Massage Parlor Reports

[Jameschen81]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?

[Top Floor]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Pretty spot on except for the paper towels. And, yes, say goodbye to going to any restaurant unless it's an authentic Chinese restaurant or a hot pot restaurant. If she eats food you like expect her to say it's too sweet or it's too fattening. And she won't like it or event attempt to like it. If she cooks at your house expect your house to stink for days afterwards. Expect to wonder why she can afford to send thousands of dollars home when she tells you she doesn't offer happy endings at work. And if you're getting them from her already, she'll tell you it's because she likes you and you're the only one she gives them to.

My advice? Don't do it. The sex isn't worth it.

[Spectator]

Seems like you have been down this road before!

And you are correct, women are women with same expectations.

The above story is one of the best posts I've ever read on this page. A true commentary on humanity. And. I just need to know. Having experienced this first hand. WHATS WITH THE PAPER TOWELS LOL.

People are crazy. All in their own way.

[MandarinOrange]

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

Seems like you have been down this road before!

And you are correct, women are women with same expectations.

[GMB45]

I'm always curious what it would be like dating an AMP girl.

Anyone have experiences with dating an AMP girl?

I can imagine the sex must be awesome.

When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame). Silicone cooking utensils will eventually melt, smoke, burn. They will take you to party in Flushing with her friends, non of whom speak much english. If you meet a second gen asian and have a conversation in english she is going to get pissed at you. They will expect and assume you are out getting a massage if you are not with them. You will question the loyalty when they go work at a parlor for 4 weeks halfway across the country, but you will not say anything. When they are loving and sweet they are the most wonderful thing that can happen to you. When they are mad, you will never get out of the dog house and they are insane. Never let your asian girlfriend drive unless you are drunk, heavily medicated or need to raise your blood pressure. NEVER, absolutely NEVER let them drive your vehicle. She will ask if she can keep some items at your place suddenly there is no room for your clothes in the closet. Packages of paper towels will flood your home, you'll likely have nightmares that you are lost in the Costco paper products isle. You will probably also have a stockpile of wipes. Eventually you will want to be alone again and just rent physical contact by the hour. Because if you can cook and do laundry or afford to eat out and pay some one to clean. Its cheaper to rent physical contact by the hour.

Women are women.

Just my experience.

[Jameschen81]

I don't think a provider would be a good choice unless you are into simping. Men are ATM'S and you can bet she will be squeezing you for "help" constantly. Very expensive P. Go for the pharmacy gal, that has to be a better choice, and you will probably getalot more action.

I'm always curious what it would be like dating an AMP girl.

Anyone have experiences with dating an AMP girl?

I can imagine the sex must be awesome.

[Trailman44]

What location is this? Great review and information. Boston sounds like a great place to visit next.

Lin's Wakefield.

[Joe Bujian]

46 second st 1 fl, Cambridge ma 02141 Are they open? Phone goes to voice mail GOA?

Don't know. The last time I found them open was early May. After that they were under construction for a while.

[TonyFine21]

After my experience a couple of months ago I returned to see what new talent they had after the rotation. I walked in and was met by a tight 5'6" lady in yoga pants and a tight t-shirt. The AC was pumped up and she looked excited. I am not good with age but she is one of the youngest I have seen at an AMP. Opted for an hour and the massage was meh. I don't expected much, and that is not why I am there, but its a bonus when it is good. At the30 min mark she was ready for the flip with no ST. I asked her for soft first and she got started.

After a few minutes of warm up I was ready and flipped. Standard negotiations for this place and opted for BBBJ and Cfs. She was great with her mouth and I asked for 69 to extend the fun. She applied the cover and we went through the different positions cg, standing mish, doggy and mish on the table. After a good 10 minutes I was done and she cleaned up. New trend is alcohol after but I stopped and asked for hot towel instead. A few more minutes of massage and my time was up.

I will definitely repeat, seems to be getting some reliable rotations of petite ladies from flushing that like to have a good time. Everything was tight on this lady, body nice natural with responsive nips and a tight fit down below. I usually only play FS once a month but will want to see her again before she leaves. Negotiations happen but not enough to distract. I haven't seem the fire hydrant for a while.

House is 70 tip was 200. Cfs / CBJ probably available for 140-160.

What location is this? Great review and information. Boston sounds like a great place to visit next.

[Inside495]

46 second st 1 fl, Cambridge ma 02141 Are they open? Phone goes to voice mail GOA?

[Trailman44]

After my experience a couple of months ago I returned to see what new talent they had after the rotation. I walked in and was met by a tight 5'6" lady in yoga pants and a tight t-shirt. The AC was pumped up and she looked excited. I am not good with age but she is one of the youngest I have seen at an AMP. Opted for an hour and the massage was meh. I don't expected much, and that is not why I am there, but its a bonus when it is good. At the30 min mark she was ready for the flip with no ST. I asked her for soft first and she got started.

After a few minutes of warm up I was ready and flipped. Standard negotiations for this place and opted for BBBJ and Cfs. She was great with her mouth and I asked for 69 to extend the fun. She applied the cover and we went through the different positions cg, standing mish, doggy and mish on the table. After a good 10 minutes I was done and she cleaned up. New trend is alcohol after but I stopped and asked for hot towel instead. A few more minutes of massage and my time was up.

I will definitely repeat, seems to be getting some reliable rotations of petite ladies from flushing that like to have a good time. Everything was tight on this lady, body nice natural with responsive nips and a tight fit down below. I usually only play FS once a month but will want to see her again before she leaves. Negotiations happen but not enough to distract. I haven't seem the fire hydrant for a while.

House is 70 tip was 200. Cfs / CBJ probably available for 140-160.

[Zack Lawrence]

Hey Gang!

Was curious what you all find to be the most important thing when deciding if a spot is good and worth repeat visiting.

For my, Looks is always the most important factor, followed by service and service options and lastly price.

Currently I have found a spot with some hotties in their 20's but both have limited options. Level 2 at most and at a high price. But the ladies (all 3 between to connected locations) are worth extra 20 IMO.

Anyone got any locations that currently have any rockets worth trading info on? DM is open!!

Happy Mongering!

Mike&Kit.

P.S. Is it because of inflation that locations have stopped using lotion or oil? I've noticed the 3 spots I'm most likely to visit have only been breaking out the lotion for the happy part.

Maybe let us know where these 20 something's are? Isn't that the point of the board?

As far as no oil I suspect that a large amount of customers ask for no oil so they don't need to deal with any questions at home. Also a large number of customers skip the massage as well so they probably just go dry by assuming.

[MikeAndKit]

Hey Gang!

Was curious what you all find to be the most important thing when deciding if a spot is good and worth repeat visiting.

For my, Looks is always the most important factor, followed by service and service options and lastly price.

Currently I have found a spot with some hotties in their 20's but both have limited options. Level 2 at most and at a high price. But the ladies (all 3 between to connected locations) are worth extra 20 IMO.

Anyone got any locations that currently have any rockets worth trading info on? DM is open!!

Happy Mongering!

Mike&Kit.

P.S. Is it because of inflation that locations have stopped using lotion or oil? I've noticed the 3 spots I'm most likely to visit have only been breaking out the lotion for the happy part.

[Don Barzini]

I don't think a provider would be a good choice unless you are into simping. Men are ATM'S and you can bet she will be squeezing you for "help" constantly. Very expensive P. Go for the pharmacy gal, that has to be a better choice, and you will probably getalot more action.

You misinterpreted my Post. I wasn't pointing out Angela's attributes for myself. As I stated, "Personally, I'm trying for an Asian Pharmacist".

[DownWind]

Hmmm, lives local, has her own car, speaks good English, and obviously is self sufficient, sounds like good Asian Girlfriend material. Personally, I'm trying for an Asian Pharmacist.

I don't think a provider would be a good choice unless you are into simping. Men are ATM'S and you can bet she will be squeezing you for "help" constantly. Very expensive P. Go for the pharmacy gal, that has to be a better choice, and you will probably getalot more action.