Massage Parlor Reports

**Final Fantasy** · 05-26-25 08:33

The wretched stench you are likely noticing is the smell of ketosis. It's a very distinct and horrible smell. It means basically that the girl isn't eating. You'll notice that the chubby ones don't have that smell. Not sure if these girls are being starved or trying to keep their weight down, so as to look more attractive to the client. Sometimes they're bringing in $140 or more an hour, and the idea that the house might basically take all of it in one form or another is pretty sad. These jack shack owners are greedy beyond compare, so I don't put it past them.

Originally Posted by Fitzie00 [View Original Post]

Thank you. The mood is ruined for me when a lady's sexy whisper reeks of kimchi.

And yes, a travel toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash are kept in my car if need be.

**Fitzie00** · 05-26-25 06:30

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

OK, what is it about AMP providers and oral hygiene? OMG sanitizer on the hands and my junk, but have you ever heard of a toothbrush and mouthwash? Could kill a bear with one breath.

Thank you. The mood is ruined for me when a lady's sexy whisper reeks of kimchi.

And yes, a travel toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash are kept in my car if need be.

**SandersNut** · 05-25-25 18:29

This is a new option for amps in northern Oakland county. Summer was the mt that greeted me. Average looks, late 20's early 30's slim with D's for tata's. . 8 for HR massage. She wanted to negotiate for CBJ and topless (I didn't ask about FS) but I was with limited funds so I opted for handshake for. 5.

The house is very nice, newly remodeled 2 story on feather stone. I'll return to see whatelse it has to offer. Happy hunting.

SN.

**Ts1976** · 05-25-25 18:18

I always look forward to my business trips to the Detroit area for a bit more FS action. Not a lot happening here in Atlanta.

My first AMP visit on this trip was to Earthtone Spa in Riverview. It is about 8 miles from DTW and is tucked away in a small bungalow with discreet parking in the back. I tried calling several times beforehand to confirm they were open, but no one answered. When I arrived, I walked up to the front doorit was locked. I rang the doorbell, but there was still no response. Just as I was about to leave, I heard someone yell "you want massage?" from the side of the building. I walked around and was greeted by Tee Nee a decent-looking Korean lady, late 50's or early 60's, with long brown hair, who was standing in the door in a bathrobe.

The inside of this place is crowded and dumpy-looking. It looked like it was decorated from a garage sale. I was led back to a rear bedroom. Tee Nee left and, shortly later, returned in a negligee. The massage itself was horrible. It consisted entirely of light rubbing with no oil. At one point, she started lightly brushing my back with her long hair and did some mild teasing. Meh. No matter. The massage was not my main interest. On the flip, a brief negotiation started, and then she went right to work for the main event. The negligee came off. BBBJ followed by CFS in multiple positions until I filled the bag. Massage 1/10, but the ending was a 6/10. $ 80 to the house for one hour, $ 180 for the extras. The CFS was decent, but I probably won't return.

**LunasMan** · 05-25-25 18:12

Has anyone been recently? Any intel to provide?

**LunasMan** · 05-25-25 16:52

There is no running water or electricity in the house to my knowledge which is why they always had a heater in the room during the winter. Maybe I'm wrong.

Originally Posted by HarryDude [View Original Post]

Yeah it was so bad I thought about just leaving. Opened the lid, not the top the part wife's ***** about LOL.

Also the shower was grimy and the sink like a lot of map's had wash clothes and a bar soap. I was surprised as in past visits it wasn't bad so I bet it's based on which lady is there. Unfortunately the ones I saw before didn't offer FS. I didn't go often but figured it's fairly safe without connecting neighbors and cars rarely there. Guess that assumption was wrong.

**HarryDude** · 05-25-25 09:55

Originally Posted by RWhite [View Original Post]

Yes the stand alone house but had a parking lot for a driveway. The bathroom was disgusting? Eewww.

Yeah it was so bad I thought about just leaving. Opened the lid, not the top the part wife's ***** about LOL.

Also the shower was grimy and the sink like a lot of map's had wash clothes and a bar soap. I was surprised as in past visits it wasn't bad so I bet it's based on which lady is there. Unfortunately the ones I saw before didn't offer FS. I didn't go often but figured it's fairly safe without connecting neighbors and cars rarely there. Guess that assumption was wrong.

**BuddyHeld11** · 05-24-25 16:58

For the heretofore uninitiated, Joy is booking under "Anna" at JOA Therapy in Center Line near Coolidge & Van Dyke. If boss lady Julie (who won't take a grat) isn't busy you might just get some serious four hands. 8 + 8.

**RWhite** · 05-23-25 16:11

Originally Posted by HarryDude [View Original Post]

That was the stand alone house off Milford Rd, right? Last time I was there was offered FS ok looking but I used the bathroom before starting an it was gross. I figured if she's doing that to the bathroom without cleaning I could only imagine what down stairs was like LOL.

Yes the stand alone house but had a parking lot for a driveway. The bathroom was disgusting? Eewww.

**SandersNut** · 05-23-25 15:13

Delete some messages and try again.

**BuddyHeld11** · 05-23-25 08:54

Originally Posted by DirtySparty [View Original Post]

Earthtone is not my favorite, massage is just so-so. If you are looking for full service though, it's offered. I think the last time I was there it was 2 to the girl for cfs, I don't remember the house fee, I want to say it was around 60-80. Ladies are like most AMPs though, mostly in their 40's, maybe even older. But willing to do pretty much anything.

They seemed put out when I showed. Bad timing? Who knows? I'm no George Clooney but I'm no Don Knotts either. I won't return.

**HouseOfCards** · 05-22-25 19:13

Originally Posted by IWonderWhy [View Original Post]

Any seniors want to confirm my concerns that this ad is just a scammer?

Advertised phone number is 716-***-5054.

Probably. A quick google of the number gets results from several different locations, most of which are nowhere near here. You do you, but I wouldn't trust it.

**IWonderWhy** · 05-22-25 15:44

Any seniors want to confirm my concerns that this ad is just a scammer?

Advertised phone number is 716-402-5054.

**DirtySparty** · 05-22-25 14:58

Originally Posted by Ts1976 [View Original Post]

I will be traveling to Detroit on business this week. Does anyone have any recent experiences at Earthtone in Riverview? Is it worth the drive from the airport ?

Earthtone is not my favorite, massage is just so-so. If you are looking for full service though, it's offered. I think the last time I was there it was 2 to the girl for cfs, I don't remember the house fee, I want to say it was around 60-80. Ladies are like most AMPs though, mostly in their 40's, maybe even older. But willing to do pretty much anything.

**OnTheRoad2019** · 05-22-25 12:15

I'm a schill for Bonita? You're hilarious. Is she somebody that I visit regularly, yes.

But I have over 160 posts going through multiple headings and giving advice on many different providers.

YOU have 12 posts and 8 are knocking other providers or saying how WONDERFUL Lisa is. That * has cancelled on me 6 of the 8 times I've scheduled with her. And 3 of them were while I'm driving to her place.

Does she have an incredibly hot body? Yes she does. Is it worth setting up my limited schedule to have her druggy ass blow off the appointment? Hell no!

And you could say maybe I rubbed her the wrong way. But that doesn't explain her TAKING my appointments in the first place. Or the line of others that she has done the exact same thing to.

I'm willing to bet this IS actually Lisa, based on your posts.

Either way, eat a dick 🖕.

Originally Posted by ArchangelM [View Original Post]

If you look at posts by "OnTheRoad2019" in Detroit and Ann arbor, it is clear he is a white knight for Bonita and is trying to tear the competition down. There is no evidence of drug use, just scared of the competition.