Massage Parlor Reports

[CryoFalcon]

Pretty similar experience to everyone else here. Super cute girl with with her cat ears and thick framed glasses. Kind of reminds me of an Asian Kat Dennings. She has a bubbly personality and likes to joke / flirt around. Great body, very nice rack.

Started with a massage that was pretty decent. Very quickly moved on to something more sensual with tongue bath, water in mouth, very good TUMA with lube, and BBBJ in several different positions. She can be both very aggressive and very receptive, easy to work with. Went on with several more positions before finishing. She's definitely an ATF, very easy to work with, even shared some snacks with me afterwards and just chatted for a while like friends (I speak a bit of Chinese).

She leaves in a couple days so definitely see her now. I'm considering visiting again in the next couple days too.

[StuntDriver]

He is talking about the old house looking place just south of the Burger King.

I'm afraid I'm going to contract HepC just from being in the parking lot. Any time I've been inside, I was constantly afraid the entire buulding was going to collapse on me.

Moderately attractive, usually chubby, always rushing and upselling like a stripper.

[QSeanKnowsBest]

I was in Everett yesterday and decided to try this old joint. What a mistake. I saw an old Lady named Pink. It was a terrible, rushed experience.

Afterwards a lady named Linda came in with the hot towel. Then a quick massage and I was out of there. I should have just gone to Shanghai where I have always had a great time. Live and learn!! The Korean places have really gone down hill in the last couple of years it seams.

[IstlFun]

Flyway's post got me all excited to see Monica again. She's very pretty with a killer body, and cute especially with the cat ear headband, so made an appt and drove down south to see her, 405 traffic is always bad but the trip was worth it. There was suv on driveway, thought there might be some waiting time, walked in and was greeted by Vicki (new girl) no bait and switch. The place was ghost town both girls are available. Got curious so I asked about the suv, was told belong to the owner. Shortly after, Monica led me into the rm and immediately getting all handsy (hand in pant with some HJ), playful, and tons of dfk. She's definitely a firecracker and very playful, and I like that. She brought out a vibrating prostate massager to msg the starfish while giving a sloppy BBBJ the sensation was amazing (be sure to ask her about the toy if you're into it). Other than this, the main course exp was very similar to Flyway's, loved the dry hump actions that get jr up and rock hard fast and builds up the urge to pound. Overall a great exp, She's going to be leaving in a couple days, so enjoy her while she’s still there n treat her well.

FYI the appt was around 11 ish, perhaps this time slot has the lowest foot traffic.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

[ZombieTrouble]

I made an appointment via text to see Monica at a certain time. I showed up, and there were no cars, door was open, and it was seemingly dead with nobody else there.

I was actually there (my car was in the lot) and overheard the whole thing. Here's my experience: went early in the morning and Vicky, who I've never seen, opened the door and ushered me to a room. Monica came in and started putting fresh linen on the table and whatnot, and I gave her the fee. She left and I was thinking I was going to be with Monica, but another client comes in the front door and Vicky returns to me, looking a little disheveled. She was crazy friendly and flirty, so I accepted her and she left to get ready. I hear / see another person coming upstairs. This must have been you. I think Vicky answered the door, I hear a bunch of talking, and then a client leaves.

Vicky finally comes back, ready to go, and mentions that Monica double-booked. I'm feeling pretty "yikes" at this point, but goddamn if Vicky didn't turn out to be top notch after all. Recommended! But that's another story and not relevant here, I guess. I did feel shitty for the client that made the trip and left, though. I can't imagine the clusterfuck that would have ensued if Monica had taken me on, too, when I first came in the door.

Anyway. First time / long time poster / lurker. What's shakin'?

[PacmanWA]

She is also leaving for Los Angeles in the next few days.

I wish. No, Monica doesn't do Greek.

[Da Bot]

Monica offer Greek?

I wish. No, Monica doesn't do Greek.

[Strong1954]

I decided to try a new place yesterday in Kirkland. I called and scheduled an appointment for 1:30. I arrived on time, entered the building, was met by Mia and guided to a room. I noticed another car in the parking lot. Mia asked if I could wait 25 minutes because of the other monger. I said ok. The facility was very clean and had an ATM in the lobby.

Mia came in and told me to get undressed. She began with a massage which was wonderful. Her massage skills are very good. She was in her 30's if not 40. She is Chinese. When it came to the flip, she asked BBBJ and HJ, I was told boom boom is not on the menu. The BBBJ was ok, but not amazing like some other places offer. She just pulled her top up to play with her breasts.

So, if you want a good massage I will recommend the place. I had visited once before, and the girl was much younger and very cute. Only gave a HJ during that visit. Mia was the only one working yesterday. I enjoyed the massage but, I will not be going back.

[IstlFun]

I recently visited the area and made four stops.

Goddess. This was amateur hour. I went there because they advertise on Bedpage that they do Greek. When I got there, Coco answered the door. She's cute, but nothing extraordinary. After a brief but lousy massage, she had me flip and I asked for anal; she said she doesn't do it. So I demanded she call a different girl, and she brought in Apple. The two of them talked and decided Apple wouldn't do it. So I moved to dress and leave, but they then changed their minds and said Apple would do it. She'd clearly never done it before, and it was difficult to get it in; I didn't get far before she complained it hurt too much and I had to stop. She hadn't cleaned herself, so I was riding dirty. She started to put me in her pussy with her shit still on the condom; I said no and instructed her to get me another. Then Coco decided she would try it, but she never relaxed enough to let me in. I ended up doing both of them in the pussy. I won't be going back.

Magnolia. Saw April. The usual AMP FS experience; she's pleasant to look at, but there was nothing about it that made her stand out.

Tokyo. Saw Monica. There's really nothing I can add to the other reviews here; Monica is simply the best I've encountered in years, my new ATF.

Good. Was greeted by Bobbi. She's cute. As she was finishing up, she hollered something in Chinese, and Judy came in and started massaging as well. I objected, and told them if they wanted me to pay more, then I was getting anal. They eventually cut their price, and I went ahead and did both of them. Good used to be one of my favorite places to visit, but I really don't like the upsell (especially not that way), so I doubt I'll go back.

Looking back on it all, I wish I'd gone to see Monica four times rather than visit any of the other places.

Of course, all of this is nothing more than a fantasy of my demented brain.

Monica offer Greek?

[Loveacpi]

Which Renton Spa is this? There are several. One just off the freeway near the Burger King. One off of exit 7 by Seahawks VMAC, in same parking area as Starbucks and McDonald's. Is there another in the Renton highlands as well?

He is talking about the old house looking place just south of the Burger King.

[Loveacpi]

but there's good ol Renton spa. Yes, I know. The house it's in looks like it's about to fall in on itself blah blah blah. .

Your report was the one and only good thing I have ever read about this place. RM is nothing but ripoff reports, LOL.

[DapperDavid]

Been eyeing a couple reports of people looking for new flavors outside of the usual sushi and chow mein.

A lot of yall know about the spot in the highlands, but there's good ol Renton spa. Yes, I know. The house it's in looks like it's about to fall in on itself blah blah blah. Knock it all you want but all my visits there, I've had a hard time landing an Asian. For me it's been mostly Latina. Second highest draws I've gotten are Russian / eastern euro. More seldom they've had white and black options but I've never partaken in either of those, being I can get those at a bar pickup for free LOL.

As sketchy as the location may be, I stand by this place because of the constant variety of flavor they've got on rotation. ALSO, my best and ATF experience at a massage spot was here with a Lebanese-Latina mix. No shit smoke show she was. She was brand new to the game and obviously too young and too much of a bimbo to have realized she could make a lot more money elsewhere outside of the parlor business. She's probably wised up by now and is doing online onlyfans shit or high dollar escort service in a bigger market like Vegas at this point, because she really had it like that. My god.

Which Renton Spa is this? There are several. One just off the freeway near the Burger King. One off of exit 7 by Seahawks VMAC, in same parking area as Starbucks and McDonald's. Is there another in the Renton highlands as well?

[FlyingGolfball]

Wondering the rate all in at Tokyo. Thanks.

2 xx 30 min.

26 x 60 min.

[HelloThar]

I recently visited the area and made four stops.

Goddess. This was amateur hour. I went there because they advertise on Bedpage that they do Greek. When I got there, Coco answered the door. She's cute, but nothing extraordinary. After a brief but lousy massage, she had me flip and I asked for anal; she said she doesn't do it. So I demanded she call a different girl, and she brought in Apple. The two of them talked and decided Apple wouldn't do it. So I moved to dress and leave, but they then changed their minds and said Apple would do it. She'd clearly never done it before, and it was difficult to get it in; I didn't get far before she complained it hurt too much and I had to stop. She hadn't cleaned herself, so I was riding dirty. She started to put me in her pussy with her shit still on the condom; I said no and instructed her to get me another. Then Coco decided she would try it, but she never relaxed enough to let me in. I ended up doing both of them in the pussy. I won't be going back.

Magnolia. Saw April. The usual AMP FS experience; she's pleasant to look at, but there was nothing about it that made her stand out.

Tokyo. Saw Monica. There's really nothing I can add to the other reviews here; Monica is simply the best I've encountered in years, my new ATF.

Good. Was greeted by Bobbi. She's cute. As she was finishing up, she hollered something in Chinese, and Judy came in and started massaging as well. I objected, and told them if they wanted me to pay more, then I was getting anal. They eventually cut their price, and I went ahead and did both of them. Good used to be one of my favorite places to visit, but I really don't like the upsell (especially not that way), so I doubt I'll go back.

Looking back on it all, I wish I'd gone to see Monica four times rather than visit any of the other places.

Of course, all of this is nothing more than a fantasy of my demented brain.

I applaud your tenacity and holding your ground to get what you paid for.

I'm not as much of a greek guy, but the places need to stop advertising as such if it's not given. Just hurts the girls themselves and they obviously aren't experienced with it.

[Da Bot]

I recently visited the area and made four stops.

Goddess. This was amateur hour. I went there because they advertise on Bedpage that they do Greek. When I got there, Coco answered the door. She's cute, but nothing extraordinary. After a brief but lousy massage, she had me flip and I asked for anal; she said she doesn't do it. So I demanded she call a different girl, and she brought in Apple. The two of them talked and decided Apple wouldn't do it. So I moved to dress and leave, but they then changed their minds and said Apple would do it. She'd clearly never done it before, and it was difficult to get it in; I didn't get far before she complained it hurt too much and I had to stop. She hadn't cleaned herself, so I was riding dirty. She started to put me in her pussy with her shit still on the condom; I said no and instructed her to get me another. Then Coco decided she would try it, but she never relaxed enough to let me in. I ended up doing both of them in the pussy. I won't be going back.

Magnolia. Saw April. The usual AMP FS experience; she's pleasant to look at, but there was nothing about it that made her stand out.

Tokyo. Saw Monica. There's really nothing I can add to the other reviews here; Monica is simply the best I've encountered in years, my new ATF.

Good. Was greeted by Bobbi. She's cute. As she was finishing up, she hollered something in Chinese, and Judy came in and started massaging as well. I objected, and told them if they wanted me to pay more, then I was getting anal. They eventually cut their price, and I went ahead and did both of them. Good used to be one of my favorite places to visit, but I really don't like the upsell (especially not that way), so I doubt I'll go back.

Looking back on it all, I wish I'd gone to see Monica four times rather than visit any of the other places.

Of course, all of this is nothing more than a fantasy of my demented brain.