Massage Parlor Reports

**Goonersquad** · 07-05-25 11:30

Originally Posted by RedOctober57 [View Original Post]

Good Day Mongers, any of you fellas have experience at the tropical touch? Look like some lovely ladies.

Heard its strictly legit.

**RedOctober57** · 07-05-25 11:28

Good Day Mongers, any of you fellas have experience at the tropical touch? Look like some lovely ladies.

**NedDivine13** · 07-05-25 10:25

Reached out to her this AM. Not the woman in the ad (she sent me a face pic with big sacks, brown hair. Decent enough looking). She wants $50 deposit for first timer. Hard pass. Was waiting for the verification BS next. Do these women really think I'm going to expose my identity to them?

I think this is why I prefer AMPs. No upfront deposit. Show up when you want. All cash transaction. No questions asked. You know what you are going to get and can sometimes be surprised pleasantly.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...863344697.html

**OtraVez** · 07-05-25 02:33

Originally Posted by LessGetIt [View Original Post]

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

Thanks for TOFTT, too bad it didn't pan out. I had my hopes up. But I guess it wasn't totally legit, and HE is available.

**Paradigm71** · 07-04-25 23:51

Originally Posted by LessGetIt [View Original Post]

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

Did you get a name? I think there might be three working there. I saw YuYu the other day and saw a not attractive short one wearing a skirt when I was leaving. YuYu was attractive with small tits, nothing special on the massage, flipped over and the sheet came off as I turned and she did not try to cover but took a while massaging both arms before asking about a HE. Got some good OTC on her ass and pussy from behind, would not take out the girls though.

**Lickn** · 07-04-25 22:50

Went to green shade last week and paid 70 for hour and while getting the massage I heard the door opening several times and about 30 minutes into my massage the lady asked me to flip. I was thinking wow, already, then she said very busy. I was like ok but I'm already here, LOL. Anyways she gave the ole jackhammer and I still had 20 minutes left and she said next time I come I get 1 hour for the half hour rate. I was still pretty mad anyways. So I went back today to collect on my hour and a different lady showed me to a room and asked how long I said one hour, she said 70. I said no other lady told me I get 1 hour for the 30 minute rate. We haggled back and forth and I was about to just leave when the original lady from last week came up and said ok to the deal. Well I still got a jackhammer at the end and shorted almost 15 minutes this time. Also , she kept on insisting for 70 for a tip but I refused so she finally gave up and excepted the 40. I would never recommend or I will never repeat there.

**The LookingMe** · 07-04-25 20:33

Found myself up in the Columbus area recently. Made another visit to RL. Got a very long massage and a nice pair of tits to play with while she played with me.

**LessGetIt** · 07-04-25 18:01

Decided to check this place out after I saw some discussion on it regarding what might be available there. When I got there the lady that brought me to the room wasn't very attractive, I did an hour for. 7, but then my actual masseuse was much cuter. Short, in her 30's, long hair, nice smile. She was wearing jean shorts with a T-shirt. From the beginning the massage was excellent, which makes sense if this place was formerly completely legit. The massage was so good the trip would have been worth it for just the massage, she really knew how to use her elbows too without making it uncomfortable. She got up on the table early on and had my head right between her legs and I could feel her thighs, but when I tried to touch her she asked me not to and said to focus on the massage. She also kept pressing her boobs against my head throughout the massage, and did a decent amount of teasing as well without explicitly touching the boys. She also offered hot stones which I wasn't expecting and I said yes, been a while since I had hot stones and that felt good. She spent almost the entire time with me face down, which I didn't mind since I was enjoying it, but eventually she had me flip over. OTF she pointed to jr and said "happy?" I said yes, she asked how much and I said. 5 she was happy with that. Finish was a bit of a jackhammer but I was ready to explode anyway so it didn't matter too much, she cleaned me up after and gave me a water and said see you next time. Since she didn't want to be touched I doubt more than HE is available but could be a YMMV situation.

**Midwest Dude** · 07-04-25 11:46

Originally Posted by JayBird42 [View Original Post]

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us..

This is one of the funniest things I've read here in a while.

**JayBird42** · 07-04-25 08:42

Originally Posted by Jaxon92 [View Original Post]

Happened by 21 the other day and wondered what was up. Care to share some details? Send me a PM if that's better. I work near there.

It's always been a solid option for me as I'm in the area fairly regularly. There's been some debate over the years here on DIY vs HJ, but it's been a pretty consistent good time for me. Of the 20 times I've been over the years, I've left happy 19 of them with very little "work" to identify intent and never a haggle.

**Jaxon92** · 07-03-25 17:55

Originally Posted by JayBird42 [View Original Post]

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us.

Aside from old Smokey, standard / great trip to 21 as always..

Happened by 21 the other day and wondered what was up. Care to share some details? Send me a PM if that's better. I work near there.

**JayBird42** · 07-03-25 13:43

To the Monger at 21 massage yesterday / Wednesday around 5:00 who was very much enjoying himself, keep it down. You sounded like an old grizzly bear watching porn for the first time. Your grunts and groans were ridiculous and my masseuse (Amy / Ami) & I were (silently) laughing the entire time. Act like you've been there before and have some "manners" for the rest of us.

Aside from old Smokey, standard / great trip to 21 as always.

-Jay.

**Blueballs102** · 07-03-25 13:22

Originally Posted by ToreroA [View Original Post]

I stopped to check the new girls. I got the horse face one, couldn't see the other one.

I can't recommend, the massage is awful and so is her performance. She really doesn't like what she does and will jackhammer you to death if you let her. I couldn't even finish.

At k spa? If so darn that was my favorite spot, bit haven't been for awhile.

**Zedhol** · 07-03-25 13:04

Originally Posted by DaRooster83 [View Original Post]

Just search nurse on this forum. Enough reviews of her. I almost set up an appointment with her but after reading the reviews I don't care how amazing her tits are. Not going to have her Facebook stalk me. Just look at her eyes in some of those pictures, can't hide the crazy.

Good decision, the pictures are old, and the tits are not what they are used to be, but worst of all is the talking. Incessant drivel.

**ToreroA** · 07-03-25 12:55

I stopped to check the new girls. I got the horse face one, couldn't see the other one.

I can't recommend, the massage is awful and so is her performance. She really doesn't like what she does and will jackhammer you to death if you let her. I couldn't even finish.