Massage Parlor Reports

**Faceless1** · 07-14-25 01:00

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I wrote mine to keep record details of whom I like and I had left not so good reviews as well, I give credit when credit is due while providing accurate details on the gals, I think I may have some shoutouts from my recommendations from time 2 time. I like to write my details because just how I wrote, not going to change about it, my readers like it, good if not, no skin off my back. Only wanna give accurate stuff to watch out for pitfalls, like some of yall did when I started out both here and Rm

**Mr Plumber** · 07-13-25 23:08

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Visited Sheila at GW yesterday for the second time. Soso massage. Great finish. Lots of ball sucking and shaft licking while giving me a HJ. Lube up my fingers and her kitty so I can play. When we were done she whispered in my ear that she loved sucking my balls because I was so clean.

Well done scoring additional points with Shiela for good hygiene, Bronco. Way to Polish the undercarriage. My nuts must not sparkle as well as yours when cleaned 'cause Shiela has never allowed her lips to tough anywhere below my navel. She'll permit it on her nether region but not mine. Oh well. As long as her massive titties make an unclad appearance, and she secretes the unloaded baby batter from my vesicles, I go home happy.

Mr. P.

**Chiro** · 07-13-25 21:56

Same as Carlos, this is just my way of remembering my sessions. I wish I had started writing way earlier because some of my experiences from last year at right spa were unbelievably crazy and are fading from my memory.

I'm guilty of taking my time to perfect my grammar, spelling, and giving play by play detail. But that's because I want to be able to relive my experience through my report. Usually, it takes me a couple of days to get around to posting anyway. But maybe I'll tame it down and not be so specific about my experiences, we'll see.

By the way, Carlos, some of your reviews are hilarious, and one of them literally saved my ass. I was able to block Paris from finger blasting me, thanks to what you posted. Thank you. LOL.

Originally Posted by CarlosD3 [View Original Post]

I, too, am using this as my sex diary. I occasionally will click on my profile name and just relive the fantastic memories I've captured here. I also have lots of writing experience so really enjoy capturing it here and adding a little of my own voice. My jokes may only crack myself up but I don't care.

**Opi7001** · 07-13-25 21:13

Yeah it seems standard practice now to get asked to leave a review. 9 times out of 10 I forget to or just don't care to. But it's pretty much a certainty that if I leave a review (as I did for Melissa a few days ago) that I was asked to. Its not really relevant though because I would have anyway.

I'm only ever going to leave a review for an exceptionally good or bad time now a days. Just getting the standard experience just isn't worth my time.

**ArtVandalay90** · 07-13-25 20:36

Originally Posted by MaxGaines69 [View Original Post]

I. M. H. O, not sure if folks are using chatgpt whether for an extremely long or short but direct reviews. I much rather see reviews that's direct and straight forward. Don't need to see multiple paragraphed details and informations. To me those extremely long reviews is a bit over rated and provide to much info. It sort of leaves out the curiosity I have for me to make a visit. Plus we all know that besides mongers, theres a select group of folks we hope doesn't read these and create issues to these spas.

A lot of the long winded Garden / Du Calme reviews are just favors for the girls. They ask their regulars to post good reviews to get business for them and the new girls at the shop.

**MaxGaines69** · 07-13-25 18:28

Originally Posted by BigBig21 [View Original Post]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I. M. H. O, not sure if folks are using chatgpt whether for an extremely long or short but direct reviews. I much rather see reviews that's direct and straight forward. Don't need to see multiple paragraphed details and informations. To me those extremely long reviews is a bit over rated and provide to much info. It sort of leaves out the curiosity I have for me to make a visit. Plus we all know that besides mongers, theres a select group of folks we hope doesn't read these and create issues to these spas.

**Jack Reacher** · 07-13-25 16:53

Originally Posted by Surfaboy [View Original Post]

I thought they had closed down. Their IG disappeared. You booked from the place or with her directly?

She's on Humaniplex.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/xoxo_kristie

**JohnRichard** · 07-13-25 15:25

Visited a week ago. Sunday afternoon, not super busy. Door opened by new girl Angela, who is sexy with promise of her large Ds. She offered 4 hand, I politely declined as I was in rush.

Sakura walks into room, short black strapless dress, pretty decoration on face. Short, curvy, bedroom eyes very sexy. Dfk like crazy, pull dress down, pay with her massive boobs, sucking those amazing nipples. Paid. 5 hf for hh, 1. 4 dono, she went to get equipment.

Returns to room, I am ready. I pull down dress, lot more dfk, excellent BBBJ, 69. She likes rim on her but didn't return the favor. Cover up, start in rcg, play with the amazing ass. Put her in standing most and went at it hard. She took it like a champ. Eyes rolling, showing the whites of the eyes. Lot of noise slapping our parts against each other.

She offered me to cim, kneeled her on ground. Ff, again hard and long. I'm not that big but at that pace and depth, she was gagging a bit but keep signaling me to go harder. Finally I couldn't hold any longer and came deep in the back of her throat. Again, took it like a champ.

Amazing service queen with excellent body. After we finished, she went to get water for me. I got dressed, she comes in and goes I owe you a massage next time you come back. I suspect I will be hard pressed to cash that one because of all the amazing talent and how infrequently I play. But enjoy this hottie 's service while she is around.

**RBFSyndrome** · 07-13-25 11:48

Originally Posted by MayoKr [View Original Post]

You should try seeing Thy. She is one of the most beautiful petite girl with nice tits that I have ever seen. She does manscaping fi.

For a reasonable cost and will give you HJ for extra 60. Or so. Definitely worth seeing as I have never seen a beautiful girl like anywhere else. She has been talked about in this forum before. DM me for details.

Is this the spot with the diagonal parking lot single stretch? Solo shop?

If that's the one I don't rmb HE being memorable but am interested in some more details.

**Willie23** · 07-13-25 09:33

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I'm grateful for those reviews who go into detail, because I've been mongering for 4 decades and have very specific likes and dislikes and appreciate the ability to weed out bad (to me) performers and spend my limited money wisely.

**CarlosD3** · 07-13-25 02:07

I, too, am using this as my sex diary. I occasionally will click on my profile name and just relive the fantastic memories I've captured here. I also have lots of writing experience so really enjoy capturing it here and adding a little of my own voice. My jokes may only crack myself up but I don't care.

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

**Sticker** · 07-13-25 01:41

Originally Posted by BigBig21 [View Original Post]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

Originally Posted by BigBig21 [View Original Post]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

**Jalf4431** · 07-13-25 01:37

Hi there,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Had some time to myself and ended up booking an hour with Sakura over at the Garden.

What can I say that hasn't already been shared?

She's got an amazing body, all natural double Ds and a thick butt. To add, very pretty, sultry eyes.

This is my second time visiting and she was as welcoming as always.

Started off with a nice massage. She has a really great technique and very soft hands.

Moving to the main show, she began her BBBJ from the back. Roaming all of my rear with her tongue. It was amazing.

On the flip, she got me going with some amazing DT. Went down on me for damn near 20 minutes. She does not rush at all.

Before putting on the cover, she rubbed some lube on junior and gave me an amazing camel slide.

Finally for the main event, she started off in cowgirl and we eventually made our way to k9.

Ended up busting in the bag not too long after we switched positions.

If you guys haven't seen her already, I highly recommend you pay her a visit.

One of the best visits I've had in a while.

**LittleFingers1** · 07-12-25 19:56

Originally Posted by Winger537 [View Original Post]

After seeing Luna and Tia on separate occasions, I had to make another return trip to OA Spa to see the last new girl in OA's current lineup, Summer. To the guy that posted about having 4 hands with Summer and Tia together, I don't know how you do it man. I can barely handle holding out long enough with these two alone separately and not embarrassed myself LOL. Having both of them together I would have popped wayyyy too quickly.

Without going into too much details and make people think I used ChatGPT for this review, I'll just say that I had the best time with Summer as I had the most passionate time with her. All the standard positions were tried and she delivered to a high level. Highlights for me was actually making out with her beautiful face, truly made me feel young again. Her soft and sensual BBBJ was also another highlight. I believe she will only be there for a few more days and I do recommend to see her before she's gone.

BTW, I'm not trying to convince anyone one way or another, but I do think all 3 of their current lineup, Luna, Tia and Summer are all younger than most I've seen at any spas.

I am lowkey agreeing with you here about the Chatgpt thing, for one, instead of calling others out, you know you can literally just ignore the profile you don't want to see by put them on ignore list? I think that is much less effort than to just call people out. I mean I would follow any review guidelines if everyone agreed upon a format, I wrote mine because I want to share, if anyone find my reviews bad, just ignore my profile, it doesn't matter to me, because I am just sharing.

**BigBig21** · 07-12-25 17:17

Originally Posted by CamsV [View Original Post]

That's my intuition too, the longer it doesn't work, the faster we'll see it end.

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?