Escort Reports

[SouthsideTid]

Has anyone seen Kaden? I'd love to hear about your experience, good or bad.

Comms seem pretty good so far. Hasn't asked for a deposit or personal info. But you never know!

https://tryst.link/escort/kadenyoung

Post here or share via DM is good too. Thanks so much!

I won't go into too much detail but she went by Krista with me and lured me into an apartment where 2 large black men were waiting. One blocked the door while the other one accused me of trying to hook up with his wife. Night ended with me tied up in ropes and 1 k light. Got my money back but I haven't been on this site since. Avoid please for your own good. I can't believe I made it out alive.

[MachoMadness19]

So I been going over Juliet's new spot next to airport college park area about ever 2 or 3 days so. You know I been enjoying my self so I been indulging a bit. Between her and Slim Shy I been enjoying my between holidays time. Especially now since she has a beds set up in her place and furniture. I been having to comeback like my last name Brady trying to deflate my balls for the win. But since she does all holes and wears those ex stripper out fits and skirts I like. That change up the fit wear is a nice surprise ever-time for me. She be charging me and my friends about 100 for quick covered service like 20 min time. But offers ever things else for a bit more. But her and shy are quite reasonable considering it ain't the easiest to find good bare service or do it all but she looks nice too deals. But normally the head is wet and a little sloppy like I like. And the sex stays gushers like she enjoys it more than me. I think that's why I got to stop thru at least once a week.

https://us.escortsaffair.com/atlanta...87303c41404da1

Sadly she only takes 30+ according to her list crawler smh.

[RayPrince]

Been trying to see her for a while and finally got a hold of her, she requires you to send a photo holding 2 fingers up. She said your face doesn't have to be in it so I sent her a picture with 2 fingers against my chest, absolutely pointless but whatever. Sent the address to my place and asked if she's coming alone, she said yes and that she'll be there in 20 minutes. After 20 minutes and no update from her I called to see where she was, she answered and said she had to stop to charge her car and I hear a baby in the background. When I asked about it she said it was her daughter. I cancelled on her and of course she took all the bad decisions that she made in life out on me like I'm the reason she has to bring her daughter to strangers home and suck dick. So this is just a warning to anyone interested in her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/gaine...-/633343013629

Here's her ad, I screenshot it cause sometimes her link goes away.

[Sneak]

Mena Carlisle informed me that she'll be in town on the 28th & 29th. I do not have any real contact info. To those who are interested in seeing her, at least you can put these dates on your radar.

[JohnBonerJohns]

Nice review but how does she look in the face, is she attractive?

Also those are not her real pics.

[JohnBonerJohns]

Nice review but how does she look in the face, is she attractive?

She is ugly asf and I swear I am not lying. Her BBBJ skills are good and cim for those rates but she has a butterface.

[Ronny770]

Nice review but how does she look in the face, is she attractive?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...256/6787067633

Also saw Lina for BBBJ. Easy setup. Another hotel off Old National, but she told me she's mostly in Daluth. She doesn't post face pics, but it's her in the pics it seems. Little baby damage.

Same deal, lay on the edge of bed and she gave great head, really gets in to it and liked showing off. Taking it all the way and doing tongue tricks. Tried to book with her for a 2nd go but couldn't make my schedule work. 60 for qv BBBJ, and 20 for CIM. Would definitely repeat for BBBJ.

[MikeyPopZ]

Caught this one at a fast food spot near the airport. Little small talk and back to my spot for a drink. We agreed on what would make us both happy and off to business. Said she occasionally posts on STG but mostly dances. Didn't bother with a number I'm rarely in ATL. If anyone recognizes her shoot me a note please. Def should have took her info, but worrying about jr already had almost made me miss my damn flight.

Monger on.

https://www.erome.com/a/Vwgy5tVK

[Voltare]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...256/6787067633

Also saw Lina for BBBJ. Easy setup. Another hotel off Old National, but she told me she's mostly in Daluth. She doesn't post face pics, but it's her in the pics it seems. Little baby damage.

Same deal, lay on the edge of bed and she gave great head, really gets in to it and liked showing off. Taking it all the way and doing tongue tricks. Tried to book with her for a 2nd go but couldn't make my schedule work. 60 for qv BBBJ, and 20 for CIM. Would definitely repeat for BBBJ.

[Voltare]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...496/6318829405

I've seen this one twice for BBBJ. She's in a meh hotel that would probably be best to be careful at night off Old National. She's quick to reply and the room was pretty clean. She does have a small dog if that's an issue. She's laid back. Looks like pics but heavier, and not done up. Very solid head. Lay down on the edge of the bed and goes at it, deep and takes direction well. No CIM. BBBJ qv is $60.

Would repeat for BBBJ only.

[MachoMadness19]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/190451966

Has anyone seen her?

[TheAnswer4]

When I die, my family needs to pay you to write my obituary.

So after making progress with my bartender a light-skin goddess crafted by all the right genes and none of the struggle I was riding high. A body like hers makes you want to fall in love and ruin your credit. But alas, I was horny and stupid, so I logged onto the hobby sites to kill the mood.

Enter "Bestie. " Her pics screamed slim-thick snack. What showed up? A Costco-sized disappointment. About 45 pounds heavier, and somehow less lively than her photos. If her ad was a Netflix trailer, the real thing was the budget bootleg DVD from a gas station shelf.

We text, and right out the gate she hits me with a shopping list like I'm DoorDash: condoms, Gatorade, Newport Shorts, and a donut. A donut. As if I'm meeting a grown-ass toddler. She promises to deduct it from the $1. 0 price. She lied like it was a skill she puts on resumes.

I pull up to the extended stay. No surprise. Room's got stripper mood lights, a half-dressed dog, and the vibe of a Craigslist horror story. She instantly confuses me for another client, asks if I brought my wife. Off to a great start. She then informs me that we're using the couch, not the bed. Because comfort is only for men with self-respect.

She fumbles around looking for her toy and asks me to watch her warm up. The lighting made her look like a clearance bin lava lamp. I'm already questioning my life choices, but I stay in it. Then comes the "blowjob" if you can call 15 seconds of lazy mouth-to-tip contact a service. It felt more like someone trying to read Braille with their tongue.

[CrimpShrine]

If so how was it? If she's a no go does anyone any black providers?

Like 95% of the chicks reviewed here are black. Hell, 95% of the chicks around are black.

[FreudFro]

Performance: -1. 5 Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.

You, my friend, have an excellent sense of humor. Thank you for the report.

[BangingBasil]

So after making progress with my bartender — a light-skin goddess crafted by all the right genes and none of the struggle — I was riding high. A body like hers makes you want to fall in love and ruin your credit. But alas, I was horny and stupid, so I logged onto the hobby sites to kill the mood.

Enter "Bestie. " Her pics screamed slim-thick snack. What showed up? A Costco-sized disappointment. About 45 pounds heavier, and somehow less lively than her photos. If her ad was a Netflix trailer, the real thing was the budget bootleg DVD from a gas station shelf.

We text, and right out the gate she hits me with a shopping list like I'm DoorDash: condoms, Gatorade, Newport Shorts, and a donut. A donut. As if I'm meeting a grown-ass toddler. She promises to deduct it from the $1. 0 price. She lied like it was a skill she puts on resumes.

I pull up to the extended stay. No surprise. Room's got stripper mood lights, a half-dressed dog, and the vibe of a Craigslist horror story. She instantly confuses me for another client, asks if I brought my wife. Off to a great start. She then informs me that we're using the couch, not the bed. Because comfort is only for men with self-respect.

She fumbles around looking for her toy and asks me to watch her warm up. The lighting made her look like a clearance bin lava lamp. I'm already questioning my life choices, but I stay in it. Then comes the "blowjob" — if you can call 15 seconds of lazy mouth-to-tip contact a service. It felt more like someone trying to read Braille with their tongue.

She says, "That's all you get with a quick visit. " Thanks. Glad I brought you a Gatorade for that Olympic-level effort.

We go into missionary. Big mistake. Between her toy, her belly, and my gut, it felt like trying to park an SUV in a janitor's closet. I tap out and call an audible: doggy. She then tries to sweep my damn legs out by pressing her feet between mine and spreading them like she's a sumo wrestler initiating combat.

I'm sliding, tripping, re-angling, and at this point, I'm not even horny. I'm just angry. Angry sex turned into an exorcism. I pounded away like I was trying to knock some sense into myself and her at the same dam time.

She tried to call time early until I reminded her I brought her groceries like a simp. "Oh yeah, I'll give you five more minutes," she says — like I'm on some prison yard conjugal visit. Cool.

We finish in a better position (read: one that allowed me to think about my bartender). I pictured her in those jeans, walking away, hips swinging like music. And just like that, I finally dropped the load. Into a sad, echoing condom inside a hollowed-out disappointment.

Final Report Card:

• Looks: 2. 5 – She's in the pictures. Buried under water weight and denial.

• Cleanliness: 3. 0 – Room looked like it survived a vape tornado.

• Attitude: 2. 5 – She was alive. That's the nicest thing I can say.

• Performance: -1. 5 – Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.

• Repeat?: I rather lay my nuts on a fucking dresser and bang them with a spiked bat.

Bottom Line: For $1. 0, I could've had a thick Latina suck me senseless, feed me empanadas, and let me wreck her in four positions and my thumb up her ass while I hit a nutter in her gutter — all while smiling and calling me Papisito. Instead, I got a vibrating beluga on a couch asking for donuts. It's like *****. You don't need a doughnut. You need a fucking treadmill.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/190385421

Stay safe out there.

Banging Basil out.