Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**BigCocoa** · 07-01-25 14:05

Just a quick PSA regarding Craigslist providers or any provider for that matter: make sure you checking the addresses you are given for your provider of choice. Don't just accept the GPS route, also search for a picture of the store front.

Kissimmee has a few suspect spots. I googled one spot a female provider gave me via text and it was for a barbershop. When I pressed her about the person texting me said the female masseuse had a private room in the back of barbershop (lmao). I have been in the backroom of many a barbershops and none remotely looked like they could be turned into a Spa setting (a card game room sure)

Listen to your spider sense fellas.

Stay Safe.

BC.

**GalBi** · 06-26-25 14:09

Setup an appointment with her through text same day. She gave me the motel address and set a time. Went through storm and rain to get ghosted the rest of the night. She calls back the next day saying it was not ok to not respond to me and asked to meet. Won't risk driving through I-4 traffic for nothing again.

**BigCocoa** · 06-26-25 13:13

Just ask for the other lady, tell them you're interested in variety and would consider a 4 hand massage.

Stay Safe.

BC.

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Interesting did not realize there was 2 ladies there. I thought it was only one since it was a private apartment. Want to try again but I'm afraid of drawing the short end of the stick again.

**ShokDJ** · 06-26-25 13:11

Originally Posted by BigCocoa [View Original Post]

There are two ladies and it sounds you got the other one. Either way we all have our preferences and the ladies do to hence the YMMV from provider to provider. For instance I went to a popular LMP an had booked one girl but they switched for another who provided a decent massage but she only offered me L1 extras when I know the spa offers L3, to the point a heard the masseuse in the next room getting her (expensive) innards readjusted by some lucky monger. So sometimes in this hobby we take a Loss.

Stay Safe.

BC.

Interesting did not realize there was 2 ladies there. I thought it was only one since it was a private apartment. Want to try again but I'm afraid of drawing the short end of the stick again.

**BigCocoa** · 06-26-25 07:49

There are two ladies and it sounds you got the other one. Either way we all have our preferences and the ladies do to hence the YMMV from provider to provider. For instance I went to a popular LMP an had booked one girl but they switched for another who provided a decent massage but she only offered me L1 extras when I know the spa offers L3, to the point a heard the masseuse in the next room getting her (expensive) innards readjusted by some lucky monger. So sometimes in this hobby we take a Loss.

Stay Safe.

BC.

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Thick is not the word I would use for her. She's heavy up top with a small ass. Like I said massage was decent but won't be repeat personally since she's not my type.

**ShokDJ** · 06-25-25 23:17

Originally Posted by BigCocoa [View Original Post]

She's a thick solidly built Latina (who gives good effort and enjoys what she does if your HYGIENE is good and you're not a butt head (remember these ladies are people and YMMV). But if you relax and let her do her thing she'll release all of your balled up stress. She was at another spa on the Eastside for a while and like a few other girls have branched out on her own. But again I stress if you are respectful and let her do her thing, she will L2 so well your butt whole may whistle.

Stay Safe.

BC.

Thick is not the word I would use for her. She's heavy up top with a small ass. Like I said massage was decent but won't be repeat personally since she's not my type.

**VenecosWing** · 06-25-25 17:30

I know that most of the people in this forum are males. But has any women had any experience Brett? Looking for a surprise massage to my GF. https://orlando.craigslist.org/hws/d...860657837.html

**BigCocoa** · 06-25-25 08:25

Originally Posted by Libertad86 [View Original Post]

How big? Age range?

She's a thick solidly built Latina (who gives good effort and enjoys what she does if your HYGIENE is good and you're not a butt head (remember these ladies are people and YMMV). But if you relax and let her do her thing she'll release all of your balled up stress. She was at another spa on the Eastside for a while and like a few other girls have branched out on her own. But again I stress if you are respectful and let her do her thing, she will L2 so well your butt whole may whistle.

Stay Safe.

BC.

**Libertad86** · 06-24-25 11:23

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Decent massage and extras available. Won't repeat she's bigger than what I prefer.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/hws/d...860353969.html

How big? Age range?

**Blk52Jeesus** · 06-23-25 17:30

Originally Posted by ButterNuts23 [View Original Post]

Amazing to me how for a select few the menu is wide open but for the rest of us our experience is more like the one posted above.

Hanna is the key. She is literally the gatekeeper of the other ladies. I recommend scheduling with her and after a session or 2 if she likes you she will set you up with the other ladies.

**ShokDJ** · 06-23-25 15:56

Decent massage and extras available. Won't repeat she's bigger than what I prefer.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/hws/d...860353969.html

**LuvGourmet** · 06-22-25 14:46

Originally Posted by ButterNuts23 [View Original Post]

Amazing to me how for a select few the menu is wide open but for the rest of us our experience is more like the one posted above.

Agree with you 100%. Had similar experience as previous poster you refer to.

**SirJohn1** · 06-22-25 14:11

Originally Posted by ButterNuts23 [View Original Post]

Amazing to me how for a select few the menu is wide open but for the rest of us our experience is more like the one posted above.

Well there aren't to many people that will tell you when they wasted their money. But, there are bunch of variables to every situation. Then there's the fact that everyone's standards and expectation of service levels are all over the place.

**Jan Gorzo** · 06-22-25 11:19

Can you clear your mailbox?

Originally Posted by Blk52Jeesus [View Original Post]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...452&viewfull=1#post7317452.

**ButterNuts23** · 06-21-25 17:07

Originally Posted by SirJohn1 [View Original Post]

A quick trip on the Google machine got me everything I needed. Had a dream there just a bit ago.

The location is along obt near Lancaster. Texting I assume Hanna and told Carolina is available. Set time show up. Told to go to 134. However in the glass door to the right of unit 134 that leads to the hallway, appeared my masseuse. Nothing special but cleaning looking, thick, and unassumingly pretty. Get the business out of the way and on to the table. LED me to another office which matched the photos I saw online and in other cl ads I saw while searching. All of these offices along the exterior have an outer public facing entrance along with entrances inside the hallway. So you could park in another less exposed spot and make entrance how you see appropriate.

Massage was between decent and good. Oil smelled like canola oil. Rub rub rub and to the flip. About 3 pumps of oil and she's strokin. She's wearing some type of compression garment under her out fit which I felt through her clothes while I was face down. Asked to eat her ass and / or pussy and was denied. She lifted her shirt and unsnapped her compression garment to expose her tots. Decent tits, a bit of a suck and a lick. Still stroking. Not really feeling it as I was hoping to see a big ass spread open. Finished and cleaned up. Offered water and away I went.

I did ask about the impenetrable suit of amor she was wearing and she just said. "sue-jew-re" not sure if it was bullshit or not. Not even sure who I saw was Carolina. Eden spa did the same thing; using the same name for broads which worked if you were new because you had no point of reference.

Anyway. 60 for the door and 100 for the tip. Stupid me paid up front for the tip because I didn't.

Amazing to me how for a select few the menu is wide open but for the rest of us our experience is more like the one posted above.