I laid eyes on her, and her mouth was very toothy, so I settled for a quick handy (eyes closed)..

[Bleeder666]

Anyone have recent experience with Crystal? I found one report a while back that said she shorted on time. I'm aware the photo she is using is old but I don't want to pay for an hour and get 20 min. She is one of the few very late night options I've found. Very much on the fence but I might TOFTT. If anyone has extra details, I'd appreciate it.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/t...scorts/1154783

No, no, and NO again! Old pictures is the understatement of the year. They're pics from the late '80's at best.

I had the unfortunate dream of TOFFT and it was one of the worst dreams I've had in this hobby. In my dream, Crystal is in her late 60's / early 70's. She is short, fat, with short hair (might be a wig) and a miserly demeanor that screams bitter old woman. Her attitude is utterly miserable, aggressive, and demanding, and she will do absolutely everything in her power to make you just as miserable - she's the embodiment of "misery loves company", and seems to wear a permanent scowl on her weathered face. Crystal is not kink or fetish friendly in any way and will not hesitate to mock you for your predilections, much like an old nun but with cursing and a more masculine voice. She will demand that you turn off all the lights in the room "so she isn't being filmed" (she doesn't want you to see how old she is). Nothing offered except straight up vanilla. Not that it mattered, anyway. The full experience was off the table the second I laid eyes on her, and her mouth was very toothy, so I settled for a quick handy (eyes closed). I was relieved just to get her out of my hotel room.

Don't make the same mistake I did, ugh.

[TTY954]

Although I'm not in Hills Co anymore, I still check the reports. I haven't seen anything on Horny Nurse for many moons. What became of his nasty self?

RT.

That guy had a way with words and have to admit he was entertaining for sure.

[RT Peckerman]

Although I'm not in Hills Co anymore, I still check the reports. I haven't seen anything on Horny Nurse for many moons. What became of his nasty self?

RT.

[Pieguy2]

How about this one? Is she still active? Anyone seen recently?

I remember someone posting about her and kept her bookmarked but never had time to research her further. I live in ft laud and wanting to find a reg when visiting every month.

https://tryst.link/escort/bunnybomb

That's Willow, not young but great PSE every time. Check her TER reviews I'd 402641.

Down 75/275 to Pink Pussy Cat in Tampamis a sure thing every day.

[JohnSmith31]

Search for Willow here.

I have not been able to meet with her. Her comms are really bad. She takes days if not weeks to answer.

Though apparently she is fun if you manage to meet with her.

How about this one? Is she still active? Anyone seen recently?

I remember someone posting about her and kept her bookmarked but never had time to research her further. I live in ft laud and wanting to find a reg when visiting every month.

https://tryst.link/escort/bunnybomb