Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgJoe08]

So, I've been to Umi Massage 3 times. First time, partially covered massage and an effort by her to not touch anything fun. Good massage. Second time, no cover, another good massage. Nothing fun touched. Third time, no draping while I was on my stomach and light draping on the flip. This time, the massage was effective and professional, yet really sensual, too. Just the slightest of teasing. As I left she asked for a little more than the 20 tip I gave her. (Judging by reviews, I know women and couples go there, so I'm sure they are trying to give the appearance of being legit. I can't tell. Is this a Gradle / Carmel / Orchid situation, where it's all tease and no finish. I was being flirty with her during the massage, without groping, and she let out an "oh, baby" twice under her breath, then leaned over and hugged me and rubbed her face on mine. But still wouldn't touch anything fun. A little part of me wonders if she kinda has a crush on me and it's nothing more than that.

Has ANYONE gotten extras at Umi Massage?

I stop by from time to time cause it's super close and convenient. I always see the same girl, who's a little stocky. There's another girl who is thin, youngish and kinda flirty, who I have not seen. (She came in during my last massage and when I told her I can't afford two girls, she said she wanted to give me five minutes of two girls for free. I also have noticed there is a Mamasan who's 50-60 ish.).

SoooOo, has anyone gotten lucky there, despite the fact you can kind of see through the curtain in the entryway to each room and the wall doesn't go all the way up to the ceiling?

My apologies as I am clearly mildly retarded, but where is this place? I've googled UMI massage, UMI Spa among others and coming up empty handed. TIA.

[StudMuffin317]

Anyone know when cici will be back at BB spa?

Based on previous reviews I had a dream about going to try her out.

I went in late one night and got setup in a room. I was having ice pick headaches prior from whiplash on the lawnmower. The massage was nice. Didn't have any teasing up until she was done massaging the legs. Then on the flip she wanted a little more than the standard tip. She settled on what I planned to give her.

I asked for BBFS and she acted like she didn't do that. We started off in 69 with a BBBJ. Enough to get me ready. Then finished in missionary in the bag.

She cured my headaches by the way.

I must say I was disappointed in not getting BBFS like the reports said. She was definitely not in her 20's. She was late 30's or early 40's. Some of you guys don't get out much and over rate these women.

[Indiguy]

My last report was of a non-teasing, non sensual massage at another spa. This one was totally opposite. During the first 10 minutes of my hour long, she started teasing. Long strokes on my back, with her fingers repeatedly slipping into my butt crack. Repeatedly grazing the boys while working on my legs. And on the flip, no negotiation as she worked my stomach and upper legs, then played with my balls for a good five minutes before she even touched the shaft. Hollee fuck, talk about working a guy up. Lots of slow stroking while she lightly tugged my balls. Excellent finish. Thing is, I can tell she has some serious massage skills. Since none of you jackoffs would share a report with me I TOFT to see what's up. Gave her a 40 tip, which she was very appreciative for. Treat her nice guys, she seems very sweet. (BTW, probably 40, thin, nice looking but not wow or anything).

Great review. This is exactly what an L1 experience should be so has anyone else had the same experience there?

Or even better has anyone had similar experiences at other places. The location of this place might be better for a day trip.

[AvgJoe08]

Any sub five foot FS providers around? PM is cool. TIA.

[Jjbee62]

Last week I decided to skip my goto spots and revisit one I haven't been to for years. Finally settled on Tucson. Woman there is at least in her 40's, but carries it well. She's thick, with no flab, average looks, mid-size chest, jungle down south.

She came back to the room while I was still getting undressed, stepped back out and closed the door, leaving it open a Crack and stood there watching. I put on a little show before laying down, which got a giggle.

She was flirty from the start, got into the teasing quickly and kept it up throughout. Quick flip, She wanted $. 6 for CFS. Only a short CBJ before she lay on the table. At first she wanted no part of DATY, but relented and got into it. Worked through a few positions before she tried to tap out and finish with a HJ. Wouldn't give an oral finish, so we went back to the CFS. She took a pounding and didn't complain, she appeared to enjoy it.

When done she was covered in sweat, left me for 15 minutes to get showered. Came back and massaged me 15 minutes past my hour. Massage was decent and the activities were energetic. Overall I'd say she's a decent option.

For those who are into it, she gave every indication that PM was available.

[Slugger22]

So, I've been to Umi Massage 3 times. First time, partially covered massage and an effort by her to not touch anything fun. Good massage. Second time, no cover, another good massage. Nothing fun touched. Third time, no draping while I was on my stomach and light draping on the flip. This time, the massage was effective and professional, yet really sensual, too. Just the slightest of teasing. As I left she asked for a little more than the 20 tip I gave her. (Judging by reviews, I know women and couples go there, so I'm sure they are trying to give the appearance of being legit. I can't tell. Is this a Gradle / Carmel / Orchid situation, where it's all tease and no finish. I was being flirty with her during the massage, without groping, and she let out an "oh, baby" twice under her breath, then leaned over and hugged me and rubbed her face on mine. But still wouldn't touch anything fun. A little part of me wonders if she kinda has a crush on me and it's nothing more than that.

Has ANYONE gotten extras at Umi Massage?

I stop by from time to time cause it's super close and convenient. I always see the same girl, who's a little stocky. There's another girl who is thin, youngish and kinda flirty, who I have not seen. (She came in during my last massage and when I told her I can't afford two girls, she said she wanted to give me five minutes of two girls for free. I also have noticed there is a Mamasan who's 50-60 ish.).

SoooOo, has anyone gotten lucky there, despite the fact you can kind of see through the curtain in the entryway to each room and the wall doesn't go all the way up to the ceiling?

None of this is set in stone obviously but clues you are going to get what you came for at an AMP:

Whoever answer the doors is dressed showing plenty of leg / ass / cleavage.

The place looks a little run down or has a funk to the building.

MT has fake tits.

There is touching / brushing / rubbing of the boys or shaft at the start of the massage.

You can freely touch the therapist wherever you want.

Ten years ago at least on the west side you would get a decent to great massage with plenty of tease and a HJ at the end. The therapist would be okay to average looking dressed in normal clothes. Full Service at least for me was rarely if ever offered. In the last 5-7 things have changed. You go in and they are dressed like hookers with I love of course and they go for the main event after a lackluster 5 min of massage with barely any tease. Of course your mileage may vary as always but from what you described You won't be getting anything ever from your current place. I have never failed to go to a new place and get something.

[IlikeHJs]

So, I've been to Umi Massage 3 times. First time, partially covered massage and an effort by her to not touch anything fun. Good massage. Second time, no cover, another good massage. Nothing fun touched. Third time, no draping while I was on my stomach and light draping on the flip. This time, the massage was effective and professional, yet really sensual, too. Just the slightest of teasing. As I left she asked for a little more than the 20 tip I gave her. (Judging by reviews, I know women and couples go there, so I'm sure they are trying to give the appearance of being legit. I can't tell. Is this a Gradle / Carmel / Orchid situation, where it's all tease and no finish. I was being flirty with her during the massage, without groping, and she let out an "oh, baby" twice under her breath, then leaned over and hugged me and rubbed her face on mine. But still wouldn't touch anything fun. A little part of me wonders if she kinda has a crush on me and it's nothing more than that.

Has ANYONE gotten extras at Umi Massage?

I stop by from time to time cause it's super close and convenient. I always see the same girl, who's a little stocky. There's another girl who is thin, youngish and kinda flirty, who I have not seen. (She came in during my last massage and when I told her I can't afford two girls, she said she wanted to give me five minutes of two girls for free. I also have noticed there is a Mamasan who's 50-60 ish.).

SoooOo, has anyone gotten lucky there, despite the fact you can kind of see through the curtain in the entryway to each room and the wall doesn't go all the way up to the ceiling?

[JayDubIndy]

I will add that I do not like Jeff at all. He will talk with you and agree with you feeding you a load of bullshit. He has an ad on a gay massage site. He brings his clients to 317. They fired Lisa for advertising on another site and bringing them to 317. Jeff even tried to get one of the girls to do a 4 hand on a male client and told her he wanted to have a threesome at 317. I no longer go there because of Tashina, Brandee, and Jeff.

I quit going there a few years ago, even tho it's decent for a good massage. Jeff is creepy and that was my main reason.

[SeekingDan]

YMMV, but it is possible to get her to the point where she isn't acting.

Towards the end she was getting more into it but I didn't last long enough LOL. She told me she likes being eaten out and I'm sure that would help, but I can't bring myself to lick where I know 20 dicks have been that day alone. To each their own though, no shade at anyone who does LOL.

[IndyGuy5563]

Stopped by Arby's yesterday. Had not been there in years. MT that answered the door was mid 40's, a bit on the heavy side. I decided to ask who else was there. She yelled back, two girls came around the corner. The place had a strong smell of food cooking which was a little turn off. Anyways, the first one around the corner look like a 2 on the AMP scale and overweight as well. The second came around and looked much better, maybe a 6. Went for the hh 30 damage handed her $ and she came back with change. Massage was actually really good. MT Spent time on back and both legs with no tease. Medium to hard pressure with oil. On the flip, she gave the FS signal, after giving a second look I decided to go with just a standard finish. Gave her the change. Tried to take off her top off which was difficult and she was very reluctant. She actually acted as if I was hurting her. Eventually, she did take down one side, not both. Yeah it was not good, probably will not return. All in $.

[Jefrob1960]

I talked to her yesterday after reading this. She said she's going to work for her dad, not open a new shop.

Thank you for the info.

[JhnSmth]

You're comparing apples and oranges.

317's price point is completely immaterial. They are totally legit in terms of delivery. They like to tease, and their advertising is complete bait-and-switch. You will NOT be getting any touching of the balls, or even close to a HJ at 317. Mandie watches them like a hawk, and she and her husband watch this site as well. The moment they catch on to any of their girls crossing the line, they're gone.

I'm not sure if it applies to all of them, but some of them will let you Self Serve while they continue rubbing. You might get a peak up a shirt, or an OTC ass grab while you're taking care of yourself, but that's it.

So I'd say their price point doesn't matter unless you enjoy paying for blue balls.

It's not bait and switch. You get exactly the girl in the picture. And you get exactly what is advertised. (Some people may get a bit more).

[JhnSmth]

I was told Anna's last day at 317 was Friday. Looked at the website and her pic was removed. I was told she was opening her own place somewhere in fishers.

I talked to her yesterday after reading this. She said she's going to work for her dad, not open a new shop.

[AsianK]

Anyone else noticing the Michigan road spas opening later than normal. I was in the area at about 1030 pm and noticed lights on and asking for trouble.

[Jefrob1960]

Yes, Sorry, Brandee. No disrespect intended at all, just moving too quickly.

I don't doubt you're claims. You've been around. All the searching on this post I did yielded no information like that for 317, so I can only go on my personal experience, which indicated to me finding an L1 in there could be a costly endeavor of hit-and-miss until I happened to get lucky.

I will add that I do not like Jeff at all. He will talk with you and agree with you feeding you a load of bullshit. He has an ad on a gay massage site. He brings his clients to 317. They fired Lisa for advertising on another site and bringing them to 317. Jeff even tried to get one of the girls to do a 4 hand on a male client and told her he wanted to have a threesome at 317. I no longer go there because of Tashina, Brandee, and Jeff.