Massage Parlor Reports

[Si777]

Haven't been in awhile, who's your faves and why? Dm me if that helps. I've read the forum, but wanted to see if anyone had more details as to why they are their fave there. I miss Ella, her rimming technique was outstanding! Vivi is sexy in that cute way. Any and all intel is appreciated! TIA!

[Waking521]

I'm so dumb I posted this in the wrong place!

So here's the right place.).

Anyone know if Relax, or any place in the burbs, that offers BBFS? I like to go to Relax and see Ewa. I think I've got a thing for older women, because I used to see Anna at MT religiously.

Anyway, Ewa always treats me great. Greets me with some sensual DFK, then a table shower--like a really thorough table shower and some kissing back in the room. Her BBBJ skills are great. I don't know if she's the GOAT, but she very talented with her mouth. I may ask her next time if she does BBFS. The only real complaint I have about her is that she doesn't seem to like guys that last more than ten minutes. I understand why, but sometimes I want to make it last. You know? I almost never go if I'm in a rush. I want to take my time with the experience!

When I don't want to hike it down to Lombard, I go to Sky in Roselle which is a lot closer. I can't remember who I saw there. Mia? Can't remember.

It's been a while since I've gone somewhere new, but for BB I may give it a try. So yeah, anyone know?

[WalterBlack]

Yes they do, kinda hooked on Lucky at the moment, after it was Vivi for awhile. But yea they all know me and I think they tease Lucky about my taking a liking to her. I like Kiki too but way over the top for me. Every time I'm getting a shower a random MT would walk in and smack my ass speaking in Chinese than giggling. I've been coming here since it's opened and before that when it was by the Jewel and tip well which Vivi always try's to turn down. But they give a good time few bucks is worth it. I asked Lucky do they all know me and say yes your nice handsome.

I'm assuming Lucky is newer? Would love some intel on her looks and services, TIA!

[OldSchoolGuy73]

Yea for real, the last time I saw Kiki she was telling me the same thing about how she missed me and my cock, while she's jumping at me with her legs wrapped around me and then when we finished she told me "your cock number one, your cock best! Don't mind it cause we still have a good time together.

I also wanted to mention that these women also talk about who they have been with to each other without a fact. After I saw Kiki the past two times in a row and then I switched up and asked to be with vivi this time. Vivi busted through the door to the room I was in and smacked my butt while I was laying face down nagging at me saying I saw Kiki the last two times and gave her a big tip. She was a pouty but in a playful manner. I told her I would give her a big tip too but she wouldn't let me. She got all cozy up afterwards we started talking and she was asking if I was single and wanted to marry her LOL.

Yes they do, kinda hooked on Lucky at the moment, after it was Vivi for awhile. But yea they all know me and I think they tease Lucky about my taking a liking to her. I like Kiki too but way over the top for me. Every time I'm getting a shower a random MT would walk in and smack my ass speaking in Chinese than giggling. I've been coming here since it's opened and before that when it was by the Jewel and tip well which Vivi always try's to turn down. But they give a good time few bucks is worth it. I asked Lucky do they all know me and say yes your nice handsome.

[Lacky]

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Yea for real, the last time I saw Kiki she was telling me the same thing about how she missed me and my cock, while she's jumping at me with her legs wrapped around me and then when we finished she told me "your cock number one, your cock best! Don't mind it cause we still have a good time together.

I also wanted to mention that these women also talk about who they have been with to each other without a fact. After I saw Kiki the past two times in a row and then I switched up and asked to be with vivi this time. Vivi busted through the door to the room I was in and smacked my butt while I was laying face down nagging at me saying I saw Kiki the last two times and gave her a big tip. She was a pouty but in a playful manner. I told her I would give her a big tip too but she wouldn't let me. She got all cozy up afterwards we started talking and she was asking if I was single and wanted to marry her LOL.

[Thrillseeker2]

So I have that going for me.

Which is nice.

-Carl Speckler.

[Ohboy]

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Dude, don't harsh my mello!

[Chita]

Their goal is to make you feel special and they're good at it. We may feel good when they say things like "I've missed you, love you, you're so handsome, love your cock", etc. But don't let it go to your head because the minute you leave, they're saying the same exact words to a hundred other men. Literally.

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.

[TheHappyDog]

I was indeed being sarcastic. She really sells it well though, and the service is great. That being said, I love the fun attitude, and I did get 2 full size bottles of water, and 5 pieces of candy. So I have that going for me.

Yes! I did notice she does give the full size water! Lucky only gave a little one.

Need it to rehydrate after.

It does suck a little she is really high traffic. But she is a charmer who aims to please.

[Ohboy]

No, no. Not true. Don't say that!

Having said that, she was fun but you can see the bs at times. She thought I didn't give her $ and she was not happy. She put under pillow. Then was all happy.

I hope the 1st poster was being elaborately sarcastic. I hope.

I was indeed being sarcastic. She really sells it well though, and the service is great. That being said, I love the fun attitude, and I did get 2 full size bottles of water, and 5 pieces of candy. So I have that going for me.

[ChicagoScott]

So my cock isn't really as big as she told me? Does she really like me as much as she has said? All that talk about how good I was is just fake?

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

[TheHappyDog]

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

No, no. Not true. Don't say that!

Having said that, she was fun but you can see the bs at times. She thought I didn't give her $ and she was not happy. She put under pillow. Then was all happy.

I hope the 1st poster was being elaborately sarcastic. I hope.

[FnlvnGuy]

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.

Hey Ohboy,

I don't want to crush your dreams, but she's saying the same things to everyone. At first, I thought I was the one she was into, just like you probably do. But after comparing the messages I've gotten with a couple of my friends who are visiting her too, it's clear she's just copying and pasting the same lines to all of us.

[GeorgeMax]

Not in Lombard but VPark close by.

Drew Nana / Nala for my mt. Best experience I have had in years! She's there through August.

[Ohboy]

Finally got back to Relax and had Kiki. Same great service and really good massage. A couple positions and finished in 69, which was BB. Catch and spit. And for all you other mongers, I'm sorry. She told me how much she missed me, how much she loved me, and how good I was. Sorry for the rest of you.