Massage Parlor Reports

[Lolwut993]

Was looking for something a tad bit different so visited the health and wellness section of CL and came across and ad with a cute blonde on it going by the name of Kelly. It appears that she works at the massage parlor listed above. I tried to do a quick search but it doesn't seem like any reviews for this place. Looking for something different other than the typical Asian massage and if she is the girl in the pictures that is fine but I would be going in here with the expectation of nothing extra. If anyone has any intel let me know as I may book The First Time client special just to check it out.

Searching the forum you will see all sorts of posts about Kelly / Luxe. It's hit and miss on the reviews. I'm 2 for 2 for HE at the end. I posted a review when I saw her last year in office. I did NOT post a review when I saw her earlier this year. Been trying to see her again but we can't sync up available times. As stated heavy on the filter. She looks like that just a bit more creases in her face. Body is nice. Rack is good, ass is decent. Vag is nice as well. She knows what she is doing. Ask her if she has any other specials going. When I saw her earlier this year she was in a hotel on Rte 1 and it was completely different from my first experience with her. That being said I do NOT think her prices are worth it just for a body rub from a blonde.

[SkipAway1]

Was looking for something a tad bit different so visited the health and wellness section of CL and came across and ad with a cute blonde on it going by the name of Kelly. It appears that she works at the massage parlor listed above. I tried to do a quick search but it doesn't seem like any reviews for this place. Looking for something different other than the typical Asian massage and if she is the girl in the pictures that is fine but I would be going in here with the expectation of nothing extra. If anyone has any intel let me know as I may book The First Time client special just to check it out.

I went here and did a review a couple of years ago. Massage is ok. The girl in the pics is older as she uses a filter to look younger. She does have a nice rack but when I went I didn't get any extras and no hint of any extras. Unless she's changed locations, The place is a room in a shared office space.

[MdFootGuy]

Was looking for something a tad bit different so visited the health and wellness section of CL and came across and ad with a cute blonde on it going by the name of Kelly. It appears that she works at the massage parlor listed above. I tried to do a quick search but it doesn't seem like any reviews for this place. Looking for something different other than the typical Asian massage and if she is the girl in the pictures that is fine but I would be going in here with the expectation of nothing extra. If anyone has any intel let me know as I may book The First Time client special just to check it out.

[Deuces Loose]

Looking for recommendations for a really good massage. I find that most therapists don't do a great job getting into the seams of my calves and triceps. So I'm looking for recommendations for a therapist that does a really good job with stuff like that or at least speaks English well enough to take direction. Can be legit or HE, the massage if the focus for this.

[Jalb25]

I'm glad you finally got in there and had a good experience. Yoyo is great and Sue is good too. Both have that same weekend schedule.

I'm familiar with Yoyo and agree with all of the commentary. She is a fun! I haven't seen nor met Sue when I was there. What does Sue look like? I'm interested in possibly meeting her tomorrow instead of Yoyo.

Thanks!

[Deuces Loose]

All of that just to say, Silk ain't it. It gives a good illusion because it appears to be more legit than anything else in the area but it also costs the most, the ladies tend to have GPS, and they give you the least in terms of extras. If you are looking to stay in HoCo, Lotus has been consistent with the FS. I know they have a history of old birds, but I most recently dipped into Lotus and pulled YoYo. Probably mid / late 40's at best. Very short and curvy. When she bent over for the doggy I almost lost my mindit was a sight to behold. Probably man made Cs and a very flat stomach. The body is pretty nice but the face gives it away. Friday thru Sunday, she's there.

I'm glad you finally got in there and had a good experience. Yoyo is great and Sue is good too. Both have that same weekend schedule.

[Gmni88]

Who recently have been to anything in Ellicott, or lives close enough to know about the area out there? My spot is about 20 minutes away from me, and I got to say I like it.

I think my provider is cutting me a good deal. . 6 to the house and $$ for BBFS.

Most of them will try to cut it short if it's not enjoyable, or put the FS on a time limit, then finish with HJ.

She told me not to stop. I'm sure I could have CP and she wouldn't have been mad, but I want to keep this up and earn hearing her that its okay to.

I'm happy with my decision and I'm locked in for now. XD.

Going to be a regular spot for me.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Any new & good influx in this place? Haven't been there a while because of B&S system.

I've been trying to get to Silk but it never works out. When I start driving and think of my past experiences I just say I should tack on an extra 15 minutes and go have a primo experience in Greenbelt. Girls are cuter, service is more extensive, service is better, and the area is far less hot. I stopped by last night trying to grab a session but got there around 9 and the "open" sign was off. Last couple of visits over the last 3 months have resulted in me leaving because of weird activity; once some guy was outside smoking and another some dude was sitting in his car. There is a dance school and a tattoo parlor back there as well so it can get busy.

I have a love hate relationship with that place. I've had some of the best HJs that I've had at any AMP there, but I've also had situations where I've packed up shop, gave no tip and had to stop somewhere else to finish the job.

The best I ever had was Sophie. It was HJ only but she didn't mind going full nude and straddling you 69. The sweet scent of her very hairy vagina was amazing. She even let you play with her brown eye but would ask "outside only. " Always left her feeling drained and satisfied. She was also really funny and talked a lot, which was actually kind of cute. She was very attractive; her body was ok, on the smaller side. Butt was soft not that big, legs nice, chest maybe B cup natural. Can't peg her age.

But some of the other experiences not so much. Most I ever got was a BJ; twice. I thought the tide was changing there as they almost strictly do HJ but last time I went provider was nice but said they don't do HJs. Once I filled the bag and the provider gave it to me and told me to get rid of it. On One of my BJs, the provider complained all the time because I kept spreading her cheeks in 69. She told me they don't do that kind of thing there and I need to go to Lotus. To this day not sure what she was talking about; I didn't actually do anything outside of spread her ass—which was already in my face—so I could have a better look.

Worst experience was probably the most attractive provider I've ever seen. She had a big tattoo on her back and arm. She was killing the dress she had on and probably the biggest ass I've seen on an AMP provider; fake ones in front as well. But I can't confirm any of it because she wouldn't give me a menu option to get nude and only wanted to do a HJ. She told me it was more than I wanted to pay in order to get her nude. When I finally insisted on a reasonable price she said no one here does it for that amount; total lie. Getting nude and doing a HJ isn't the most expensive thing ever. I told her what Sophie did it for and she got mad and started dogging her out. So I packed up shop and left. No tip. That was a long and awkward walk back to the front door.

All of that just to say, Silk ain't it. It gives a good illusion because it appears to be more legit than anything else in the area but it also costs the most, the ladies tend to have GPS, and they give you the least in terms of extras. If you are looking to stay in HoCo, Lotus has been consistent with the FS. I know they have a history of old birds, but I most recently dipped into Lotus and pulled YoYo. Probably mid / late 40's at best. Very short and curvy. When she bent over for the doggy I almost lost my mind—it was a sight to behold. Probably man made Cs and a very flat stomach. The body is pretty nice but the face gives it away. Friday thru Sunday, she's there.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Dude, this is a forum. It's designed for you to read. I mean saying that the area around Route 1 represents all of Hoco was crazy. People have mentioned several other spas and have posted about their experiences which would have answered your question. It was easy to just read and then use the Advanced Search tool to find more feedback too. The thread is literally littered with responses.

Meh. Oxon Hill is Southern MD, but close enough. Overall good Spa though.

It's designed for you to read but it's also designed for interactions. I've been through this forum. I've been on this forum for a very long time. I know the main places. The whole point of my question is if there are some secrets out there that someone might know about. The same time people take to criticize a legit question, people could have put helpful information. As much as I contribute, if I want to ask a question, I would be able to ask a question. If you have info, great. If you don't, no need to respond. This is why people lurk and don't contribute because they aren't in the mood for this kind of nonsense. I've never had this issue before. I offer info and intel when I have it. That's the point of a forum: to exchange information. But perhaps I'll just lurk from now on because I'm not trying to have to get in arguments with people over a simple question.

[ThatBooredOne]

Dude don't be a dick. If a senior member is asking for info just answer or move on. You are doing too much.

Dude, this is a forum. It's designed for you to read. I mean saying that the area around Route 1 represents all of Hoco was crazy. People have mentioned several other spas and have posted about their experiences which would have answered your question. It was easy to just read and then use the Advanced Search tool to find more feedback too. The thread is literally littered with responses.

I've had great success at G & S Oxon Hill but that's in NOVA. I actually had a Japanese provider once and that was mind blowing. In college park I like Angel Acupressure. The girls there are actually very attractive in face and body but the massages are mediocre.

Meh. Oxon Hill is Southern MD, but close enough. Overall good Spa though.

[ExtraPoundAge]

Any new & good influx in this place? Haven't been there a while because of B&S system.

[CaptainWillard]

Candy at RS in Greenbelt will provide BBBJ. You will have to call ahead and ask if Candy is there. Good luck and take care.

Thanks for the info, much appreciated!

[Nyyfan]

I completely agree, I've been to Silk several times and the girl I saw, Sophie I think complained I came too much! Seriously, isn't that her job? I like Chanel at Ace but she won't do a BJ without a condom, is there anywhere in the area that offers BBBJ? I don't mind driving to Greenbelt but if BBBJ isn't an option I don't see the point.

Candy at RS in Greenbelt will provide BBBJ. You will have to call ahead and ask if Candy is there. Good luck and take care.

[CaptainWillard]

Hi all.

I've kinda outgrown the HoCo circuit. There are 3 main places to go: Silk, LS, and Ace.

Silk had GPS bad and I don't know how that place stays open. The experience is so inconsistent; sometimes you pull a nice provider other times it's a rush job or they are just plain rude. It's always a chore to get them fully nude and anything more than a HJ is rare. I have had a couple of CBJs but neither was worth the time or money and one chick complained because I wanted her to sit in 69 while she did itI didn't even try to lick it, touch it or anything and I just wanted it in my face to help blow from her mediocre CBJ. The best time I had was with Sophie a few years back. She was gorgeous, kept the session light and fun and she never did anything more than a super satisfying HJ.

Ace is an every blue moon sort of thing. I've never had a great experience there and I've only had one provider years ago that was attractive. It's also kind of in the open so going takes some courage especially if there is day light. The place always smells like someone cleansed their colon in the vestibule when you enter. The girls are older and don't talk much; it's all very mechanical. I've heard stories of more but only ever been offered a HJ and usually it's by someone I don't know if I want them doing it. Don't really leave satisfied.

Lotus is just about guaranteed FS. The only problem is who is the provider and if you want it. Lately the game has stepped up but they are good for sending in old fat women with questionable hygiene. I did get an attractive mature gem named yoyo a few weeks back but she won't come down off of. 2. It's pretty discrete and the crowd in the parking lot at night is either getting something to smoke or something to drink at the respective stores. Everything else is closed so it's a little easier to go to. There is a state police barracks across the street but they mind their business. Honestly I'm surprised there aren't Latinas in there because every other store in that strip mall is run by Hispanics.

I've found myself going to College Park my last few outings because the scene is not as hot for AMPs, the pricing is better, and the providers are FAR more attractive. Also there is no guessing game; all services are on the table (except Greek. I don't understand why these providers won't let people play with the brown hole but you can jam whatever you want into their bag).

That brings me to my question: are there any spots in HoCo that I'm missing that are worth a visit? Feel free to detail details if you have them. College park isn't the worst drive but that's 20+ minutes there and the same back and it would be great to try something different locally. And I don't just like AMPs; I would LOVE to find providers of any race. Preferably in an AMP type setting or at least a professional studio. Indian and European providers to the top of the list since I've never had one of either, but all are welcome.

Thanks in advance!

I completely agree, I've been to Silk several times and the girl I saw, Sophie I think complained I came too much! Seriously, isn't that her job? I like Chanel at Ace but she won't do a BJ without a condom, is there anywhere in the area that offers BBBJ? I don't mind driving to Greenbelt but if BBBJ isn't an option I don't see the point.

[BobbiBrown1981]

One thing that gets at me is blanket statements. Decidedly calling the area around Route 1 Hoco, is crazy. So here's a clue to answer your question. Read, RTFF, the replies starting from 5-25-25 (May 25th). You'll get your answer.

Dude don't be a dick. If a senior member is asking for info just answer or move on. You are doing too much.