Massage Parlor Reports

[AyoHell]

Is it safe to assume that when visiting any of the places near Chinatown that it's all by appointment or can you walk in or both? As I travel around the US I see some places post phone numbers only and others include the address. What's the protocol and advice for someone who wants to visit GB or one of the other highly recommended locations in Chicago? Thanks!

Apartments (GB / BP) are appointment by texting the number. Usually they will get you the girl you ask for but not always. AMPs (orange, perfect, etc) you can make an appointment with less of a chance of seeing who you want, or ring the bell and pick from who's available. I always ask "any other girl?" before taking who they give me.

[SpaGuy21]

Is it safe to assume that when visiting any of the places near Chinatown that it's all by appointment or can you walk in or both? As I travel around the US I see some places post phone numbers only and others include the address. What's the protocol and advice for someone who wants to visit GB or one of the other highly recommended locations in Chicago? Thanks!

Pretty much all the storefront parlors (and brothels) will take walk-ins. No spot is going to turn away a quick buck. The advantage to calling ahead is getting a specific provider or during busy times of the day. Even then, there's a 40-50% chance these places will take a walk-in even though they might be double booked. Again, they aren't turning away money. On the flip side, not having an appointment and doing a walk-in allows you to scope out the talent without any commitment. Meaning you can walk if you don't like what you see. Any time I visit a spa I've never been, I prefer to do a walk in for that exact reason. And don't be shy, ask if there are other girls if you don't like who answered the door. It's your money, you're the boss, haha. I've learned, over time, not to give af about hurting feelings when asking for someone else.

[Headmasterstl]

Is it safe to assume that when visiting any of the places near Chinatown that it's all by appointment or can you walk in or both? As I travel around the US I see some places post phone numbers only and others include the address. What's the protocol and advice for someone who wants to visit GB or one of the other highly recommended locations in Chicago? Thanks!

[WBurton]

I will be visiting Chinatown soon and I would love any information about which parlors to visit. Please and thank you.

Chinatown area has the best options.

Orange Spa.

The Earth CHI.

Ashland Perfect.

Rose Spa.

Archer Spa.

Unwind Spa. Got a sexy BJ Girl M-W.

Just drive up Archer from Chinatown to 40th and Archer tons of options.

Plus you got great apartment options.

HKPD.

Blue Phoenix.

Green Buddha.

Red Lantern. S Western Location.

Google the names info will pop up.

[Satriani]

Said I'd take a break but at wburton convinced me to take a ride with yoyo at perfect 10.

I see what hype is about. Very cute, tits just out there being enticing, very flirty right from the door. Massage wasn't amazing but better than most, and it didn't last that long which is great.

Performance was very enthusiastic. Probably the most enthusiastic I've ever experienced. Did her best keeping it interesting switching between sucking, licking, balls, taint, nipples, even licked down thigh. BBBJ was too short though.

Only problem was it was a bit too rushed. You can tell she's used to getting guy in and out with efficiency. We also agreed to 230, I handed her 240 and she didn't bring me my change like every other therapist. Next time I'd just do 30.

Saw Alice the other day, and she stated that was her name although I didn't ask for YoYo. As reported she was enthusiastic and willing, BBJ, cfs 2 positions. She was persistent when I (as usual) had trouble performing. Really it was not her but age. She's a bit chubby with accessible d's. Did the full hour and she gave me a 10 minute warning. The clock started when was she was ready to start not when I walked in the door. I arrived at 10 their opening time, however I had to wait 10 minutes for her to finish with 1 of you, leading me to believe that that monger set up something before opening. As mentioned parking is free and easy.

[Impulse46]

I will be visiting Chinatown soon and I would love any information about which parlors to visit. Please and thank you.

[Amplitude]

I figured the Sox were going to postpone with the storm so gave this neighborhood stop a try.

Tiny one with a boob job and great eye contact answered the buzzer and said she was YoYo. Well ok let's give her a spin.

Honestly, too tiny for me. And a bit too much with sucking your nipples which really doesn't do it for me. But the girl patiently sucks your dick like she's made a new discovery. Banging didn't match up with our size difference so overall I won't repeat.

On the way out she introduced me to "Annis" but rtff it appears that was Alice. Pretty face with big naturals. The squad sirens literally right out the room window was a little disconcerting so I'll leave this place to you other craftsmen.

[WBurton]

I knew I was getting scammed! LOL.

Yeah that is bad business I referred like 30 people there and probably only half get YoYo never seen a house boss change all the girls name to YoYo.

Next time you go there ask for Alice and the YoYo you got will be Alice then say hey you owe me $10 and give me YoYo.

[Dinosaur9]

My man YoYo was off Monday & Tuesday so she could do her driving test but you banged Alice the other girl. Guess the spa is getting so many request for YoYo that they are telling Alice to also be YoYo but if you had a great time with Alice you will have an even better time with the real YoYo.

Message me I'll give you her direct number so next time you go there your experience is even better. When you go back get your $10 from Alice cause YoYo would never do that.

She is there until the end of June then I think going back to a House location.

I knew I was getting scammed! LOL.

[Dbry4281]

Popped in saw kiki, about 5'1, big ass, with tat on lower back, has a rose tatted on her lower stomach above the puss. Nice and shaved, man made d's, they are nice though, she's about 26, face looks like has a filter but is accurate on I. G. She gave a good massage head to toe, even a little face massage. Nice deep throat action. I hit it missionary, doggy, side ways, cowgirl. She can take a pounding. She took the 7 inch sausage with no problem, for 30 minutes. Great attitude, eye contact, and moaning. I can tell she's experienced in the business. I like her ass, for those ass men, she's got a big one for an Asian. She seems to work out her stomach is soild, little scar, but no big deal. I would recommend her to those who like good massages, big ass, big tits and like to pound hard. She also an sweet attitude. You want an experienced girl see her!

I saw mia on the way out she's not bad either looks a little younger in early 20's.

[YuhColoy]

Any good pro / legit massage place?

Near Ashland and Fullerton.

[WalkingHard]

I've never heard that ice is only going after those that have felonies in warrants maybe some of these girls have something they've done back in their country.

Nah, after the "No kings" protest they're going after shops now, especially those tied to Chicago alderman.

[Soulandis]

Anyone have any idea on spas with girls of color? Been a minute. Most of my fave spots are in flux now and time for something new. Need an actual spa / storefront as opposed to independent / agency / anything like that. Thanks.

Honestly, I've been craving this as well. I've gotten bored / over-saturated with the Asians, and it's hard to find a good Latina (would like to have more than the two options I got). Really just want to expand my palate in general.

Outside of Karly / BeBe at SXL / T-Pro, I'm not aware of any black girls at parlors. However, I did find this place a couple years ago called Hands of Gold MedSpa on rubmaps that's in Hazel Crest. Pretty fucking far. Most reviews are for black women and are generally positive, but at expensive prices. Which I'm not against even though pussy is pussy but I'd rather hit something other than an Asian for at least awhile so I'm not turned off by a premium.

However, the last review was in 2023, but I did find their Facebook, and it looks like they do travel massages / medspa stuff now and kinda look legit?? Unsure if they want to be publicly viewed as a serious business, but they offer extras under the table or fully transitioned away from SW. None of the girls on their Facebook jumped out to me as hot. Idk, I'm sure the travel fee might cost a pretty penny.

I wonder if the scenes in New York and Cali are better for this desire.

[Sukebe3]

From what I've heard is this week ICE hit a few of the North Side Spas. As soon as customer walked out the door they rushed in one of my spa owner friends told me. Guess all the spas are on edge because this and have seen text where some mongers are trying to extort these girls into free service or be turned into ICE personally see those text also. So a really rough time for the spa biz right now cause most of these girls are here on tourist 3-6 month visas and most have over stayed their welcome.

You single guys need to start marrying these girls for a fee so we can keep them here LOL.

I've never heard that ice is only going after those that have felonies in warrants maybe some of these girls have something they've done back in their country.

[WBurton]

Said I'd take a break but at wburton convinced me to take a ride with yoyo at perfect 10.

I see what hype is about. Very cute, tits just out there being enticing, very flirty right from the door. Massage wasn't amazing but better than most, and it didn't last that long which is great.

Performance was very enthusiastic. Probably the most enthusiastic I've ever experienced. Did her best keeping it interesting switching between sucking, licking, balls, taint, nipples, even licked down thigh. BBBJ was too short though.

Only problem was it was a bit too rushed. You can tell she's used to getting guy in and out with efficiency. We also agreed to 230, I handed her 240 and she didn't bring me my change like every other therapist. Next time I'd just do 30.

My man YoYo was off Monday & Tuesday so she could do her driving test but you banged Alice the other girl. Guess the spa is getting so many request for YoYo that they are telling Alice to also be YoYo but if you had a great time with Alice you will have an even better time with the real YoYo.

Message me I'll give you her direct number so next time you go there your experience is even better. When you go back get your $10 from Alice cause YoYo would never do that.

She is there until the end of June then I think going back to a House location.