Massage Parlor Reports

[WhyNot96]

Got around to seeing the new Colombian girl Allison at JM. TLDR the session was pretty rushed and uneventful. Big tits and big ass but both man made without any jiggle and not really fun to play with. Some tummy fat, thick thighs, face was just alright.

TS was quick with no previews. Massage was actually pretty good and she does like to crack your back and neck. Main event had BBBJ for a quick minute, couple positions, no FIV, no DFK, no DATY. No massage offered after. In and out in about 40 minutes.

Probably the most rushed and unremarkable visit I've ever had. Didn't bother asking how long she would be there for. Wouldn't repeat again especially when there's better options at JM like Summer.

*this post is for entertainment purposes only and fictional.

[DyanRay]

+1 for Lulu!

She was just what I needed. Super tiny spinner who likes DFK and was excited to take my size.

Personally, I happen to think all providers tell all guys they're "big. " But, I've had some be hesitant and just want to get the deed over with grimacing the whole time while others are eager and excited. Lulu falls in the later category and it's fantastic!

Burien was an absolute bust with fatties galore when I scouted last week. But when I was at Lins, the "other girl" was busy so I never got to peep her.

That inkling of fomo paired with RoadHazard's report of a spinner there was enough for ne to swing back. And super glad I did.

I don't know if it's the same girl who RH reviewed as Cici but she told me her name was Lulu. Tiny spinner. Tiny. Her face immediately looked very familiar so I asked if maybe I knew her as a different name. She said she also goes by Lisa.

200 dropped and no problem. Smiled and left, came back and dropped the dress. God damn.

She looks like a ballerina. Tiny taught tight. Fully natural body, shaved + trimmed beautiful snatch (which was very very tite). Amazing smile. Decent English.

CBJ was fine, but FS is the highlight. MPCFS with acrobatics. Loved being picked up and fucked slomo. Finished in ACG as she pounded it out of me with a massive smile on her very pretty face.

Then I realized why she looked familiar. Her face is a doppelganger for supermilf Kathy. Lulu looks younger, way shorter and thinner, but a gorgeous face that reminded me of Kathy. Imagine that face on Fia's body and that's a fair image. Her body looks 20-something (no joke). Her face is EARLY MILF, and only belies her MILF status because it's seen some sun. I'd guess her true age 30 something. She looks like a 20 something who hangs at the beach.

Massage was decent too. Tell her Big Monkey sent you and you'll probably see that megawatt smile.

Only complaint is the bathroom smelled like it housed a litterbox years ago and the cat peed on the walls. There's literally a spot under the sink where I think it used to be.

Anyway, Lulu at Lins is the only current Burien FS provider I want to see again. In a single word, it was FUN.

[AussieFury]

I wasn't planning a massage today, but I was near JM anyway so decided to at least get eyes on the new girl, Rachel.

Coco greeted me. Turns out Rachel was a bad "fit" for this line of work due to her… diminuative anatomy.

I saw Summer looking just as hot as I remembered. Great service, too.

I also met Allison, the Colombian girl (too curvy for my personal taste but I've been liking them smaller lately).

Rachel's replacement is Anna. When I met her I knew immediately I wanted to stay. She just gave off an "I am a super fun time" vibe.

Happy to report my vibe sensor is still working.

Anna was a blast. Short, MMs, standard Asian booty. Not old, not young, just right. Blonde highlights in her long hair. Killer smile.

She's in from NYC. Table shower was a soapy blast. Loved watching her straddle me soapy and two hand stroke me with a smile.

She's not trying to sell the GF fantasy, but she's nowhere near transactional either. She knows you're there for a good time, so she may as well have a good time, too! Great vibe.

She's playfully bossy with perfect English. Lots of eye contact. Did this crazy thing during BBBJ where she lubed the head then BLS'd me while doing circular hand and finger strokes on the head. Almost blasted right in her hair with that shit.

CFS is TIIIITE. Start slow. She enjoys it all: fast slow deep shallow her on top me on top behind under over etc.

She is a fun hour. Finishes with amazing massage. Trained in the US.

She's here for 9 more days. The manager said not to bother writing a review.

So this is not a review. It's just me doing what I always do: tell it like I see it.

I'll go back next month to write a review. But I plan on seeing Anna again before then because I enjoy fun.

Say hi from Big Monkey. .

[FlyingGolfball]

Texted Iris earlier. Due to 405 construction, I couldn't make it up north. I wish I had.

Iris picked Lucy for me to see.

Walked in, 6/10 face girl greeted. If it was Lucy, I might have gone back home. Well, it wasn't her. Lucy was short, plum lips and cute face. Probably mid-late 20's, possibly early 30's.

MM D cups, flat butt, not skinny, not fat. Just average.

She was closer to PSE than GFE. Very fake moaning, etc.

Her DT was good but BBBJ had some teeth on the way. TUMA and BLS was good, though.

Some 69 and more BBBJ. Cover came on and CG then mish to finish.

After Aki-Mandy-Yuki-Vivi run, no one can beat that race (maybe Alyssa or Angela).

I didn't expect much and didn't get much. Just average service that I would probably forget in a couple of months. No wonder why reviews are slow lately.

Sorry for being brutally honest.

[AussieFury]

Cool, much appreciated. I'll check it out one of these days. Are the providers Chinese or Vietnamese?

Chinese.

If there were a quality 200 hr Viet AMP I'd be broke.

The Tukwila house and Diva / Luxe in Renton have Viets but I find the service low and price high.

Hally and Tasha are great but not AMPs.

Mindy / Cindy in Kent is ok but starting to show her age and her rates are too high.

[AussieFury]

I see it's much quieter lately about Good / Tokyo folks.

Line ups so-so?

405 closure is killing me to travel up north.

I tried Tokyo but it's always rushed.

Looking for some info on Good but I see almost nothing.

I saw May early in the month. She's a hot pre-MILF spinner with a VERY high energy level. It was a bit too much energy for me, but I'm enjoying more chill GFE vibe lately more than PSE vibe (FS covered, of course).

Haven't met Lucy but I'm told she has big tits.

Bianca is tall and thin.

If I get time I might drop by to try one.

FYI I started taking a new medication recently. It's really been slowing down my "hobby drive. ".

[AussieFury]

Have free time tomorrow and will be heading to Seattle in the afternoon.

I've been missing MM and wanted to k ow where you guys think is best currently.

Looking for a tight and tiny spinner who will ride. Anywhere from the Southend up to downtown Seattle.

Appreciate the leads.

May at Good Renton.

Rachel at Blue Moon Renton.

Lulu at Lins Burien.

[AussieFury]

Anyone at JM or Seattle area who like to toss the salad?

You want BeiBei at Macy Spa in Tacoma.

[Spity1000]

Sorry, yes. Blue Moon. Service was great. Not always the case here, but it is this month with Rachel.

They usually only have one girl working since it's relatively new, but Rachel said she might stay two months and a new girl will join her.

And this place is definitely less crowded than any of the other FS Renton spots because fewer people have it on their radar.

Cool, much appreciated. I'll check it out one of these days. Are the providers Chinese or Vietnamese?

[BronteDunn]

Have free time tomorrow and will be heading to Seattle in the afternoon.

I've been missing MM and wanted to k ow where you guys think is best currently.

Looking for a tight and tiny spinner who will ride. Anywhere from the Southend up to downtown Seattle.

Appreciate the leads.

[Marko Ramius]

Now that I think about it, nearly every massage girl I've seen more than once this year has given me her number. I don't think I'm special or unique and I suspect they are giving their numbers out to most dudes now.

Why is that? Well, in the past I've noticed that they are more likely to share a number if business is slow and they want you to come in when they don't have any business. I can't see how that's true with Shanghai, Good, or Tokyo but there you are.

This is also a pretty new thing with the Chinese operations, as historically they rotated the girls all over the place and you were unlikely to see the same girl at the same shop or incall, ever.

[FigLeaf]

Great review. Never been to JM, only fantasies of Tokyo. Is JM similar with $$/ hh all in, or is it house plus $$/ hh? I've heard Tokyo is $$$ for 4 hands all in, but maybe because you had an hour?

After reading, I had to visit on my trip out here. Had to wait about 15 minutes but was well worth the wait.

Drew Anna. 5'4" and about 120 lbs with perfect natural C's. English was assisted by Translator. Gave house 60 and upped her double Bennie for all in. TS was busy started with a very good back massage including rubbing her bare everything all up and down my back. 10 minutes in and off we go to the TS where she joined me rubbing all over with her very nice C's. Gave a preview of what was to come with about 60 seconds of BBBJDT w / BLS.

Dried each other off and back to the room where the BBBJDT w / BLS continued so almost blew. Had her lay down for some DATO / DATY. If I didn't know better, the leg twitching and back arching would make me think she thoroughly enjoyed that.

On to the mish, then several other positions before ending. Used up the last 15 of the hour with further massaging of back and legs.

Also 2 others that were very similar in proportions while waiting
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[Beerman1982]

Abundance of Asian menu out there. Wanting something different and opted to check out lechona at JM in Seattle. Good looks (much like Shakira) with a lot of natural padding upstairs and down. If you want slender twenty-something, this isn't it. Allison has some 'loose' skin around the middle (baby or weight gain, don't know and don't care). She's very playful and want to please. She spent quite a bit of time cracking my back and kneading out knots. Play was also good. Overall solid performance. Like having some western menu options.

[Spity1000]

Had the inverse of your experience.

Exchanged numbers with a Bellevue AMP provider after 1 visit (full hour + HE) at a non-FS shop. She was very personable during and after the session, we texted back and forth for several weeks. She always initiated and I dutifully responded, intrigued by how far she'd go. She eventually suggested a hotel meeting in Redmond: 2+ hrs FS for the price of an hour with a TNA provider. She wanted me to cover the hotel room, too. I politely noped out, she got grumpy, and I blocked her.

Curious about WeChat: its "privacy ecosystem" is purportedly very weak. However, as a monger who uses a burner app--that's inherently more risky than using a burner phone--I'm trying to discern whether using WeChat would be any more dangerous than what I'm doing now?

If you have a burner phone then that's all good. Most people don't have that luxury, and giving your number away is risky these days with how common SMS / phone scams are. Also I've noticed the girls are more willing to give away their wechat than phone numbers.

[AgingHusky]

Short walk from the hotel so I gave it a try.

MILF with nat Bs.

Ok massage. On the flip it was on. Aunt Flo was visiting so activities were limited. No doubt the menu is open.

Did you catch her name? Menu? Is this the Aroma down by Juanita?