Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOwner]

Yes they do. Feel free to DM for details.

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[HexenDuction]

I went here once about 7, or 8 years ago. When MMS asked if I had been there before I answered in the affirmative. I pulled a pretty nice looking looking lady who appeared to be some kind of Korean am mix. Sometime during the course of the massage I said something that gave myself away, that in fact had never been there before. At that point the massage became kind of rough. So rough that at times the massage table moved a little. At the end she gave me the "That's all", and bailed. The last time I saw here was in a huddle with the MMS in MMS'S office. This was the only time all I got was the massage. The shit attitude seemed to all be predicated on the fact that I had lied about having been there before. I've always wondered why that was such a sticking point.

I'm surprised this place hasn't been put out of business by the "new wave" of Chinese shops like Top Accupunture, Lucky, and Ariya Thai.

Anyways, fuck this place!

I happened to drive by this place completely out of the blue the other day and thought, wait a minute, that name sounds familiar, may as well check it out. Went in, ancient mamasan greets me and asks me if I've been here (no but I frequent other places. She acted like she never heard of Garden Spa fwiw), leads me to a room with little swinging saloon doors and tells me to shower down the hall, trundles off. Sure, no problem. No lineup but I didn't ask, it's my first time so go with the flow. Back in the room after my shower, saloon doors eventually kick open and an equally ancient lady comes in. I'm horny and have time to kill, so, when in Rome. She complained that I was too big and just wanted to give me a BJ, but that usually doesn't do enough for me so I persisted, she relented, and it was just as boring and awkward as you think it was. Question for any of you that know this place: Did I get the grizzled centurion that is designated to deal with newbies, or are they all pushing 50 at this place? It's near a new customer I'll be visiting often so it would be convenient, but not if it's all GILFs. Thanks kindly.

[TJ2617]

A google search shows hits for the name but mapquest and Yelp show the place as permanently closed. Anyone know if it's still definitely open?

I texted the phone number and was told that it's not true, and they are open every day.

[TheOwner]

I happened to drive by this place completely out of the blue the other day and thought, wait a minute, that name sounds familiar, may as well check it out. Went in, ancient mamasan greets me and asks me if I've been here (no but I frequent other places. She acted like she never heard of Garden Spa fwiw), leads me to a room with little swinging saloon doors and tells me to shower down the hall, trundles off. Sure, no problem. No lineup but I didn't ask, it's my first time so go with the flow. Back in the room after my shower, saloon doors eventually kick open and an equally ancient lady comes in. I'm horny and have time to kill, so, when in Rome. She complained that I was too big and just wanted to give me a BJ, but that usually doesn't do enough for me so I persisted, she relented, and it was just as boring and awkward as you think it was. Question for any of you that know this place: Did I get the grizzled centurion that is designated to deal with newbies, or are they all pushing 50 at this place? It's near a new customer I'll be visiting often so it would be convenient, but not if it's all GILFs. Thanks kindly.

There is one ancient lady here named bebe?

I had gotten a mid 30 late 30's k girl here once that would rim and dfk wasn't bad. But the rest of the times it wasn't really anything to write about. I heard about 10 years ago was the time to go when coffee was there. There are some reports coffee sometimes works but I never had the pleasure of meeting a coffee.

[Willie23]

I happened to drive by this place completely out of the blue the other day and thought, wait a minute, that name sounds familiar, may as well check it out. Went in, ancient mamasan greets me and asks me if I've been here (no but I frequent other places. She acted like she never heard of Garden Spa fwiw), leads me to a room with little swinging saloon doors and tells me to shower down the hall, trundles off. Sure, no problem. No lineup but I didn't ask, it's my first time so go with the flow. Back in the room after my shower, saloon doors eventually kick open and an equally ancient lady comes in. I'm horny and have time to kill, so, when in Rome. She complained that I was too big and just wanted to give me a BJ, but that usually doesn't do enough for me so I persisted, she relented, and it was just as boring and awkward as you think it was. Question for any of you that know this place: Did I get the grizzled centurion that is designated to deal with newbies, or are they all pushing 50 at this place? It's near a new customer I'll be visiting often so it would be convenient, but not if it's all GILFs. Thanks kindly.

I last went 10-12 years ago and got a 40-something Korean lady. Decent looking and service was good, but the shop esthetics weren't great, The place was dingy and really run down. When I went back to my car, the gate on their dumpster enclosure had blown open and put a hellacious dent in my car. All around, no bueno.

[Chupacabra]

I happened to drive by this place completely out of the blue the other day and thought, wait a minute, that name sounds familiar, may as well check it out. Went in, ancient mamasan greets me and asks me if I've been here (no but I frequent other places. She acted like she never heard of Garden Spa fwiw), leads me to a room with little swinging saloon doors and tells me to shower down the hall, trundles off. Sure, no problem. No lineup but I didn't ask, it's my first time so go with the flow. Back in the room after my shower, saloon doors eventually kick open and an equally ancient lady comes in. I'm horny and have time to kill, so, when in Rome. She complained that I was too big and just wanted to give me a BJ, but that usually doesn't do enough for me so I persisted, she relented, and it was just as boring and awkward as you think it was. Question for any of you that know this place: Did I get the grizzled centurion that is designated to deal with newbies, or are they all pushing 50 at this place? It's near a new customer I'll be visiting often so it would be convenient, but not if it's all GILFs. Thanks kindly.

[PriscillaM]

Golden oasis see you next week.

[PocketBook]

So for Thai Yoga on lincoln, I have to go in the back entrance if I want a HJ?

Nah, if you make your intentions known, you're fine w. E. Door you use.

[SabertoothPeni]

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[ThaiTeaLover]

Yes they do. Feel free to DM for details.

A google search shows hits for the name but mapquest and Yelp show the place as permanently closed. Anyone know if it's still definitely open?

[DasBunka]

How much are her tips? Will every other girl at I Sabai do at least a HJ?

Yes they do. Feel free to DM for details.

[Willie23]

Would love to find Winnie again. If anyone has her contact info. Much appreciated.

Winnie was great, but the day I was planning to go back & test drive that pixie, Yaya, was the day they closed up shop. So if anyone knows where Yaya went. Reviews weren't stellar, but she is definitely my "type. ".

[PornInstead]

They always seemed busy. Almost too busy and would have too much attention drawn to the place.

Anyone know what other spas these girls work at?

Would love to find Winnie again. If anyone has her contact info. Much appreciated.

[TJ2617]

Try I Sabai Thai spa on Lincoln Blvd near Washington. Natalie will give you a legit massage and nearly any ending you want. She gained a few lbs but she is eager to please.

How much are her tips? Will every other girl at I Sabai do at least a HJ?

[RugEater-Shill]

Had an itch after dinner and watching some phub, I went by to CC in LB and saw KACY. Petite Asian with real firm 34 C, just a firm natural handful. Much better than the large knockers on the old Milfs in most places. Started with a backrub, light chat and some finger tickling around the rim. I had some real estate negotiations on entering the property and things were settled. I lifted the my butt and she did a perfect Olympic dive head first into the darkness and started to rim around the 7th planet. OMG that lasted about 5 min and she then started to go down the bag towards the muzzle. I was about to explode from the sensation, flipped and got into 69. Pink, no lips, tight, she must have been drinking her pineapple juice. She was hobbing away and reached deep with her hands and entered my starfish. What a sensation. I was rock hard and she knew it. She mounted on top and rode like it was the Kentucky derby till I exploded. What an experience. Not many rimmers around, she did mentioned that she only does it if its clean and gave it that friendly doggie meets doggie sniff before the dive. I did not expect the rim and definitely lucked out cause I had showered before going over. Will definitely return. Donated an two extra jacksons on top of the usual.