Strip Club Reports

[Absence]

Practically speaking, you're going to get busted. Even if you get away with it, the guilt will stick.

If I were you, I'd talk to your wife about some lifestyle improvements. Ask yourself; which is more practical? Pull off a mission impossible heist for a few sweaty moments in a dirty back room. Or, have some honest conversations with your wife about what you want.

Take your wife to thee dollhouse. Explore some boundaries. Have her jerk you off on the way home. Get a couples massage at an AMP. Call a good old fashioned sex therapist.

Recommended reading: mating in captivity, the ethical ****.

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

[GoonFL]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

When I've gone I've always needed to quickly rinse off. I come home smelling like their lotion / perfume and glitter is a usual.

[BobXX99]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

I'd be concerned about both. I haven't seen much glitter, but perfume is the bigger concern. Not all of them by any means, but enough. You don't want to risk going home smelling like a cheap hooker. Best to manage a shower before you see anyone that might have an issue with it. .

[Member #7007]

As the title suggests, I have a dumb question. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15 years so please forgive my ignorance. Do these girls still have the heavy glitter and makeup? I only ask because I want to go visit one soon, but I definitely can't come back home with glitter and smelling like cheap perfume. Some of these posts about pink pussycat have me interested in making a visit as long as I can come back home glitter and perfume free. No need to be rude in the responses, just asking a genuine and dumb question.

[John N]

Hey Tampa bros, I'm visiting from Chicago and just tried my luck at people and had a great time.

$10 cover on Sunday night at 10 PM, place was completely packed. Not even a minute after I sat down at the bar a sexy Afro-Latina climbed into my lap. My Espanol es horrible but I was able to figure out her name was Paula and she was from the DR. Halfway through my first $7 corona she was grabbing Jr through my shorts and put my fingers inside her while we were seated there in front of everyone. So naturally I asked for a dance.

She had me pay $20 for the room, and tipped her $. 40 for DFK, CBJ and CFS. I probably lasted only 2 songs but I didn't get the impression I had a time limit. For <$$ all I I had a fantastic time, you all are really lucky to have this place around, and I'll repeat every time I visit.

- John.

[LA1215]

To fill in the blanks in that case. Her name is Yamila, I spent 20 on the dance and 60 for the tip. After we finished and cleaned up she went back out to the bar where we were originally. Shortly after I bid her farewell and took off..

Thanks! That was even better.

I had no idea the place was still so inexpensive. At least, Yamila was for you. Perhaps, it helped that you had been seen there several time previously.

Personally, I used to go there frequently, but it got boring. There were mostly older white guys and locals. English was the language that you heard spoken by almost everyone. I suppose that I will have to check it out. It was so crowded that I can presume the time of day was after 5:00 pm after everybody got off work for the day.

[GoonFL]

So G, since this is your first post, I figure maybe you could benefit from a few pointers. Your report was excellent! The little improvements that I suggest would be to let us all know her name, for one, and the total dollars you spent and how. How much did you spend? What did she do after you dropped our load? I have some disappear into their dressing room and stay there enjoying themselves with their new found cash.

Way back when Truth on Lois was new, I got FS from a dancer who was glad to get paid the sixty bucks to do it in the club where all the other ladies working saw that she was an earner. She was not done with me, but wanted me to give her a ride to get something real quick. LOL I saw her once outside the club after that, but we mutually drifted apart after that. I do not remember her name. It was at least ten years ago. Now I am rambling.

Dick.

To fill in the blanks in that case. Her name is Yamila, I spent 20 on the dance and 60 for the tip. After we finished and cleaned up she went back out to the bar where we were originally. Shortly after I bid her farewell and took off.

-G.

[Tok72]

If I had $700 to blow, I'd splurge on a Tryst girl.

There needs to be a tryst section, LOL. I'm curious how they are only a few reviews of them I've ever seen and I know if I was on that level I'm doing exclusively tryst chicks. I follow a lot of them on twitter.

[LA1215]

(skipping the recap)(You) caught the attention of a chica sitting to my right. To briefly describe her: She was 5'0 told me she's 40 but I ain't shitin you she could've passed for 25 with how good she's taken care of herself, Ds maybe DDs which were either some elite naturals or the best feeling and looking implants I've seen in a while and a nice and firm bubble butt to close it out (all in all a solid 9). (skipping more recap) She starts essentially giving me a lapdance at the bar and I'm all for it things progress like this for some time she gets the better of me and now I'm like "fuckkkkk" aint no way I'm getting out of this one scot free. We start talking numbers and I was able to get a really good deal on a dance in the private room which turned into FS no strings attached which surprised out of me. What surprised me even more was she didn't ask for anything extra. FS for the price of a Lapdance? I did tip her handsomely afterwards and we exchanged info so I will definitely be popping in more frequently.

G.

So G, since this is your first post, I figure maybe you could benefit from a few pointers. Your report was excellent! The little improvements that I suggest would be to let us all know her name, for one, and the total dollars you spent and how. How much did you spend? What did she do after you dropped our load? I have some disappear into their dressing room and stay there enjoying themselves with their new found cash.

Way back when Truth on Lois was new, I got FS from a dancer who was glad to get paid the sixty bucks to do it in the club where all the other ladies working saw that she was an earner. She was not done with me, but wanted me to give her a ride to get something real quick. LOL I saw her once outside the club after that, but we mutually drifted apart after that. I do not remember her name. It was at least ten years ago. Now I am rambling.

Dick.

[Gator15]

Was that Lis?

Hey there gents, my first time writing a post on this forum but I've been an frequent reader for a few years now so bear with me.

So like the title says this wasn't my first time at the Pink PussyCat but that first time (Friday or Saturday Night I can't remember) was there perusing to see the vibes and maybe a dance. Waste of a cover charge, but not in the way you might assume; you see this place was packed with Latinas (mainly Cuban and Venezuelan but some others) all of which had to have been over a 7 (I like mine with a little meat but not overly inflated with silicon or plastic). So in that case great, what wasn't great was how packed the place was with clients. Like easily 2:1 client to entertainer. So not so great, ended up calling it early after spending some pocket change at the rail to enjoy my time and the rest of my beer.

Fast forward about 4-5 months to a couple weeks ago and on Tuesday I decided to pop in again for the hell of it. It was around 5 ish and I walked in paid my cover and sat down at the bar. The bartender approached me I ordered with some broken Spanish I know. This caught the attention of a chica sitting to my right. To briefly describe her: She was 5'0 told me she's 40 but I ain't shitin you she could've passed for 25 with how good she's taken care of herself, Ds maybe DDs which were either some elite naturals or the best feeling and looking implants I've seen in a while and a nice and firm bubble butt to close it out (all in all a solid 9). She asked me where I was from and where I got my accent and we hit it off with some light conversation, as we started to get a bit more comfortable with each other. She switched sides to where she'd be able to come sit on my lap, it was here I noticed one of her nipples slip out of her top and I made a quip comment about it which she reciprocated well and she pulled the other one out and let me play with them for a little while. She starts essentially giving me a lapdance at the bar and I'm all for it things progress like this for some time she gets the better of me and now I'm like "fuckkkkk" aint no way I'm getting out of this one scot free. We start talking numbers and I was able to get a really good deal on a dance in the private room which turned into FS no strings attached which surprised out of me. What surprised me even more was she didn't ask for anything extra. FS for the price of a Lapdance? I did tip her handsomely afterwards and we exchanged info so I will definitely be popping in more frequently.

G.

[OdinsBeard78]

Was in town for the concert this past weekend. Decided to give the old mons a shot as it had been 20 years since I lived in Tampa and been there.

Man how times have changed. Idk if its all from the new ownership but I definitively will not spend my money there next time I'm in town. 40 one dance, 6 just to go to the dance area. 500 for half an hour?? I should have just looked for local talent but it was kinda last minute that I ended up being on my own after the show as my buddy decided he was going to drive home to Orlando and I had booked a room for Sunday night also.

I know strip clubs aren't really the bang for your buck place when it comes to busting, but still. And the chicks in there where not hot IMO. All skinny no boobs save a couple thick mami's and couple black chicks. Rest looked like strung out bean poles with no flat chests and asses.

Next time ill definitely do my research in case I end up free to roam the city.

[GoonFL]

Hey there gents, my first time writing a post on this forum but I've been an frequent reader for a few years now so bear with me.

So like the title says this wasn't my first time at the Pink PussyCat but that first time (Friday or Saturday Night I can't remember) was there perusing to see the vibes and maybe a dance. Waste of a cover charge, but not in the way you might assume; you see this place was packed with Latinas (mainly Cuban and Venezuelan but some others) all of which had to have been over a 7 (I like mine with a little meat but not overly inflated with silicon or plastic). So in that case great, what wasn't great was how packed the place was with clients. Like easily 2:1 client to entertainer. So not so great, ended up calling it early after spending some pocket change at the rail to enjoy my time and the rest of my beer.

Fast forward about 4-5 months to a couple weeks ago and on Tuesday I decided to pop in again for the hell of it. It was around 5 ish and I walked in paid my cover and sat down at the bar. The bartender approached me I ordered with some broken Spanish I know. This caught the attention of a chica sitting to my right. To briefly describe her: She was 5'0 told me she's 40 but I ain't shitin you she could've passed for 25 with how good she's taken care of herself, Ds maybe DDs which were either some elite naturals or the best feeling and looking implants I've seen in a while and a nice and firm bubble butt to close it out (all in all a solid 9). She asked me where I was from and where I got my accent and we hit it off with some light conversation, as we started to get a bit more comfortable with each other. She switched sides to where she'd be able to come sit on my lap, it was here I noticed one of her nipples slip out of her top and I made a quip comment about it which she reciprocated well and she pulled the other one out and let me play with them for a little while. She starts essentially giving me a lapdance at the bar and I'm all for it things progress like this for some time she gets the better of me and now I'm like "fuckkkkk" aint no way I'm getting out of this one scot free. We start talking numbers and I was able to get a really good deal on a dance in the private room which turned into FS no strings attached which surprised out of me. What surprised me even more was she didn't ask for anything extra. FS for the price of a Lapdance? I did tip her handsomely afterwards and we exchanged info so I will definitely be popping in more frequently.

G.

[Absence]

I was on a Wawa run Wednesday after midnight and clocked a significant amount of activity at Hush Lounge on Hillsborough. Four TPB units, an Ambulance and fire truck. It didn't make the news, as far as I can tell.

[Smitty Qbert]

Yeah it wasn't a good deal. I remember the thrill of the hunt, but now that I'm older, I'm after consistency, no surprises. It's worth paying a premium to go somewhere where I know what I will and won't get. There was a lot of touching, more than what I could get at my local clubs, but my pants stayed on if it helps you.

And yeah I need to be told when I'm being a fool, keeps me humble.

If I had $700 to blow, I'd splurge on a Tryst girl.

[TwoInchTadger]

$700 spent. I'd say you got robbed haha. But willingly and happily.

Yeah it wasn't a good deal. I remember the thrill of the hunt, but now that I'm older, I'm after consistency, no surprises. It's worth paying a premium to go somewhere where I know what I will and won't get. There was a lot of touching, more than what I could get at my local clubs, but my pants stayed on if it helps you.

And yeah I need to be told when I'm being a fool, keeps me humble.