Massage Parlor Reports

**CamelToe2000** · 07-07-25 02:43

Yeah until the heifers on the boards and STG and whatnot get real with their pricing, I'm pretty much done there too. I do miss me the occasional white girl, but spending more on a cracked out land whale with no work ethic or service just stopped making sense.

What happened to Aussie?

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

Hey CT2000 - thanks for the follow up on Dora. Much appreciated dude. I saw Chanel one more time. So now it is 4th or 5th (can't remember) - I am going to move on. Thing is with the lackluster service on the other board (attitude, smelly pussies, dead fish appointments, for 5 a piece) - this for 200 with a 20 yr old Asian petite and tight as hell. Who actually wants to fuck. Is a no brainer for me. I am now 99.99% only massage parlors. As the SPs have really let me down.

**WhyNot96** · 07-07-25 00:10

Stopped by Tokyo Spa in Renton mid afternoon and saw Monica. Avg to me but had some uniqueness to her that people would probably like. Tall and slim, long black hair, 3-d movie like glasses that gave a nerdy appeal, cat ear headband. Large tattoo right her belly button. Surprisingly a nice ass that was awesome to grab onto. Large firm mm.

Service was nothing to write home about but wasn't bad by any means. Great dfk, really responsive to daty, cfs and bottomed out in a few positions but didn't quit or complain once.

Didn't stick around for a massage after as I was on a time crunch so in and out 20 minutes. Saw Connie on the way out and she was shorter, mid 30's looking, black hair.

**Dakine1** · 07-06-25 19:48

Hi Seattle forum, I'll be visiting Seattle in a few weeks, and staying in DT. Are there any areas in Chinatown or DT that are worth visiting? I won't have a car so I can't venture too far from DT.

I know a couple of spots in Portland, if you ever come down here too. Thanks in advance.

**FlyingGolfball** · 07-06-25 19:44

Originally Posted by ThomasCulpeppe [View Original Post]

Was this the Tokyo in Everett?

Thanks.

Sounds like one in Renton.

**Woodward** · 07-06-25 16:45

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

For those interested in a very attractive provider who will attempt to tickle your prostate with her tongue: BeiBei is at Maple Village Spa (25th Ave NE).

Tell her Big Monkey sent you, relax, and let her take you to planet BeiBei.

I wish that store weren't so far out of my normal orbit. She's amazing at everything. Not just the rimjobs.

She's not there anymore. No idea where she went.

**WhyNot96** · 07-05-25 21:19

Checked out Magnolia Spa in Renton. Greeted by Bobo who was not my cup of tea. Short, 40's maybe, chubby looking, below avg face, didn't seem to speak much English. Asked to see the other girls but she said they were all busy. Politely said I would come back another time and after lots of back and forth she finally let me go. Would be hesitant to go back again without calling ahead first to set something up.

*this post is for entertainment purposes only and fictional.

**Enigma** · 07-05-25 20:13

Correct. LE doesn't prioritize BB places. Everything you would call a 'happy ending' however it gets you there is illegal.

The 'dream' 'fictional' comments yes will not stop a cop from investigating you, but if your post is all the evidence they have that you committed a crime, with a half way decent lawyer your comment here should not be enough to convict. Unless you talk to LE and incriminate yourself or they somehow get a girl to give testimony that lines up with what you posted. The latter being highly unlikely. The former unfortunately very likely unless you remember to NEVER TALK TO LE except to tell them who you are (you have to identify yourself) and to ask for a lawyer. Even if it means you sit in the county jail over the weekend. STFU. Lawyer lawyer lawyer.

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

LE doesn't solely target bareback services at illicit massage parlors. If you believe LE is unaware of these activities, you're underestimating their reach. They're likely familiar with forums like this one, just as you are. Posts that start with dramatic flair, like "I had a dream," or end with disclaimers like "this is fictional" or "in Minecraft," don't fool anyone. LE prioritizes based on public pressure and resource allocation, not forum posts. Right now, issues like immigration enforcement and their protests take precedence over cracking down on AMPs. They're not sitting around waiting for your reply to launch an investigation.

**ThomasCulpeppe** · 07-05-25 19:52

Originally Posted by IzziBoi112 [View Original Post]

Had a dream that I got to checkout the July lineup at Tokyo. Monica and Connie, looking at a previous review I had my mind set on seeing Monica. She's very pretty, tall, and has that nerdy look with long hair, and had a kitty hair band. Playboy vibes. Same usual Tokyo experience, great service and attention to detail. She's doesn't speak any English so translate app is the only way to communicate. On the way out said hello to Connie, she pretty and very cute with a girl next door look.

Was this the Tokyo in Everett?

Thanks.

**Big Kirk** · 07-05-25 19:46

Hahaha, so women are posting on FB Marketplace now?

**JMirage** · 07-05-25 14:47

Originally Posted by ItalianGuy [View Original Post]

Interesting handle? I call bullshit on your request. First time AMP hobbyist and your asking for BARE back? I smell Le or nothing good by contributing to your post.

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LE doesn't solely target bareback services at illicit massage parlors. If you believe LE is unaware of these activities, you're underestimating their reach. They're likely familiar with forums like this one, just as you are. Posts that start with dramatic flair, like "I had a dream," or end with disclaimers like "this is fictional" or "in Minecraft," don't fool anyone. LE prioritizes based on public pressure and resource allocation, not forum posts. Right now, issues like immigration enforcement and their protests take precedence over cracking down on AMPs. They're not sitting around waiting for your reply to launch an investigation.

**IzziBoi112** · 07-05-25 07:15

Had a dream that I got to checkout the July lineup at Tokyo. Monica and Connie, looking at a previous review I had my mind set on seeing Monica. She's very pretty, tall, and has that nerdy look with long hair, and had a kitty hair band. Playboy vibes. Same usual Tokyo experience, great service and attention to detail. She's doesn't speak any English so translate app is the only way to communicate. On the way out said hello to Connie, she pretty and very cute with a girl next door look.

**Shogun Hua** · 07-04-25 20:28

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Based upon several reviews posted by others, to a lesser degree I'm inclined to check out new places. The majority of the time I go to the known "arrows in the quiver" that provide consistent service.

I will definitely go to a new place if a few senior members have a similar review of a "Must visit" provider. I'm sad Aussie signed off. For me he was a trusted senior for sure. One thing i like about Shanghai and Best is that they will cross promote the other girls, typically when you are about to leave. I've been to other places where the other providers are basically made to hide so you cant see them.

If i'm in a new town and I get an itch, i will use Rubmaps if USAG isnt helpful and look at the spots with a bunch of current reviews. I feel like those spots are safe to try.

**KitWalker1967** · 07-04-25 19:13

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

Based upon several reviews posted by others, to a lesser degree I'm inclined to check out new places. The majority of the time I go to the known "arrows in the quiver" that provide consistent service.

**FlyingGolfball** · 07-04-25 16:38

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

Rarely "new" places. Tend to stick with my go-tos.

Even new girls, I wait until reviews come in from fellow mongers.

If there aren't many reviews, there is a good reason for it.

Same goes to KA and AP.

**Shogun Hua** · 07-04-25 13:52

Originally Posted by WillShookup [View Original Post]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

I tend to go to the same place if they offer repeatable good service with solid providers. My "go to" used to be Total Relax in Shoreline. It was mostly good there, I had a few hiccups, but they have a table shower which can be fun.