Strip Club Reports

[RavensFan2012]

First I'd like to say how awesome this board is. I live in Myrtle Beach and our board is lucky to get 1 post a month. Anyways, I'm visiting your town shortly and would appreciate any recommendations you can give. My preference is white American girls but understand that may be difficult to find in FL. Looking for 2 different types of clubs to visit. One would be a club that has attractive women that give solid lap dances, I. E. , just some boob play. No extras necessary. 2nd, looking for a club with everything on the menu. Again, preference is white but Latina works as well. Feel free to DM, especially if you have dancer recommendations you want to keep on the dl. I know it's not a fair trade but I can offer good advice for Baltimore and Myrtle Beach.

[Smitty Qbert]

I learned a couple of different words. Mamada or chupada. Mamada sin condon would be blowjob without a condom. Accent on the second syllable of condon.

Not all Spanish speakers will necessarily know those two words. Profanity seems to vary greatly between countries.

Slander would be Chupar. Chupar sin condon.

En la boca. Would be in in the mouth.

So you could slang say.

Chupar sin condon why (pronounced "e") venir (or leche) en la boca.

[Smitty Qbert]

You guys are like Ethan Hunt, trying to outsmart your wives. Call Luther from the IT dept.

Gym membership seems like the play. Leave your phone in the locker. When you come back, grab a shower and change of clothes.

Until she drives by and doesn't see your car in there. LOL.

[BillyBob62]

Heading to PPC, just wondering if there is a Spanish term for BBBJ. What's the best way to ask for it? Any recommended girls for this? TIA.

I learned a couple of different words. Mamada or chupada. Mamada sin condon would be blowjob without a condom. Accent on the second syllable of condon.

Not all Spanish speakers will necessarily know those two words. Profanity seems to vary greatly between countries.

[RickJohn]

Heading to PPC, just wondering if there is a Spanish term for BBBJ. What's the best way to ask for it? Any recommended girls for this? TIA.

[Pussylicker2]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

I see a lot of really bad advice being given. Humans are the product of evolution. The reason you're horny for some strange is because our ancestors who were horn dogs passed their genes to us. The reason men are jealous of their wife cheating is because jealous men were less likely to wind up supporting another man's kids. The reason women are jealous is because being jealous reduces the chance their man will leave them for a random ****. To cheat successfully, don't hit clubs near you where someone you and / or your wife may know might see you or your car. Best to do it when you're out of town. Never let on anything to your wife, women are unable to understand. Before starting, join a gym. Go to the gym at least once a week. Have your strip club clothes in your gym bag. Never admit anything. Don't feel guilty, you're not going to leave your wife for a strip club spank, you know it, your wife, being female, is incapable of understanding. Good luck.

[Absence]

You guys are like Ethan Hunt, trying to outsmart your wives. Call Luther from the IT dept.

Gym membership seems like the play. Leave your phone in the locker. When you come back, grab a shower and change of clothes.

Can't spoof the iPhone. Only reason I am still on Android.

[JakeSteed1838]

Can't spoof the iPhone. Only reason I am still on Android.

Is there a similar thing for apple, I wonder? I know you can kinda spoof with a ipad.

[DeadDead22]

If you are on, or get on, Android then you can spoof your location. Just have to turn on developer options. GPS Emulator is the best one out there, and it's free. And yes it fools all the trackers such as Life360.

Is there a similar thing for apple, I wonder? I know you can kinda spoof with a ipad.

[JakeSteed1838]

If you are on, or get on, Android then you can spoof your location. Just have to turn on developer options. GPS Emulator is the best one out there, and it's free. And yes it fools all the trackers such as Life360.

You old guys are also a little luckier than the younger generation. With GPS phone tracking, it becomes much harder to get away with anything. I have a buddy who shares his GPS location with his wife because of his line of work (dangerous neighborhoods he frequents), so it adds another whole layer of complication to trying to cheat. He doesn't do this sort of thing so its no big deal for him. But I can see that being a pain point for someone with a shitty, boring wife who just wants to blow his load in an attractive woman every once in a while. I chuckle when people talk about parking for the AMP being in the back or the front. Well, if you got a GPS tracker, you could park in the back and still get busted.

[JakeSteed1838]

Pink Pussycat.

Was here visiting about a year ago. I am back now. There was a lovely club off Nebraska they no habeas ingles but it was a sure shot. Anyone know the name? I can't remember. It was close to USF magnolia campus.

[BDupree]

Was here visiting about a year ago. I am back now. There was a lovely club off Nebraska they no habeas ingles but it was a sure shot. Anyone know the name? I can't remember. It was close to USF magnolia campus.

[Wikip777]

Couple of posts have commented on this, but figured I'd give a quick rundown based on a stop by there not too long ago. As mentioned earlier, the folks at 2001 across the street bought Mons and have made some updates in there, so they have similar policies and vibe now.

Very nice report!

I might add:

They are also finally renovating bathrooms.

The food / drink place next door is going to be called "Boda" and will be a taco joint.

[JnTampa]

For those who enjoyed secrets it's over now. They have announced that they have permanently closed.

[Snoozer]

Couple of posts have commented on this, but figured I'd give a quick rundown based on a stop by there not too long ago. As mentioned earlier, the folks at 2001 across the street bought Mons and have made some updates in there, so they have similar policies and vibe now.

No more jukebox. Instead it's a DJ and they occasionally do the whole deal where they call every dancer backstage to bring them out and offer a "dance special". They added some new screens and lighting, so it feels a little nicer than it was in the last few years.

For anyone who hasn't been since before Covid, gone are the chairs all over the place. No more dances just out in the open in every seat like way back when. There are now dance booths to either side of the room. The ones to the left are open and the normal "per song" rooms. Much like 2001, it's $6 to get into a booth and then the standard cost per dance is $40 per song. Had a few girls offer me 3 for $100, however.

Those booths are still open to the rest of the room, so if folks look away from the stage (or sit on the opposite side of the room) they're looking right at you. It's not "semi private" off the floor like 2001 or a lot of other places around town.

I was told about two levels of "private room": $500 for a half hour and $1,000 for an hour. Those are closed off rooms, but. Yeesh. $!

Seems to draw a big weekend crowd much like 2001 and the girls are a good mix of body types, so you'll probably find someone you're into. Eventually there will be a food and beverage option open till 3 am next door like Riveters currently runs next to 2001, but until then they'll let you grab stuff out of your car if you buy a red cup from them. Not so sure I'd advise running across Dale Mabry all night, however.

For $20 to walk in and just hang at the stage to enjoy the show / throw some ones, it's not a bad option considering the variety of girls, much like its counterpart. But as others have already said, the cost for rooms is prohibitive.