Massage Parlor Reports

[Conner2022]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame).

Subject: Funny to us in an XY Lab.

Hazardous Materials Information Sheet.

Materials Safety Data Sheet.

Women: A Chemical Analysis.

Element: Women.

Symbol: Wo.

Discoverer: Adam.

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg but varies from 40-200 kg.

Occurrences: Copious quantities in urban areas.

Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common one.

6. Yields if pressure is applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation of alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimens turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in contact with each other.

[BunnyMeat]

Wanted to pay a visit to an old friend Rachel on the 3rd floor at South but somehow decided to check out the shop one floor below Rachel's. Was greeted by a youngish looking slightly overweight woman with a great smile. She goes by Lucy. Looked nice enough so I decided to stay after pointing to her pussy area and receiving the "yes" response. How much she asked, 200 I said. The offer was approved and she left the room with the money. Came back a few minutes later and wanted to put a condom on me right away. That's not how it works, I said. So we started making out for a few minutes but she would't allow DATY at all. She looks pretty nice when naked, with large soft boobies. She then put a condom on me and she was on her back on the table in no time. The good thing she was very vocal all the time, as no one else was at the shop. All the moaning sounded very natural and was nice. And then I finished. After that she somehow turned into a different person. Cold as ice and distant. Not a smile, not a word. She was looking into her phone barely acknowledging my presence. That was very odd. Oh, almost forgot, when we started fucking, she indicated that I have 5 minutes for that. Needless to say that it's highly doubtful that I will ever see her again.

Could someone please explain to this poor lost soul that it's not the customers' fault that she fucks for money. There is no any reason to hate them for that.

[SalamanderFour]

Spot on. exactly. No joke.

Have one, not quite a girlfriend but hang with each other outside of the spa.

She takes me to NY, wants to take trip to China with me, she fully pays her own way. Might do it so I have a tour guide for the trip.

Interesting, Crutches. Thanks. I met my Asian worker through a normal dating site (a Jewish site). Sometimes it's like fishing in McElliot's pool; you never know what bites on your hook.

[NorthShoreP]

Re: Coco in Newton.

The place is now called Crystal Spa or something like that--still the place on Centre St. Near the Russian Math school.

Coco does not work alone. Monica and a new girl whose name I forget work there as well. Coco is the one with waist-length hair. About 5' 2" or so I guess. Monica is a taller, bigger girl. The new one is petite.

Coco is the best of the 3 IMHO.

Thanks for the intel, I was going to check this place out and just popped it into google maps, check the parking and location out. I hate not being able to find the entrance and roaming around looking for places. Anyway, on Google maps it looks like they caught a monger waiting to get in LOL. Thank for the tip! P.

[HomerSpinSome]

Back again. Looking for any & all big tit providers D's $.

& up). My rotation is getting smaller and my dick is getting harder. I need a big pair of tits to perform some Russian with. So far, my regular fixings include:

- Coco at Good Move in Newton: big set of C's / small D's. She is the only one working there, gives a great massage, and will finish you off in Russian if you ask nicely.

- Ling at Lavender (Weymouth): well-reviewed on the forum. She'll sit you down in a chair in the corner, take off her shirt & bra, and tell you to "fuck my boobies" as you titfuck her.

- Coco at Joho Bodywork (Southboro): a little older but great set of tits on her that she is excited to use D's) Ate her pussy last time which she enjoyed, too.

- Coco at 1021 (Providence): haven't visited in 4 months so not sure if Coco is still there, but for $210, you can get full service with a shower, rimming, FS, and a tittyfuck from a big tit Korean MILF.

If you're looking for a place to start, these four are great for your big tit fix. Please respond or PM me with me with any intel.

Much appreciated!

Re: Coco in Newton.

The place is now called Crystal Spa or something like that--still the place on Centre St. Near the Russian Math school.

Coco does not work alone. Monica and a new girl whose name I forget work there as well. Coco is the one with waist-length hair. About 5' 2" or so I guess. Monica is a taller, bigger girl. The new one is petite.

Coco is the best of the 3 IMHO.

[Crutches]

Spot on. exactly. No joke.

Have one, not quite a girlfriend but hang with each other outside of the spa.

She takes me to NY, wants to take trip to China with me, she fully pays her own way. Might do it so I have a tour guide for the trip.

Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?

[LaChevre]

Two new girls Jennie and Kiki, I have not read anything? I am going to TOFT regardless and will report back.

You can't go wrong there.

[SlimDiddly]

Two new girls Jennie and Kiki, I have not read anything? I am going to TOFT regardless and will report back.

[Woody32]

Back again. Looking for any & all big tit providers D's $.

& up). My rotation is getting smaller and my dick is getting harder. I need a big pair of tits to perform some Russian with. So far, my regular fixings include:

- Coco at Good Move in Newton: big set of C's / small D's. She is the only one working there, gives a great massage, and will finish you off in Russian if you ask nicely.

- Ling at Lavender (Weymouth): well-reviewed on the forum. She'll sit you down in a chair in the corner, take off her shirt & bra, and tell you to "fuck my boobies" as you titfuck her.

- Coco at Joho Bodywork (Southboro): a little older but great set of tits on her that she is excited to use D's) Ate her pussy last time which she enjoyed, too.

- Coco at 1021 (Providence): haven't visited in 4 months so not sure if Coco is still there, but for $210, you can get full service with a shower, rimming, FS, and a tittyfuck from a big tit Korean MILF.

If you're looking for a place to start, these four are great for your big tit fix. Please respond or PM me with me with any intel.

Much appreciated!

Coco has been gone from Southborough for a while. New girl Annie not to attractive.

[TonyFine21]

Formerly Family / Yaya. Greeted by Amy. A solid 8 in the face with a pretty solid body. It looks ok in clothes but when the clothes come off, it definitely jumps up a few points.

Massage was slightly above average. She went straight to the flip without any teasing. Asked for FS and provided the tip when she said the amount. Don't even want to say the amount LOL but it was well worth it.

Started off with a CBJ which was pretty average overall. Not good but not bad neither. Where it gets great is the main event.

Bent her over the table and got it in. During the act, she was very verbal with dirty talk and all that good stuff. After some time, switched positions and got it in from the side until I finished. Definitely a great fuck overall. Would definitely see her again if she's available.

Made a call here, and there is no Amy. They probably cycle the girls in here often. They gave me names of JoJo and Yomi. Tried any of those girls?

[BuddhaBabes123]

Back again. Looking for any & all big tit providers D's $.

& up). My rotation is getting smaller and my dick is getting harder. I need a big pair of tits to perform some Russian with. So far, my regular fixings include:

- Coco at Good Move in Newton: big set of C's / small D's. She is the only one working there, gives a great massage, and will finish you off in Russian if you ask nicely.

- Ling at Lavender (Weymouth): well-reviewed on the forum. She'll sit you down in a chair in the corner, take off her shirt & bra, and tell you to "fuck my boobies" as you titfuck her.

- Coco at Joho Bodywork (Southboro): a little older but great set of tits on her that she is excited to use D's) Ate her pussy last time which she enjoyed, too.

- Coco at 1021 (Providence): haven't visited in 4 months so not sure if Coco is still there, but for $210, you can get full service with a shower, rimming, FS, and a tittyfuck from a big tit Korean MILF.

If you're looking for a place to start, these four are great for your big tit fix. Please respond or PM me with me with any intel.

Much appreciated!

[Longjblues]

That great.

I am very happy for you guys, but set up your own thread for dating Asian women.

This is a thread on massage parlors- reviews and reports.

You have had ample opportunities to tell us about your non- massage parlor experience.

Please move along.

[SalamanderFour]

I dated one once, but she was born here, had citizenship. Got out of the rub business after the shop was raided and she was arrested for a misdemeanor. She never did time, but that was enough for her. Tried sugar daddies, but the lifestyle wasn't for her. You need the right mindset, a man's mindset. She was too emotional for the work, which made her good in bed, but meant that the whole thing was too stressful for her to do long term. As a person, she was fine, more sex positive than a regular American woman, but still had emotional baggage. I stay in touch. She's found Jesus now, which gives her the emotional support she needs.

One positive about the Oriental women is that they stay away from drugs, so that damage isn't an issue.

[MajorJohnson]

I agree, 90% are very nice. Nicer than USA Women.

I have seen $5 k - $7 k counted on my table after a 2-3 weeks at a parlor.

Was she generous with her cash or send it all back to China? Did you have to support her? I've dated a couple over the years. One was at a local place and I'd end up giving her or a coworker a ride to and from sister shops. Kinda spooked me doing that. No Ubers back then LOL.

[GMB45]

The background varies widely. One of the parlor girls I knew very well was a nurse at the surgical unit at a hospital in a relatively small city in China. And she owned a small beauty shop. Another one was a bank clerk. And another one was a small (with 8 employees) business owner. All of them had husbands in China, and each had one kid. I was repeatedly told they marry for life in China. Why are you here, I asked all of them. The pretty universal response was that they plan to stay here for 3 years and then want go to back. None of them is happy with what they need to do here. But money is money and they don't really hate the customers. Nice women overall.

The parlor jobs are still quite lucrative for them. The economics is pretty straightforward. 10,000 yuan a month is considered a decent salary at most places in China (not including places like Shanghai or Beijing, of course, where you would need nearly NewYork level income to live comfortably). Those 10,000 yuan are equal to approximately $1,400. Thus, even at L1 shops they make 4-5 times of that amount. Not bad at all.

I agree, 90% are very nice. Nicer than USA Women.

I have seen $5 k - $7 k counted on my table after a 2-3 weeks at a parlor.