Strip Club Reports

[Pussylicker2]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

I see a lot of really bad advice being given. Humans are the product of evolution. The reason you're horny for some strange is because our ancestors who were horn dogs passed their genes to us. The reason men are jealous of their wife cheating is because jealous men were less likely to wind up supporting another man's kids. The reason women are jealous is because being jealous reduces the chance their man will leave them for a random ****. To cheat successfully, don't hit clubs near you where someone you and / or your wife may know might see you or your car. Best to do it when you're out of town. Never let on anything to your wife, women are unable to understand. Before starting, join a gym. Go to the gym at least once a week. Have your strip club clothes in your gym bag. Never admit anything. Don't feel guilty, you're not going to leave your wife for a strip club spank, you know it, your wife, being female, is incapable of understanding. Good luck.

[Absence]

You guys are like Ethan Hunt, trying to outsmart your wives. Call Luther from the IT dept.

Gym membership seems like the play. Leave your phone in the locker. When you come back, grab a shower and change of clothes.

Can't spoof the iPhone. Only reason I am still on Android.

[JakeSteed1838]

Can't spoof the iPhone. Only reason I am still on Android.

Is there a similar thing for apple, I wonder? I know you can kinda spoof with a ipad.

[DeadDead22]

If you are on, or get on, Android then you can spoof your location. Just have to turn on developer options. GPS Emulator is the best one out there, and it's free. And yes it fools all the trackers such as Life360.

Is there a similar thing for apple, I wonder? I know you can kinda spoof with a ipad.

[JakeSteed1838]

If you are on, or get on, Android then you can spoof your location. Just have to turn on developer options. GPS Emulator is the best one out there, and it's free. And yes it fools all the trackers such as Life360.

You old guys are also a little luckier than the younger generation. With GPS phone tracking, it becomes much harder to get away with anything. I have a buddy who shares his GPS location with his wife because of his line of work (dangerous neighborhoods he frequents), so it adds another whole layer of complication to trying to cheat. He doesn't do this sort of thing so its no big deal for him. But I can see that being a pain point for someone with a shitty, boring wife who just wants to blow his load in an attractive woman every once in a while. I chuckle when people talk about parking for the AMP being in the back or the front. Well, if you got a GPS tracker, you could park in the back and still get busted.

[JakeSteed1838]

Pink Pussycat.

Was here visiting about a year ago. I am back now. There was a lovely club off Nebraska they no habeas ingles but it was a sure shot. Anyone know the name? I can't remember. It was close to USF magnolia campus.

[BDupree]

Was here visiting about a year ago. I am back now. There was a lovely club off Nebraska they no habeas ingles but it was a sure shot. Anyone know the name? I can't remember. It was close to USF magnolia campus.

[Wikip777]

Couple of posts have commented on this, but figured I'd give a quick rundown based on a stop by there not too long ago. As mentioned earlier, the folks at 2001 across the street bought Mons and have made some updates in there, so they have similar policies and vibe now.

Very nice report!

I might add:

They are also finally renovating bathrooms.

The food / drink place next door is going to be called "Boda" and will be a taco joint.

[JnTampa]

For those who enjoyed secrets it's over now. They have announced that they have permanently closed.

[Snoozer]

Couple of posts have commented on this, but figured I'd give a quick rundown based on a stop by there not too long ago. As mentioned earlier, the folks at 2001 across the street bought Mons and have made some updates in there, so they have similar policies and vibe now.

No more jukebox. Instead it's a DJ and they occasionally do the whole deal where they call every dancer backstage to bring them out and offer a "dance special". They added some new screens and lighting, so it feels a little nicer than it was in the last few years.

For anyone who hasn't been since before Covid, gone are the chairs all over the place. No more dances just out in the open in every seat like way back when. There are now dance booths to either side of the room. The ones to the left are open and the normal "per song" rooms. Much like 2001, it's $6 to get into a booth and then the standard cost per dance is $40 per song. Had a few girls offer me 3 for $100, however.

Those booths are still open to the rest of the room, so if folks look away from the stage (or sit on the opposite side of the room) they're looking right at you. It's not "semi private" off the floor like 2001 or a lot of other places around town.

I was told about two levels of "private room": $500 for a half hour and $1,000 for an hour. Those are closed off rooms, but. Yeesh. $!

Seems to draw a big weekend crowd much like 2001 and the girls are a good mix of body types, so you'll probably find someone you're into. Eventually there will be a food and beverage option open till 3 am next door like Riveters currently runs next to 2001, but until then they'll let you grab stuff out of your car if you buy a red cup from them. Not so sure I'd advise running across Dale Mabry all night, however.

For $20 to walk in and just hang at the stage to enjoy the show / throw some ones, it's not a bad option considering the variety of girls, much like its counterpart. But as others have already said, the cost for rooms is prohibitive.

[GhostRiidah]

Anybody tried Chicas.

Teasers,

Secrets, or Emperors and had any Luck out there? Seems legit with hot chicks but not sure if its a waste of time.

[Chase Star]

You old guys are also a little luckier than the younger generation. With GPS phone tracking, it becomes much harder to get away with anything. I have a buddy who shares his GPS location with his wife because of his line of work (dangerous neighborhoods he frequents), so it adds another whole layer of complication to trying to cheat. He doesn't do this sort of thing so its no big deal for him. But I can see that being a pain point for someone with a shitty, boring wife who just wants to blow his load in an attractive woman every once in a while. I chuckle when people talk about parking for the AMP being in the back or the front. Well, if you got a GPS tracker, you could park in the back and still get busted.

Hmmm, maybe stick that phone in a gym locker before you go to the club too and pick it back up when you go for the shower and wardrobe change after? But then what if she calls or worse decides to join you for your workout? It seems there are no fool-proof or at least no easy answers. I might add that if your wife is already doing that level of tracking then there are already some serious problems in your marriage. Which brings me back to my original answer: if you're married and can't get your wife to go along with your extra-curricular games your only real options are a) stay faithful & suffer in silence b) go for your fun but understanding the huge, inherent and unavoidable risks involved or c) cut your losses and get that divorce so you don't have to sneak around.

[SGreg1234]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

So I've read Esther Perel's, "Mating in Captivity". And other books. And I've been in a great marriage for 14 yrs. I love my beautiful 60 yr old wife and our family. We have a good sex life too. For me, It's such a predicament that I crave 25 yr old pussy. The thrill of the adventure. Fucking a new woman, different than my wife. I love that rush.

My wife would not be ok with it, in any form. So I'm forced to continue the mission impossible maneuvers. The cover ups. For my selfish desires. I risk my family and perhaps my job because I can't control myself. Maybe I'll get too old to continue this. Or will lose my sexual drive? Until then. I keep praying not to get caught. Wish me luck- or new found maturity.

[DeadDead22]

That is probably the most practical and responsible advice that I have ever read on this board and coming from a Sr. Member with lots of posts and, I'm guessing, still happily married, he really knows what he's talking about. I'm single and live alone (except when I have a stripper living with me), so I'm probably the last person who should give advice.

But I can confirm that residual cheap perfume from some, but not all, of the strippers will linger. Glitter would be a much rarer issue. However, even if you escape the perfume, a residual smokey smell could give away that you were at some bar, assuming you're not a smoker yourself. Here's my own advice on how to deal with it.

First off, Absence is a lucky man to have an understanding wife and a marriage that's worth saving. Not all guys are so lucky. Some are simply trapped because of kids or finances with no hope of salvation. Should they take the risk by cheating? I would say no. I'd say either play it safe and don't risk getting caught (which could lead to a messy divorce anyway) or else bite the bullet and pull the plug. Yes, it will cost, but at least it will be less likely to have such unfavorable terms (as the old joke says: the reason divorce costs so much is because its worth it). But that's easy for me to say.

If both Absence's and my recommendations are unacceptable. I do have many married friends who frequent stripclubs and can tell you how some deal with it. Some guys just stick to AMP's where they can shower any aromatherapy smell or residual oil off their bodies before they leave. Others may hit their gym for a workout and a shower or just a shower on their way home (if they skip the gym workout this also gives them an excuse for their missing time). Of course, that works better for day shift visits and if they're already a regular gym-goer to begin with. Another guy I know, waits until he knows his wife will be away away from their house for a sufficiently long period of time, like when she leaves to visit the grandkids who live more than an hour away each way. BTW, don't just shower when you get back. Don't forget to throw your clothes in the wash before she gets back too and have some believable cover stories for what you've been doing ready in case she gets inquisitive.

You old guys are also a little luckier than the younger generation. With GPS phone tracking, it becomes much harder to get away with anything. I have a buddy who shares his GPS location with his wife because of his line of work (dangerous neighborhoods he frequents), so it adds another whole layer of complication to trying to cheat. He doesn't do this sort of thing so its no big deal for him. But I can see that being a pain point for someone with a shitty, boring wife who just wants to blow his load in an attractive woman every once in a while. I chuckle when people talk about parking for the AMP being in the back or the front. Well, if you got a GPS tracker, you could park in the back and still get busted.

[Chase Star]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

That is probably the most practical and responsible advice that I have ever read on this board and coming from a Sr. Member with lots of posts and, I'm guessing, still happily married, he really knows what he's talking about. I'm single and live alone (except when I have a stripper living with me), so I'm probably the last person who should give advice.

But I can confirm that residual cheap perfume from some, but not all, of the strippers will linger. Glitter would be a much rarer issue. However, even if you escape the perfume, a residual smokey smell could give away that you were at some bar, assuming you're not a smoker yourself. Here's my own advice on how to deal with it.

First off, Absence is a lucky man to have an understanding wife and a marriage that's worth saving. Not all guys are so lucky. Some are simply trapped because of kids or finances with no hope of salvation. Should they take the risk by cheating? I would say no. I'd say either play it safe and don't risk getting caught (which could lead to a messy divorce anyway) or else bite the bullet and pull the plug. Yes, it will cost, but at least it will be less likely to have such unfavorable terms (as the old joke says: the reason divorce costs so much is because its worth it). But that's easy for me to say.

If both Absence's and my recommendations are unacceptable. I do have many married friends who frequent stripclubs and can tell you how some deal with it. Some guys just stick to AMP's where they can shower any aromatherapy smell or residual oil off their bodies before they leave. Others may hit their gym for a workout and a shower or just a shower on their way home (if they skip the gym workout this also gives them an excuse for their missing time). Of course, that works better for day shift visits and if they're already a regular gym-goer to begin with. Another guy I know, waits until he knows his wife will be away away from their house for a sufficiently long period of time, like when she leaves to visit the grandkids who live more than an hour away each way. BTW, don't just shower when you get back. Don't forget to throw your clothes in the wash before she gets back too and have some believable cover stories for what you've been doing ready in case she gets inquisitive.