Massage Parlor Reports

[Longjblues]

That great.

I am very happy for you guys, but set up your own thread for dating Asian women.

This is a thread on massage parlors- reviews and reports.

You have had ample opportunities to tell us about your non- massage parlor experience.

Please move along.

[SalamanderFour]

I dated one once, but she was born here, had citizenship. Got out of the rub business after the shop was raided and she was arrested for a misdemeanor. She never did time, but that was enough for her. Tried sugar daddies, but the lifestyle wasn't for her. You need the right mindset, a man's mindset. She was too emotional for the work, which made her good in bed, but meant that the whole thing was too stressful for her to do long term. As a person, she was fine, more sex positive than a regular American woman, but still had emotional baggage. I stay in touch. She's found Jesus now, which gives her the emotional support she needs.

One positive about the Oriental women is that they stay away from drugs, so that damage isn't an issue.

[MajorJohnson]

I agree, 90% are very nice. Nicer than USA Women.

I have seen $5 k - $7 k counted on my table after a 2-3 weeks at a parlor.

Was she generous with her cash or send it all back to China? Did you have to support her? I've dated a couple over the years. One was at a local place and I'd end up giving her or a coworker a ride to and from sister shops. Kinda spooked me doing that. No Ubers back then LOL.

[GMB45]

The background varies widely. One of the parlor girls I knew very well was a nurse at the surgical unit at a hospital in a relatively small city in China. And she owned a small beauty shop. Another one was a bank clerk. And another one was a small (with 8 employees) business owner. All of them had husbands in China, and each had one kid. I was repeatedly told they marry for life in China. Why are you here, I asked all of them. The pretty universal response was that they plan to stay here for 3 years and then want go to back. None of them is happy with what they need to do here. But money is money and they don't really hate the customers. Nice women overall.

The parlor jobs are still quite lucrative for them. The economics is pretty straightforward. 10,000 yuan a month is considered a decent salary at most places in China (not including places like Shanghai or Beijing, of course, where you would need nearly NewYork level income to live comfortably). Those 10,000 yuan are equal to approximately $1,400. Thus, even at L1 shops they make 4-5 times of that amount. Not bad at all.

I agree, 90% are very nice. Nicer than USA Women.

I have seen $5 k - $7 k counted on my table after a 2-3 weeks at a parlor.

[GMB45]

Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?

That is pretty much the story I was told. She was married in China, has a son who is about 8 from what I can guess by the pictures. Although, she is 44 by the green card, so not young having a baby. Says Husband was screwing around with other women. Divorce, USA On a tourist visa. She has spoken of all the places she had visited around the world, Showed pictures.

And yes, I was the only guy she has had sex with since she has been in the business / left China. ROFLMA.

[MikeAndKit]

Maybe let us know where these 20 something's are? Isn't that the point of the board?

As far as no oil I suspect that a large amount of customers ask for no oil so they don't need to deal with any questions at home. Also a large number of customers skip the massage as well so they probably just go dry by assuming.

I've given some hints. They are in the city. Just think if I were looking for some high end expensive stuff where would I go?

[BunnyMeat]

Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?

The background varies widely. One of the parlor girls I knew very well was a nurse at the surgical unit at a hospital in a relatively small city in China. And she owned a small beauty shop. Another one was a bank clerk. And another one was a small (with 8 employees) business owner. All of them had husbands in China, and each had one kid. I was repeatedly told they marry for life in China. Why are you here, I asked all of them. The pretty universal response was that they plan to stay here for 3 years and then want go to back. None of them is happy with what they need to do here. But money is money and they don't really hate the customers. Nice women overall.

The parlor jobs are still quite lucrative for them. The economics is pretty straightforward. 10,000 yuan a month is considered a decent salary at most places in China (not including places like Shanghai or Beijing, of course, where you would need nearly NewYork level income to live comfortably). Those 10,000 yuan are equal to approximately $1,400. Thus, even at L1 shops they make 4-5 times of that amount. Not bad at all.

[Cantregister]

Hi.

I live in the area and walk by a lot of the AMPs on Washington Street and it appears that China 1 Spa is gone. The sign on the store is gone, but the sign on the plaza signage is still there. I walked up to get a peek and it looks very bare. Nothing on the door with any notice.

Lavender, Relaxing Sunlight, RongCheng, and Hong Kong Spa look open with signage and the good ole 'OPEN' neon sign.

Has anyone been to the new place that replaced Green Ocean on Main Street in that strip mall? I called and the lady asked me to give her a try, LOL.

[Jameschen81]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?

[Top Floor]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Pretty spot on except for the paper towels. And, yes, say goodbye to going to any restaurant unless it's an authentic Chinese restaurant or a hot pot restaurant. If she eats food you like expect her to say it's too sweet or it's too fattening. And she won't like it or event attempt to like it. If she cooks at your house expect your house to stink for days afterwards. Expect to wonder why she can afford to send thousands of dollars home when she tells you she doesn't offer happy endings at work. And if you're getting them from her already, she'll tell you it's because she likes you and you're the only one she gives them to.

My advice? Don't do it. The sex isn't worth it.

[Spectator]

Seems like you have been down this road before!

And you are correct, women are women with same expectations.

The above story is one of the best posts I've ever read on this page. A true commentary on humanity. And. I just need to know. Having experienced this first hand. WHATS WITH THE PAPER TOWELS LOL.

People are crazy. All in their own way.

[MandarinOrange]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Seems like you have been down this road before!

And you are correct, women are women with same expectations.

[GMB45]

I'm always curious what it would be like dating an AMP girl.

Anyone have experiences with dating an AMP girl?

I can imagine the sex must be awesome.

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

[Jameschen81]

I don't think a provider would be a good choice unless you are into simping. Men are ATM'S and you can bet she will be squeezing you for "help" constantly. Very expensive P. Go for the pharmacy gal, that has to be a better choice, and you will probably getalot more action.

I'm always curious what it would be like dating an AMP girl.

Anyone have experiences with dating an AMP girl?

I can imagine the sex must be awesome.

[Trailman44]

What location is this? Great review and information. Boston sounds like a great place to visit next.

Lin's Wakefield.