Massage Parlor Reports

[Willie23]

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

I'm grateful for those reviews who go into detail, because I've been mongering for 4 decades and have very specific likes and dislikes and appreciate the ability to weed out bad (to me) performers and spend my limited money wisely.

[CarlosD3]

I, too, am using this as my sex diary. I occasionally will click on my profile name and just relive the fantastic memories I've captured here. I also have lots of writing experience so really enjoy capturing it here and adding a little of my own voice. My jokes may only crack myself up but I don't care.

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

[Sticker]

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

I discovered this site prior to moving back to Cali in 2000. Reviews at the time were instrumental in my ability to figure out where to go in OC, primarily, but also for visits to other cities on occasion. I was a longtime lurker for many years but then began posting regularly in 2013, and I have done so regularly ever since. Paying it forward is part of the reason, but beyond that, the reason that my posts are sometimes on the longer side is to help me memorialize my own experiences. This place is my mongering memory storage locker, because when one is in a long-term relationship, one needs to be careful about documenting one's adventures.

And yes, I can write pretty well (because it's a been a needed part of my career path) and my lengthy posts began more than a decade before ChatGPT etc became commonplace tools. I use AI regularly, but not here, because I enjoy writing about my exploits firsthand rather than engaging an AI agent to reconfigure things. While I know some guys employ it, either as trolls, shills or they just need the literary boost, I don't fret it. If I'm not enjoying the read, I scroll on. And I certainly don't mind if my posts are ignored for any reason. While I do appreciate the insights of others, and have connected with some of you over the years with info sharing, I'm not vying for a porno Pulitzer in this venue.

[Jalf4431]

Hi there,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Had some time to myself and ended up booking an hour with Sakura over at the Garden.

What can I say that hasn't already been shared?

She's got an amazing body, all natural double Ds and a thick butt. To add, very pretty, sultry eyes.

This is my second time visiting and she was as welcoming as always.

Started off with a nice massage. She has a really great technique and very soft hands.

Moving to the main show, she began her BBBJ from the back. Roaming all of my rear with her tongue. It was amazing.

On the flip, she got me going with some amazing DT. Went down on me for damn near 20 minutes. She does not rush at all.

Before putting on the cover, she rubbed some lube on junior and gave me an amazing camel slide.

Finally for the main event, she started off in cowgirl and we eventually made our way to k9.

Ended up busting in the bag not too long after we switched positions.

If you guys haven't seen her already, I highly recommend you pay her a visit.

One of the best visits I've had in a while.

[LittleFingers1]

After seeing Luna and Tia on separate occasions, I had to make another return trip to OA Spa to see the last new girl in OA's current lineup, Summer. To the guy that posted about having 4 hands with Summer and Tia together, I don't know how you do it man. I can barely handle holding out long enough with these two alone separately and not embarrassed myself LOL. Having both of them together I would have popped wayyyy too quickly.

Without going into too much details and make people think I used ChatGPT for this review, I'll just say that I had the best time with Summer as I had the most passionate time with her. All the standard positions were tried and she delivered to a high level. Highlights for me was actually making out with her beautiful face, truly made me feel young again. Her soft and sensual BBBJ was also another highlight. I believe she will only be there for a few more days and I do recommend to see her before she's gone.

BTW, I'm not trying to convince anyone one way or another, but I do think all 3 of their current lineup, Luna, Tia and Summer are all younger than most I've seen at any spas.

I am lowkey agreeing with you here about the Chatgpt thing, for one, instead of calling others out, you know you can literally just ignore the profile you don't want to see by put them on ignore list? I think that is much less effort than to just call people out. I mean I would follow any review guidelines if everyone agreed upon a format, I wrote mine because I want to share, if anyone find my reviews bad, just ignore my profile, it doesn't matter to me, because I am just sharing.

[BigBig21]

That's my intuition too, the longer it doesn't work, the faster we'll see it end.

I mean, I find some of the reviews a bit long, and with perfect spelling on the whole thing, because all the details they put in, I guess. Would we all agree on just the rate services and rates and with 0 detail? Which on the forum is consider what the others mentioned Chatgpt baits or genuine reviews by bloggers?

[Winger537]

After seeing Luna and Tia on separate occasions, I had to make another return trip to OA Spa to see the last new girl in OA's current lineup, Summer. To the guy that posted about having 4 hands with Summer and Tia together, I don't know how you do it man. I can barely handle holding out long enough with these two alone separately and not embarrassed myself LOL. Having both of them together I would have popped wayyyy too quickly.

Without going into too much details and make people think I used ChatGPT for this review, I'll just say that I had the best time with Summer as I had the most passionate time with her. All the standard positions were tried and she delivered to a high level. Highlights for me was actually making out with her beautiful face, truly made me feel young again. Her soft and sensual BBBJ was also another highlight. I believe she will only be there for a few more days and I do recommend to see her before she's gone.

BTW, I'm not trying to convince anyone one way or another, but I do think all 3 of their current lineup, Luna, Tia and Summer are all younger than most I've seen at any spas.

[CamsV]

It does seem like a number of these reviews are either ChatGPT style write ups or just shills for the spas using the same template. A number of garden and du calme reviews are grossly exaggerated seems like. Definitively has its place in the scene but most of the girls are not as hot as reviewed IMO and about 5 to 10 years older than what the sketchy reviews say.

That's my intuition too, the longer it doesn't work, the faster we'll see it end.

[McNutties]

I think 90% of these reviews / intel are AI generated. The writing is too perfect and mostly rookies with 1-10 posts and they are either friends or owners friends and maybe theirs kids in college. Seriously these AMP have been mentioned for an awhile. The only real part are the MT and their names and some services. In all my years visiting AMP, never ever have I get more then 20% of what these guys are writing. I have seen these written before on BP ads. Not taken any chances with MT that provides Greek or BBFS playing roulettes, just me.

It does seem like a number of these reviews are either ChatGPT style write ups or just shills for the spas using the same template. A number of garden and du calme reviews are grossly exaggerated seems like. Definitively has its place in the scene but most of the girls are not as hot as reviewed IMO and about 5 to 10 years older than what the sketchy reviews say.

[CarlosD3]

Apple is in a class of her own. After reading your helpful descriptions of her natural DDs, I had to try her out on my own. And she certainly has some hooters! What I wasn't expecting though was her grade A Enthusiasm. Like treating me as if I were her shipwrecked boyfriend that washed ashore after two weeks while she was ovulating Enthusiasm.

Apple tells me she is 22 and I believe it. Pretty face, natural DDs, an impossibly flat tummy only available to girls in their 20's, and a compact, muscular ass. I complimented her fabulous rack and she let me pull them out of her pink dress one by one, then slipped it off. We skipped the massage entirely.

What followed was a teenage dream of sucking on those tits to my heart's content. Apple then spun around for a great 69 session, and she can definitely suck a mean cock! Nice and deep. Her pussy was clean shaven and delicious.

After a while she flipped around and concentrated on my balls and cock, then sat on my face for a good while as I sucked on her fat clit until she was ready. We must've done a good 20 minutes of foreplay including kissing, titty sucking, BJs and face sitting.

After she suited me up, we started in missionary while I made out with her, then I sat up to grab those huge tits. They are quite a sight! Even while laying down, those puppies have volume and were so fun to play with. I could've nutted right there but decided to flip her to doggy, grabbing those tits again, then railed her prone bone to a fantastic finish.

Apple then cleaned me up and gave me a nice oil massage until our hour was up.

This was Friday night at 6:30 pm and Garden was not busy. Take note. I was told Apple is only here until the 15th so make haste if you're going to see her. Bodies and youth like hers don't come around often.

[Shoot520]

Stopped by OA Spa today and went with Luna — curvy and well-endowed. Definitely didn't disappoint.

[John Do7643]

I have a thing for Latinas, so went back here. New girl I haven't seen before answered and did the session. Paid for everything. It wasn't a bad session at all. She had brown hair with blonde highlights, C tits, tight ass, and came in wearing a short tight black dress. She was all natural which you don't always see at a Latina spot haha. Not my favorite provider from there but for sure wasn't the worst. Might go back here to see what other talent they have since I haven't dabbled in the hobby in awhile.

Damage: . 5 house fee + $. 5 tip.

[Cunnilingus6]

I went to the parlor in the early evening. I asked the MMS about the four hands I have read about in some reviews and asked if it was available. They were not busy so the MMS said it was OK. I picked Tia and Summer. They both are good looking girls with sexy tight bodies. They are early to mid 20's. Tia has black hair and a nice set of manmade C cup tits. Her pussy is trimmed. Summer has long brown hair and natural big D cup tits. She has a trimmed pussy also.

We skipped the massage and got undressed. I laid down on the table and they both laid down with me. Their hands were caressing my body, rubbing my cock, kissing my neck and ear, kissing my nipples. They were all over me. I was rubbing their pussies and grabbing a tit here and there. It was awesome.

Then Tia slid down and started sucking my cock. Summer put her big tits in my face and I sucked on her nipples. Then Summer went around to the head of the table and climbed up and put her pussy down on my mouth. I aggressively ate her pussy up. She started moaning and came on my mouth. Her pussy got so wet. Summer then said fuck me baby. The condom went on and I mounted her standing missionary while Tia was caressing my back and ass. I pounded Summer's pussy until she started cumming, rolling her hips squirming on the table.

Tia then said fuck me now baby. She rolled on a new condom and I laid down on the table for cowgirl. Tia squatted over my cock and slowly penetrated my cock inside her. She rode my cock grinding deep while I reached up and squeezed on her D cups.

I repositioned Tia to standing doggy and started stroking her pussy. Summer stood beside me and put her foot up on the table allowing me to rub her pussy. Soon I had them both moaning at the same time. Tia said she was going to cum, so I grabbed her by the hips and speed pounded her pussy giving her an orgasm.

Finally, they both kneeled down in front of me, removed the condom and Summer started sucking my cock, deep throating me like a champ. Within minutes I said I was going to cum and Tia said cum in my mouth baby. Summer felt my cock tighten up and started stroking it shooting my load into Tia's open mouth. Tia locked her lips on to my cock, sucking out the last few drops. I sat down on the table edge and they cleaned me up. They helped me get dressed and took me to the door. I gave them both a hug and I was on my way.

[Faceless1]

Reunited with one of my ATF ever Blue at Garden today, saw her at Du clame the other day and because there was nothing left in the tank I felt that empty spot that only blue will be able to fill, and today she did. *.

HF: 70.

Dono: 160+20*.

Services: DFK, Rim. BBBJ, BLS, DT, DATY, CFS, Cim.

Face: 10/10 she woudln't be my fav if she doesn't have outstanding scores, I know how old she is, but she looks in her mid 20's, thin asian chin face, sweet lips that made for giving JR a good time.

Bod: 10/10* A total petite spinner body, lean, mean fucking machine, B-C Size natural tits. A sweet sweet pink taco wrapped under a thin petals. Butt isn't as bubbly as I remembered, she lost weight. *.

Service: 11/10* she speaks little english, but BBBJ, BLS, rim skills top notch, she is might be slight cold at start, once she knows you are not going to harm her, she turns into a submissive minx that aims to please. *.

Made my appointment as always, arrived 10 minutes early and blue was waiting by the door as soon as I knock. In her black short dress that lives little to the imagination when below she was bald eagle as all great kitty should be. Give her the room fee and in the last room before the bathroom we go. We chatted while I undress and I no longer can hold my self*back and hugs her and give her kisses because I really did miss this sexy minx, thought she never going to come back to town again because OC is been fairly tough for talents like her these days. Once we got reacquainted, we LFK a bit and went straight into action like we normally do. But she did tell me to lie flat first so she can better prepare me, so after she thoroughly wipe me down, she give me the normal cat bath and her light sensual pinches, then gave me a hell of an affectionate rim, yes I call it that because it is what it felt like, no rapid TUMA, no hard licks, blue took her time with me, soft and through, if my crack wasn't clean from her wipe down like 5 times with 5 different baby wipes, it is certainly spot clean after she is done with me, the rim was accompanyed with her famous BLS with light touch reach arounds to get JR saluting to her spetacular skills, on the flip side I thought the BLS and rim was over, nope she got me leg up crack up and give me another session to make sure my balls, JR, and my taint is spotless. After she toasted some blue wash, we resume back to DFK and did a little raw grinding on me, I thought she might be offering bb, but naw, great teases as always by her. Until I couldn't resist to give her a taste, I had trouble 69 her in the past so this time I took charge and give her a passionate DATY to return the great job she is been doing, she taste as sweet as I remember and just as sensitive at her G. Once she is nice and ready, covers on and went in for standing mish so I can better see her beautiful face, tried all my fav positions, she is as tight as before, and in fact much more sexual energy from her than I remember too, loves suckling my finger when I hit it from laying k9, until eventually I finish it in her mouth like I always do and she always keeps me close until she gets every drop and kisses jr when she is done. *.

After the epic battle, she gives*me a mid strength massage until my time is up and give*me a water*on my way out. *.

If I knew she*had improved since I last saw her, I wouldn't need any other provider for these 2 weeks, it would be only her! I know I may had gave a bit extra on some accations, that's mainly I really appriciate my girls remember how I like them and went the extra miles on little things to give me those perfect GFE that I seek and the performance that I want. She is only here for a few more days, I am coming back for sure before the 15th to have another go before she leaves town again. *.

Happy Mongering. *.

[Chiro]

Finally got my appointment to see Emma and check off my goal of seeing all the girls at the garden for this rotation. Had a really fun experience, cause she's sexy, athletic, smart, and has a witty personality.

Emma's in her 20's, about 5'2, probably weighs around 110 pounds, small frame, long brown hair, cute face, sexy eyes, and a killer smile. Her skin is soft, tan, and beautiful. She's got a fit body, perky B cups with large eraser-tip nipples that are super fun to suck on and get really sensitive after she cums. She's got strong legs and a sexy athletic ass. Her pussy's clean-shaven, tight as hell, juicy, and she has a big tattoo on her back.

She's new to the industry but can follow commands and suggestions pretty well.

We started off with a mutual shower, got to explore each other's bodies. We fooled around in there for a bit and then ran into the room to have our fun. Took things slow at first, some sensual DFK, and I picked her up and laid her on the table to lick her pussy and get her all wet. She was moaning, asking if I got my master's degree in pussy licking because it felt so good. She then returned the favor. Pressed me up against the wall facing the mirror, kneeled down to give me a very gentle BBBJ. It felt nice at first, but then I coached her on how I like my cock worshipped; slowly increasing the pleasure by pushing it deeper into her mouth. Soon she was drooling all over and sucking at a good pace, mixing short and deep gobbles.

We did some 69, and she loved getting her clit eaten again. She managed to get some leg convulsions going, and her sexy ass flexed right in front of my face. When we put on the cover, she sat down for a fun ACG squat and rode my cock like a champ. Her athletic body bouncing so well. I spun her around for RCG, and man, that view was incredible.

Then I spun her again and picked her up for some deep standing fucking, sliding her up and down on my cock. We did some standing Mish, then transitioned smoothly into side Mish and standing K9. Her ass was clapping with every thrust, she was moaning, soaking wet. Finally, I got her on K9 on the bed, and from the mirror, seeing her come was unreal. We switched to regular Mish, and I just didn't hold back anymore, pounding her tight little pussy to oblivion. I blasted inside the bag and think she might have had one more orgasm. She was claiming she finally understood why all the other girls raved about me and said I was something else.

When we got up, she took a little stumble, said she was feeling light-headed. We were drenched in sweat, room was feeling like a sauna. We went back to rinse off, and on the way back, she kept kissing me, grabbing my cock, asking when I'd be back to make her workout again.

I told her maybe in a few days.

As of writing this report, I've been updated by MMS that Emma is now at Du Calme. Which is pretty cool because I was planning to stop by there next to check out Melissa. Maybe we'll see if we can get some 4-hand action if the vibe's right.

Services: BBBJ, DATY, 69, DT, CFS, CIM.

Dono: HF:50 Emma:140.