Massage Parlor Reports

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-06-25 16:08

I always appreciate feedback on my reviews since I am always looking for ways to improve my product and maximize provider information without writing a blow by blow romance novel. But, my ranking scale probably isn't going to change from the 5 point scale.

1 - extreme facial deformity or disfigurement. Bottom line is that this was never be awarded.

2 - probably won't be considered attractive by reasonable social standard, but she won't be considered ugly either. This will probably be the one you hit from behind.

3 - meets the average persons standard for being attractive. Most ladies will generally fall within this category. These are the cute ones.

4 - above average beauty even without the use of excessive make-up. Beautiful, flawless, natural skin.

5 - this one is an absolutely smoke show. She's the head turner. Almost perfect facial features. Again, very few will fall into this category.

Keep in mind that these are my rankings and subjective to how I view facial beauty.

Originally Posted by HelloKittyKat [View Original Post]

Appreciate these reviews sorry to criticize but would be more helpful if not almost all of them 3/5 beauty then described as super cute or pretty or the like. A 3/5 is only a 6/10 so that's just meh not pretty. Maybe use a 10 scale? Or 3. 5? I've seen a 4 here and there from you but don't recall a single 5 o greater differentiation would be helpful.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-06-25 15:55

Provider Details: Beauty:3/5, Body:2/5, Personality:4/5, Service:3/5.
Overall: 3.0

JUDY is the cute MILF type. She has some attractive facial features with a lovely smile. Brown eyes. Her frame is petite, flat ass, MM D's that are very soft. Midsection is a little flabby, but not fat. Small hips and skinny legs. Kitty is smooth and clean-shaven.

Age: 46.
Measurements: 35D-29-31.
Height: 5'2.
Weight: 110 lbs.

Service Details: Massage, CBJ, CFS.

JUDY's massage is seriously on point. Opted to go with no oil and she was able to give me a solid rub-down. Her ability to tease without making is obvious is nice; inadvertently brushes the tip and sack during the leg massage.

After the flip, she starts a very enthusiastic CBJ with multiple DT attempts. Her technique is solid and she can generate some impressive suction even through the cover.

CFS started immediately with CG and she's nice and tight. We transitioned through MISH, Standing Mish before she suggested K9 where she eagerly matched my thrusting to get max depth. She was accepting of some slight FIA action. Finally moved to flat iron where her encouraging moans and hip movements helped me to finish strong.

Conclusion: JUDY kept a smile on her face during the entire session. She's very friendly and very easy to talk to. She is dedicated to client satisfaction, and seems to enjoy what she does. She's not a clock watcher, and she doesn't try to rush the session.

Recommended: YES.

**RalphFurley** · 06-06-25 14:36

Originally Posted by Afo2422 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Angela or Jessica are working at Noble Health Spa this month? Or has there been a change in rotation?

I was there a couple of weekends ago and Jessica said she was there through June. Not sure about Angela.

**Jack1964** · 06-06-25 12:16

Originally Posted by Afo2422 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Angela or Jessica are working at Noble Health Spa this month? Or has there been a change in rotation?

I have been trying to get an answer, texted twice with no reply. Usually I hear back within an hour or 2.

I'm not making the drive up to be disappointed. I asked I'd either Angela or Jessica are working.

Anyone have info on them? It would suck if they are gone, I can't find anything on them after the end of May.

**HelloKittyKat** · 06-06-25 09:15

Originally Posted by AmpluckyCat [View Original Post]

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 3/5, Service: 3/5.

LINDA has super cute round face; very GND appeal when you first meet her. She is short. Long black hair. Beautiful eyes. Soft pale skin. Lovely natural B's and beautiful nipples. Ass is flat, but looks great. Kitty is nicely trimmed. One flower tattoo below her belly button.

Appreciate these reviews sorry to criticize but would be more helpful if not almost all of them 3/5 beauty then described as super cute or pretty or the like. A 3/5 is only a 6/10 so that's just meh not pretty. Maybe use a 10 scale? Or 3. 5? I've seen a 4 here and there from you but don't recall a single 5 o greater differentiation would be helpful.

**Afo2422** · 06-05-25 21:38

Does anyone know if Angela or Jessica are working at Noble Health Spa this month? Or has there been a change in rotation?

**MN1989** · 06-05-25 12:11

Originally Posted by DougStamper [View Original Post]

Complete waste of manpower while other serious crimes go on. Earlier this year I saw an excessive use of force. At least six officers to arrest one middle aged asian woman that showed zero signs of resistance. For a misdemeanor slap on the wrist.

It's the low hanging fruit that is easiest for them to go after. I really think in their mind makes it look like they are actually doing something. I'm sure it's one part putting on a show to make people think they are fighting crime, and the other part is I'm sure it's some sort of revenue for them with fines and bs. I don't know about yall but I sure do sleep better at night and feel safer in Jax after reading a story about them raiding a massage parlor and shutting it down for a few days. I feel the same way when I hear of them busting a stripper that got a little too handsy in the back room or showed a nipple while on stage dancing.

**Doug Stamper** · 06-05-25 07:36

Originally Posted by AmpluckyCat [View Original Post]

So what is LE actually accomplishing? None of these places are engaged in human trafficking! These ladies are all there of their own free will. These busts are a waste of tax payer funds.

Complete waste of manpower while other serious crimes go on. Earlier this year I saw an excessive use of force. At least six officers to arrest one middle aged asian woman that showed zero signs of resistance. For a misdemeanor slap on the wrist.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-04-25 15:17

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 3/5, Personality: 3/5, Service: 3/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 00.

LINDA has super cute round face; very GND appeal when you first meet her. She is short. Long black hair. Beautiful eyes. Soft pale skin. Lovely natural B's and beautiful nipples. Ass is flat, but looks great. Kitty is nicely trimmed. One flower tattoo below her belly button.

AGE: 27.

Measurements: 32 B-26-33.

HT: 5'1.

WT: 115.

Service Details: Table Shower, Massage, CBJ, DATY, CFS.

Linda gives a very relaxing massage. Not too hard or soft, but a nice medium pressure like I like it. She's short, so she had to climb on the table to get to my back. But, she hit all the right spots.

CBJ was too bad. I could really tell that she's not afraid to get the job done. Under different circumstances, I probably would've been done. Solid technique. Good eye contact. Great pressure.

DATY seem to really hit the spot for her. Lots of hip gyrations and legs wrapped around my head. Her soft moans and lip licking was very sexy. And, that look she gave after the big "O" was incredible.

CFS with her is nothing less than amazing. She is so easy to work with, and agreeable to every position. Her CG is absolutely incredible with lots of back and forth hip movement culminating in another "O". Finished the session in flat iron.

Conclusion: Linda is a pint-sized ball of fun. She might not understand English very well, but she definitely understands the assignment. Definitely looking forward to another session with her.

Recommendation: Yes.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-03-25 13:45

Provider Details: Beauty:3/5, Body:3/5, Personality:4/5, Service:3/5.
Overall: 3. 25

AMY is a taller attractive lady. She's probably late 30's to early 40's. She has an average physique with a thin build, but decent curves. Long black hair just below her shoulders. She's thin, so her ass is flat but still nice. Kitty has a trimmed island cut. Breasts are MM D's, but they feel great. No tats.

Age: UNK.
Measurements: 35 D-27-35.
Height: 5'6.
Weight: 120 lbs.

Service Details: Table Shower, Massage, CBJ, DATY, DATO, CFS, HJ, PM.

AMY has some solid massage skills; she really gets high marks in this area. Asked for medium, but she generated some great pressure especially in the neck and shoulder area. She almost put me to sleep. She hit some trouble areas in my legs and feet, and finished with some arm stretches.

After the flip, she started with an enthusiastic CBJ. Not really my jam, but she did generate some good suction. Dropped into 69 until she started to shake. Moved onto a little DATO, which really got her hot. CFS, however, was an exercise in frustration until we finally landed on K9 where she seemed most comfortable. Unfortunately, my attention had subsided. Refusing to give, up, Amy offered more enthusiastic CBJ / HJ / PM combo until I reached an explosive finish.

Conclusion: Amy is attractive, energetic and enthusiastic. She is really focused on customer satisfaction, and has a wonderful attitude. Despite some mood killer tendencies, there is absolutely no quit in her.

Recommended: YES.

**AmpluckyCat** · 06-02-25 15:20

Provider Details: Beauty:3/5, Body:3/5, Personality:4/5, Service:3/5

Overall: 3.25

CINDY is an attractive lady with a wonderful personality. She has a very lovely natural physique. Long black hair that she wears in a pony tail. Flawless silky white skin. Breast are beautiful natural B's with round pink nipples. Kitty has a nicely trimmed landing strip. Nice firm ass with lovely firm legs.

Age: UNK.
Measurements: UNK.
Height: 5'5.
Weight: 120 lbs.

Service Details: Table Shower, Massage, BLS, CBJ, CFS.

CINDY's massage skills are above average. She's absolutely amazing when it comes to walking on your back. Hand massage is very calming; I was totally relaxed. She has good technique and applies a nice even pressure.

After the flip, she becomes a little more playful. Prior to some CBJ action, she leads with a HJ / BLS combo session. CFS was nice and smooth; she was wet and warm. Rotated thru Mish, Standing Mish, K9 and flat iron. K9 being the best as she is nice and snug, and able to handle each position without complaint, and she looks amazing from that position.

Conclusion: Cindy is fun and friendly. Playful attitude comes out as she becomes more comfortable with you. She provides a solid, comfortable, and enjoyable session. She is definitely work going to see.

Recommended: YES.

**Jack1964** · 06-02-25 11:21

Originally Posted by SixWheels [View Original Post]

So reading the reviews here and being tired of the strip club I want to try something different. I have a few questions:

1 what is the standard for L 2 and L3? I'm not trying to overpay or be scammed.

2. For those of you I don't know. I am in a wheelchair. I don't want to hassle with transferring on and off the table. I'm getting older and it's getting more difficult to transfer. I just want to stay in my chair get a shoulder, leg and (mostly) pelvic massage. Are they pretty good with being able to understand or do anything to use a translate app? If so, what language would I use?

3. I am in the beaches area and I see Noble and coconut mentioned. I think I found it, but I want to make sure I have the correct address because I have the schedule transportation to get me there. Does it start with 607, or somebody message me with the correct details?

Coconut and Noble are the same place. Google will get you there.

Jacksonville beach. Parking on end of the building, but there is construction going on there so parking might have to be on the street.

I believe the front has a step up to get in, no ramps, in back definitely a step down (I fell leaving once, wobbly legs.).

I think the ladies would be good.

**SixWheels** · 06-01-25 20:17

So reading the reviews here and being tired of the strip club I want to try something different. I have a few questions:

1 what is the standard for L 2 and L3? I'm not trying to overpay or be scammed.

2. For those of you I don't know. I am in a wheelchair. I don't want to hassle with transferring on and off the table. I'm getting older and it's getting more difficult to transfer. I just want to stay in my chair get a shoulder, leg and (mostly) pelvic massage. Are they pretty good with being able to understand or do anything to use a translate app? If so, what language would I use?

3. I am in the beaches area and I see Noble and coconut mentioned. I think I found it, but I want to make sure I have the correct address because I have the schedule transportation to get me there. Does it start with 607, or somebody message me with the correct details?

**AmpluckyCat** · 05-31-25 11:54

You know what, I stand corrected. I've gotten BJ on both my visits there. But, it's definitely a BYOC situation since they only have plastic wrap on location.

Originally Posted by Jhandyspecial [View Original Post]

Ali spa was offering BJ, it is not a HJ only spa.

**JhandySpecial** · 05-30-25 21:58

Ali spa was offering BJ, it is not a HJ only spa.

Originally Posted by AmpluckyCat [View Original Post]

They got CoCo from Serenity who is already back at work as of yesterday. Ali Spa is a HJ only spot. So what is LE actually accomplishing? None of these places are engaged in human trafficking! These ladies are all there of their own free will. These busts are a waste of tax payer funds.