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[BobbiBrown1981]

What do you recommend in the College Park area? I'm literally on the outskirts of it in a tiny ass Burtonsville. I'm reassessing my options as well, even though Hana is a damn good spot to satiate me, it's still a bit too far. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the convenience of having everything locally, but at the same time I don't mind traveling for a great deal. Kim has turned me away twice, even though I called and made an appointment.

I know I can possibly find a solo provider in the area who does incalls, but I don't have any leads. I'm valiantly searching and combing through the different sites for any type of providers as well, and will share. I guess I got lucky one time and ran into one that was literally 5 minutes away from my job, and now when I communicate with them they're in Linthicum Heights, and to add insult to injury, the numbers they have displayed all across these sites (Bunny Agent, Bedpage, Skipthegames, Escort Alligator) these C / K-orgs aren't answering.

I don't have a preference of race either, but the Asians are the simple and easiest solutions because they are readily available, and at times a bit smarter because of how they operate. Sometimes.

I've had great success at G & S Oxon Hill but that's in NOVA. I actually had a Japanese provider once and that was mind blowing. In college park I like Angel Acupressure. The girls there are actually very attractive in face and body but the massages are mediocre.

[Smart Alec]

What do you recommend in the College Park area? I'm literally on the outskirts of it in a tiny ass Burtonsville. I'm reassessing my options as well, even though Hana is a damn good spot to satiate me, it's still a bit too far. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the convenience of having everything locally, but at the same time I don't mind traveling for a great deal. Kim has turned me away twice, even though I called and made an appointment.

I know I can possibly find a solo provider in the area who does incalls, but I don't have any leads. I'm valiantly searching and combing through the different sites for any type of providers as well, and will share. I guess I got lucky one time and ran into one that was literally 5 minutes away from my job, and now when I communicate with them they're in Linthicum Heights, and to add insult to injury, the numbers they have displayed all across these sites (Bunny Agent, Bedpage, Skipthegames, Escort Alligator) these C / K-orgs aren't answering..

Try Angel Spa.

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9xx3 Baltimore Ave Ste 4.

College Park, MD, 20740.

[Gmni88]

Hi all.

I've kinda outgrown the HoCo circuit. There are 3 main places to go: Silk, LS, and Ace.

Silk had GPS bad and I don't know how that place stays open. The experience is so inconsistent; sometimes you pull a nice provider other times it's a rush job or they are just plain rude. It's always a chore to get them fully nude and anything more than a HJ is rare. I have had a couple of CBJs but neither was worth the time or money and one chick complained because I wanted her to sit in 69 while she did itI didn't even try to lick it, touch it or anything and I just wanted it in my face to help blow from her mediocre CBJ. The best time I had was with Sophie a few years back. She was gorgeous, kept the session light and fun and she never did anything more than a super satisfying HJ.

What do you recommend in the College Park area? I'm literally on the outskirts of it in a tiny ass Burtonsville. I'm reassessing my options as well, even though Hana is a damn good spot to satiate me, it's still a bit too far. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the convenience of having everything locally, but at the same time I don't mind traveling for a great deal. Kim has turned me away twice, even though I called and made an appointment.

I know I can possibly find a solo provider in the area who does incalls, but I don't have any leads. I'm valiantly searching and combing through the different sites for any type of providers as well, and will share. I guess I got lucky one time and ran into one that was literally 5 minutes away from my job, and now when I communicate with them they're in Linthicum Heights, and to add insult to injury, the numbers they have displayed all across these sites (Bunny Agent, Bedpage, Skipthegames, Escort Alligator) these C / K-orgs aren't answering.

I don't have a preference of race either, but the Asians are the simple and easiest solutions because they are readily available, and at times a bit smarter because of how they operate. Sometimes.

[BobbiBrown1981]

I think you've largely exhausted all the Howard county options. Baltimore county is no better and often worse. There are the asian crap shoot (ACS) places but quality and consistency is lacking. Indian providers are rare. You're better off trying the Latina agencies if you want top notch looks https://www.carol-assistant.com/ and https://erotesvip.godaddysites.com/ You're price point is going to have to go up by a factor of 2.

Appreciate the info. I think there used to be a Latina spa somewhere out there. Maybe I can find it. You would think these trees would have grown to fill the hole in the canopy when RL closed.

[ThatBooredOne]

One thing that gets at me is blanket statements. Decidedly calling the area around Route 1 Hoco, is crazy. So here's a clue to answer your question. Read, RTFF, the replies starting from 5-25-25 (May 25th). You'll get your answer.

[DCHung]

Hi all.

I've kinda outgrown the HoCo circuit. There are 3 main places to go: Silk, LS, and Ace.

Silk had GPS bad and I don't know how that place stays open. The experience is so inconsistent; sometimes you pull a nice provider other times it's a rush job or they are just plain rude. It's always a chore to get them fully nude and anything more than a HJ is rare. I have had a couple of CBJs but neither was worth the time or money and one chick complained because I wanted her to sit in 69 while she did itI didn't even try to lick it, touch it or anything and I just wanted it in my face to help blow from her mediocre CBJ. The best time I had was with Sophie a few years back. She was gorgeous, kept the session light and fun and she never did anything more than a super satisfying HJ.

Ace is an every blue moon sort of thing. I've never had a great experience there and I've only had one provider years ago that was attractive. It's also kind of in the open so going takes some courage especially if there is day light. The place always smells like someone cleansed their colon in the vestibule when you enter. The girls are older and don't talk much; it's all very mechanical. I've heard stories of more but only ever been offered a HJ and usually it's by someone I don't know if I want them doing it. Don't really leave satisfied.

Lotus is just about guaranteed FS. The only problem is who is the provider and if you want it. Lately the game has stepped up but they are good for sending in old fat women with questionable hygiene. I did get an attractive mature gem named yoyo a few weeks back but she won't come down off of. 2. It's pretty discrete and the crowd in the parking lot at night is either getting something to smoke or something to drink at the respective stores. Everything else is closed so it's a little easier to go to. There is a state police barracks across the street but they mind their business. Honestly I'm surprised there aren't Latinas in there because every other store in that strip mall is run by Hispanics.

I think you've largely exhausted all the Howard county options. Baltimore county is no better and often worse. There are the asian crap shoot (ACS) places but quality and consistency is lacking. Indian providers are rare. You're better off trying the Latina agencies if you want top notch looks https://www.carol-assistant.com/ and https://erotesvip.godaddysites.com/ You're price point is going to have to go up by a factor of 2.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Hi all.

I've kinda outgrown the HoCo circuit. There are 3 main places to go: Silk, LS, and Ace.

Silk had GPS bad and I don't know how that place stays open. The experience is so inconsistent; sometimes you pull a nice provider other times it's a rush job or they are just plain rude. It's always a chore to get them fully nude and anything more than a HJ is rare. I have had a couple of CBJs but neither was worth the time or money and one chick complained because I wanted her to sit in 69 while she did it—I didn't even try to lick it, touch it or anything and I just wanted it in my face to help blow from her mediocre CBJ. The best time I had was with Sophie a few years back. She was gorgeous, kept the session light and fun and she never did anything more than a super satisfying HJ.

Ace is an every blue moon sort of thing. I've never had a great experience there and I've only had one provider years ago that was attractive. It's also kind of in the open so going takes some courage especially if there is day light. The place always smells like someone cleansed their colon in the vestibule when you enter. The girls are older and don't talk much; it's all very mechanical. I've heard stories of more but only ever been offered a HJ and usually it's by someone I don't know if I want them doing it. Don't really leave satisfied.

Lotus is just about guaranteed FS. The only problem is who is the provider and if you want it. Lately the game has stepped up but they are good for sending in old fat women with questionable hygiene. I did get an attractive mature gem named yoyo a few weeks back but she won't come down off of. 2. It's pretty discrete and the crowd in the parking lot at night is either getting something to smoke or something to drink at the respective stores. Everything else is closed so it's a little easier to go to. There is a state police barracks across the street but they mind their business. Honestly I'm surprised there aren't Latinas in there because every other store in that strip mall is run by Hispanics.

I've found myself going to College Park my last few outings because the scene is not as hot for AMPs, the pricing is better, and the providers are FAR more attractive. Also there is no guessing game; all services are on the table (except Greek. I don't understand why these providers won't let people play with the brown hole but you can jam whatever you want into their bag).

That brings me to my question: are there any spots in HoCo that I'm missing that are worth a visit? Feel free to detail details if you have them. College park isn't the worst drive but that's 20+ minutes there and the same back and it would be great to try something different locally. And I don't just like AMPs; I would LOVE to find providers of any race. Preferably in an AMP type setting or at least a professional studio. Indian and European providers to the top of the list since I've never had one of either, but all are welcome.

Thanks in advance!

[BobbiBrown1981]

A spot off of T&C Blvd, (full addy redacted for obv reasons) anybody heard of it?

This is the text I got.

Lotta info right off the bat, and maybe I'm just being paranoid.

TOFTT?

Too good to be true in this area. It's either a bait and switch or a trap.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Ok. And to answer your DM, yes. I just know they're strict in HoCo and the last thing I need is my name and info in the papers. The one time I could have went I instead scouted the area for any potential patrol cars, hawking and watching the are for like 30 minutes. A bit paranoid, yeah, but when RL went down, and my favorite spots in Dallas got busted, I'd rather be paranoid than prosecuted.

I love Hana, got great service there, I have a great rep at LS (they're all just old). I just want to explore all the spots. Wish they had something closer to Laurel on Rt 29 besides Angel (excellent location. Very quiet and discreet.)

Will say I went to Lotus about a month ago and there was a cute mature provider there named yoyo. Very short, nice curves. Probably in her 40's but wasn't trying to trick anyone by caking on the make up. Body was nice; c cups up top and curvy bottom with flat mid section. Honestly her face looked older than her body but I went with it. Offers of FS and is good at it. The doggy sent me; I didn't think she had much back there but whey she splayed out and those cheeks spread, I lost it. Best part is her pussy smelled like pussy. I like a clean woman but some of these providers are so clean there isn't enough pheromone in the room to get me going. After we were pumping for a while and worked up a sweat there wasn't no question that someone just got banged out in that room. To be clear it wasn't foul, just smelled like sex. She's there Thursday thru Monday. Only downside is she insists on. 2 and won't negotiate. She's nice and never gets rude with it but she wouldn't budge a buck. Massage was ok but I have so much muscle mass most of them don't waste time with giving me a real massage and just do something to pass the time so they aren't getting ramrodded for a half hour.

Enjoy.

[Gmni88]

What are the names of the place north of Columbia, and one in collage park, I need some new places to go.

I was discreetly talking about the T&C spot and hana. My bad LOL. I'm just vetting out the area myself to see what I like or prefer. I honestly want to be a regular somewhere reliable. Hana seems like a good choice.

[Mustang69]

You think they're just trying to test the waters to do it again? Maybe give it about 6 months or even a year before they're back at it?

But there's one in College Park, mamasan is strict. She wants NO walk-ins, you have to call to make an appointment. And of course the call is just to verify that someone is coming in.

I like that method, though. You call set up an appt, and then go in. Adds a layer of security on both ends.

One spot is risky just North of Columbia only because it's near a school, but the women give an air of professionalism, then take you back to do the deed.

What are the names of the place north of Columbia, and one in collage park, I need some new places to go.

[Swifty 53]

Can you tell us more about the place Angel, on rt 29? Is it an AMP? What's the location? Thanks, just haven't heard about it.

Ok. And to answer your DM, yes. I just know they're strict in HoCo and the last thing I need is my name and info in the papers. The one time I could have went I instead scouted the area for any potential patrol cars, hawking and watching the are for like 30 minutes. A bit paranoid, yeah, but when RL went down, and my favorite spots in Dallas got busted, I'd rather be paranoid than prosecuted.

I love Hana, got great service there, I have a great rep at LS (they're all just old). I just want to explore all the spots. Wish they had something closer to Laurel on Rt 29 besides Angel (excellent location. Very quiet and discreet.)

[Gmni88]

DM incoming, but if it's the place I'm thinking of, it's alright. Wasn't phenomenal, but may repeat in the future. I think there's a few girls and the one I got was not the most attractive, but she was enthusiastic. Good L2.

Ok. And to answer your DM, yes. I just know they're strict in HoCo and the last thing I need is my name and info in the papers. The one time I could have went I instead scouted the area for any potential patrol cars, hawking and watching the are for like 30 minutes. A bit paranoid, yeah, but when RL went down, and my favorite spots in Dallas got busted, I'd rather be paranoid than prosecuted.

I love Hana, got great service there, I have a great rep at LS (they're all just old). I just want to explore all the spots. Wish they had something closer to Laurel on Rt 29 besides Angel (excellent location. Very quiet and discreet.)

[Liam89]

A spot off of T&C Blvd, (full addy redacted for obv reasons) anybody heard of it?

This is the text I got.

Lotta info right off the bat, and maybe I'm just being paranoid.

DM incoming, but if it's the place I'm thinking of, it's alright. Wasn't phenomenal, but may repeat in the future. I think there's a few girls and the one I got was not the most attractive, but she was enthusiastic. Good L2.

[Swifty 53]

Do they still have the Table Shower?

I saw that they opened up a new massage parlor on 198 that was in place of RL therapy. I figured I would give them a chance. Based off of Google reviews I went in there with the expectation of zero expectations of any extra and I am glad that I did. I noticed that they have multiple locations in Maryland just like massage Crystal so that should be tell tell sign number one that they are 100% legit. They make you sign up, sign in.

All in all it was absolutely the best regular massage I've had in quite sometime. She applied the amazing correct pressure for sure. Now this was my first visit. There was another place in Laurel that took 6 visits before anything extra was offered but sadly the woman who was offering extras did not do it for me. Last time I was there I actually refused the HJ. Just wasn't turned on at all by her. All you have to do is look through my previous post to find out which spot I'm talking about.