Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbry4281]

I decided to pop into Orange and pulled LuLu. She is about 24,5-3, and has a little Bush, not too long. Man made D's. She has a little baby damage on the stomach. Overall nice body, looks like she had some jaw surgery, eyelid but her face looks nice. I pulled out the translator, she said she got her surgeries in South Korea.

She gave me a decent massage. Nice tickling on the balls, and ass, with nails. Blow job was good, her jaw got tired, so told her to stop, so she would be able to still eat food. I didn't want to destroy her. LOL.

She Reminded me of an anime character with her head band on with the 2 black balls on top. She took it hard, missionary, doggy, and I blew in the bag missh, as because the pussy was tight. Overall great experience I would repeat.

[Moss734]

Made a visit yesterday. Was sent pics of two girls, Bobo and mimi. Was hoping for Bobo as her pics indicate she is really busty as well as another prior reviewer's description. Got quickly ushered into a room by Mimi. I don't know why I actually go along with this and don't just leave. Anyway, I'm horny so I just continue. The face pic that was sent to me does resemble mimi but definitely not 23 as indicated, more like 40's. I just gave her $200 and didn't negotiate. She didn't offer the table shower, again this was my fault for not asking. I'll skip past the mediocre at best massage she gave. She takes off her dress and definitely the older flabby body with maybe full Bs. I wasn't impressed. Hairy Bush which seemed like it had seen more than a few of you guys yesterday (I went in the early evening). Almost lost my hardon but pushed through. The service was a little rushed—about two minutes of CBJ followed by CFS in a single position. I didn't find the experience satisfying and left feeling disappointed, like I'd wasted my money. To be fair, she wasn't pushy or rude, and I never voiced any concerns or asked to leave, so part of the responsibility is on me. But overall, I wouldn't recommend this experience at that price point.

[Crazy Uncle420]

Went to see the new girl. She is not attractive. Butthead from Beavis and butthead mouth, tall and too thick for me. She tried her best and had decent skills. Probably mid twenties. Not attractive. Table show and BBBJ $$. Didn't try for CFS, Would not repeat.

[DynaMagick]

Visiting Chicago and went to Orange based on all the posts here. No lineup, just greeted by a girl (Bebe) and brought back to a room. I wasn't disappointed though, very nice breasts with nipples that could poke your eye out. Started with a shower where she washed me, then a massage using her assets as well kissing down my body. This lead to FS and she did her absolute best to make me finish, after which was another shower. 9/10 experience, the only reason she doesn't get full points is because she makes a lot of fake moans that were a little off-putting to me.

[James F]

I visited Genelle in Chicago Ridge today. Early 50"s average looking, and heavy. But she has skills and she isn't a clock watcher.

She's been around for a long while but I enjoyed my time with her. Google Chicago Escort Genelle to find her.

[DWaits]

So this is from a and. W. Suburban guy. I really don't know the city. I will be traveling to Ravenswood from the Kennedy on a regular basis in the next couple of months. I noticed several massage parlors on Irving Park, mostly crappy looking store fronts. That doesn't bother me, just looking for L2 or L3 service with a decent provider. I'm not too picky on looks or age, I'm an old guy, but I like a good attitude. Any suggestions are appreciated, and I will post my experiences. Thanks Ohboy.

Given what you describe, Moon Spa on Montrose near Pulaski would fit. There might be 2 women there, but you'd want Yang Yang. She's ok looking for a papasan MILF. But she's very friendly. I tipped her 120 once and then another time got her for QV for 100. CFS both times. 120 included DATY, sucking her tits, and a short massage at the end. I assume she'd be in the 140 range. You might offer 120 with the idea of paying 140 so she thinks you paid for more. LOL. I don't know about CBJ or BBBJ since I was focused on her body.

[WalkingHard]

So this is from a and. W. Suburban guy. I really don't know the city. I will be traveling to Ravenswood from the Kennedy on a regular basis in the next couple of months. I noticed several massage parlors on Irving Park, mostly crappy looking store fronts. That doesn't bother me, just looking for L2 or L3 service with a decent provider. I'm not too picky on looks or age, I'm an old guy, but I like a good attitude. Any suggestions are appreciated, and I will post my experiences. Thanks Ohboy.

No place on Irving Park is really worth your time. Linda Spa on Western just North of Irving Park may be worth checking out as well as Windsor Spa on Pulaski just South of Lawrence but that's a little out of your way but you can get on the Kennedy at Lawrence.

[OF Charlie]

This is very cheap. Almost too good to be true. Is this the market for the area or something?

Just a guess. They are probably making up the difference by offering BBFS. BBFS tip is usually plus 100 for pulling out and plus 200 for cip.

[EddieAvalon]

In town for a bit. Stopped by on a whim. A few reviews suggested a decent menu, so figured I'd give it a go. Met Kim. Very sweet Korean lady, mid 30's maybe. Slim. B's. Great shape though. Very nice and easy to talk to. English was good enough to communicate. Seemed a little cautious at first, but warmed up after a while. $$. 8 all in (including house fee), everything covered. No rush.

Would absolutely repeat.

[Dinosaur9]

$$$ and yes when Mina photo was text to me it was a real photo and there was no surprise when I got there. They also have a website and prices similar to orange.

https://amandaspa198.com/

This is very cheap. Almost too good to be true. Is this the market for the area or something?

[SmileySam]

So this is from an and. W. Suburban guy. I really don't know the city. I will be traveling to Ravenswood from the Kennedy on a regular basis in the next couple of months. I noticed several massage parlors on Irving Park, mostly crappy looking store fronts. That doesn't bother me, just looking for L2 or L3 service with a decent provider. I'm not too picky on looks or age, I'm an old guy, but I like a good attitude. Any suggestions are appreciated, and I will post my experiences. Thanks Ohboy.

Those are all Papasan spots. If you don't care about looks or age or crappy spot, then any will fit the bill.

[Ohboy]

So this is from a and. W. Suburban guy. I really don't know the city. I will be traveling to Ravenswood from the Kennedy on a regular basis in the next couple of months. I noticed several massage parlors on Irving Park, mostly crappy looking store fronts. That doesn't bother me, just looking for L2 or L3 service with a decent provider. I'm not too picky on looks or age, I'm an old guy, but I like a good attitude. Any suggestions are appreciated, and I will post my experiences. Thanks Ohboy.

[ApplePiePussy]

Stopped by Shanghai Extra Large recently for lunch with Kelly. We enjoyed a durian cream pie while watching a cowgirl western (eastern? She let me know that she will be headed back to the homeland soon for a couple months of vacation. With Emily out also, it might be time for me to check out this Amanda place.

[Soulandis]

This is to follow up on my post inquiring about Orange. Unfortunately, one of my work meetings got delayed because the presenter wouldn't shut up, so I got stuck right in the middle of rush hour traffic. It took me around 50 minutes to get to there.

During the drive, I was communicating with the booker to make sure I could get Samantha, and everything seemed good. The dude opened the door for me, which, yeah, is kinda weird to have a guy working at these places. I walked in and asked for Samantha, and a bunch of girls came out who didn't look like Samantha, which confused me. Then one of the Asian girls motioned me to follow her and so I did, and I asked if she was leading me to Samantha, and she stopped, told me to turn around, and pick one of the Latinas. So I'm like, WTF, and ask who's Samantha or is she available? They shake their head no and say she's gone, but you can pick one of us Latinas. It's my first time at one of these places, so I'm just not used to the vibe or having all this attention on me. I almost walk out but say fuck it cause I spent so much energy driving, finding an ATM that wasn't out of order, and have been horny since this morning. I pick Cheery, the darker skinned one since she looks the most like me, had the biggest ass and tits, and thought she would speak the best English. *.

Got to the room, handled payment, and we both stripped. Man, this girl had an enormous ass and fat ass tits. Ridiculous. And the story of the Latinas trying to rush is true. Never had a girl start sucking my nipples, slap a condom on me, and suck my dick so fast. I wasn't even mentally turned on all the way yet. But Jesus, does getting a CBJ make you just want a BBJ instead. I knew she had insane head game but that condom was fucking up the experience. Then we start fucking: doggy (crazy moans), cowgirl (loud as hell), reverse cowgirl (Jesus Christ), and more doggy (ass so fat). Eventually she hops off cause she gets a little tried and accidentally pulls the condom off with her pussy. Gets another and we go back at it and she fucks me for another ten minutes until I cum in reverse cowgirl, which I'm surprised cause it usually hurts my dick in that position. She knew the right angle or something, cause it felt like heaven. But she was fucking the shit out of me and I couldn't hold back anymore. Her ass shaking, gyrating, and seeing her fat pussy lips engulfing my dick was a sight to see. Eventually I came but I haven't been fucked like that in a long time. Overall, probably took like 35 minutes and it was hot as shit in the room. It's also crazy that you can hear everyone else getting fucked and see all the cameras in the room.

Cleaned up and stuff, and I asked her when Samantha left, and she said something in broken English. I jsut said fuck it, it is what it is. We walked out, and she called for Samantha, who was sitting on the couch with some other dude. She came up to me and tried to persuade me to stay and get a massage from her while rubbing my dick. I'm just thinking fuck, why did I have to ask. Now I have to tell this girl who I asked for 5 times no. I made an excuse about getting back home, or else I would. In reality, I don't have $600 to drop in one day. And she didn't look exactly like the Instagram video. Definitely a little darker and some other stuff the filter hid. Still hot af like the rest of the girls tho.

Overall, probably won't be back anytime soon. Commute time is too long for me, I actually want a massage and some teasing / seducing, was not a real GFE, and those Latinas really want you in and out. And unfortunately, they're the only ones I want to see LOL. On top of that, I need to learn Spanish. Un poquito / poco ain't doing shit.

$300 total. As always, YMMV.

[JaleRoca70]

Unfortunately the spot is a Papasan spot. The review was written by his crew. I'd suggest you look at poster's review history.

I had a feeling. Next time I'll go with my gut.