Massage Parlor Reports

[Seattleik]

Went this weekend while I was in town and seeing a post about it that more options were available. I was disappointed that the girl I got didn't wanted to do anything just HJ, my provider Angela was tall slim in black tight leather leggings with pink top. Agreed to a hour massage, the massage itself is great but she didn't like me roaming or touching here while she was giving massage or even the head massage. She even say she didn't like it. Before the flip she placed her hand at my ball sack facing down like what normally happens at other places before the flip but she didn't play or roam her fingers she just placed there for 10 sec not moving her fingers and said to flip. On the flip I try to caress her ass but she pulled away again and said no. No other options were available only HJ which I paid 40 and just laid there while she finished. She showed my her boobs but that was it. Wouldn't recommend her for happy ending only for massage since it was great and relief my back pain her English is limited as well.

[GoaThillBilly]

I had an urge to fuck someone with massive tits. I did a quick search here and got a few results about a few ladies in kings, airport, and VIP. I have never been there before but HOLY FUCK, those ladies are ancient. I'd guess minimum 60. Happy for those who want to bust a nut in them for $$+ but I just wanted to put this out for folks who haven't been there that waste your gas only if you are ok with really old ladies. I'd recommend going to Vancouver, BC and enjoy your fantasy with 20-30's something for the same $.

Totally agree, I am done with the grannies, hopefully their business will decline to the point where they go away. It seems it is headed that way given how busy the places with younger ladies are. I had one that I liked in Marysville and she is probably early 60's. I would see her because she have me a good BBBJ and BBFS for like 150-170 total for a HH. But the last time she was worn out and a bit weird after a probably busy weekend. She did the spray sanitizer on my hands and junk and then I licked my fingers to play with her kitty. She freaked out some and then sprayed my hand again, strike one. Then she lubed up even though she knows I like DATY. Strike two. Then when we were doing the deed the massage table was making noise and she was like Shhhh! Even though there was no one else there except the other old hag, strike 3 and I am out.

[SayOcean]

FYI one of my ATF spinner MILFs Victoria (formerly at Tokyo Renton) is at Q Spa in Shoreline.

I reviewed her here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...885&viewfull=1#post7077885.

I stopped by because I've heard some great things about Victoria's time in Tokyo. Since I don't want to drive so far, I never had the opportunity to meet up with her for a session. The shop is easy to find with discreet parking in the back too. She did ask me if Big Monkey referred me to her and I said yes. So, thanks again for that AussieFury!

Cost: $200 (Was given upfront).

Service: DFK, DATY, 69, BBBJ, Titty Fucking, CFS, CIM.

Note: TUMA is also offered but I declined. Not really my thing

Yeah, I can see the rave about Victoria. I have a thing for milfs and she checks all those boxes. Very nice body and a pretty face to go with it. I thought she was Korean at first, but she is Taiwanese.

Before the massage started, Victoria took off her clothes. The massage lasted about ten minutes since we were both horny, but it was decent. She licked me all over my back and rubbed her tits before switching to a BJ. BJ is amazing; she truly understands how to use her tongue, and I felt no teeth. She requested that I facefuck her after the flip, which I gladly did, and then went on to 69. She undoubtedly enjoys having her nipples and breasts played with. Then she begged for it while in the doggie position. It was pleasant to pound away at her ass while gazing down at it and into the mirror, which was positioned tastefully opposite from us. I was getting close, so I switched to some DATY to have her orgasm before we did some sideways fucking, missionary and eventually I finished in her mouth. She made sure to suck every drop out of me and gave my junior a nice kiss. She was really wet during it all, and there was a lot of moaning and dirty talk.

Since she was the only one working at the time, she skipped the post-sex massage since one or two other mongers did enter the shop. Since I wasn't there for a massage, it didn't bother me. She apologized and returned some change along with some delicious dark toffee chocolate. She also told me that more girls who will be coming in next weekend and one of them really likes ass / prostate play. Although that's not my thing, I know people who enjoy it.

[Manager9]

I had an urge to fuck someone with massive tits. I did a quick search here and got a few results about a few ladies in kings, airport, and VIP. I have never been there before but HOLY FUCK, those ladies are ancient. I'd guess minimum 60. Happy for those who want to bust a nut in them for $$+ but I just wanted to put this out for folks who haven't been there that waste your gas only if you are ok with really old ladies. I'd recommend going to Vancouver, BC and enjoy your fantasy with 20-30's something for the same $.

[WhyNot96]

That's a bummer. I wanted to have a dream about her too, were those not offered / you just didn't do them or did she say no?

Never said no directly but either didn't attempt, pushed my hand away, turned her head, etc. I didn't try to force anything so I just let it play out so I could just get it all over with. I always come in clean, in good shape, good hygiene, so idk if it's a YMMV type thing or that's just how she operates.

[WhyNot96]

That's a bummer. I wanted to have a dream about her too, were those not offered / you just didn't do them or did she say no?

Never said no directly but either didn't attempt, pushed my hand away, turned her head, etc. I didn't try to force anything so I just let it play out so I could just get it all over with. I always come in clean, in good shape, good hygiene, so idk if it's a YMMV type thing or that's just how she operates.

[Whattt]

Got around to seeing the new Colombian girl Allison at JM. TLDR the session was pretty rushed and uneventful. Big tits and big ass but both man made without any jiggle and not really fun to play with. Some tummy fat, thick thighs, face was just alright.

TS was quick with no previews. Massage was actually pretty good and she does like to crack your back and neck. Main event had BBBJ for a quick minute, couple positions, no FIV, no DFK, no DATY. No massage offered after. In and out in about 40 minutes.

Probably the most rushed and unremarkable visit I've ever had. Didn't bother asking how long she would be there for. Wouldn't repeat again especially when there's better options at JM like Summer.

*this post is for entertainment purposes only and fictional.

That's a bummer. I wanted to have a dream about her too, were those not offered / you just didn't do them or did she say no?

[AussieFury]

+1 for Lulu!

She was just what I needed. Super tiny spinner who likes DFK and was excited to take my size.

Personally, I happen to think all providers tell all guys they're "big. " But, I've had some be hesitant and just want to get the deed over with grimacing the whole time while others are eager and excited. Lulu falls in the later category and it's fantastic!

If you liked Lulu, you'll probably also like Rachel at Blue Moon Renton, too.

[TripleThreat]

Stopped by mid week around noon and was greeted by Alice. I offered her $$ for an hour of FS but had to settle for hh. Alice is a cute 45 ish Chinese MILF with a DDs and a little bubble butt on a small frame. After a 10 min meh massage with lots of chatting I flipped over and watched her slide out of her dress so I could take in that fine sexy body. I started in on those melons with large nips, tonguing everywhere and squeezing them in my hands as she stroked me. Then she rubbed them on my stomach and groin, letting the weight of them drag across me. I do not believe they are mm. Still smiling and paying compliments she took me into her mouth and watched me as her head bobbed up and down. Eventually she turned around and backed up to my face so we could please each other. She is very hygienic and clean tasting. I was so ready as I covered up for the workout. Cg, acg, mish and k9. Ultimately a drooling orgasm in mish with legs behind head where I could watch the action. While cleaning up we joked and talked and then we hugged and kissed goodbye - 45 min. Note that there was no kissing, just cheek pecking.

Alice is here for probably just a few more weeks as her home base is NY. Though her English isn't great she likes to talk and ask questions, which I find endearing. She says that she likes this work because she likes to make the boys happy. Mission accomplished.

[WhyNot96]

Got around to seeing the new Colombian girl Allison at JM. TLDR the session was pretty rushed and uneventful. Big tits and big ass but both man made without any jiggle and not really fun to play with. Some tummy fat, thick thighs, face was just alright.

TS was quick with no previews. Massage was actually pretty good and she does like to crack your back and neck. Main event had BBBJ for a quick minute, couple positions, no FIV, no DFK, no DATY. No massage offered after. In and out in about 40 minutes.

Probably the most rushed and unremarkable visit I've ever had. Didn't bother asking how long she would be there for. Wouldn't repeat again especially when there's better options at JM like Summer.

*this post is for entertainment purposes only and fictional.

[DyanRay]

+1 for Lulu!

She was just what I needed. Super tiny spinner who likes DFK and was excited to take my size.

Personally, I happen to think all providers tell all guys they're "big. " But, I've had some be hesitant and just want to get the deed over with grimacing the whole time while others are eager and excited. Lulu falls in the later category and it's fantastic!

Burien was an absolute bust with fatties galore when I scouted last week. But when I was at Lins, the "other girl" was busy so I never got to peep her.

That inkling of fomo paired with RoadHazard's report of a spinner there was enough for ne to swing back. And super glad I did.

I don't know if it's the same girl who RH reviewed as Cici but she told me her name was Lulu. Tiny spinner. Tiny. Her face immediately looked very familiar so I asked if maybe I knew her as a different name. She said she also goes by Lisa.

200 dropped and no problem. Smiled and left, came back and dropped the dress. God damn.

She looks like a ballerina. Tiny taught tight. Fully natural body, shaved + trimmed beautiful snatch (which was very very tite). Amazing smile. Decent English.

CBJ was fine, but FS is the highlight. MPCFS with acrobatics. Loved being picked up and fucked slomo. Finished in ACG as she pounded it out of me with a massive smile on her very pretty face.

Then I realized why she looked familiar. Her face is a doppelganger for supermilf Kathy. Lulu looks younger, way shorter and thinner, but a gorgeous face that reminded me of Kathy. Imagine that face on Fia's body and that's a fair image. Her body looks 20-something (no joke). Her face is EARLY MILF, and only belies her MILF status because it's seen some sun. I'd guess her true age 30 something. She looks like a 20 something who hangs at the beach.

Massage was decent too. Tell her Big Monkey sent you and you'll probably see that megawatt smile.

Only complaint is the bathroom smelled like it housed a litterbox years ago and the cat peed on the walls. There's literally a spot under the sink where I think it used to be.

Anyway, Lulu at Lins is the only current Burien FS provider I want to see again. In a single word, it was FUN.

[AussieFury]

I wasn't planning a massage today, but I was near JM anyway so decided to at least get eyes on the new girl, Rachel.

Coco greeted me. Turns out Rachel was a bad "fit" for this line of work due to her… diminuative anatomy.

I saw Summer looking just as hot as I remembered. Great service, too.

I also met Allison, the Colombian girl (too curvy for my personal taste but I've been liking them smaller lately).

Rachel's replacement is Anna. When I met her I knew immediately I wanted to stay. She just gave off an "I am a super fun time" vibe.

Happy to report my vibe sensor is still working.

Anna was a blast. Short, MMs, standard Asian booty. Not old, not young, just right. Blonde highlights in her long hair. Killer smile.

She's in from NYC. Table shower was a soapy blast. Loved watching her straddle me soapy and two hand stroke me with a smile.

She's not trying to sell the GF fantasy, but she's nowhere near transactional either. She knows you're there for a good time, so she may as well have a good time, too! Great vibe.

She's playfully bossy with perfect English. Lots of eye contact. Did this crazy thing during BBBJ where she lubed the head then BLS'd me while doing circular hand and finger strokes on the head. Almost blasted right in her hair with that shit.

CFS is TIIIITE. Start slow. She enjoys it all: fast slow deep shallow her on top me on top behind under over etc.

She is a fun hour. Finishes with amazing massage. Trained in the US.

She's here for 9 more days. The manager said not to bother writing a review.

So this is not a review. It's just me doing what I always do: tell it like I see it.

I'll go back next month to write a review. But I plan on seeing Anna again before then because I enjoy fun.

Say hi from Big Monkey. .

[FlyingGolfball]

Texted Iris earlier. Due to 405 construction, I couldn't make it up north. I wish I had.

Iris picked Lucy for me to see.

Walked in, 6/10 face girl greeted. If it was Lucy, I might have gone back home. Well, it wasn't her. Lucy was short, plum lips and cute face. Probably mid-late 20's, possibly early 30's.

MM D cups, flat butt, not skinny, not fat. Just average.

She was closer to PSE than GFE. Very fake moaning, etc.

Her DT was good but BBBJ had some teeth on the way. TUMA and BLS was good, though.

Some 69 and more BBBJ. Cover came on and CG then mish to finish.

After Aki-Mandy-Yuki-Vivi run, no one can beat that race (maybe Alyssa or Angela).

I didn't expect much and didn't get much. Just average service that I would probably forget in a couple of months. No wonder why reviews are slow lately.

Sorry for being brutally honest.

[AussieFury]

Cool, much appreciated. I'll check it out one of these days. Are the providers Chinese or Vietnamese?

Chinese.

If there were a quality 200 hr Viet AMP I'd be broke.

The Tukwila house and Diva / Luxe in Renton have Viets but I find the service low and price high.

Hally and Tasha are great but not AMPs.

Mindy / Cindy in Kent is ok but starting to show her age and her rates are too high.

[AussieFury]

I see it's much quieter lately about Good / Tokyo folks.

Line ups so-so?

405 closure is killing me to travel up north.

I tried Tokyo but it's always rushed.

Looking for some info on Good but I see almost nothing.

I saw May early in the month. She's a hot pre-MILF spinner with a VERY high energy level. It was a bit too much energy for me, but I'm enjoying more chill GFE vibe lately more than PSE vibe (FS covered, of course).

Haven't met Lucy but I'm told she has big tits.

Bianca is tall and thin.

If I get time I might drop by to try one.

FYI I started taking a new medication recently. It's really been slowing down my "hobby drive. ".