Massage Parlor Reports

[CaptainHonest]

Been here twice, maybe 3 times. Never got a hint. I did get a younger massuese who did get fine with the massage alone and she held a great convo. Beautiful gal, no luck. Busy. Seen all the shoes up front.

Instead, I went to the massage next to taco loco just a few blocks further. Guaranteed finish. This place though is sort of weird. The providers are were eager to please, which they had a few ladies just sitting around but they also had their kids running around.

That's just my experience.

Capt.

Elm has been around for a long time, they just keep changing the name. It's the one at 5172 Central Ave in Columbia Heights, in the Total Health Square, which ironically contains a Domino's Pizza. When I think health, I think Dominos.

[OnlyMe1234]

Just looked up AA and saw those pics you were talking about, sometimes you have better luck at those places. I have never heard of Elm, is it newer?

AA massage added a photo of just a hot looking lady to their google profile recently. Could be a sign that they might offer more but it could just be bait.

I wouldn't count on better luck at AA but who knows. The one time I went it was DIY only but she did do a nice job of cleaning me up afterwards, stroking my cock a little as she used the towel to wipe it. Even grabbed it over the towel and gave it a little shake when massaging the front at the end. Wasn't enough to get me to return. Another odd thing, shortly before the flip, they switched who was giving me the massage. They said something to each other in Chinese while the door was closed. She then quietly opened the door and came in. They didn't say anything then but I went from feeling two hands on me to feeling three and then four for a brief second before the first two hands stopped touching me. And then I heard the door closing. The second set of hands never left my body so I know it was the first set of hands that left the room. Didn't get a good look at the first lady so not sure who was better looking. The one at the end wasn't ugly but wasn't anything special either. The girls in the new pics most likely closer resemble the providers' daughters than the providers themselves.

[OnlyMe1234]

Just looked up AA and saw those pics you were talking about, sometimes you have better luck at those places. I have never heard of Elm, is it newer?

Elm has been around for a long time, they just keep changing the name. It's the one at 5172 Central Ave in Columbia Heights, in the Total Health Square, which ironically contains a Domino's Pizza. When I think health, I think Dominos.

[Poogs]

I went to Yun Massage last week. They bought out the jewlery store that was next store and expanded into that space. They're open, but construction isn't quite finished, when I went there was a guy still working on the interior, sometimes loudly LOL. So that was distracting while trying to relax. Lady that did my massage wasn't a looker, massage wasn't great either. There was some plausible teasing, but didn't lead anywhere. I wasn't particularly interested based on her looks anyways. However while she had me flipped another lady came into the room to talk, she pretty hot, nice assets. I would maybe try to go there again if I could see the other lady but I guess YMMV.

Also tried Oriental Kungfu Massage recently. On Larpenteur right off Snelling. Decent looking lady. They offer futon massages if that's your thing. I opted for the regular table, they had some monkey bars looking thing above the table. She offered to walk on my back which I guess is what the bars are for, so that was interesting. Good massage, but not much teasing it seemed. Might be a legit only place.

Elm Massage on Central has been has a been a guaranteed L1 every time I've been there. I've had the same lady every time I've been and she does a nice job both with the massage and the ending. Seen a couple other ladies there that also look nice but haven't gotten a massage from them yet. But that's been my go to. AA massage added a photo of just a hot looking lady to their google profile recently. Could be a sign that they might offer more but it could just be bait.

Just looked up AA and saw those pics you were talking about, sometimes you have better luck at those places. I have never heard of Elm, is it newer?

[Anything Cool]

I went to Yun Massage last week. They bought out the jewlery store that was next store and expanded into that space. They're open, but construction isn't quite finished, when I went there was a guy still working on the interior, sometimes loudly LOL. So that was distracting while trying to relax. Lady that did my massage wasn't a looker, massage wasn't great either. There was some plausible teasing, but didn't lead anywhere. I wasn't particularly interested based on her looks anyways. However while she had me flipped another lady came into the room to talk, she pretty hot, nice assets. I would maybe try to go there again if I could see the other lady but I guess YMMV.

Also tried Oriental Kungfu Massage recently. On Larpenteur right off Snelling. Decent looking lady. They offer futon massages if that's your thing. I opted for the regular table, they had some monkey bars looking thing above the table. She offered to walk on my back which I guess is what the bars are for, so that was interesting. Good massage, but not much teasing it seemed. Might be a legit only place.

Elm Massage on Central has been has a been a guaranteed L1 every time I've been there. I've had the same lady every time I've been and she does a nice job both with the massage and the ending. Seen a couple other ladies there that also look nice but haven't gotten a massage from them yet. But that's been my go to. AA massage added a photo of just a hot looking lady to their google profile recently. Could be a sign that they might offer more but it could just be bait.

T Massage was once a sure thing for L1. I probably will give Yun Massage a try. I always thought that T Massage felt cramped. Expanding into the space next door is a good idea. Probably will wait a few weeks until the remodel is finished.

Oriental Kungfu is legit. The girl who works there Ashley is very sweet. My shoulder was messed up and I went there and she fixed it. A good choice for a legit massage.

[Skully741]

The Diamond joint you're referring to is now AA Massage. Haven't been myself, so I have no clue if it's still that quality.

Also, quick update for everyone. T Massage looks like it re-opened under new management. It's now Yun Massage. I doubt it'll offer, but who knows. I'm not visiting any AMP's round here anytime soon unfortunately.

I went to Yun Massage last week. They bought out the jewlery store that was next store and expanded into that space. They're open, but construction isn't quite finished, when I went there was a guy still working on the interior, sometimes loudly LOL. So that was distracting while trying to relax. Lady that did my massage wasn't a looker, massage wasn't great either. There was some plausible teasing, but didn't lead anywhere. I wasn't particularly interested based on her looks anyways. However while she had me flipped another lady came into the room to talk, she pretty hot, nice assets. I would maybe try to go there again if I could see the other lady but I guess YMMV.

Also tried Oriental Kungfu Massage recently. On Larpenteur right off Snelling. Decent looking lady. They offer futon massages if that's your thing. I opted for the regular table, they had some monkey bars looking thing above the table. She offered to walk on my back which I guess is what the bars are for, so that was interesting. Good massage, but not much teasing it seemed. Might be a legit only place.

Elm Massage on Central has been has a been a guaranteed L1 every time I've been there. I've had the same lady every time I've been and she does a nice job both with the massage and the ending. Seen a couple other ladies there that also look nice but haven't gotten a massage from them yet. But that's been my go to. AA massage added a photo of just a hot looking lady to their google profile recently. Could be a sign that they might offer more but it could just be bait.

[BurtForPres]

Nothing wrong with asking about how the service is at a closed place. Especially since Maple and Summer had some fun girls, if they go somewhere else it's good to know what you can expect. I will have to check out Rose in Burnsville. I am traveling to Milwaukee next weekend and I'm going to hit up at least 2 places, one on the way there and one on the way home, just to see if any there are worth the drive.

I remember a place called Diamond Spa or something like that, it's off County Road B I believe in St Paul. I went there once and got a very enthusiastic L1, on the flip she sat between my legs and had me covered with the towel, spread my legs and massaged the area around the groin, until her hands went under the towel and she finished me. I only went once, I believe a few others here didn't have the same luck I did. I don't know what I would be doing differently other than getting a girl who is into it so YMMV. I'm thinking about going back to try again next week. I can update after.

The Diamond joint you're referring to is now AA Massage. Haven't been myself, so I have no clue if it's still that quality.

Also, quick update for everyone. T Massage looks like it re-opened under new management. It's now Yun Massage. I doubt it'll offer, but who knows. I'm not visiting any AMP's round here anytime soon unfortunately.

[Poogs]

Rose Massage is run by Helen, opened up in Tonka a year+ ago, had a cutie or two working there, usually I play roulette and don't ask names and jump around to whatever places this board recommended until I went to Rose. Hannah was my go to, I felt she was the best looking AMP gal in town so I just kept going back, massage and L1 won't blow your mind but my preference is attractive over Massage or L1 quality, I'm not there for the massage and L1 is L1 at the end of the day.

Long story short, they got shutdown in Tonka and replaced by No Happy Endings "Jade Massage" while Rose moved to Burnsville. Fuzzy on the timeline but at one point Helen lost the Tonka girls rumor was that they weren't licensed and got in some sort of trouble over that, again unsure.

Rose is now in Burnsville with a few new gals, have not gone to see any of them myself, but knowing she had a few cuties in Tonka means I'll be making my way there soon here to see what the new lineup has to offer.

That's pretty much why I wanted further opinions on Summer / Maple cause at the moment I'm back to playing roulette and getting L1 from grannies. If I hear so and so from one of those shops pops up somewhere, based on the posters here, I'll prob go check it out.

Prob not news to the board but went to Vita in Shoreview a few weeks back, easy L1, you don't even have to hint, but prototypical 60 something masseuse.

Nothing wrong with asking about how the service is at a closed place. Especially since Maple and Summer had some fun girls, if they go somewhere else it's good to know what you can expect. I will have to check out Rose in Burnsville. I am traveling to Milwaukee next weekend and I'm going to hit up at least 2 places, one on the way there and one on the way home, just to see if any there are worth the drive.

I remember a place called Diamond Spa or something like that, it's off County Road B I believe in St Paul. I went there once and got a very enthusiastic L1, on the flip she sat between my legs and had me covered with the towel, spread my legs and massaged the area around the groin, until her hands went under the towel and she finished me. I only went once, I believe a few others here didn't have the same luck I did. I don't know what I would be doing differently other than getting a girl who is into it so YMMV. I'm thinking about going back to try again next week. I can update after.

[Mnguy372]

Went to King's at open because it's always pretty much a guarantee. Saw the chubbier girl, I think she was the only one there, it was dead when I got there. I have seen the skinnier of the two twice before, she went topless for me on second time. The chubby girl today did L1 finish, 6. 5/10 massage. Right on the flip she whipped her tits out, they were nice IMHO. She grabbed my hand and made me touch them, guessing so she can demand a tip, I was wrong, took her a bit to get me close, then she edged me, I said I was about to bust, she stopped and talked to me about money. It was 4 plus the 30 min fee. She went back to work, which ended up taking even longer. All in all got jerked for over 10 minutes by my estimate. She started making sex noises to get me going, it was kind of funny and I started laughing and she did too, then immediately switched her attitude and focused entirely on my whole package.

I'd recommend. I don't tend to ask for names unless the person is really good and I want to see them again, normally I enjoy playing roulette and seeing what I get.

Is Rose the name of a place or a provider? I've seen it tossed around here before but don't really know all the details.

Rose Massage is run by Helen, opened up in Tonka a year+ ago, had a cutie or two working there, usually I play roulette and don't ask names and jump around to whatever places this board recommended until I went to Rose. Hannah was my go to, I felt she was the best looking AMP gal in town so I just kept going back, massage and L1 won't blow your mind but my preference is attractive over Massage or L1 quality, I'm not there for the massage and L1 is L1 at the end of the day.

Long story short, they got shutdown in Tonka and replaced by No Happy Endings "Jade Massage" while Rose moved to Burnsville. Fuzzy on the timeline but at one point Helen lost the Tonka girls rumor was that they weren't licensed and got in some sort of trouble over that, again unsure.

Rose is now in Burnsville with a few new gals, have not gone to see any of them myself, but knowing she had a few cuties in Tonka means I'll be making my way there soon here to see what the new lineup has to offer.

That's pretty much why I wanted further opinions on Summer / Maple cause at the moment I'm back to playing roulette and getting L1 from grannies. If I hear so and so from one of those shops pops up somewhere, based on the posters here, I'll prob go check it out.

Prob not news to the board but went to Vita in Shoreview a few weeks back, easy L1, you don't even have to hint, but prototypical 60 something masseuse.

[Poogs]

For one, there isn't much chatter here right now in general, so what does it matter?

For two, if they reopen under a new name / location in the future a la Rose it's nice to know if it was run of the mill granny L1 or not.

Got some spots in MN to discuss by chance?

Went to King's at open because it's always pretty much a guarantee. Saw the chubbier girl, I think she was the only one there, it was dead when I got there. I have seen the skinnier of the two twice before, she went topless for me on second time. The chubby girl today did L1 finish, 6. 5/10 massage. Right on the flip she whipped her tits out, they were nice IMHO. She grabbed my hand and made me touch them, guessing so she can demand a tip, I was wrong, took her a bit to get me close, then she edged me, I said I was about to bust, she stopped and talked to me about money. It was 4 plus the 30 min fee. She went back to work, which ended up taking even longer. All in all got jerked for over 10 minutes by my estimate. She started making sex noises to get me going, it was kind of funny and I started laughing and she did too, then immediately switched her attitude and focused entirely on my whole package.

I'd recommend. I don't tend to ask for names unless the person is really good and I want to see them again, normally I enjoy playing roulette and seeing what I get.

Is Rose the name of a place or a provider? I've seen it tossed around here before but don't really know all the details.

[Mnguy372]

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

For one, there isn't much chatter here right now in general, so what does it matter?

For two, if they reopen under a new name / location in the future a la Rose it's nice to know if it was run of the mill granny L1 or not.

Got some spots in MN to discuss by chance?

[Poogs]

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

What are some places that are open to talk about?

[BarOfSoap]

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

[Poogs]

Also there was this lady named Casey who started at Maple and ended up at Summer, back when she worked at Maple she would come into the room sometimes unannounced, sometimes with another woman while I was getting my massage and they would stand in the room and talk with the person massaging me. I know that isn't for everyone but having all these women standing around me while I'm flipped naked was always a huge turn on for me and I think she might have known that.

[Poogs]

As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

One of the girls there tried to steal from me, but before that I had some fun times. There was one girl that was there very briefly that did my one and only L2 ever. Normally I don't go past L1 but she was persistent and not too bad looking. Like another person said, normally you always got something unless you were a weirdo and most of them would get naked or topless. The last time I visited, which was a few weeks before close, I got some fun butt stuff with a girl I had seen there twice while she was fully nude. I will and won't miss it LOL.