Massage Parlor Reports

[JangliJawan]

Gents, any recommendations for a really good massage near Bellevue, Issaquah? Doesn't need to be too much more than that, maybe a hint of a handy LOL at the end. Just need a very good massage that is less than a hundred LOL. Thank you in advance.

[AussieFury]

Going off memory here over the past few months.

West Seattle.

Sun. Sandy both times, 30's-40's MILF, decent massage, FS covered but enthusiastic. April 2025.

Jasmine. No name sorry but it's always the same lady 40/50's average looks but slim, about 5'4", LMT massage w / vanilla happy ending, clothes stay on. March 2025 but have been back since to see if there's new talent but same lady.

East West. Summer, younger 20'something nice body, very friendly & engaging, mid massage but enthusiastic DATY & she's reached orgasm from mish with was fun & unusual, tho I did give her a hard pounding. Came back for round two but was different girl so I passed. April 2025.

4 hands. Mamasan gives the massage but if you want extras she'll swap in a slutty looking younger fucktoy to finish you off while MMS listens in on your action. Kinky. Late March 2025.

Ocean. Too old granny, passed on her multiple times, but last visit she said new girl starts tomorrow (which was last week). March 2025.

White Center.

Mia Spa. Mia, 20/30's something Vietnamese Jessica Rabbit Stunner w / slight case of GPS. No massage skip to the action. DATY, mish, multiple positions, covered, insists on 260 or she'll give you the stink eye. Late April 2025.

Beijing. Granny. Good massage, will offer CBJ but I passed. Feb 2025.

Cozy Spa. Sorry no names but it's been the same crew for about 4 months now, younger curvy attractive talent, very vocal & loves to fuck. They do have a table shower here. Feb / March 2025.

Burien.

Cloud6 - LOL I think they meant 9 but got it flipped. GILF Emma wearing strappy red lingerie, very enthusiastic DATY & camel slides but it was my 3 adventure for the day & funds where running low so hard no on FS with my the paltry 100 tip (understandable). May 2025.

Lin. Spinner Cici, very enthusiastic FS, CBJ, forgot how fun it is to toss around a 80 lb fucktoy. Late April 2025.

Phenix. Lilly, a bit thick but playful. Typical FS, light pecks, prob won't be back until they rotate. Bummed I missed out on Yao from AF's reports. March 2025.

Garden. Scouting mission, plump 40-50's something, didn't partake. Early May 2025.

NW Bliss. Mostly LMT / legit but offers occasional extras depending on who you pull. Same owner for years (tiny mamasan w / hard boundaries) but recently hired 2 fit & tone GILFs, one of them MeiMei, the other didn't catch her name. MeiMei is the taller one with purple hair, pushed boundaries but managed camel slides & DATY but always a hard no on FS here. The other one with abs of steel (sorry didn't catch name) loves OTC pussy play but never anything more than oiled up happy ending (if that). April 2025.

You beat me to it. I hit all the known FS spots in Burien last week and saw non-stop chubbies and fatties.

I've never stayed at Lin, tho. MMS with tattoo on her shoulder answered the door. She's a bit past her shelf life for me. Can you tell us more about Cici at Lins?

[AussieFury]

Thanks for the share AF.

I couldn't find a Q Spa on rubmaps or google for Shoreline. Only place that comes up close is Q Massage located at 1216 NE 145th St (nearby a Starbucks and Subway). Is this the place you are referring to?

Q Spa. Q Massage. It's all a blur. LOL.

Yes that's where Victoria is.

[Woodward]

Magnolia spa.

Magnolia has Candy, Yoyo, and Lala. Candy is older, pretty face, medium body, not quite what I was looking for. Yoyo is sizeable, about twice the plumpness of most Asians, not bad looking, just wide. Lala is in shape and I've tried her before, and wasn't impressed. So I passed on all three.

Katie massage.

Katie massage is a few buildings down from Magnolia. Met Joey, middle aged, doesn't smile, face is just average, wears normal clothes that I guessed meant no FS, and I was right. I should've left. Her body is nice and petite so I stayed.

After an awkwardly bad massage with zero teasing in total silence, no music, she offered HJ for 60. I asked if anything else was available and she said no. I didn't get the impression she'd be any good at it, so I passed. Sort of a waste time.

[BoboJ]

The police made a visit last night, but not for a sting, but for a noise complaint by neighbors. Luna is located on the street level of what appears to be an apartment building. Apparently the neighbors complained about the noise and it must have been a slow night because the police actually came out. After talking to my masseuse they left without incident. My masseuse said that the neighbors will sometime bang on the ceiling when things get too loud. I guess they had enough. Not a good situation. Recommend places that are less likely to raise ire.

[HouseFriedRice]

Saw that there was a Colombiana at JM. Had a little scheduling issue (def not my fault) and I think it was Summer that answered the door and tried to get me to see her instead. I insisted since there aren't too many latinas coming through our local AMPs, but it took a lot of back and forth.

When I saw her, she immediately didn't fit the image in my head but I went with it anyway. Big tits (couldn't tell if they were natural or not), and the biggest ass I've seen at an AMP, but I'm less of an ass man and prefer a petite frame so I was a bit disappointed. TS was fine, the upper back massage was a little light for me, but the rest of the massage was actually quite good though short.

After CBJ (my request) we did mish for a little bit, then I wanted to DATY. After only a couple of minutes she wanted to bang. I felt rushed, didn't enjoy that. Another monger was asking for her in the middle of the session (another provider responded to him so we weren't interrupted), and I think she is certainly drawing a lot of interest as I saw 2 providers in another room just staying warm watching videos. Including the scheduling back and forth I was out the door after around 35 minutes.

If latinas or big booties (or both) are your thing then enjoy, otherwise I can't recommend.

[RoadHazard]

Going off memory here over the past few months.

West Seattle.

Sun. Sandy both times, 30's-40's MILF, decent massage, FS covered but enthusiastic. April 2025.

Jasmine. No name sorry but it's always the same lady 40/50's average looks but slim, about 5'4", LMT massage w / vanilla happy ending, clothes stay on. March 2025 but have been back since to see if there's new talent but same lady.

East West. Summer, younger 20'something nice body, very friendly & engaging, mid massage but enthusiastic DATY & she's reached orgasm from mish with was fun & unusual, tho I did give her a hard pounding. Came back for round two but was different girl so I passed. April 2025.

4 hands. Mamasan gives the massage but if you want extras she'll swap in a slutty looking younger fucktoy to finish you off while MMS listens in on your action. Kinky. Late March 2025.

Ocean. Too old granny, passed on her multiple times, but last visit she said new girl starts tomorrow (which was last week). March 2025.

White Center.

Mia Spa. Mia, 20/30's something Vietnamese Jessica Rabbit Stunner w / slight case of GPS. No massage skip to the action. DATY, mish, multiple positions, covered, insists on 260 or she'll give you the stink eye. Late April 2025.

Beijing. Granny. Good massage, will offer CBJ but I passed. Feb 2025.

Cozy Spa. Sorry no names but it's been the same crew for about 4 months now, younger curvy attractive talent, very vocal & loves to fuck. They do have a table shower here. Feb / March 2025.

Burien.

Cloud6 - LOL I think they meant 9 but got it flipped. GILF Emma wearing strappy red lingerie, very enthusiastic DATY & camel slides but it was my 3 adventure for the day & funds where running low so hard no on FS with my the paltry 100 tip (understandable). May 2025.

Lin. Spinner Cici, very enthusiastic FS, CBJ, forgot how fun it is to toss around a 80 lb fucktoy. Late April 2025.

Phenix. Lilly, a bit thick but playful. Typical FS, light pecks, prob won't be back until they rotate. Bummed I missed out on Yao from AF's reports. March 2025.

Garden. Scouting mission, plump 40-50's something, didn't partake. Early May 2025.

NW Bliss. Mostly LMT / legit but offers occasional extras depending on who you pull. Same owner for years (tiny mamasan w / hard boundaries) but recently hired 2 fit & tone GILFs, one of them MeiMei, the other didn't catch her name. MeiMei is the taller one with purple hair, pushed boundaries but managed camel slides & DATY but always a hard no on FS here. The other one with abs of steel (sorry didn't catch name) loves OTC pussy play but never anything more than oiled up happy ending (if that). April 2025.

[SayOcean]

FYI one of my ATF spinner MILFs Victoria (formerly at Tokyo Renton) is at Q Spa in Shoreline.

I reviewed her here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...885&viewfull=1#post7077885.

If you see her, tell her hi from Big Monkey and to please come back down south. LOL.

Thanks for the share AF.

I couldn't find a Q Spa on rubmaps or google for Shoreline. Only place that comes up close is Q Massage located at 1216 NE 145th St (nearby a Starbucks and Subway). Is this the place you are referring to?

[AussieFury]

FYI one of my ATF spinner MILFs Victoria (formerly at Tokyo Renton) is at Q Spa in Shoreline.

I reviewed her here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...885&viewfull=1#post7077885.

If you see her, tell her hi from Big Monkey and to please come back down south. LOL.

[AussieFury]

What's JM like this month?

Anyone familiar with the lineup?

Angela: Japanese looking SuperMILF. Kegel queen. She is literally one of my favorite providers. We just have mad chemistry. She is an absolute sweetheart. She works out at the gym and takes great care of that banging body. She worked as Miko at Good in Renton a while back.

Summer: Well reviewed and awesome.

Hello Kitty: Well reviewed and awesome.

MMS Coco will sometimes fill in. Also a true ATF of mine.

The only one I haven't visited is new Rachel. I'm told she's a young stunner. I haven't confirmed but plan to soon.

Again, JM is currentlymy fav spa in Seattle city limits. Location, talent, service.

EDIT: I notice that was your first post. Welcome.

[Siuhno]

What's JM like this month?

Anyone familiar with the lineup?

[AussieFury]

Chloe was one of my worst experiences ever a couple weeks ago. Hit me up for 260 as soon as I came in! I was like naw, thanks tho I'll just head to my other spot. She said it's ok just get ready I'll be right back. Half hour later she came back. Literal 4 minute CBJ trying to go to main event. I knew my money was wasted so I was just trying to get out of there at this point. Constant complaining. WTF. I've had some amazing experiences at Tokyo. I'll never go back. Who tf is paying 260?? 3 dudes were turned away during my session, wish I was one of them.

Thanks. I'd mentally ruled out Christy, but was planning to go back for Chloe.

You saved me 200. Looks like I'll be avoiding Tokyo this month.

[CamelToe2000]

Damn, that's too bad, she had a banging body. She was BBBJ when I did the 4 hands at the start of the month for whatever that's worth. 260 is an hour there, which can be multi shot depending on the girl and circumstances. When it's busy there I it may be prudent to stick with the 200 half.

Chloe was one of my worst experiences ever a couple weeks ago. Hit me up for 260 as soon as I came in! I was like naw, thanks tho I'll just head to my other spot. She said it's ok just get ready I'll be right back. Half hour later she came back. Literal 4 minute CBJ trying to go to main event. I knew my money was wasted so I was just trying to get out of there at this point. Constant complaining. WTF. I've had some amazing experiences at Tokyo. I'll never go back. Who tf is paying 260?? 3 dudes were turned away during my session, wish I was one of them.

[Enigma]

This is the place kind of kiddy-corner from Safeway in Kenmore.

Anyone have luck here with going beyond the regular massage?

[Justice2001]

I tried amazing head spa once and got a nice massage from a very hot 20's chick. But she didn't deliver the goods. I felt like they were trying to transition from legit to extras and just hadn't figured it out yet. Same with Miss A beauty in Bellevue..

Any one happen to know a name to ask for for these 2 places? A hot 20's legit leaning masseuse is what I'm looking for! Thank in advance!