Massage Parlor Reports

[RogueTwo59]

Josselyn or Yasamin. Couldn't really tell her accent is pretty thick even on top of the decent English she spoke. Maybe 5'11- 6' feet not a big deal I'm tall. She wore a Sundress this attire I never seen before at massage spas. ((Jackpot)) I'm sure I could end this review here. Maybe early 40's I didn't ask just appeared older looking. C cups with a BBL you can tell she got in her younger years. She flashed it on her walk out so I could get undressed.

Massage was pretty decent whenever she actually used 2 hands. Still not a big deal. I didn't walk in with intentions of getting a high level massage to begin with. Mutual touch allowed and she had thong under the dressed. At some point she sat on the back of head 1 hand massage 1 hand texting I could tell she had the key sounds on so you could hear every button press. Major teasing in this position also she started to rub her cat on my head I rub back some tho I will admit I was a little sketched out, this is my first time meeting this lady and I'm sure she's been doing this for years. I'm under a dress at this point if it gets funky I'm liable to pass out. LOL. On the flip she offers me the menu BJ $100 FS $200. I'm not paying $200 for said at this stage in life. I may get there just not there yet. I opt for the BJ this is what I enjoy when I indulge. Pay the lady she proceeds. Grabs a paper towel and goes to work. Every so often spitting into the paper towel and saying "No ahhh me mouth". With her own version of a male orgasm face. I'm a gentleman no problem. After about 5 minutes of this she stops and says "be right back". Comes back with a cover puts it on me and says "shhhh you * me don't tell anyone" mish is pretty decent and she is definitely into it. Not sure how most of you do it but this on a massage table isn't fun. She finishes and pushes me out, gets up turns around says "okay you turn" standing doggy is amazing probably should've started here and saved goddamn knees. Man down and well worth it.

Massage 4/10.

Provider 15/10.

She was so damn cool and so damn cute that her texting on the phone all of the massage part didn't matter.

[MassageAwesome]

A tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of mongers even visit this site, let alone comment or PM. The idea that someone from here happened to be where you were at the time you were is remote.

Why did you think they were arguing about who gets to be your girlfriend? Do you bring them both food / flowers / gifts? We can infer from this you are a regular. If you are a regular, high tipper then they were likely arguing about whose turn it was or whose client it was. They were arguing about your WALLET because that is the kind of boyfriend they want. And by that I mean, the providers want to be your boyfriend for one hour until the next high tipping "boyfriend" comes in the shop.

LOL, next time you hear them arguing, just walk out in the hall, hold up a couple of hundreds, and say "fight, and the winner shall have me. " Or say, "stop arguing, you both can have me. ".

[The Wiseacre]

Which one of you mongers were around today when your provider started yelling about something in the hallway and my provider had to leave my room to yell and scream back at her? I'd be curious to hear what you know about what started it all.

When my provider returned to my room, she was a bit shaken I think. I've been around for some very loud provider fights before, and this was as loud as any.

Unless you were there today, DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHERE IT WAS. Not going to discuss that. But if you were there, I'd love to compare notes.

I think they were arguing because they both wanted to be my girlfriend, but I guess it's possible that it was something else.

A tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of mongers even visit this site, let alone comment or PM. The idea that someone from here happened to be where you were at the time you were is remote.

Why did you think they were arguing about who gets to be your girlfriend? Do you bring them both food / flowers / gifts? We can infer from this you are a regular. If you are a regular, high tipper then they were likely arguing about whose turn it was or whose client it was. They were arguing about your WALLET because that is the kind of boyfriend they want. And by that I mean, the providers want to be your boyfriend for one hour until the next high tipping "boyfriend" comes in the shop.

[SolidMan34]

It happens. Most times it's a dude who didn't like what he saw. They took his money for said time and placed him in a room. Dude got impatient because Dude didn't want to wait, Dude usually knows when his talent works at said place, said talent is with prior customer. Place doesn't want to lose fee so they converse in foreign language, dude mistakes foreign language for argument. Etc. I experienced this multiple times usually in the mist of Awesomeness. She usually has to scurry around to get out there for the sake of the house fee being secured. Dude always leaves. Can we stop being Dude or not. LOL.

No. WTF? If you were there, PM me.

[RogueTwo59]

Which one of you mongers were around today when your provider started yelling about something in the hallway and my provider had to leave my room to yell and scream back at her? I'd be curious to hear what you know about what started it all.

When my provider returned to my room, she was a bit shaken I think. I've been around for some very loud provider fights before, and this was as loud as any.

Unless you were there today, DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHERE IT WAS. Not going to discuss that. But if you were there, I'd love to compare notes.

I think they were arguing because they both wanted to be my girlfriend, but I guess it's possible that it was something else.

It happens. Most times it's a dude who didn't like what he saw. They took his money for said time and placed him in a room. Dude got impatient because Dude didn't want to wait, Dude usually knows when his talent works at said place, said talent is with prior customer. Place doesn't want to lose fee so they converse in foreign language, dude mistakes foreign language for argument. Etc. I experienced this multiple times usually in the mist of Awesomeness. She usually has to scurry around to get out there for the sake of the house fee being secured. Dude always leaves. Can we stop being Dude or not. LOL.

[AvgJhsn]

Was over in the area and had an itch. When I got there nothing but vacant store front. Google maps says temporary closed, looks permanent. Another one gone.

[SolidMan34]

Often times if it's a language you don't understand it may appear that they are yelling or screaming. But they aren't. At least not what they consider yelling and screaming. Have you ever seen two people in a foreign language talking and it gets louder? You're even thinking to yourself 'man they are about to fist fight'. But then they end up laughing. That could've been what it was.

If you were actually there, PM me.

[Darmour88]

Which one of you mongers were around today when your provider started yelling about something in the hallway and my provider had to leave my room to yell and scream back at her? I'd be curious to hear what you know about what started it all.

When my provider returned to my room, she was a bit shaken I think. I've been around for some very loud provider fights before, and this was as loud as any.

Unless you were there today, DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHERE IT WAS. Not going to discuss that. But if you were there, I'd love to compare notes.

I think they were arguing because they both wanted to be my girlfriend, but I guess it's possible that it was something else.

Often times if it's a language you don't understand it may appear that they are yelling or screaming. But they aren't. At least not what they consider yelling and screaming. Have you ever seen two people in a foreign language talking and it gets louder? You're even thinking to yourself 'man they are about to fist fight'. But then they end up laughing. That could've been what it was.

[SolidMan34]

Which one of you mongers were around today when your provider started yelling about something in the hallway and my provider had to leave my room to yell and scream back at her? I'd be curious to hear what you know about what started it all.

When my provider returned to my room, she was a bit shaken I think. I've been around for some very loud provider fights before, and this was as loud as any.

Unless you were there today, DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHERE IT WAS. Not going to discuss that. But if you were there, I'd love to compare notes.

I think they were arguing because they both wanted to be my girlfriend, but I guess it's possible that it was something else.

[FreudFro]

I post reviews from all over the country, but a recent review of Meet Massage outside ATL has meant my inbox being inundated with questions about how much the tip was. Even though my review clearly indicated "standard pricing".

Never had this happen before from other areas when I review. Is ATL now Poor Town? If you don't think you can afford the tip, stay home and spanky wanky. If you don't know what "standard pricing" is, spend 10 minutes reading the goddamn forum!

Soon I will review a 2nd place I visited near Meet Massage that needs an update, and it was another 5-star visit. Let's chill out on the DMs.

/ rantoff.

I think "standard pricing" means different things to different people. It might just be easier to list what you paid to avoid the hassle of a full inbox in the future.

FWIW, I agree with you. Search the forums when you need some info, ask only when you can't find it. Getting users to do that is a different story. .

[Wizard22]

If you don't think you can afford the tip, stay home and spanky wanky.

/ rantoff.

Too funny!

[GorosDawg]

I post reviews from all over the country, but a recent review of Meet Massage outside ATL has meant my inbox being inundated with questions about how much the tip was. Even though my review clearly indicated "standard pricing".

Never had this happen before from other areas when I review. Is ATL now Poor Town? If you don't think you can afford the tip, stay home and spanky wanky. If you don't know what "standard pricing" is, spend 10 minutes reading the goddamn forum!

Soon I will review a 2nd place I visited near Meet Massage that needs an update, and it was another 5-star visit. Let's chill out on the DMs.

/ rantoff.

I find it easier to just put in the actual amount since it might help with negotiations.

[TruckerChet]

I post reviews from all over the country, but a recent review of Meet Massage outside ATL has meant my inbox being inundated with questions about how much the tip was. Even though my review clearly indicated "standard pricing".

Never had this happen before from other areas when I review. Is ATL now Poor Town? If you don't think you can afford the tip, stay home and spanky wanky. If you don't know what "standard pricing" is, spend 10 minutes reading the goddamn forum!

Soon I will review a 2nd place I visited near Meet Massage that needs an update, and it was another 5-star visit. Let's chill out on the DMs.

/ rantoff.

[CastingLures]

So according to google, New Life Massage on Pleasant Hill is "permanently closed". Anyone have the scoop?

Kayla was great looking and would lure you in with a great smile but the experience was god awful. One handed massage, very little tease and definitely no please. Didn't seem to care. I think she has another location or two, maybe the former 888 Massage in Lawrenceville is hers?

Still open under new ownership I believe along with her other spot Glow in L'ville. She still has the old 888 spot.

She has a regular book of business which tells me she is either uper UTR or guys just like how she looks. I have heard rumors of her opening up so who knows.

[CastingLures]

I went to Chi Massage and was extremely disappointed. The last time I tried to go she was in the back and another man in the waiting area so I left. I go last weekend and they were getting the air fixed. Anyway the massage was horrible and nothing was on the table. It was 2 Latina chick's working there and the younger one was straight horrible. Will never go back.

Then I tried to go to a spot (I will let you guys know once I'm tired of it) and I have being getting HJ from there but I have been fucking the owner wife. I think she runs it because I remember one time when I went there he was at the place asking me "do I want a massage". I got a card and left but this was about a year ago. Now I be fucking the shit out his wife I think it is and I can't explain why but anyway he was a the place today so I didn't even get out the car and left.

I heard Elite was close but it was trash anyway.

I guess I'll keep going to old reliable until I'm tired of her then I post my review about the place. I don't want to say the spot right now because last time I reviewed a spot one of y'all crazy ass try to take it.

Chi has been a no go for me for a minute. The ladies are always unappealing and the shop is pretty sketch. Better options near by.

Elite has become boring and the "new" latinas from Sam's shops don't do it for me either.