Massage Parlor Reports

**BSinTo** · 06-11-25 15:22

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Red Lantern is RIP. However, the babies were safely delivered to Alderaan and Tatooine. So the days of having to bang grade c steaks at garden spa will soon be over.

Wharf has a girl named summer who is an early July 4 firecracker.

156* nuru on Westwood is of very limited functionality. Only Valentina and winter are sober enough to handle a cock. Savanna is drunk.

Goldfinger is my next target.

Based on your review, I visited Winter and was not impressed. She's somewhat cute with a decent enough body and friendly enough, but she gets a low mark for service. I had to keep asking her to slow down as it seemed like she was trying to rush. Even with the repeated requests, she kept increasing the pace and I was out in 30 minutes, when I had paid for the 50 minute experience. I may go back to try Valentina, unless they all give the rushed service.

**PriscillaM** · 06-11-25 15:10

I find aircraft carriers fascinating. They changed warfare much the way the trebuchet did. There is no way more effective to project military power and make it stick.

I assume being on one is a lot like this scene from top gun (the greatest two hour military commercial ever).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE

Now, as a fan of the far east, I wonder what it is like to be on a Chinese aircraft carried. Because I do not have high up friends in the CCP, I will probably never know.

However, the wharf on a Sunday comes close. I can't tell you how much I enjoy getting my cock stroked by summer and on one occasion my balls licked all the while:

1. Suki. That over the hill mamasan starts fucken yelling her head off the minute a monger rings the door and she finds out that the girl are eating that horrendous shit smelling foulness of Asian food that reeks the joint. She is like an air traffic controller in Syria during operation mole cricket 19.

2. Summer herself. She fucken has to leave the room at the apex of my boner to deal with staffing issues. One time, she left me with my dick touching the ceiling to finish off another monger fluffed by Bella.

3. the mongers who call on the phone and start a fucken dialog. For real, just ask who is there. The only worth it girls are yoyo, dora, and summer. Do not start asking about pricing, time availability, and the complete ethical bankruptcy of Greta Thunberg. These zippos hardly speak English. If I have to hold my cock to maintain a boner one more time while some monger asks if the 30 minute massage is really thirty minutes, I may start installing an AC unit at garden spa.

4. Mongers who come in and ask to use the head and ask if there is a shower and if the shower has soothing jets. Unreal.

Anyhow, wharf is totally chaotic. You will be lucky to be interrupted less than three times and except for a one time ball licking adventure, the place is tamer than red lantern during a shutdown.

**DSeanC-Shill Account** · 06-11-25 12:53

Originally Posted by AmpluckyCat [View Original Post]

Looks like TA struck gold again. I met Chloe a few months ago in a different city using a different name of course. I had three sessions with her, which is pretty unusual for me when I'm traveling. But, this lady is an absolute smoke show. She got one of the highest overall rankings I've ever given an AMP provider.

Provider Details: Beauty:4/5, Body:5/5, Personality:5/5, Service:4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 5.

Chloe is about 5'0" about 110 lbs. Absolutely gorgeous face; flawless features. Perfectly proportioned body; one of the best I've ever seen. Petite physique. Beautiful C's. Great nipples. Flat abs. Nice curves. Amazing ass. Lovely shaved kitty.

Her menu was quite extensive, but the most memorable thing for me was her TUMA action; she is really dedicated to her craft. During one session, while she was taking me deep in her throat, another provider entered the room to let me know that she wouldn't be able to join because she had another appointment. Without skipping a beat, Chloe simply waved her off with one hand while allowing me to penetrate her tonsils; no gag reflex.

I've seen the current reviews about her, and it doesn't seem like there's been in dip in her services. So, if you haven't experienced her yet, I would highly suggest that you pay her a visit. Apparently, she's going to be available until the end of the month.

I'm glad to hear she's here til EOM, will be seeing her again soon.

**LatchkeyKid** · 06-11-25 11:13

Abby is a very nice, attractive girl and has a good attitude which is always a plus. She came into the room and asked if I wanted the massage first, but I replied wanted that for later.

I immediately started feeling her nice ass over her skirt, then moved under the skirt. Abby took her clothes off and sat on the bed with her legs open, I could not resist kissing her sweet pussy, and then I started licking it. She liked that and seemed to really get into it. She let me lick her for about 5 minutes, and then she offered a 69. Man, that was nice. Tasting that sweet pussy with a great view, spanking that ass and rubbing her backdoor. That went on for about 5 minutes, and then we banged.

Abby is pretty tight. She was on the bed and I was in standing position. Pounding her so good her face was getting all red. Ready to cum. We finished with another 69. I can still see that ass. Spanking it while tasting her sweet pussy. She took the rubber off and made me cum with her slippery hands, still in 69 position. I don't know if I exploded in her face or her breasts, but it felt like it. Man, that was good. After the sex she gave me a very good massage. Left a happy man, will repeat soon!

**SabertoothPeni** · 06-11-25 11:07

Originally Posted by SacredChao [View Original Post]

Saw the new girl Shirley yesterday.

Very pretty, slim, and taller than average for the girls there. Nice firm soft beasts (I'm absoutely inept at guessing cup size). She also looked to be in her early 20's.

Also a bit better with English so easier to talk to. I didn't have to resort to my phone to translate.

The foreplay before the massage indluded sensuous DFK and some all over groping.

The massage was very good and moved to oral with 69.

I was offered more but Mr Happy was being stubborn and would not come to full attention.

That was due to my meds and she put every effort to overcome them.

Excellent oral technique that didn't stop until I popped and she was sure I was milked dry.

Unrushed after I popped (I only had time for a half hour) with lots of caressing.

Amen, she is finer than frog hair, and her service is insistent and thorough. I wish we had more like her. Total GFE / GND.

**PlayerN818** · 06-11-25 09:06

Originally Posted by VulvaNut [View Original Post]

Well, there is a shack called Gentle Care on Burbank Blvd. I don't recommend though, but maybe I just had a bad exp, almost a year ago. Had FS w ok service and provider looks, but bathroom sort of smelled like a homeless person had been in there. Strangely, my provider had a weird pee like scent akin to that which soured the session in the end. Maybe someone has tried another there since. Theres a couple of Thai places in BBank but they are HJ w roam. Nearby in VanNuys and west there are several FS joints. Table showers a bit rare though. Check out the SFV board.

Tried that place, cannot recomend. Shit service, hard negotiations, and wanted tip upfront. Heard good things about Oak Spa tho.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-11-25 07:22

Looks like TA struck gold again. I met Chloe a few months ago in a different city using a different name of course. I had three sessions with her, which is pretty unusual for me when I'm traveling. But, this lady is an absolute smoke show. She got one of the highest overall rankings I've ever given an AMP provider.

Provider Details: Beauty:4/5, Body:5/5, Personality:5/5, Service:4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 5.

Chloe is about 5'0" about 110 lbs. Absolutely gorgeous face; flawless features. Perfectly proportioned body; one of the best I've ever seen. Petite physique. Beautiful C's. Great nipples. Flat abs. Nice curves. Amazing ass. Lovely shaved kitty.

Her menu was quite extensive, but the most memorable thing for me was her TUMA action; she is really dedicated to her craft. During one session, while she was taking me deep in her throat, another provider entered the room to let me know that she wouldn't be able to join because she had another appointment. Without skipping a beat, Chloe simply waved her off with one hand while allowing me to penetrate her tonsils; no gag reflex.

I've seen the current reviews about her, and it doesn't seem like there's been in dip in her services. So, if you haven't experienced her yet, I would highly suggest that you pay her a visit. Apparently, she's going to be available until the end of the month.

**SacredChao** · 06-11-25 05:52

Saw the new girl Shirley yesterday.

Very pretty, slim, and taller than average for the girls there. Nice firm soft beasts (I'm absoutely inept at guessing cup size). She also looked to be in her early 20's.

Also a bit better with English so easier to talk to. I didn't have to resort to my phone to translate.

The foreplay before the massage indluded sensuous DFK and some all over groping.

The massage was very good and moved to oral with 69.

I was offered more but Mr Happy was being stubborn and would not come to full attention.

That was due to my meds and she put every effort to overcome them.

Excellent oral technique that didn't stop until I popped and she was sure I was milked dry.

Unrushed after I popped (I only had time for a half hour) with lots of caressing.

**Vulva Nut** · 06-11-25 01:42

Originally Posted by LurkerMan [View Original Post]

Going to be traveling to Burbank Saturday for a show. Anyone have any recommendations for a FS AMP, preferably with table shower? TIA.

Well, there is a shack called Gentle Care on Burbank Blvd. I don't recommend though, but maybe I just had a bad exp, almost a year ago. Had FS w ok service and provider looks, but bathroom sort of smelled like a homeless person had been in there. Strangely, my provider had a weird pee like scent akin to that which soured the session in the end. Maybe someone has tried another there since. Theres a couple of Thai places in BBank but they are HJ w roam. Nearby in VanNuys and west there are several FS joints. Table showers a bit rare though. Check out the SFV board.

**SabertoothPeni** · 06-11-25 00:07

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Fei Fei said she'd be back to GS in July. No idea on Jojo, sorry.

While JoJo and FeiFei are in the wind, Shirley and Tina are excellent. Shirley is like a collegiate tennis player--a great, slim physique and GND looks. Meanwhile, Tina has a FeiFei vibe, great natural Ds, and a round ass.

**CumSquat** · 06-10-25 17:49

Originally Posted by LurkerMan [View Original Post]

Going to be traveling to Burbank Saturday for a show. Anyone have any recommendations for a FS AMP, preferably with table shower? TIA.

Not in the BBank, broheim.

**Lurker Man** · 06-10-25 14:38

Going to be traveling to Burbank Saturday for a show. Anyone have any recommendations for a FS AMP, preferably with table shower? TIA.

**Wheels322** · 06-09-25 21:23

Anyone know where Yo-Yo from Top Accupuncture went? She was there in April when Mina was in charge. TIA.

**Slideryyz** · 06-09-25 19:24

Originally Posted by KnotHead61 [View Original Post]

Jojo is fun to tease, I do like Mina tho. If she likes you, she actually takes things to the next level, some dfk and BBBJ, and it's such a tease. I've been trying to go all the way with her, but she stops at BJ. I heard jojo is pretty good at it too.

Jojo serviced me twice. Her oal skill is top notch. Once when Mina took me insider the room trying to kiss me, her breth was terrible. I turned my face away No wonder LOL.

Hope she doesn't bbj every guys comes in and ty to kiss rigt after. LOL.