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  1. #26846

    Lina in Duluth

    Nice review but how does she look in the face, is she attractive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Voltare  [View Original Post]
    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...256/6787067633

    Also saw Lina for BBBJ. Easy setup. Another hotel off Old National, but she told me she's mostly in Daluth. She doesn't post face pics, but it's her in the pics it seems. Little baby damage.

    Same deal, lay on the edge of bed and she gave great head, really gets in to it and liked showing off. Taking it all the way and doing tongue tricks. Tried to book with her for a 2nd go but couldn't make my schedule work. 60 for qv BBBJ, and 20 for CIM. Would definitely repeat for BBBJ.
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  2. #26845

    Britney

    Caught this one at a fast food spot near the airport. Little small talk and back to my spot for a drink. We agreed on what would make us both happy and off to business. Said she occasionally posts on STG but mostly dances. Didn't bother with a number I'm rarely in ATL. If anyone recognizes her shoot me a note please. Def should have took her info, but worrying about jr already had almost made me miss my damn flight.

    Monger on.

    https://www.erome.com/a/Vwgy5tVK
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  3. #26844

    Lina

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...256/6787067633

    Also saw Lina for BBBJ. Easy setup. Another hotel off Old National, but she told me she's mostly in Daluth. She doesn't post face pics, but it's her in the pics it seems. Little baby damage.

    Same deal, lay on the edge of bed and she gave great head, really gets in to it and liked showing off. Taking it all the way and doing tongue tricks. Tried to book with her for a 2nd go but couldn't make my schedule work. 60 for qv BBBJ, and 20 for CIM. Would definitely repeat for BBBJ.

  4. #26843

    Tee / Hershey Kiss

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...496/6318829405

    I've seen this one twice for BBBJ. She's in a meh hotel that would probably be best to be careful at night off Old National. She's quick to reply and the room was pretty clean. She does have a small dog if that's an issue. She's laid back. Looks like pics but heavier, and not done up. Very solid head. Lay down on the edge of the bed and goes at it, deep and takes direction well. No CIM. BBBJ qv is $60.

    Would repeat for BBBJ only.

  5. #26842

  6. #26841
    When I die, my family needs to pay you to write my obituary.

    Quote Originally Posted by BangingBasil  [View Original Post]
    So after making progress with my bartender a light-skin goddess crafted by all the right genes and none of the struggle I was riding high. A body like hers makes you want to fall in love and ruin your credit. But alas, I was horny and stupid, so I logged onto the hobby sites to kill the mood.

    Enter "Bestie. " Her pics screamed slim-thick snack. What showed up? A Costco-sized disappointment. About 45 pounds heavier, and somehow less lively than her photos. If her ad was a Netflix trailer, the real thing was the budget bootleg DVD from a gas station shelf.

    We text, and right out the gate she hits me with a shopping list like I'm DoorDash: condoms, Gatorade, Newport Shorts, and a donut. A donut. As if I'm meeting a grown-ass toddler. She promises to deduct it from the $1. 0 price. She lied like it was a skill she puts on resumes.

    I pull up to the extended stay. No surprise. Room's got stripper mood lights, a half-dressed dog, and the vibe of a Craigslist horror story. She instantly confuses me for another client, asks if I brought my wife. Off to a great start. She then informs me that we're using the couch, not the bed. Because comfort is only for men with self-respect.

    She fumbles around looking for her toy and asks me to watch her warm up. The lighting made her look like a clearance bin lava lamp. I'm already questioning my life choices, but I stay in it. Then comes the "blowjob" if you can call 15 seconds of lazy mouth-to-tip contact a service. It felt more like someone trying to read Braille with their tongue.

  7. #26840
    Quote Originally Posted by MachoMadness19  [View Original Post]
    If so how was it? If she's a no go does anyone any black providers?
    Like 95% of the chicks reviewed here are black. Hell, 95% of the chicks around are black.

  8. #26839

    Comedy gold

    Quote Originally Posted by BangingBasil  [View Original Post]

    Performance: -1. 5 Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.
    You, my friend, have an excellent sense of humor. Thank you for the report.

  9. #26838

    Gone in 60 Seconds (of Regret) – Bestie the Couch Catfish

    So after making progress with my bartender — a light-skin goddess crafted by all the right genes and none of the struggle — I was riding high. A body like hers makes you want to fall in love and ruin your credit. But alas, I was horny and stupid, so I logged onto the hobby sites to kill the mood.

    Enter "Bestie. " Her pics screamed slim-thick snack. What showed up? A Costco-sized disappointment. About 45 pounds heavier, and somehow less lively than her photos. If her ad was a Netflix trailer, the real thing was the budget bootleg DVD from a gas station shelf.

    We text, and right out the gate she hits me with a shopping list like I'm DoorDash: condoms, Gatorade, Newport Shorts, and a donut. A donut. As if I'm meeting a grown-ass toddler. She promises to deduct it from the $1. 0 price. She lied like it was a skill she puts on resumes.

    I pull up to the extended stay. No surprise. Room's got stripper mood lights, a half-dressed dog, and the vibe of a Craigslist horror story. She instantly confuses me for another client, asks if I brought my wife. Off to a great start. She then informs me that we're using the couch, not the bed. Because comfort is only for men with self-respect.

    She fumbles around looking for her toy and asks me to watch her warm up. The lighting made her look like a clearance bin lava lamp. I'm already questioning my life choices, but I stay in it. Then comes the "blowjob" — if you can call 15 seconds of lazy mouth-to-tip contact a service. It felt more like someone trying to read Braille with their tongue.

    She says, "That's all you get with a quick visit. " Thanks. Glad I brought you a Gatorade for that Olympic-level effort.

    We go into missionary. Big mistake. Between her toy, her belly, and my gut, it felt like trying to park an SUV in a janitor's closet. I tap out and call an audible: doggy. She then tries to sweep my damn legs out by pressing her feet between mine and spreading them like she's a sumo wrestler initiating combat.

    I'm sliding, tripping, re-angling, and at this point, I'm not even horny. I'm just angry. Angry sex turned into an exorcism. I pounded away like I was trying to knock some sense into myself and her at the same dam time.

    She tried to call time early until I reminded her I brought her groceries like a simp. "Oh yeah, I'll give you five more minutes," she says — like I'm on some prison yard conjugal visit. Cool.

    We finish in a better position (read: one that allowed me to think about my bartender). I pictured her in those jeans, walking away, hips swinging like music. And just like that, I finally dropped the load. Into a sad, echoing condom inside a hollowed-out disappointment.

    Final Report Card:

    • Looks: 2. 5 – She's in the pictures. Buried under water weight and denial.

    • Cleanliness: 3. 0 – Room looked like it survived a vape tornado.

    • Attitude: 2. 5 – She was alive. That's the nicest thing I can say.

    • Performance: -1. 5 – Honestly, I've had better action from couch cushions and shame.

    • Repeat?: I rather lay my nuts on a fucking dresser and bang them with a spiked bat.

    Bottom Line: For $1. 0, I could've had a thick Latina suck me senseless, feed me empanadas, and let me wreck her in four positions and my thumb up her ass while I hit a nutter in her gutter — all while smiling and calling me Papisito. Instead, I got a vibrating beluga on a couch asking for donuts. It's like *****. You don't need a doughnut. You need a fucking treadmill.

    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/190385421

    Stay safe out there.

    Banging Basil out.

  10. #26837

    Go ahead

    Quote Originally Posted by BusyLurker  [View Original Post]
    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

    I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

    Thanks.
    She's good in my book. I've seen her a couple times now. Each visit got better and better. She's very engaging and totally unrushed.

  11. #26836
    Quote Originally Posted by MassageAwesome  [View Original Post]
    Definitely can vouch for Holly. I haven't seen her in a while, but she's a good backup when none of your other go tos are available. She charges 100 for 30 minutes which is also a good deal. Sometimes she does BBBJ and other times it's CBJ. She'll let you bust on her ass if that's your thing. She's cool to talk to as well.
    Yeah she's a cool chick for sure.

  12. #26835

    Anyone seen her?

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...353/6783990659

    If so how was it? If she's a no go does anyone any black providers?

  13. #26834
    Quote Originally Posted by BusyLurker  [View Original Post]
    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

    I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

    Thanks.
    I have seen her before, she's great.

  14. #26833

    Anyone seen her?

    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/186589465

    I'm willing to take one for the team (in terms of bad service), but don't want to risk a complete unknown who might turn out to be LE or a ROB.

    Thanks.

  15. #26832
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvitAtl  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone seen Kaden? I'd love to hear about your experience, good or bad.

    Comms seem pretty good so far. Hasn't asked for a deposit or personal info. But you never know!

    https://tryst.link/escort/kadenyoung

    Post here or share via DM is good too. Thanks so much!
    She goes by the name Krista on Seeking.

    https://members.seeking.com/member/e...5-24b114dbb221

    If you do connect, report back on the experience and costs, please.

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