Massage Parlor Reports

[HumbleChap]

Save up some cash and get out of town.

Just back from NY. So many spas. Open til 2/ all night. Pretty girls and insane service.

Don't pay $200 here for the garbage service we get. Take a holiday.

[Anything Cool]

Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.

I don't think a subscription to Rubmaps is worth it. It was never heavily used in the Twin Cites and there is not much local information. Might be worth a month if you have travel plans to check out what is available at your destination.

I think there are two reasons why things have been slow in the forum recently. The technical difficulties that made accessing the site difficult. Can't post if you can't get to the site. Those issues appear to be fixed.

The second reason is there is not a lot to discuss. The two best AMPs Maple Leaf and Summer have been closed. Even some old reliable places are changing. I have been going to Harmony Massage in Shoreview since they opened in 2016. I have never left without L1 until today. I think it might be under new management and is no legit. It was disappointing. All I wanted to do was get out of the hear, get a halfway decent massage and a handy. I guess it wasn't in the cards today.

Eventually something will replace Maple Leaf and Summer until that time I don't think there will be much to talk about regarding AMPs.

[OnlyMe1234]

It's been beyond useless at least for the midwest for 3+ years now. Maybe 1 review / month (and usually Mankato or Rochester), dead forum, no site updates / improvements. Used to be so active. May be worth subbing for a month if you are going to a larger metro area.

Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.

[WiseTraveler]

Anyone subscribe to rubmaps? Are the reviews worth anything? Feels like if you're going to sub to something you go TER but that doesn't cover AMPs at all. Curious because this is the only resource I use at the moment but it seems like activity has been down significantly lately.

It's been beyond useless at least for the midwest for 3+ years now. Maybe 1 review / month (and usually Mankato or Rochester), dead forum, no site updates / improvements. Used to be so active. May be worth subbing for a month if you are going to a larger metro area.

[Mnguy372]

Anyone subscribe to rubmaps? Are the reviews worth anything? Feels like if you're going to sub to something you go TER but that doesn't cover AMPs at all. Curious because this is the only resource I use at the moment but it seems like activity has been down significantly lately.

[Rambo21]

I tried a second visit. Got the same Asian lady. I think her name is Lydia.

It turns out she knows how to massage to improve circulation in my legs. I will see her again just for that. I noticed an improvement in swelling around my ankles.

With about 15 minutes to go, I asked her if she flips her clients.

She said she would flip me, but wanted me to understand there are no extras at the shop. She said a few months ago, one of the workers got fired for going topless during a massage.

The shop owner seems like a no-BS kind of boss. If the policy is no extras, then I doubt any ladies can get away with it.

Have any of you had a different experience there recently?

[MplsMatt47]

https://adultsearch.com/us/minnesota...y-rubs/3653455

I arrived at an office building and when I was given the room number I realized I had seen an different massage lady at the same location. For 30 minutes, I was quoted $125 for a legit massage, $200 for a hand job, and $250 for a hand job with mutual touching and topless.

I picked the $200 option. Got undressed and the massage began. Conversation was pretty good. That was the only good part of the visit.

The massage was just some rubbing around my back. She stopped the massage and started picked at a few small blackheads on my back. The massage was neither therapeutic or sensual. It was bad. I was hoping the flip might improve things. I would be wrong.

She flipped me with five minutes left. The only thing her hand touched on the front on my body was my dick. She was so robotic and disinterested that I hardly got hard, and I did not finish. It was really lame and boring.

After I got home, I sent her a text and said that while she has a sweet personality, she needs to greatly improve the therapeutic and sensual aspects of her massage. Crickets.

This team keeps switching up names and updating the pictures to avoid bad reviews. I assume they will keep it up, but sounds more challenging then building up a solid repeat class of clients. Avoid as I think this is all you will get from them. I also got a lot of attitude when I asked for my change due to such a poor experience and overpriced service.

[SmilinJack5640]

Honestly anywhere in Florida's big cities are pretty good with a good mix of old and young: Tampa, St. Petersburg, Sarasota, and Orlando are definitely up there (and they're so close to each other). Jacksonville if you're there for retirement, while Miami's good for Russians or Europeans (although it'll cost you), or if you want Latinas.

Chicago has some amazing agencies and parlors, and it's nearby too. I see more talent coming from NYC when I travel for business.

Texas is definitely hit and miss, but it's definitely riskier nowadays with the crime being a felony.

I can't recall if I already replied to this but as far as Texas goes, the SW (rgv) had many viable, wonderful and affordable options for many tastes. Speaking of the Mcallen area and a 30 minute drive you can get over to Reynosa if you want to take the risk but Progresso is a few more minute drive but a $2 parking fee and walk across and it's Latina pussy heaven. Locally, many Latina and Chinese massage options and full service will run about $260 for Asian and 300 for young, beautiful Latina. The Chinese are all in retail area with walk in options. Best strip bars in TX are the boom boom room in mission and the Texmex lounge in Edinburgh. Both full service available but much more selection at the TM. I've had full groping back and forth while sipping my beer and getting asked to dance privately. Just got to hit it at the right time.

[Rambo21]

https://adultsearch.com/us/minnesota...y-rubs/3653455

I arrived at an office building and when I was given the room number I realized I had seen an different massage lady at the same location. For 30 minutes, I was quoted $125 for a legit massage, $200 for a hand job, and $250 for a hand job with mutual touching and topless.

I picked the $200 option. Got undressed and the massage began. Conversation was pretty good. That was the only good part of the visit.

The massage was just some rubbing around my back. She stopped the massage and started picked at a few small blackheads on my back. The massage was neither therapeutic or sensual. It was bad. I was hoping the flip might improve things. I would be wrong.

She flipped me with five minutes left. The only thing her hand touched on the front on my body was my dick. She was so robotic and disinterested that I hardly got hard, and I did not finish. It was really lame and boring.

After I got home, I sent her a text and said that while she has a sweet personality, she needs to greatly improve the therapeutic and sensual aspects of her massage. Crickets.

[Mnguy372]

Anyone have intel on this one? Probably belongs on the Indy board but it seems pretty dead over there these days so taking my chances here.

https://tryst.link/massage/bittersweet20751

[HetDutchMan]

Hoping our traveling members may be willing to chime is as I am hoping to explore some new places.

Places I like and look forward to seeing include.

- Seattle. Korean and latinas are top notch.

- LA. Most girls are based out of here, so lots of variety.

- Phoenix. Cheap flights and lots of parlors. Escorts hit / miss.

- Orlando. Many NY, LA, and Miami girls visit here.

- Austin, TX. Hit / miss, but surprised by the beauties there.

Would avoid Boston and surrounding areas. Iowa and Wisconsin never seemed that great either.

Pretty curious why you would avoid Boston though. Definitely had some raids for the parlors / agencies here and there, but that's when they become too big. If you just stick to the smaller ones, it's way better with more talent too.

[HetDutchMan]

Hoping our traveling members may be willing to chime is as I am hoping to explore some new places.

Places I like and look forward to seeing include.

- Seattle. Korean and latinas are top notch.

- LA. Most girls are based out of here, so lots of variety.

- Phoenix. Cheap flights and lots of parlors. Escorts hit / miss.

- Orlando. Many NY, LA, and Miami girls visit here.

- Austin, TX. Hit / miss, but surprised by the beauties there.

Would avoid Boston and surrounding areas. Iowa and Wisconsin never seemed that great either.

Honestly anywhere in Florida's big cities are pretty good with a good mix of old and young: Tampa, St. Petersburg, Sarasota, and Orlando are definitely up there (and they're so close to each other). Jacksonville if you're there for retirement, while Miami's good for Russians or Europeans (although it'll cost you), or if you want Latinas.

Chicago has some amazing agencies and parlors, and it's nearby too. I see more talent coming from NYC when I travel for business.

Texas is definitely hit and miss, but it's definitely riskier nowadays with the crime being a felony.

[Deutsche205]

Hoping our traveling members may be willing to chime is as I am hoping to explore some new places.

Places I like and look forward to seeing include.

- Seattle. Korean and latinas are top notch.

- LA. Most girls are based out of here, so lots of variety.

- Phoenix. Cheap flights and lots of parlors. Escorts hit / miss.

- Orlando. Many NY, LA, and Miami girls visit here.

- Austin, TX. Hit / miss, but surprised by the beauties there.

Would avoid Boston and surrounding areas. Iowa and Wisconsin never seemed that great either.

[Mnguy372]

Based on your post, I decided to try Ban Sabi. When I called to make an appointment, the lady asked if I had ever been there before (no) and how I had learned about Ban Sabi. I just googled massage places in the area. She almost sounded suspicious.

When I arrived, the door was locked. I rang the bell and was let in after 30 seconds. The lady I talked to on the phone asked me more screening-type questions. I paid 100 for 45 minutes. Then, I was led to a room by a fairly attractive, thick young lady. She asked if I wanted a shower. I said no. Then she said your masseuse will be with you soon. So a few minutes later, another lady arrives and darkens the room. I am thinking this is going to be good.

The massage began, and it was neither therapeutic nor sensual. There was no pressure at all. We did strike up a decent conversation. After 40 minutes, she had not even flipped me, and nothing sensual had occurred except some half-hearted, lame light touch towards the end. I asked her if we could extend the session to an hour and have her massage from the front side. She left the room to ask her boss. She returned and said I would have to pay 80 for a half-hour minimum for a new session. I didn't have time, so that made it an easy decision.

As I was walking out I got a good look at her. She is a middle-aged Hmong woman, average looks, seemed shy and detached in the bright light.

Should I try another visit?

Only been there once, was recommended by someone else a month or two back so I'm not sure if it's a YMMV place or not. I also declined the shower.

I had a flip probably 15-20 minutes before the finish, odd she didn't flip you at all. I was surprised at the cost of the massage itself which is a big reason why I probably won't be back without someone saying they have some talent there.

Might have just been spooked or they got an uptick in calls because of my post?

[Rambo21]

Went to Ban Sabai recently, probably the most erotic AMP experience I've had in MN, still just L1 so don't get your hopes up from my intel. Anyone who has been there have recommendations for masseuses there? The one I got definitely was not my type and on the large side, but if they have a good variety there I'd give it another shot.

Relax has seen an uptick in posts lately and is now on my no go list. Successful first time albeit awkward, struck out last two. Wonder what happened there or if it's always been spotty, months back it was on a few guarantee lists that got posted here.

Based on your post, I decided to try Ban Sabi. When I called to make an appointment, the lady asked if I had ever been there before (no) and how I had learned about Ban Sabi. I just googled massage places in the area. She almost sounded suspicious.

When I arrived, the door was locked. I rang the bell and was let in after 30 seconds. The lady I talked to on the phone asked me more screening-type questions. I paid 100 for 45 minutes. Then, I was led to a room by a fairly attractive, thick young lady. She asked if I wanted a shower. I said no. Then she said your masseuse will be with you soon. So a few minutes later, another lady arrives and darkens the room. I am thinking this is going to be good.

The massage began, and it was neither therapeutic nor sensual. There was no pressure at all. We did strike up a decent conversation. After 40 minutes, she had not even flipped me, and nothing sensual had occurred except some half-hearted, lame light touch towards the end. I asked her if we could extend the session to an hour and have her massage from the front side. She left the room to ask her boss. She returned and said I would have to pay 80 for a half-hour minimum for a new session. I didn't have time, so that made it an easy decision.

As I was walking out I got a good look at her. She is a middle-aged Hmong woman, average looks, seemed shy and detached in the bright light.

Should I try another visit?