Massage Parlor Reports

[Tiger Balm]

My first experience with Yoyo was else where. But now that she's here at Shanghai, I wanted to pay her a visit and catch up. She's as LuckyCat describes. Same as the last time I saw her, she had great energy and is very much a pleaser. If you have the stamina, she will match it. Without going into too much detail, I'll just say I had another great time with her. If you treat her well, she'll do the same for you, with nice menu options.

[AmpluckyCat]

I just got notified that my girl YoYo is back in Everett, and will be at Shanghai until June 31. Last time I saw her was in January, and he experience was amazing.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.
Overall Ranking: 4. 0.

YoYo is very attractive with a full round face with long black hair. Beautiful and firm natural C's. Her build is far from "average". She has a very athletic physique with some killer curves. Ass is plump and meaty. Kitty was clean-shaven. Tattoo on her lower back.

Age: 26.
Measurements: 36 C-25-35.
Height: 5'6.
Weight: 108 lbs.

Service Details: Shower, BBBJ, BLS, DT, P2 P Slide, CFS, CIM.

It's been brought to my attention that her service menu has been expanded considerably since I last saw her. As enjoyable as she was before, I can only imagine getting to sample that expanded menu.

YoYo is an incredible bundle of fun and sexiness. Very seductive. Absolutely one of the best at what she does.

[Gibs789-shill]

Above a certain threshold facial beauty is usually quite a few notches down from my top priorities in a provider, maybe because I've had a few experiences where it seemed like a stunning provider projected that "I should have had it better than this" kind of vibe. But hey, when you can have it all. Sophia is one of those girls that makes you walk into a phone pole looking over your shoulder. Gorgeous face. Dazzling smile. Perfect body. A total 10 out of 10. But not a twinge of attitude. She actually speaks a bit of English, likes to talk, and has a very playful sense of humor. She is also a truly magnificent kisser for those in the GFE / snuggler club, and I think we probably spent the first 10 minutes just doing that. Fantastic BJ skills, really loves, loves, loves DATY, super tight and athletic for multiple strains of the old oingo boingo, and read the package instructions perfectly for the final oral extraction. We took most of the full hour to accomplish the mission, then talked for another 15 or twenty until someone else showed up. Definitely someone it would be fun to hang out with. In short, a totally perfect date night. Really a dream come true.

[Gibs789-shill]

Thank you Gibs789. I probably will not submit any reviews from now on.

That would be a shame. You're a good and reliable reviewer.

[MaybeThisTime]

Thank you Gibs789. I probably will not submit any reviews from now on.

Sounds like that may be an over rotation, feedback is always welcome.

As discussed in DMs, it was the copy paste verbatim that caught attention and nothing personal.

I've seen your previous posts that had no qualms, this instance just happened to be an anomaly.

[Strong1954]

I can vouch that Strong always speaks his mind! I think Amplucky and Maybe have influenced the board with their strong "QA" type engineering quant approach (as opposed to my more loosey goosey gestalt poetry) so there's some formal resemblance in the ratings portion of Strong's review especially. But when Lulu is pretty much a 5 across the board there's going to be a pretty low variance in the scores! And the rest is pretty much just a shorthand version of "Lulu is awesome", which again is going to be pretty standard with Lulu. I think after the first review of the month on any particular girl the follow ons mostly serve the purpose of validation / verification, contradiction, or amendment, and don't have to be super long. So I think in that vein Strong's review was just about right as an example of the verification form.

Thank you Gibs789. I probably will not submit any reviews from now on.

[Loveacpi]

It's nice to have the anecdotal evidence that aligns, thanks! AMPs are 100% discretionary spending, so they will always feel it early. I also have income tied to discretionary spending, albeit, not as much as your wife's but since it is still first hand, VERY noticeable swings based on the economic climate. Thank you again for the unique perspectives, curious if you have anymore interesting insights?

Over in the Federal Way / Tacoma forum I am doing a test of a blog. I am basically a very poorly paid AMP support service. And no, I am sadly not paid in services either. Other than same flirting, a hug, or peck on the cheek. Being married to "one of them" makes me hands off, damn it. I am semi-retired from working, fully retired from mongering, after an almost 40 year career.

Mostly help my wife's friends with behind the scenes stuff.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Test-blog-post

[JMirage]

You pretty much nailed it. My wife is an AMP owner / worker. Friend group is all workers and owners. They are mostly old school, in not just their age, but come from the time where an AMP was usually pulling out your tits and giving handjobs. I know now most, if not all, are full service, depending on the shop.

The complaint I hear is both customers count is down, and the money from the customers they do get, is also down.

I hear about how the last few years, a lot of young Chinese have been coming into the area shops. They are admitly slimmer, prettier, but they are offering things that was usually only found from the older Koreans in the north. They say they are being asked if they offer a bareback surcharge, in so many words. They all claim they never would, but who knows. They assume many of the dollars that used to go to them are going to the "new young girls".

And to the DM's, I am 95% confident my lady is covered everything. We dated for 2 months before we went together to get full tests and got rid of condoms. Thankfully, her covered BJ's were pretty lackluster. Uncovered, I give her about a 7/10
She is a clean freak, around the house and in bed, LOL.

It's nice to have the anecdotal evidence that aligns, thanks! AMPs are 100% discretionary spending, so they will always feel it early. I also have income tied to discretionary spending, albeit, not as much as your wife's but since it is still first hand, VERY noticeable swings based on the economic climate. Thank you again for the unique perspectives, curious if you have anymore interesting insights?

[Gibs789-shill]

Maybe this time I gleaned some from you and Gibs789. Gibs and I have been going to Shanghai since the first day it opened. We followed Iris over from another place in October 2023. Go back and read my reviews from here and Rubmaps and you will find it is very rare for me to glean from other posts. Iris is in China now, but you can ask Alyssa about me. I met her and Iris for coffee the day before Shanghai opened. Alyssa will remember. Sorry if you got offended. Was not meant to be offensive. Private message me if you want too. But of the three at Best, Lulu is the prettiest of the lot in my opinion.

I can vouch that Strong always speaks his mind! I think Amplucky and Maybe have influenced the board with their strong "QA" type engineering quant approach (as opposed to my more loosey goosey gestalt poetry) so there's some formal resemblance in the ratings portion of Strong's review especially. But when Lulu is pretty much a 5 across the board there's going to be a pretty low variance in the scores! And the rest is pretty much just a shorthand version of "Lulu is awesome", which again is going to be pretty standard with Lulu. I think after the first review of the month on any particular girl the follow ons mostly serve the purpose of validation / verification, contradiction, or amendment, and don't have to be super long. So I think in that vein Strong's review was just about right as an example of the verification form.

[Loveacpi]

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

You pretty much nailed it. My wife is an AMP owner / worker. Friend group is all workers and owners. They are mostly old school, in not just their age, but come from the time where an AMP was usually pulling out your tits and giving handjobs. I know now most, if not all, are full service, depending on the shop.

The complaint I hear is both customers count is down, and the money from the customers they do get, is also down.

I hear about how the last few years, a lot of young Chinese have been coming into the area shops. They are admitly slimmer, prettier, but they are offering things that was usually only found from the older Koreans in the north. They say they are being asked if they offer a bareback surcharge, in so many words. They all claim they never would, but who knows. They assume many of the dollars that used to go to them are going to the "new young girls".

And to the DM's, I am 95% confident my lady is covered everything. We dated for 2 months before we went together to get full tests and got rid of condoms. Thankfully, her covered BJ's were pretty lackluster. Uncovered, I give her about a 7/10
She is a clean freak, around the house and in bed, LOL.

[Gibs789-shill]

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

This feels very right. Thanks for the insight!

[JMirage]

Definitely haven't heard anyone say there is anything wrong with their service. Lots of praise for Lulu and 2 very strong reviews for Shirley. Still waiting to hear on Summer, but definitely very cute. I think it's just an issue of re-forming habits to get people to try a new place. Shangai has also been fairly slow recently. Suspect a lot of guys out of town and that it will pick up after the 4th. But if you're talking to management it's always going to sound like it's slower than it is. BTW, ran into one of your reviews when I was recently down in Houston. You do get around!

There is this thing called the "stripper index", which is really just how much money are guys spending in strip clubs, and by extrapolation, hookers. It's a pretty solid leading economic indicator, and it has been down. Probably not really due to the verge of a down turn, but just some uncertainty with tariffs and some global tensions. I think as trade deals come in, some recent great hard economic data (as opposed to bad soft data or feelings), and we know where we are heading that it will pick back up. I don't know about you all, but I have spent a bit less in the past few months compared to what I was spending last year on entertainment.

[Shogun Hua]

Summer.

Face 4.5/5

Shoulder length hair brown / black.

Small tattoo on ankle.

About 5'5 at 100 lbs.

Very petite with natural and perky B'S.

Neatly trimmed Bush.

Limited english.

Summer was great. I believe they are MM B's, but they look great. I'd recommend. My first time trying "Best Massage Spa", its really nice there. Spacious rooms.

I guess for google to work, you need to type out the whole name of the place. Stay safe.

[JMirage]

The first time I went to Heng Kang I was impressed in a good way. This time it was not the same at all. I went in and a very cute young thing, too young for me really, greeted me and I paid $50.00 for the hour special. And her massage was pretty good But no real teasing. When she tapped me for the flip she had removed the sheet so I thought that was a good sign. But no, she covered up Mr. Happy right away. And finished the massage without any indication of any extras. She also cut the time short by 15 minutes. That is a pet pet peeve of mine. I tipped 20 and felt as if I had over tipped her.

As the saying goes, Your Results May Vary.

Well, as I'm catching up with posts. Damn that SUCKS! My plan was to go back and do the 4 hands. I might still go to see if I can get any different results. There is a place in Bellevue where the older one would do the HE, while the younger hotter one wouldn't go near it, but still was hot enough for me to enjoy looking at. They would even switch if you had the younger one to start the massage, the older one would come in just to finish you off while the younger one would go start on another customer. Does that make it a switch and 'bate?

[JMirage]

The little roadway signs have a misspelling. Nice place. On Evergreen Way, but it does not scream "Massage Parlor". No airlock, you walk straight in. The place looks very professional when you enter. And for now, an hour is only $49.00. It will eventually be going up to $60.00. I got an auntie. I would say in her forties. Still attractive enough. I was naked and under a sheet, which to me indicated that it might be straight when I got my first indication that was not the case. She wanted to place a small sheet under neath my junk. Not a problem. But a pure massage place hopefully changes all of the sheets every time. The massage was professional and there was not much of a sign until she did my lower legs. She was gently nudging them out with each stroke up and down and I accommodated her. I think we both new the score. Eventually before the flip there was some very strong teasing going on. Flip, she asks and I say yes. 60. And she did a very nice handy. On the way out I saw that there is another girl there. She was in her twenties. Very cute. I will return and might do a double next time.

Sorry, I did not ask any names.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/...0-w680-h510-rw

Thank you Mr. Bus.

I stopped by last week and got Tina if I remember correctly, chubby auntie. She was not bad looking for her age, but her age was somewhere around 50. No towel, just asked for her to tease for a while which she did for about 30 minutes. Flipped for a great HE, during which I got access to her nice squishy natural DDs. I think she mumbled something about extra tip which I ignored and just continued squishy her boobies. After busting, she cleaned up, they had a problem with someone that came in without money or something so there was a bit of an interruption for 5 minutes. She came back in to continue the massage on my feet and face. I will be back because I really do like this type of session.