Massage Parlor Reports

**Asphalt** · 06-26-25 17:21

Thank you to those that replied to my questions about those links. You have saved me time and money. I have a couple of reports to post when I have time.

Does anyone else get kicked out of USG that they end up signing in 4 times or so then blocked for 15 minutes for using the wrong PW? Site will welcome me then then next screen that pops up it wants me to sign in again. Sure makes it difficult to post.

**TJ2617** · 06-26-25 16:15

Originally Posted by PocketBook [View Original Post]

The Thai spots I used to frequent were HJ-only far as I could tell. Met my former atf at Thai yoga in Venice, off Lincoln. It's this tiny, hole-in-the-wall shop that's squeezed in next to a tailorshop. I only ever used the front door if all I wanted was a legit massage; they usually do the yoga-esque stretching thing that I enioy and associate with Thai massage. Back entrance is all the privacy you'll get, shop is too tiny for anything else than curtained little sections. Music's at least loud enough that you can almost ignore the pair next to you.

Anyway, she stopped working there and I stopped visiting. Would see her at this Thai place in the same plaza as the.

El Pollo Loco and the body care shop, you know the one, off SM. (Hint, its the shop with the mms with the lazy eye. It's startling if you're not expecting it, but the mms is relatively nice all things considered).

*strong disclaimer* YMMV. Far as I know I'll be extremely thankful to find this kinda service again.

Iirc, house fee is something like. 5 for 30 min, . 7 for hr. Used to be. 6 but they raised prices in 2024. My atf was asking for $ for the hour and I was happy to pay it. Massage was an excruciatingly thorough 8 9/10 massage, followed by a very specific gooch / taint stretching routine that always had me panting like a dog. Worked up to prostate massage sometimes (which was lowkey terrifying considering she had these semi-done nails. Nothing super long or crazy, but long enough to make you wonder how the hell did I not have some sorta rectal tearing). Would almost always grant utc access, even let me leave hickies all over her tits and thighs. I'm not dumb enough to declare that I could finger her to orgasm while she worked my dick, but at the very least, she was a convincing actor. Probably could've coaxed her to try FS, but either I didn't flash enough cash or she was too nervous because the shop had been inspected too recently.

Sadly, she's out of Cali 6-8 months out of the year and probably isn't coming back any time soon. Service has also dropped off ever so slightly. Maybe it's my own fault for not staying a "loyal" customer while she's away. Other providers are average to decent, but just haven't hit that same magic. I also don't get into LA enough these days to make the trip when she is randomly in town.

Oh, and there's another Thai spot that does HJ across the street from Coco Aro. You'll find my thoughts on that place a few months back.

So for Thai Yoga on lincoln, I have to go in the back entrance if I want a HJ?

**PriscillaM** · 06-25-25 18:22

Does anyone know if Vanessa is still there. I am now working at the Bristol farms fish counter down the block and want to go back, but am barred if Vanessa is still there.

I saw a dude roll in there in his wheelchair the other day.

**PriscillaM** · 06-25-25 11:12

Originally Posted by TomTomS [View Original Post]

LOL, the A / C was so strong it blew our door open, had to deadbolt it shut 😜. My Bella is great service but no table shower 🚿 so opted. 5 for half hour (. 7 hr).

Something's missing from this review.

Who, when, where, what, how much.

**SabertoothPeni** · 06-25-25 08:37

Originally Posted by TomTomS [View Original Post]

LOL, the A / C was so strong it blew our door open, had to deadbolt it shut 😜. My Bella is great service but no table shower 🚿 so opted. 5 for half hour (. 7 hr).

Haha. I had the same issue. The room closest to the street.

**TomTomS-Shill** · 06-25-25 01:48

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This is the new joint on overland just north of palms.

Has a / c and a mamasan into quality control.

Not sure who came up with the name.

LOL, the A / C was so strong it blew our door open, had to deadbolt it shut 😜. My Bella is great service but no table shower 🚿 so opted. 5 for half hour (. 7 hr).

**PocketBook** · 06-25-25 01:43

Originally Posted by TJ2617 [View Original Post]

Yes, which Thai spots are the best? I went to Buda Thai Massage in West LA last year but got nothing extra.

The Thai spots I used to frequent were HJ-only far as I could tell. Met my former atf at Thai yoga in Venice, off Lincoln. It's this tiny, hole-in-the-wall shop that's squeezed in next to a tailorshop. I only ever used the front door if all I wanted was a legit massage; they usually do the yoga-esque stretching thing that I enioy and associate with Thai massage. Back entrance is all the privacy you'll get, shop is too tiny for anything else than curtained little sections. Music's at least loud enough that you can almost ignore the pair next to you.

Anyway, she stopped working there and I stopped visiting. Would see her at this Thai place in the same plaza as the.

El Pollo Loco and the body care shop, you know the one, off SM. (Hint, its the shop with the mms with the lazy eye. It's startling if you're not expecting it, but the mms is relatively nice all things considered).

*strong disclaimer* YMMV. Far as I know I'll be extremely thankful to find this kinda service again.

Iirc, house fee is something like. 5 for 30 min, . 7 for hr. Used to be. 6 but they raised prices in 2024. My atf was asking for $ for the hour and I was happy to pay it. Massage was an excruciatingly thorough 8 9/10 massage, followed by a very specific gooch / taint stretching routine that always had me panting like a dog. Worked up to prostate massage sometimes (which was lowkey terrifying considering she had these semi-done nails. Nothing super long or crazy, but long enough to make you wonder how the hell did I not have some sorta rectal tearing). Would almost always grant utc access, even let me leave hickies all over her tits and thighs. I'm not dumb enough to declare that I could finger her to orgasm while she worked my dick, but at the very least, she was a convincing actor. Probably could've coaxed her to try FS, but either I didn't flash enough cash or she was too nervous because the shop had been inspected too recently.

Sadly, she's out of Cali 6-8 months out of the year and probably isn't coming back any time soon. Service has also dropped off ever so slightly. Maybe it's my own fault for not staying a "loyal" customer while she's away. Other providers are average to decent, but just haven't hit that same magic. I also don't get into LA enough these days to make the trip when she is randomly in town.

Oh, and there's another Thai spot that does HJ across the street from Coco Aro. You'll find my thoughts on that place a few months back.

**HonoluluGuy-Shill account** · 06-23-25 17:39

As usual, it's always a hard choice of which girl to go with here because they've got all different flavors and styles and they're all great, which is pretty much a dream come true. Candy and Kimi are fantastic and I've seen them both multiple times, but I got the lowdown on Pink and saw the last few reviews and corroborated that with info on her skillset and I was on my way over there. Once in Castle Anthrax, just warm hugs and hellos from all the girls because they are just the best and professional and want you to have a great time first and foremost most. I get settled in my room sitting on the table in my birthday suit ready to go because once they come in the room we are immediately underway. Pink is very well described. Face is a little bit girl next door but super cute with small features and once you get up close and you look into those eyes and smiles and suck that face you just become seriously attracted to this girl. Pull down the top and there are those mega headlights you guys are talking about. I am seriously mind blown by every girl's tits at this place and these are likely the best yet. You can't beat perfect, you can only tie it but holy shit yet another Big exquisite pair to bounce and they are so incredibly soft and real. It's unbelievable. She pulls her dress up and rubs that cute little round tucked butt on my junk and I'm just like let's get it on. In this position, I pull her head back and we start making out while I feel her tits and she's rubbing my cock between her ass cheeks and this is a fantastic start. All things must move along, so I spin her around as I'm feeling her up, kissing her up, and I'm all the way up. I lay her down to lick that clean snatch up and down and get her to go crazy. Help her up and she drops down for a BBBJ. The skills are mind blowing and I'm trying to fathom how that tiny mouth can even fit me in with no teeth, but this unicorn just almost crushes me right away. She's sucking me to the point I think I might get a hickey on my dick but feels fantastic and I'm reaching down playing with those incredible breasts. I would like to stay in this position for the rest of my life, but the cover must go on and I must see this girl bounce on me and in the mirror from every angle because every angle is so fucking righteous. I had to start with standing Mish first just to know what the feels we're going to be like and she let me know she's got a fist down there that*can make it feel however I want. So I decide I will come back to this position later on and I have her get on top and start the riding and she's smiling dropping down to kiss me and I'm moving her back up to feel and watch those beautiful sweater puppies bounce and bounce. I turn her before she finishes me here and I have to bounce (leave). Get her in doggy to bounce the nice and round tucked butt and enjoy the push back and squeezing and I am again amazed she can take it all and still squeeze so tight. I have her put her shoes on and bend her over the table facing the mirror and watch her cute happy face looking at me as she leans up so I can see her tits bounce. Could have lost it but wanted to go normal mish for some loving GFE make out session and then back to the beginning for some deep thrusting tight squeezing standing mish. Holding on for dear life I pull her up, rip the cover off and sit down and she starts slow and ramps me up to max explosion in her mouth. Jaw dropping satisfaction. I simply cannot ask for more. Go have this super sexy skilled little unicorn own you.

**PriscillaM** · 06-23-25 16:43

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36306/

I am curious if she gives the extras? And what kind?

Ad is way too classy and no prices given on her ad. Way too many reviews about the therapeutic quality of the massage and not enough about how she tickles the gooch.

**MassMe** · 06-23-25 14:59

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36306/

I am curious if she gives the extras? And what kind?

**SHDot** · 06-23-25 14:30

If you want to hear the end of my previous Latinascapade it ended in Santa Ana. Sub-30 Columbian hottie from miami with bolt-on Ds that could pass as natty, great ass, and a fun time. Great English, titty chandelier and other tats all over. BBBJ, most positions, HJ. Very accommodating. Look for Ruby in Du Calme. She gets a lot of love in the OC thread here and elsewhere.

Had a load to drop so decided to hit up the new spot, essential. They seem to market aggressively on google so I'm worried about them but they are in a quiet place. Walk into a lobby smaller than a 2 k apt in NY and am immediately clocked as Chinese by Yuyu once she opens the door.

Yuyu is petite asf and wearing a tiny pink skirt. I'd clock her as 35+, but big eyes, small face. Cute but in like a "your next door tiny MILF" way. Soft Bs on a small 5'2 frame, fair skin but somewhat thin hair. She immediately asks if I want a hh or a full h, I pull out the. 5 for the hh but then she gets right to the point and asks for $$ for the whole operation. I'm curious and ready to fuck so I agree. I ask to see the lineup but she whines at me that its her third day here and she wants some action. Then, she tells me the other gal is busy. Whatever.

Massage is actually pretty good, strong on the knots and she can find them. She wants to impress. Chat a bit but beware that she has not started her duolingo and her engrish is worse than an autistic 2 year old. Do that for about 15 and we're ready to go. She offers BBBJ or CBJ and I opt for CBJ since I'm feeling ready to burst and maybe a bit more cautious about the new places and its goood. She got experience for sure. Very little teeth, smooth DT but could give me more suction fasho. Move on to doggy, she's tight and vocal and cums twice as I start off slow before banging her bushy pussy like ICE is at the door. She's got a grippable waist and a cute bouncy ass which is more than some of these younger 20 yo Asians can claim themselves. She looks great from behind, although I bust before switching positions. That mf bouncy ass.

No kissing, 69, or rim but I'm ok with that for a first time. Part of me wants to opt in on the safer side for now. Hope the menu opens up more later on.

Will repeat but maybe not for Yuyu. A good introduction to a new spot but hoping the talent ups a bit. $$ is a bit steep for a woman of her caliber, but at least she is like a solid 6/10 for a 30+ year old. Part of me wants to see her again to try her in other positions but she is older than I'd like. Should have asked to see the other gal.

BTW if anyone knows a spot that will peg you if you bring the right hardware, let me know. Curious if that's ever an option.

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-25 20:44

This is the new joint on overland just north of palms.

Has a / c and a mamasan into quality control.

Not sure who came up with the name.

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-25 20:43

Originally Posted by Chex1138 [View Original Post]

Save your time and money with Gabrielle. She's been reviewed here before but essentially she's just miserable. Hates her life, hates massaging and will let it be known. Mediocre massage and a jackhammer finish with no sensual touch at all. Just points at your dick and says "this too?" Like a diner waitress.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45207/

Gabrielle is a tragedy that not even shakespeare could write. Ethnically, she has the ability and proclivity to make bank at this and relieve the stress of guys on the westside in a decent pad in palms.

However, she is an angry / depressive type. Life has past her by without the whole marriage / kids / losing money in crypto pattern. She is probably unable to breed. Everything pisses her off. She was open during the worst of covid. I went and she was pissed because she could not get in to some program as there was limited slots available due to the deadly virus. Another time I mentioned that a friend just died from ALS and that pissed her off because some ex of hers called her and told her that he was dying from something and her tood to the ex was like why are you telling me? She does not get dressed up for the gig, most of the times she is ratty sweats and her hair done up like she is big mike at trump's first inaugural. And yes, when you flip over she actually will point at your penor and say "do you want this".

Now, some dude is going to post about how he has received 75 handjobs from her, one better than the next.

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-25 19:06

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

Has anyone had experiences with these providers?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/47938/

seems to be in the ass end of the ass valley. has resting AOC face. wants 200 for starters - which is a bad sign, if she offers more, you are paying over 300. no idea but i would avoid, especially until summer is over. no a/c in the shitbag apartment would leave me dehydrated enough to take the free water.

Link does not work.

**PriscillaM** · 06-22-25 18:43

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44572/

She wanted a. 5 deposit for an outcall and I'm against that. I might text her back to see if she wants a deposit for an incall.

I texted her and got an odd vibe - but she is on the westside and mongering on the westside has been as challenging as making state of the art russian air defense arrays perform against an awacs system.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40564/

Nice looking and dressed as if extras were on the way but it was not to be. No repeat.

dead giveaway - the picture has a massage table without more types of hand lube and rubbing alcohol than there are known variants of hot pockets in the observable universe.

I refuse to pay market fish rates for ling cod.