Massage Parlor Reports

[Strong1954]

I can vouch that Strong always speaks his mind! I think Amplucky and Maybe have influenced the board with their strong "QA" type engineering quant approach (as opposed to my more loosey goosey gestalt poetry) so there's some formal resemblance in the ratings portion of Strong's review especially. But when Lulu is pretty much a 5 across the board there's going to be a pretty low variance in the scores! And the rest is pretty much just a shorthand version of "Lulu is awesome", which again is going to be pretty standard with Lulu. I think after the first review of the month on any particular girl the follow ons mostly serve the purpose of validation / verification, contradiction, or amendment, and don't have to be super long. So I think in that vein Strong's review was just about right as an example of the verification form.

Thank you Gibs789. I probably will not submit any reviews from now on.

[Loveacpi]

It's nice to have the anecdotal evidence that aligns, thanks! AMPs are 100% discretionary spending, so they will always feel it early. I also have income tied to discretionary spending, albeit, not as much as your wife's but since it is still first hand, VERY noticeable swings based on the economic climate. Thank you again for the unique perspectives, curious if you have anymore interesting insights?

Over in the Federal Way / Tacoma forum I am doing a test of a blog. I am basically a very poorly paid AMP support service. And no, I am sadly not paid in services either. Other than same flirting, a hug, or peck on the cheek. Being married to "one of them" makes me hands off, damn it. I am semi-retired from working, fully retired from mongering, after an almost 40 year career.

Mostly help my wife's friends with behind the scenes stuff.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Test-blog-post

[JMirage]

You pretty much nailed it. My wife is an AMP owner / worker. Friend group is all workers and owners. They are mostly old school, in not just their age, but come from the time where an AMP was usually pulling out your tits and giving handjobs. I know now most, if not all, are full service, depending on the shop.

The complaint I hear is both customers count is down, and the money from the customers they do get, is also down.

I hear about how the last few years, a lot of young Chinese have been coming into the area shops. They are admitly slimmer, prettier, but they are offering things that was usually only found from the older Koreans in the north. They say they are being asked if they offer a bareback surcharge, in so many words. They all claim they never would, but who knows. They assume many of the dollars that used to go to them are going to the "new young girls".

And to the DM's, I am 95% confident my lady is covered everything. We dated for 2 months before we went together to get full tests and got rid of condoms. Thankfully, her covered BJ's were pretty lackluster. Uncovered, I give her about a 7/10
She is a clean freak, around the house and in bed, LOL.

It's nice to have the anecdotal evidence that aligns, thanks! AMPs are 100% discretionary spending, so they will always feel it early. I also have income tied to discretionary spending, albeit, not as much as your wife's but since it is still first hand, VERY noticeable swings based on the economic climate. Thank you again for the unique perspectives, curious if you have anymore interesting insights?

[Gibs789]

Maybe this time I gleaned some from you and Gibs789. Gibs and I have been going to Shanghai since the first day it opened. We followed Iris over from another place in October 2023. Go back and read my reviews from here and Rubmaps and you will find it is very rare for me to glean from other posts. Iris is in China now, but you can ask Alyssa about me. I met her and Iris for coffee the day before Shanghai opened. Alyssa will remember. Sorry if you got offended. Was not meant to be offensive. Private message me if you want too. But of the three at Best, Lulu is the prettiest of the lot in my opinion.

I can vouch that Strong always speaks his mind! I think Amplucky and Maybe have influenced the board with their strong "QA" type engineering quant approach (as opposed to my more loosey goosey gestalt poetry) so there's some formal resemblance in the ratings portion of Strong's review especially. But when Lulu is pretty much a 5 across the board there's going to be a pretty low variance in the scores! And the rest is pretty much just a shorthand version of "Lulu is awesome", which again is going to be pretty standard with Lulu. I think after the first review of the month on any particular girl the follow ons mostly serve the purpose of validation / verification, contradiction, or amendment, and don't have to be super long. So I think in that vein Strong's review was just about right as an example of the verification form.

[Loveacpi]

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

You pretty much nailed it. My wife is an AMP owner / worker. Friend group is all workers and owners. They are mostly old school, in not just their age, but come from the time where an AMP was usually pulling out your tits and giving handjobs. I know now most, if not all, are full service, depending on the shop.

The complaint I hear is both customers count is down, and the money from the customers they do get, is also down.

I hear about how the last few years, a lot of young Chinese have been coming into the area shops. They are admitly slimmer, prettier, but they are offering things that was usually only found from the older Koreans in the north. They say they are being asked if they offer a bareback surcharge, in so many words. They all claim they never would, but who knows. They assume many of the dollars that used to go to them are going to the "new young girls".

And to the DM's, I am 95% confident my lady is covered everything. We dated for 2 months before we went together to get full tests and got rid of condoms. Thankfully, her covered BJ's were pretty lackluster. Uncovered, I give her about a 7/10
She is a clean freak, around the house and in bed, LOL.

[Gibs789]

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

This feels very right. Thanks for the insight!

[JMirage]

Definitely haven't heard anyone say there is anything wrong with their service. Lots of praise for Lulu and 2 very strong reviews for Shirley. Still waiting to hear on Summer, but definitely very cute. I think it's just an issue of re-forming habits to get people to try a new place. Shangai has also been fairly slow recently. Suspect a lot of guys out of town and that it will pick up after the 4th. But if you're talking to management it's always going to sound like it's slower than it is. BTW, ran into one of your reviews when I was recently down in Houston. You do get around!

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

[Shogun Hua]

Summer.

Face 4.5/5

Shoulder length hair brown / black.

Small tattoo on ankle.

About 5'5 at 100 lbs.

Very petite with natural and perky B'S.

Neatly trimmed Bush.

Limited english.

Summer was great. I believe they are MM B's, but they look great. I'd recommend. My first time trying "Best Massage Spa", its really nice there. Spacious rooms.

I guess for google to work, you need to type out the whole name of the place. Stay safe.

[JMirage]

The first time I went to Heng Kang I was impressed in a good way. This time it was not the same at all. I went in and a very cute young thing, too young for me really, greeted me and I paid $50.00 for the hour special. And her massage was pretty good But no real teasing. When she tapped me for the flip she had removed the sheet so I thought that was a good sign. But no, she covered up Mr. Happy right away. And finished the massage without any indication of any extras. She also cut the time short by 15 minutes. That is a pet pet peeve of mine. I tipped 20 and felt as if I had over tipped her.

As the saying goes, Your Results May Vary.

Well, as I'm catching up with posts. Damn that SUCKS! My plan was to go back and do the 4 hands. I might still go to see if I can get any different results. There is a place in Bellevue where the older one would do the HE, while the younger hotter one wouldn't go near it, but still was hot enough for me to enjoy looking at. They would even switch if you had the younger one to start the massage, the older one would come in just to finish you off while the younger one would go start on another customer. Does that make it a switch and 'bate?

[JMirage]

The little roadway signs have a misspelling. Nice place. On Evergreen Way, but it does not scream "Massage Parlor". No airlock, you walk straight in. The place looks very professional when you enter. And for now, an hour is only $49.00. It will eventually be going up to $60.00. I got an auntie. I would say in her forties. Still attractive enough. I was naked and under a sheet, which to me indicated that it might be straight when I got my first indication that was not the case. She wanted to place a small sheet under neath my junk. Not a problem. But a pure massage place hopefully changes all of the sheets every time. The massage was professional and there was not much of a sign until she did my lower legs. She was gently nudging them out with each stroke up and down and I accommodated her. I think we both new the score. Eventually before the flip there was some very strong teasing going on. Flip, she asks and I say yes. 60. And she did a very nice handy. On the way out I saw that there is another girl there. She was in her twenties. Very cute. I will return and might do a double next time.

Sorry, I did not ask any names.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/...0-w680-h510-rw

Thank you Mr. Bus.

I stopped by last week and got Tina if I remember correctly, chubby auntie. She was not bad looking for her age, but her age was somewhere around 50. No towel, just asked for her to tease for a while which she did for about 30 minutes. Flipped for a great HE, during which I got access to her nice squishy natural DDs. I think she mumbled something about extra tip which I ignored and just continued squishy her boobies. After busting, she cleaned up, they had a problem with someone that came in without money or something so there was a bit of an interruption for 5 minutes. She came back in to continue the massage on my feet and face. I will be back because I really do like this type of session.

[JMirage]

3 reviews of Amanda CFS, CBJ 60 house 140 tip.

Man. Thank you Skindiver! Everytime I've tried to log in I have not been able to do so successfully until now. It's only periodically since I won't use any of my normal devices or networks.

I ended up stopping by in the middle of the day a week or so ago and it was meh. I got Vivian. Early 30's with MM DDs, not my thang. She was curvy, not really fat, but I much prefer skinny. I went with the special so I was in and out around 30 minutes. The one she most reminded me of was Pink, her body just wasn't a tan, seemed a little less fit. Anyhow, pretty short 'massage', which was just rubbing her boobs on my back and licking my ass. Flipped, CBJ and she got on top for a few, then I picked her up to put her on her back. Nothing great, nothing terrible.

I will probably be back, if I don't see any nice young skinny ones after a couple more visits, I probably will stop checking.

[Strong1954]

Maybe this time I gleaned some from you and Gibs789. Gibs and I have been going to Shanghai since the first day it opened. We followed Iris over from another place in October 2023. Go back and read my reviews from here and Rubmaps and you will find it is very rare for me to glean from other posts. Iris is in China now, but you can ask Alyssa about me. I met her and Iris for coffee the day before Shanghai opened. Alyssa will remember. Sorry if you got offended. Was not meant to be offensive. Private message me if you want too. But of the three at Best, Lulu is the prettiest of the lot in my opinion.

[MaybeThisTime]

Scheduled a date with Lulu at Best for this morning at 10. I arrived a bit early and all three girls were busy. While waiting another monger came in and was taken to a room. Shortly after, two mongers left and Lulu escorted me into room 1. The doorbell kept ringing. One fellow left and said he would come back after work. When I left, all three girls were busy again.

Lulu Details (0-5) - Face: 5, Body: 4. 5, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

She is about 5'4, midback length black hair, very beautiful face, petite, full natural body with perky B / Cs, milky and soft white skin. She was very sensual right away, maybe because I asked if Sai Sai was her friend. They are good friends.

Lulu is a sweetheart. She is very popular and has already had a full schedule. I was her 2nd customer this morning and she had another one ready when I left. I met Summer and Shirley, but for me Lulu is the gem at BEST. She began by kissing and moving down by body slowly..

Did you just basically repost a combination of other reviews? Confused. Looks an awful lot like mine and Gibs below.

Lulu Details (0-5) - Face: 5, Body: 4.5, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

GND, 5'4, midback length black hair, very beautiful face, petite, full natural body with perky B / Cs, milky and soft white skin, even prettier than before.

Honeymoon experience, she is the one who initially brought me back to the shop and become a frequenter when she was around last summer. She was a little shy, as it's been about 1/2 year since the last time we saw each other which she mentioned and acknowledged. She was even more of a sweetheart. Lulu will be booked out often, so if you're looking to see her, it is recommended to schedule ahead. Already had a full schedule on her first day with appointments. If you don't, better for me as there will be more time for me, hahaha. Treat her well, she's the gem of the franchise for me, nobody compares.

But if you're talking to management it's always going to sound like it's slower than it is.

[Strong1954]

Scheduled a date with Lulu at Best for this morning at 10. I arrived a bit early and all three girls were busy. While waiting another monger came in and was taken to a room. Shortly after, two mongers left and Lulu escorted me into room 1. The doorbell kept ringing. One fellow left and said he would come back after work. When I left, all three girls were busy again.

Lulu Details (0-5) - Face: 5, Body: 4. 5, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

She is about 5'4, midback length black hair, very beautiful face, petite, full natural body with perky B / Cs, milky and soft white skin. She was very sensual right away, maybe because I asked if Sai Sai was her friend. They are good friends.

Lulu is a sweetheart. She is very popular and has already had a full schedule. I was her 2nd customer this morning and she had another one ready when I left. I met Summer and Shirley, but for me Lulu is the gem at BEST. She began by kissing and moving down by body slowly. Her BBBJ was awesome. After quite some time, she put on the cover that I brought, but she had some difficulty getting Jr. Inside. She is very tight, but eventually she got me in and it was great, We did DATY, BBBJ, CG, and MISH. She is definitely worth going back for a visit.

Management will always tell you it is not busy. So, it is best if you schedule an appointment. Stay safe and be nice to the girls.

[Shogun Hua]

Google isn't being helpful. Where is the exact location of this place? I got to see Lulu. Thanks.

I got you. I'll send a PM.