Massage Parlor Reports

**Opi7001** · 07-14-25 16:31

I'm all about face fucking. Someone that is really good at it. So far the only two I've found that can do it to my satisfaction are Paris / Hamiko and Selina.

I had read a couple reports that suggested Sakura was good at it. The verdict is a big no. I'm 7 3/4 inches so, I guess, slightly above average in length and she could not deal with that. Lips never approached the base. About 2 inches off was her best.

Selina is on a couple month break so I'm desperately searching for someone else. Kaya was also reviewed as good at DT but somehow I doubt its true.

**CryMoarHoar** · 07-14-25 16:11

To all great writers, we should all collab and publish a book using all these great reviews, titled "69 shades of blowjob".

We can easily beat any 18+ literatures.

Then reinvest the profit back into the hobby hunting for pussies and boobies.

Not related to the topic but I was able to visit a pink salon at Kyoto 2 months ago.

I used my BOA credit card for payment. It was about $70. Service was BBBJCIM to completion. It lasts about 20mins.
Price’s nothing to beat. You can literally see mongers receiving service right next to you on the couch in different booth.
Privacy is none but it was awesome

**Bronco** · 07-14-25 15:50

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Well done scoring additional points with Shiela for good hygiene, Bronco. Way to Polish the undercarriage. My nuts must not sparkle as well as yours when cleaned 'cause Shiela has never allowed her lips to tough anywhere below my navel. She'll permit it on her nether region but not mine. Oh well. As long as her massive titties make an unclad appearance, and she secretes the unloaded baby batter from my vesicles, I go home happy.

Mr. P.

Lumi or Mando all body deodorant is great for removing all odors from the nether region. Also around the glands.

**DoWorksM** · 07-14-25 13:43

I have not been to a shop in over 6 months, even longer. I have seen a lot of reports of people doing bareback stuff, or raids and it got me freaked out. I can't catch anything and bring it home, so I am very careful about who I go to see. I try to stay away from the super popular places that offer raw dog full service. I am close to OA shop, and decided to stop by. They were not that busy, and I was greeted by Luna. Wow, Luna is very beautiful. I would say solid 9/10. Beautiful face, a tight body. She said she does not workout, which is amazing that she is that tight. She led me to the room, I paid for a 30 min. The room was very clean, which is a good sign, and full rooms. Not this wall goes up halfway thing.

She does a light massage, and starts teasing. About 5 minutes in and now I am rock hard. She is great at teasing. I flip over, and bam GFE starts. She is a great kisser. I have not been with someone like her who loves to kiss. That is a big turn on for me. She also lightly plays with jr, and I pull down her dress. One negative is her nips are very sensitive, so not a lot of sucking, just kissing which is fine. But great man made tits.

As we are kissing, cleans me up, which I like, and then slowly kisses down the body. Wow, she is so sensual. It honestly felt like she loves what she does. She could also be a great actress, but it was really awesome to experience. The last few times when I have been to a shop it was so rushed. Luna, took her sweet time. She finally gets to jr, and gives a great BBJ. She is taking her time, not rushing, making A LOT of eye contact. From that Eye contact, I am not afraid to admit I popped right there.

She pulled back, and it got all over her. She came back up and started kissing me while jacking me and milking every last drop out. Fantastic.

Overall, I would give it a 9/10 experience. Very clean room, amazing talent, and the best service. The one thing for the ding is the parking lot is in a busy shopping center, so if you are in the area and afraid of getting caught, park somewhere farther away. However, I will be going back to see Luna. I did not get to see the other girls there, but I might want to try someone else if Luna is busy. I might be back in the game now due to this experience.

Be safe everyone!

**Chiro** · 07-14-25 02:46

Continuing on what I set out to do this rotation, here's my experience with Melissa:

This weekend I made an appointment to see Melissa at Du Calme. She's gorgeous. Tall, probably around 5'6", and with the heels she was wearing, maybe 5'8". Her body is pure perfection, slim waist, full MM DD tits that feel super soft. Great for a good titty fuck. Her legs are long, and her ass is round, firm, with an athletic build. Her pussy is clean shaven and on the shallow side, as she said I might be a bit too long for her (I'm slightly above average at most). Or maybe she was just sore from getting blown out by the time I got to visit.

Her face is really cute, probably in her 30's. She wears a bit of makeup, and her hair was brown.

Service was fantastic: her DT BBBJ was amazing, she managed to take me as deep as possible and would squeeze my cock with her tonsils. Her gag sounds nearly had me losing it. I didn't do any cunnilingus, since I read she might be BBFS friendly and I didn't want to risk tasting any monger juices. Instead, she gave a really nice Russian-style BBBJ that had me bricked up and ready to fuck her good. We threw on a cover and tried a few positions within the hour: ACG, RCG, K9, Mish. She rides really well, and the view of her tits while she grinded on me was fucking fantastic. Remembering grabbing onto them while she fucked me, is having me dream about this session all over again. When I took control and started fucking her in standing k9 and standing mish, she begged me not to go as hard, saying I was hitting way too deep. I kept it mostly shallow strokes, which probably helped me last nearly the whole hour. I finished in doggy while we faced the mirror, she seemed more able to handle my normal pace towards the last 15 minutes. I blasted a big load in the bag, and she offered to clean me up with her mouth.

She was fun and extremely sexy to view, and I really enjoyed my time with her even though I did have to handle with care. If I wasn't trying to see all of them before the 16th, I'd definitely repeat with her, especially for the blow job and titty fucking.

Before I left, I did run into Emma again, she gave me a nice DFK, and said she liked working at Du Calme. She asked when I'd be back to see her. I told her maybe when I come by to see Lucky, we could try doubles, sometime early next week.

I think the last 2 that I have left to see are lucky and blue.

Damage: HF:70 Melissa: 160.

Service: BBBJ, Russian, CFS, CIM.

**Faceless1** · 07-14-25 01:00

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I wrote mine to keep record details of whom I like and I had left not so good reviews as well, I give credit when credit is due while providing accurate details on the gals, I think I may have some shoutouts from my recommendations from time 2 time. I like to write my details because just how I wrote, not going to change about it, my readers like it, good if not, no skin off my back. Only wanna give accurate stuff to watch out for pitfalls, like some of yall did when I started out both here and Rm

**Mr Plumber** · 07-13-25 23:08

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Visited Sheila at GW yesterday for the second time. Soso massage. Great finish. Lots of ball sucking and shaft licking while giving me a HJ. Lube up my fingers and her kitty so I can play. When we were done she whispered in my ear that she loved sucking my balls because I was so clean.

Well done scoring additional points with Shiela for good hygiene, Bronco. Way to Polish the undercarriage. My nuts must not sparkle as well as yours when cleaned 'cause Shiela has never allowed her lips to tough anywhere below my navel. She'll permit it on her nether region but not mine. Oh well. As long as her massive titties make an unclad appearance, and she secretes the unloaded baby batter from my vesicles, I go home happy.

Mr. P.

**Chiro** · 07-13-25 21:56

Same as Carlos, this is just my way of remembering my sessions. I wish I had started writing way earlier because some of my experiences from last year at right spa were unbelievably crazy and are fading from my memory.

I'm guilty of taking my time to perfect my grammar, spelling, and giving play by play detail. But that's because I want to be able to relive my experience through my report. Usually, it takes me a couple of days to get around to posting anyway. But maybe I'll tame it down and not be so specific about my experiences, we'll see.

By the way, Carlos, some of your reviews are hilarious, and one of them literally saved my ass. I was able to block Paris from finger blasting me, thanks to what you posted. Thank you. LOL.

Originally Posted by CarlosD3 [View Original Post]

I, too, am using this as my sex diary. I occasionally will click on my profile name and just relive the fantastic memories I've captured here. I also have lots of writing experience so really enjoy capturing it here and adding a little of my own voice. My jokes may only crack myself up but I don't care.

**Opi7001** · 07-13-25 21:13

Yeah it seems standard practice now to get asked to leave a review. 9 times out of 10 I forget to or just don't care to. But it's pretty much a certainty that if I leave a review (as I did for Melissa a few days ago) that I was asked to. Its not really relevant though because I would have anyway.

I'm only ever going to leave a review for an exceptionally good or bad time now a days. Just getting the standard experience just isn't worth my time.

**ArtVandalay90** · 07-13-25 20:36

Originally Posted by MaxGaines69 [View Original Post]

I. M. H. O, not sure if folks are using chatgpt whether for an extremely long or short but direct reviews. I much rather see reviews that's direct and straight forward. Don't need to see multiple paragraphed details and informations. To me those extremely long reviews is a bit over rated and provide to much info. It sort of leaves out the curiosity I have for me to make a visit. Plus we all know that besides mongers, theres a select group of folks we hope doesn't read these and create issues to these spas.

A lot of the long winded Garden / Du Calme reviews are just favors for the girls. They ask their regulars to post good reviews to get business for them and the new girls at the shop.

**MaxGaines69** · 07-13-25 18:28

Originally Posted by BigBig21 [View Original Post]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I. M. H. O, not sure if folks are using chatgpt whether for an extremely long or short but direct reviews. I much rather see reviews that's direct and straight forward. Don't need to see multiple paragraphed details and informations. To me those extremely long reviews is a bit over rated and provide to much info. It sort of leaves out the curiosity I have for me to make a visit. Plus we all know that besides mongers, theres a select group of folks we hope doesn't read these and create issues to these spas.

**Jack Reacher** · 07-13-25 16:53

Originally Posted by Surfaboy [View Original Post]

I thought they had closed down. Their IG disappeared. You booked from the place or with her directly?

She's on Humaniplex.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/xoxo_kristie

**JohnRichard** · 07-13-25 15:25

Visited a week ago. Sunday afternoon, not super busy. Door opened by new girl Angela, who is sexy with promise of her large Ds. She offered 4 hand, I politely declined as I was in rush.

Sakura walks into room, short black strapless dress, pretty decoration on face. Short, curvy, bedroom eyes very sexy. Dfk like crazy, pull dress down, pay with her massive boobs, sucking those amazing nipples. Paid. 5 hf for hh, 1. 4 dono, she went to get equipment.

Returns to room, I am ready. I pull down dress, lot more dfk, excellent BBBJ, 69. She likes rim on her but didn't return the favor. Cover up, start in rcg, play with the amazing ass. Put her in standing most and went at it hard. She took it like a champ. Eyes rolling, showing the whites of the eyes. Lot of noise slapping our parts against each other.

She offered me to cim, kneeled her on ground. Ff, again hard and long. I'm not that big but at that pace and depth, she was gagging a bit but keep signaling me to go harder. Finally I couldn't hold any longer and came deep in the back of her throat. Again, took it like a champ.

Amazing service queen with excellent body. After we finished, she went to get water for me. I got dressed, she comes in and goes I owe you a massage next time you come back. I suspect I will be hard pressed to cash that one because of all the amazing talent and how infrequently I play. But enjoy this hottie 's service while she is around.

**RBFSyndrome** · 07-13-25 11:48

Originally Posted by MayoKr [View Original Post]

You should try seeing Thy. She is one of the most beautiful petite girl with nice tits that I have ever seen. She does manscaping fi.

For a reasonable cost and will give you HJ for extra 60. Or so. Definitely worth seeing as I have never seen a beautiful girl like anywhere else. She has been talked about in this forum before. DM me for details.

Is this the spot with the diagonal parking lot single stretch? Solo shop?

If that's the one I don't rmb HE being memorable but am interested in some more details.

**Willie23** · 07-13-25 09:33

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I'm grateful for those reviews who go into detail, because I've been mongering for 4 decades and have very specific likes and dislikes and appreciate the ability to weed out bad (to me) performers and spend my limited money wisely.