Massage Parlor Reports

[Todd Cincy]

The closing of the Lawrenceburg AMPs was a blow to the local hobby market. The few AMPs that exist now are hyper-cautious, and you may have to visit multiple times just to get a friendly HJ. At that point gentlemen, you might as well hit the singles bars or the online dating sites....your odds are about the same!

I have been going to AMPs since the early 1990s. In 1993 I discovered three great AMPs near the Dayton Mall. Lots of beautiful women for me for about 3 years, until they were closed down. The end of my hobbying career? Not quite. In the mid-1990s, there were a few good AMP-style places that featured hot local women. (Do any of you remember the "Therapeutic Center" down in Northern KY? My toes curl just thinking about it.) Then they were closed down....Ten years ago, Fairfield was the place to go, until another inevitable bust. Then around 2005 we got the Lawrenceburg AMPs, and they lasted for about 3 years....

As a longtime AMP client (and general veteran of the hobby), I have drawn a few conclusions. The following may console you in this current dry spell:

>Massage places will always draw LE attention, because they are so public. None of these establishments will last more than 3 years. However, new ones will arise in place of the ones that were closed down. Count on it.

>The hobby market, like the economy in general, goes through periods of boom and "bust". The cycle goes as follows: There is some very public LE activity (e.g.: the May 2008 closings of the local AMPs and the recent Craigslist crackdowns.) Then for a while things are very quiet, and it takes a lot of effort to find any decent options. Slowly things get better, eventually building to another peak....and finally another bust.

>Right after a "bust" phase, hobbying is often more trouble than it is worth...Note that there aren't a lot of great options on CL or in the AMP market now. Many providers are lying low.

The key, gentlemen, is to save your $$$ for now and wait for things to get better again. I have been through many of these cycles before, and trust me, better days *are* ahead.

[Amped Lars]

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

I went to trend last week and I think it's under new legit management. I got a great massage but with no flip from what looked to be a latina in her 30's. She had her hair tied back and was wearing jeans, tennis shoes and a nurse scrub top. She charged me 70 for the hr and I gave her 10 tip caus she worked out this crick I had in my neck.

Strange thing is that all AMP decor and amenities were still in place. They still had a table shower and steam room and although she put a towel around me she did not put it back when it accidentily slipped off.

[Sammy Spots]

A little advice guys, to build trust be very friendly and talkative when you visit any AMP. Let them know your name and tell me a little about yourself like what you do for a living or anything to make yourself stand out from other customers.

Remember these girls have been busted or know that LE has visit and got extras from them before they set up a sting and busted the joint. So if you are a quite type personality and don't talk to them like a friendly dude, they may still think you're LE. It's hard for them to tell if you're not.

Again you have to be the one who talks the most and just be a motor mouth and tell jokes and be funny. It really helps and you may help relax the girls.

There were places where I went often and would bring their favorite foods like egg rolls or what ever I found out from asking what foods they liked by asking them. get the idea!

Just a bit of advice, hope it helps.

Harpo2U

Great advice, this could never hurt.

SS

[Sammy Spots]

$80 for scrub shower & 1/2 hour massage (massage was top notch).

SS

[Harpo2u]

...... extras maybe possible once trust has been built.
SS

A little advice guys, to build trust be very friendly and talkative when you visit any AMP. Let them know your name and tell me a little about yourself like what you do for a living or anything to make yourself stand out from other customers.

Remember these girls have been busted or know that LE has visit and got extras from them before they set up a sting and busted the joint. So if you are a quite type personality and don't talk to them like a friendly dude, they may still think you're LE. It's hard for them to tell if you're not.

Again you have to be the one who talks the most and just be a motor mouth and tell jokes and be funny. It really helps and you may help relax the girls.

There were places where I went often and would bring their favorite foods like egg rolls or what ever I found out from asking what foods they liked by asking them. get the idea!

Just a bit of advice, hope it helps.

Harpo2U

[Lucky Luke]

How much is the door fee now? Any tips required?

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

[Sammy Spots]

I when earlier this week for my 1st visit, did not get any extras (signs posted threw out the place stating, if you ask, you will be asked to leave), but a top notch legit TS & massage, extras maybe possible once trust has been built. I recommend calling before making the trip to insure that they are open of business if anyone wishing to make the trip.

SS

[Fitter392]

Where do we go from here?

[Ezenuf]

I think I might start recruiting at the local chinese resturants. Nice hot young girls that can't be making more than mimimun wage. I think it would go over well! At least I wouldn't be charged with bringing em into the country for immoral purposes!

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[Sammy Spots]

This might explain it:

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs...plate=printart

Fellas, looks like we are going to have to travel to Springfeild, for a proper massage. God I hate this part of the country.

SS

[Golden3]

Same experience at 609 on Friday.

This might explain it:

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs...plate=printart

[Cincyjim]

Stopped by 609 at 1130 am ,,closed and stopped by Trend at noon and closed.

Fitter

Same experience at 609 on Friday.

[Fitter392]

Stopped by 609 at 1130 am ,,closed and stopped by Trend at noon and closed.

Fitter

[Cincyjim]

Name and location, please.

New place opened up in Norther KY.

Anyone been to it.

I have heard the massage to great but it isn't full service.

[Translucent]

New place opened up in Norther KY.

Anyone been to it.

I have heard the massage to great but it isn't full service.