Massage Parlor Reports

**Lakeview Lou** · 07-25-25 15:20

Red Lateran is the worst shop in Chicagoland. Fake pics and a dump location. Back in the day they were fine but now they are the worst.

Originally Posted by SimonJonesUK [View Original Post]

Okay, I give up. I was just hoping for some firsthand verification that there's NO chance you'll EVER see ANY girl even CLOSELY resembling the ones they post in those award-winning video clips. Those clips are the stuff dreams are made of. But apparently, only nightmares await.

**Rayray773** · 07-25-25 13:24

I'm in town for one night in a few days and from reading the boards, I think I've narrowed it to Emily at SXL or Anne at BP. Doesn't seem like I can make a wrong choice, but what would you guys pick if you could only see one. Also a factor is I know where SXL is, but wondering what area (not asking for the address) BP is in. I'll have limited ability to move around with no vehicle. Thanks.

**SimonJonesUK** · 07-25-25 11:26

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

So what you are saying is. There is a chance. / s.

Okay, I give up. I was just hoping for some firsthand verification that there's NO chance you'll EVER see ANY girl even CLOSELY resembling the ones they post in those award-winning video clips. Those clips are the stuff dreams are made of. But apparently, only nightmares await.

**HappyGardener** · 07-25-25 10:45

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Stop trying to make Red Lantern happen, it's not going to happen. All the ads are fake. Every one. As people keep saying here. Don't fight it. It's the fake spot. The fakey mcfakealot.

So what you are saying is. There is a chance. / s.

**Nowhere500** · 07-25-25 10:10

Originally Posted by SimonJonesUK [View Original Post]

No more detail? Are ALL the videos are of girls who bear no resemblance to the ones that are there? I've heard it's a sketchy dump, but you can forgive a lot if the girls even look remotely like the ones in the videos on their site.

Stop trying to make Red Lantern happen, it's not going to happen. All the ads are fake. Every one. As people keep saying here. Don't fight it. It's the fake spot. The fakey mcfakealot.

**BadDances** · 07-25-25 10:09

Originally Posted by Gitty [View Original Post]

I will be in the area tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had any info. PM is fine.

She is not the prettiest, but she will take good care of you. Just let her do her thing.

**Skyline09** · 07-24-25 19:54

Originally Posted by Gitty [View Original Post]

I will be in the area tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had any info. PM is fine.

Theres a dozen reviews on OD Wellness here, try searching for Judy in the search bar.

**HappyGardener** · 07-24-25 18:49

Originally Posted by Gitty [View Original Post]

I will be in the area tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had any info. PM is fine.

You will need an appointment.

**Gitty** · 07-24-25 18:26

I will be in the area tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had any info. PM is fine.

**SimonJonesUK** · 07-24-25 15:15

Originally Posted by TheyTanky [View Original Post]

Thank you.

No more detail? Are ALL the videos are of girls who bear no resemblance to the ones that are there? I've heard it's a sketchy dump, but you can forgive a lot if the girls even look remotely like the ones in the videos on their site.

**TheyTanky** · 07-24-25 10:52

Originally Posted by JonJon5456 [View Original Post]

Their ads are fake.

Thank you.

**TheyTanky** · 07-24-25 10:51

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

Was there last week good lineup but you have to ask for extras they are not automatically offered after the massage and Emma I saw there at the time is now at Archer Spa.

Are their ads of the actual girls or are they just fake ones?

**Soulandis** · 07-24-25 10:27

Honestly, it seems like the standard amount of arguing that happens on this thread. No clue what was being talked about cause the admins removed the posts. I'm sure if it gets bad enough, the admins will create an arguing thread for us and set more rules for this thread. I've seen it in other cities. It's really not that hard to state your opinion, respectfully disagree with others, and move on. We're just paying for pussy at the end of the day.

The double post did look suspicious because why are you claiming a post that's not yours in the title. But also, I'm assuming Chuckboy's post got delayed by moderation since he's only a regular member.

Just so this post isn't flooding the thread with nothing about an encounter, I'll add to the constant SXL discussion. I saw Emily sometime last week and got a BBJ from her. Before this visit, I had seen her once before for a legitimate massage, as I wanted to get a feel for the place. She told me the longest she could do was 45 minutes for a massage, and I agreed even though I wanted an hour. The massage wasn't half bad, but she definitely gave me a better one the first time around; however was more willing to chat and open up, even discussing her back injury / surgery. Some moderate teasing was thrown in there as well.

After the flip, she whispered in my ear about what I wanted, and I settled on BBJ since she's been praised for it. She stripped and started going to town on it. Her body is definitely in the spinner category, which I don't dislike, but it's not my preference unless the girl has a very hot face. I usually like my women thicker with some ass / tits. She probably sucked me for about 10 minutes before I took over and started face fucking her because she wasn't getting me to completion. Used my imagination a bit, and came in her mouth. Took it like a champ.

Overall, probably won't be back since I've already seen Karly / BeBe in the past, and none of the other providers sound appealing to me. Kinda disappointed that Emily couldn't take all of me since someone claimed she did great with his 9 inches. I guess I'm too thick because I'm not even close to 9 inches. And I've honestly had much better blowjobs in the past from real-life girls and more expensive escorts / pornstars. Plus, BBFS isn't drawing me in cause of all the guys who've seen her, and she's just not my speed attraction-wise. I see the appeal, though, Emily doesn't look like the type of girl who would offer her body like she does.