Massage Parlor Reports

[SandersNut]

Tried umi out, told me to come back busy and best to call ahead for appointment. Nothing special 40 average looking, rushed got 30 minutes.
Was out in 20. No massage went right after thighs and ass on flip jack Hammer, won't return.

30 minutes is code to these AMP providers that you're looking for a he (I've never had a great 30 minute massage). They will prioritize a great massage for 60 minutes. I've had providers answer the door half way through my massage and ask if I'm ok with them taking care of a monger and come back after 15 minutes. They jack hammer the other monger, wash their hands then return to me and add 5-10 minutes to my total time.

If you're truly looking for a good massage and a great finish, don't waste your time with 30 minutes.

Happy hunting, and be safe.

SN.

[LastTime22]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/h...862815761.html

Can anyone confirm if legit? Asks for deposit but not obviously a scam after texting. "Certified Female Therapist" supposedly located near midtown.

[GruffSParty]

Is officially no more. Went to the Tiger game today and took a Detour down Eight Mile Road. Got to Lahser and recognized that block and it brought back a few memories. Well as of today the store front is now a women's store.

[Playtime1422]

Geez! I just read the reply differently! The donation covers everything but not FS. Leading to FS is extra. . you spent more time looking up my previous question!.

Your brain read the post differently because you're thirsty to fuck her and you were hoping for a different answer than 3 years ago. Your hoping something changed. Everyone has clearly said she does not offer FS.

[VanHagar]

I'd be willing to give a go. Looks kind of too good to be true though. And that's never a good sign. Anyone have any experience? Quoted me $150 for an hour. But it was too late in the evening and didn't reply back fast enough.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3148360

Did a Google reverse image search, found the more professional pix in an Orlando ad with a different number from a few months ago.

[Salty7]

We have a new one that just opened on van dyke south of 32 mile. I just noticed it today. East side of the road called Umi Spa. I'll make my way there as soon as I can and report back. Anybody try it yet?

Tried umi out, told me to come back busy and best to call ahead for appointment. Nothing special 40 average looking, rushed got 30 minutes.

Was out in 20. No massage went right after thighs and ass on flip jack Hammer, won't return.

[RWhite]

Being well versed in the line up there, both current and recent past, there is NO Julie there. Can't tell you who to ask for as each has their own special qualities. Can't confirm anything more than standard finish is available there. Perhaps McGuy and JWhite can specify how long ago they were there to receive their services?

There is also no 5 foot skinny red orange hair lady there either, current or recent.

Found her number. Yasu. That's her name. Redish hair short girl name is Yasu she did in fact work there still has the same cell number (947) xxx-7821. Claiming to be in Chicago working tho.

[Freddy100]

I havn't seen her, but if real for certain it will be an upsell.

I'd be willing to give a go. Looks kind of too good to be true though. And that's never a good sign. Anyone have any experience? Quoted me $150 for an hour. But it was too late in the evening and didn't reply back fast enough.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3148360

[DeanDuber]

I'd be willing to give a go. Looks kind of too good to be true though. And that's never a good sign. Anyone have any experience? Quoted me $150 for an hour. But it was too late in the evening and didn't reply back fast enough.

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3148360

[MardanAmaratha]

This has been answered for years, and you keep asking.

Geez! I just read the reply differently! The donation covers everything but not FS. Leading to FS is extra. . you spent more time looking up my previous question!

Cheers,

Mardan.

[HeeJunk]

Simply because of her super attitude Bonita is my "go to " provider if not ATF. Just curious if you or anyone else got FS from her?

Thanks.

Mard.

This has been answered for years, and you keep asking.

[Simp5050]

Does she offer FS? I thought she didn't.

Mardan.

Yo man, maybe you could read the post IMMEDIATELY below yours, or search, because this has been covered 1,000 x.

[PlaceMat]

Anyone try Thai orchid in keego harbor?

[MardanAmaratha]

Everything and anything up to but not including full service.

Does she offer FS? I thought she didn't.

Mardan.

[TJohns07]

Everything and anything up to but not including full service.

Awesome appreciate the tip.