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[Zippy69]

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[DickRk]

Short version: pretty terrible. Not terrible looking but upsold relentlessly until I literally was off the table getting dressed to leave and I stilll overpaid. Did a BBBJ which was not particularly well executed and she was pretty aloof the whole time. I felt ripped off by the service and will once again wait a few months before trying again.

Which one is coco?

[k__rat]

Short version: pretty terrible. Not terrible looking but upsold relentlessly until I literally was off the table getting dressed to leave and I stilll overpaid. Did a BBBJ which was not particularly well executed and she was pretty aloof the whole time. I felt ripped off by the service and will once again wait a few months before trying again.

[OneOne9]

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[Golfer100]

Saw Abby this morning at Love spa. Pretty face. Milky skin. About 5 feet 3 inches tall. Slim. Nice 32 C or D cups tits. Had fun with her for 30 minutes (DATY, a quick BBBJ, CBJ & CFS). She was great.

Before I left, Abby introduced YiYi to me. YiYi looked very slim & petite. 95-99 pounds. She gave me a hug & a kiss. Very friendly. Cute & little.

[BobA0]

Seems like a new spa in Vancouver, stop by to check it out and was surprised by a young new masseuse. She has to be in her mid 20's. Name is Lily. I don't know why but she reminds me of pornstar Lulu Chu. She's about the same height at 5'1". Nice soft baby fat C boobs. 0. 7 for hr and 1. 8 for FS plus CIM. God it was good to have a 20 some year old suck it dry. I'm a little backwards and did action first then massage. Limited English. I usually avoid Vancouver 99 like the plague due to abundance of grannies but I was a bit surprised today to find someone truly young. Service is great and worth the trip across the river. Like Lebowski says "got to go find the cash machine". I'll be right back again.

Only Harmony spa I see is one block up the street from Happy spa on 4th plain which is nowhere near hwy 99 or 99th street. What's the location?

[Monkeyboy1977]

Seems like a new spa in Vancouver, stop by to check it out and was surprised by a young new masseuse. She has to be in her mid 20's. Name is Lily. I don't know why but she reminds me of pornstar Lulu Chu. She's about the same height at 5'1". Nice soft baby fat C boobs. 0. 7 for hr and 1. 8 for FS plus CIM. God it was good to have a 20 some year old suck it dry. I'm a little backwards and did action first then massage. Limited English. I usually avoid Vancouver 99 like the plague due to abundance of grannies but I was a bit surprised today to find someone truly young. Service is great and worth the trip across the river. Like Lebowski says "got to go find the cash machine". I'll be right back again.

[AmpluckyCat]

So, I get a text message today from YoYo telling me that she's in Portland, Oregon. I met this hottie while I was working in Seattle earlier this year. One thing that you will learn about me is that I don't have any issues recommending the ladies that showed me a good time. I was particularly turned on when I met YoYo for the first time because she has an amazing body. Her service is phenomenal, and she has some serious DT skills. So, if you are anywhere near her, go pay this one a little visit. I can assure you that you won't be disappointed.

My review from: 28 Jan25.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 4/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 0.

YoYo is very attractive with a full round face with long black hair. She's 26.36 C-25-35,5. 25', 108 lbs. Beautiful and firm natural C's. Her build is far from "average". She has a very athletic physique with some killer curves. Ass is plump and meaty. Kitty was clean-shaven.

Service Details: Shower, BBBJ, BLS, DT, P2 P Slide, CFS, CIM.

Service Highlights:

(BBBJ) Her mouth is absolutely magical. DT skills are effortless. CIM finish and she lingered for several moments after the pop to extract every drop.

(CFS) Rotated between CG, Mish, Standing Mish, K9, and Flat Iron. Her P2 P slides feels so natural that you'll be tempted to think uncovered is either going to happen, or is happening.

Wrap-up: YoYo is an incredible bundle of fun and sexiness. Very seductive. Absolutely one of the best at what she does.

Recommendation: Yes.

[Kinksty]

Shark week?

I'm really surprised these women don't all have Mirena IUDs. No pregnancy and no more periods. They could work 30% more.

[BobA0]

...There, I saw that dynamic duo, Cici and Lilly, but Cici wasn't available for more than BBBJ, so I decided against it...

Shark week?

[Urlboffer]

Yeah, Lulu is the real deal!! A couple of days ago, I had a yen for some strange, and went first to Candy, but as I was walking up to the door, somebody crossed two or three lanes of traffic and bottomed out their front end on the driveway entrance, then pulled into one of the parking spots! It being first thing in the morning, I wanted to be the only customer there, so I turned on my heel and headed for BaoJu. There, I saw that dynamic duo, Cici and Lilly, but Cici wasn't available for more than BBBJ, so I decided against it. Cici is tall and beautiful, and there was no way I wasn't going to get ALL of her, so again, I demurred. I went back home and then decided, "well, let me go back to Candy and maybe I'll have better luck mid-morning".

And so it was. There was another car in the lot again, but I figured I just wasn't going to have the place to myself anywhere, so I went in anyway. Greeted immediately by Lulu, who is a stunner! Natural and beautiful, with not an ounce of fat on her, and NO TATTOOS! She started off with an expert BBBJ and DT; almost made me pop (too) early!

One of the most pretty little cookies there between the legs, too! I took my time at DATY, which she couldn't take too much< of, and had me move on to the main event.

I split my "boom-boom" time in two positions: first off, was mish with her lying across the table and me standing and holding her legs as far apart as she'd let me (which wasn't *that* far, actually). She was nice and tight, and a delight to tease by slapping my jacketed member on her wet quim and then slowly easing deep inside. I also got a chance to taste some more of those firm, girlish boobs and kiss her neck and torso (although DFK didn't appear to be on the menu for me).

After some time there, I transitioned around to the other side of the table, and positioned her for standing doggy, with one leg up on the table, and facing the strategically placed mirror. The entry was delicious, and I could also get full access to those firm and juicy C cups from behind. I had to be careful to control my depth of entry, as Lulu told me a few times, "Not TOO deep!" Fortunately, I'm not a jackhammer type of guy, I like it slow and smooth, so I was able to accommodate her comfort zone and not go hog wild. Easier said than done, though, with a beautiful young thang like Lulu!

After a nice long time behind her, and the odd reach-around to caress that smooth little cunny, I finished in that standing doggy, and then got the standard clean up and wipe down, with Lulu commenting on my size (I hope, not "complaining".

"Beautiful shy girl next door" is a very accurate assessment for Lulu. Get yours while the getting's good!

Been in Portland on and off 5 years now and wanted to make sure I give back for all the information you fellas gave me. I went out to Candy shop and asked for LuLu based off a previous report and MAN did she deliver. She is cute and natural like a shy girl next door kind of feel but damn when she gets down to business let me tell you! She went straight for everything she could get her mouth on and was not shy to try and go deep as she could while gagging. We were wrestling for a good 40 minutes just off the side of the table alone and damn I can't stop thinking about it since. Left that parlor looking like I got my ass whooped honestly, it was amazing. I recommend and thanks again for you fellas sharing the news about Candy shop.