Massage Parlor Reports

[FlyingGolfball]

Was this the Tokyo in Everett?

Thanks.

Sounds like one in Renton.

[Woodward]

For those interested in a very attractive provider who will attempt to tickle your prostate with her tongue: BeiBei is at Maple Village Spa (25th Ave NE).

Tell her Big Monkey sent you, relax, and let her take you to planet BeiBei.

I wish that store weren't so far out of my normal orbit. She's amazing at everything. Not just the rimjobs.

She's not there anymore. No idea where she went.

[WhyNot96]

Checked out Magnolia Spa in Renton. Greeted by Bobo who was not my cup of tea. Short, 40's maybe, chubby looking, below avg face, didn't seem to speak much English. Asked to see the other girls but she said they were all busy. Politely said I would come back another time and after lots of back and forth she finally let me go. Would be hesitant to go back again without calling ahead first to set something up.

*this post is for entertainment purposes only and fictional.

[Enigma]

Correct. LE doesn't prioritize BB places. Everything you would call a 'happy ending' however it gets you there is illegal.

The 'dream' 'fictional' comments yes will not stop a cop from investigating you, but if your post is all the evidence they have that you committed a crime, with a half way decent lawyer your comment here should not be enough to convict. Unless you talk to LE and incriminate yourself or they somehow get a girl to give testimony that lines up with what you posted. The latter being highly unlikely. The former unfortunately very likely unless you remember to NEVER TALK TO LE except to tell them who you are (you have to identify yourself) and to ask for a lawyer. Even if it means you sit in the county jail over the weekend. STFU. Lawyer lawyer lawyer.

LE doesn't solely target bareback services at illicit massage parlors. If you believe LE is unaware of these activities, you're underestimating their reach. They're likely familiar with forums like this one, just as you are. Posts that start with dramatic flair, like "I had a dream," or end with disclaimers like "this is fictional" or "in Minecraft," don't fool anyone. LE prioritizes based on public pressure and resource allocation, not forum posts. Right now, issues like immigration enforcement and their protests take precedence over cracking down on AMPs. They're not sitting around waiting for your reply to launch an investigation.

[ThomasCulpeppe]

Had a dream that I got to checkout the July lineup at Tokyo. Monica and Connie, looking at a previous review I had my mind set on seeing Monica. She's very pretty, tall, and has that nerdy look with long hair, and had a kitty hair band. Playboy vibes. Same usual Tokyo experience, great service and attention to detail. She's doesn't speak any English so translate app is the only way to communicate. On the way out said hello to Connie, she pretty and very cute with a girl next door look.

Was this the Tokyo in Everett?

Thanks.

[Big Kirk]

Hahaha, so women are posting on FB Marketplace now?

[JMirage]

Interesting handle? I call bullshit on your request. First time AMP hobbyist and your asking for BARE back? I smell Le or nothing good by contributing to your post.

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LE doesn't solely target bareback services at illicit massage parlors. If you believe LE is unaware of these activities, you're underestimating their reach. They're likely familiar with forums like this one, just as you are. Posts that start with dramatic flair, like "I had a dream," or end with disclaimers like "this is fictional" or "in Minecraft," don't fool anyone. LE prioritizes based on public pressure and resource allocation, not forum posts. Right now, issues like immigration enforcement and their protests take precedence over cracking down on AMPs. They're not sitting around waiting for your reply to launch an investigation.

[IzziBoi112]

Had a dream that I got to checkout the July lineup at Tokyo. Monica and Connie, looking at a previous review I had my mind set on seeing Monica. She's very pretty, tall, and has that nerdy look with long hair, and had a kitty hair band. Playboy vibes. Same usual Tokyo experience, great service and attention to detail. She's doesn't speak any English so translate app is the only way to communicate. On the way out said hello to Connie, she pretty and very cute with a girl next door look.

[Shogun Hua]

Based upon several reviews posted by others, to a lesser degree I'm inclined to check out new places. The majority of the time I go to the known "arrows in the quiver" that provide consistent service.

I will definitely go to a new place if a few senior members have a similar review of a "Must visit" provider. I'm sad Aussie signed off. For me he was a trusted senior for sure. One thing i like about Shanghai and Best is that they will cross promote the other girls, typically when you are about to leave. I've been to other places where the other providers are basically made to hide so you cant see them.

If i'm in a new town and I get an itch, i will use Rubmaps if USAG isnt helpful and look at the spots with a bunch of current reviews. I feel like those spots are safe to try.

[KitWalker1967]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

Based upon several reviews posted by others, to a lesser degree I'm inclined to check out new places. The majority of the time I go to the known "arrows in the quiver" that provide consistent service.

[FlyingGolfball]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

Rarely "new" places. Tend to stick with my go-tos.

Even new girls, I wait until reviews come in from fellow mongers.

If there aren't many reviews, there is a good reason for it.

Same goes to KA and AP.

[Shogun Hua]

I'm struggling with this today and thought I'd benefit from other's experience.

What percentage of your visits are repeats to familiar places vs. Trying out new places?

Since I'm usually looking for clean, quiet, discreet locations with younger, cute girls and only a handy. I come up empty about 1/2 the time with new places, so my odds are probably a bit different.

I tend to go to the same place if they offer repeatable good service with solid providers. My "go to" used to be Total Relax in Shoreline. It was mostly good there, I had a few hiccups, but they have a table shower which can be fun.

[Efurufe]

Stopped by Luna and saw Lucy. Young, 5'4", thin frame, cute face, A cup. Very nice girl, good attitude. Showed her I had 2 hundreds when I paid. She came back with change and I just put the other hundy on it.

Not much of a rub, decent teasing. I was happy to find no panties while roaming. CBJ was ok, and CFS was ok, but nothing spectacular. She made nice moans, gave soft kisses, and likes body contact, but she doesn't do any of the fucking. I was more in the mood to be fucked, but that wasn't really happening. She laid on me and made a face like I was too big. Once inside, I did the work while she kissed my neck. Switched to doggie, then Mish. Came in the bag. Overall she's fine but I wouldn't go out of my way to see her again.

I like it better when they give a hard massage, then teasing that leads to them wanting to fuck, where they ask for it and you have to slow them down so you don't shoot early.

If you like taking the lead or just going nice and slow, she's a good one.

[BigHusky]

Q msg has a new girl named Emily, she's 5. 2, early 30's, nice MM C, flat stomach with bubbly ass. At first sight, thought she was Bella of Tokyo spa, maybe they're sister or somehow related. Her BBBJ definitely same as Bella. Emily was very friendly and welcoming, hugging and kissing me while grabbing jr. With jr hard as a rock, sitting at edge of the bed she kneeled down and starts a sloppy BBBJ. Lots of eye contact, licked jr up and down with her soft warm tongue. She also does the tongue swirling and flicking, felt so good and hot watching her doing her job. Got up and tried to dt her, at first she couldn't handle all of jr, but after some prep she was able to fully dt jr, was amazed by that, woo. This girl got some head skill. Number 69 was asked she happily obliged, her kitty's small and sweet, rlly enjoyed the DATY, attempted FIA she's not rlly open to that, but did got half of a finger, it was very very tight. After all that, rdy for main course, cover on she hopped on take me to pound town, she got a little tired, but I continued the momentum elevated her little and start the pounding nonstop. She was trying to cover her moaning with her hands LOL, she tapped out had to pulled out there were juices were dripping out, mission accomplished hehehe. After a little rest, jr was still rock hard rdy for pounding acg, watching her bubbly ass it bounced up and down off jr, it was fantastic. We then moved to mish and couldn't hold it popped in the bag. Overall great session, no interruption, Emily's a service queen and can handle hardcore pounding. Recommendation: yes. This place is a good addition in north Seattle area.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas.

Is this the one across the street from the golf course? Didn't know this place had hotties.

[Mcigarz]

Thinking about trying my first AMP, can anyone recommend any spa's talent that are open to BBFS. Feel free to pm. Thinking about trying One first because I drive by it daily.

Try the Everett thread. The grannies up there will take you raw.