Massage Parlor Reports

[GqGuy1999]

Made a trip recently to Sakura and drew Kiki. Figured the lineup was solid enough that I'd just take the draw but I was excited to land her. Kiki is a tiny spinner with bolt ons. Super cute. Really enjoyed my visit and will likely be back to see her again. Funny, she begged me to let "the boss" and Mimi know that I had a great time and would like for her to stay. She told me she's here for a month but would like to stick around. Either she's worked some rough places in her travels or our monger community is far superior to her other experiences. Either way she was a sweetheart, super enthusiastic, and lots of fun.

[Hairy2]

Tried this place recently. I received a good, legit massage. Still felt stiff in some problem areas, so I am writing this place off. Other places nearby seem to be able to address my problem areas. 60 for the hour + tip.

[Cousinlouie]

The last day at Woodridge 3830 AB will be May 30th. They will be down on the 31st and reopen at 3840 A on June 1st. It'll be nice to have some distance from LuSash and hopefully cut down on the coaxing from the ladies to go to their location.

[WanderingAbout]

There are reviews and comments about both amongst pages dated dated May in this thread. Easy to find.

Lineup I am told is Jojo, Kiki, Bella, Mimi. Does anyone know if this the Bella from last year and does anyone have a report on Jojo don't know that name must of missed her if she previously rotated through but I am intrigued.

[Wielic]

Went today got the old one. Terrible! Just a back rub. No teasing. On the flip she announces Finish yourself someone coming in soon I left never to return! No tip.

Waste of time and money.

She gives a good massage but she has done that to me three times, so the hope of being a regular that gets extended privileges is not a likelihood regarding her. She is the reason I don't go there anymore, and the one I reported as saying "I don't want any trouble" on the edge of tears because she was fearful of being busted. Told me if I wanted different service to go see other girls there. I like that place but won't risk going there and having her walk in for the massage. They have switched girls during the massage while I was there in the past, so that adds to the uncertainty factor. Heads up.

[BuckMtn69]

Lineup I am told is Jojo, Kiki, Bella, Mimi.

Does anyone know if this the Bella from last year and does anyone have a report on Jojo don't know that name must of missed her if she previously rotated through but I am intrigued.

[UpLate]

Anna isn't a knockout but she's pretty. A little older, I'd say mid to late 40's. Not the best body ever either but her cans are glorious. Called over there today but she's not in. Maybe went back to China again. Currently Lisa and Bella. They wouldn't tell me when Anna comes back.

Next time just ask by name. Also if shit hurts just tell them to stop or change methods or slow down. I hate jack hammering too so I just say "go slow" when they do that. They'll listen. PM doesn't do it for me either. Again, if you're uncomfortable just say stop. Just tell them what gets you off. If it's reasonable they'll do it. They've seen and heard it all. I'll tell them to lay down with me, or use two hands, or put their face close, or stand up, or open the door, etc. Give them direction and they'll do it.

I haven't been active in the hobby for months, but knowing Lisa is back might get me out of hibernation. Her rack isn't as big as Anna's but they are very nice. I have never had a bad time with Lisa. She's playful and takes direction very well. If you ask nicely she will put on the little pink masseuse smock which I find very sexy.

[BuckMtn69]

Multi tiered review.

About 3 weeks ago: Rather than hitting Sakura I decided to roll the dice after reading all the reviews about these majestic big naturals. I drew the other girl. Not Anna. She was pretty for her age, but definitely older. Had a weird body. Built like a High School offensive lineman. Looks and age aside, she had a lot of tricks up her sleeve and gave a great massage. This was my first time here and I was hoping to draw Anna, I think she was the one who showed me to the room, unfortunately another woman entered after I undressed. Sh*t happens, I didn't call ahead so I'll take my draw. I will repeat here but I'm doing four hands and closing my eyes. This place specializes in service, not looks.

Last week I tried to go to Sunflower, despite calling and saying I'd be there in 15 minutes, I arrived to be told "very busy" and to come back in 20 minutes. I know calling doesn't do anything, I was mainly calling just to make sure they were still open. USASG was down and I couldn't read reviews, I hadn't been here in a few months and there had been raids recently to the south. I didn't have time to wait 20 minutes so I drove down the street. This place used to be my go to, but another ho-hum experience. Masseuse was younger but not attractive at all. Massage wasn't that great. Lots of teasing right before flip and then she wasted no time. I let her know my intentions pre flip with some roaming. She was jackhammering a little too hard, almost to where it hurt, and I wasn't into it. I think she could tell and she offered a PM. I figured "what the hell? Maybe this will bring it home." It did not. I just felt uncomfortable. Felt like she was still going to rip my Johnson off. When the PM wasn't working and I was losing power, she doubled down and when harder. Really went to town, it didn't necessarily hurt, but it was very uncomfortable. It started to feel borderline gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) at that point so I decided to throw in the towel. I told her I was hungover and today wasn't going to work. Tipped her 60 because I felt bad, and got out. She tried, we both needed a shower after that one. 405 remains a backup as long as there's Sunflower and other better options.

I'm in need of a sure thing this week so I'm going to hit Sakura. I've also driven through Amelia over the last few weeks and noticed the chicken place and the place by Poochies are now totally vacant. I had great experiences at the chicken place for about a 2 month stretch. Hopefully the talent resurfaces. I didn't notice Zen but I assume they've followed suit or are under serious surveillance.

Got a name so we can avoid the jackhammer?

[GoodWill123]

Neighbors, from 2014. There's your answer.

If you want to know go ask Mimi. Nobody with smarts is going to answer your question and ruin a good thing. If you want to argue about it take it to the octagon please.

[WanderingAbout]

Which one is it? Cmon, someone here knows!

If you want to know go ask Mimi. Nobody with smarts is going to answer your question and ruin a good thing. If you want to argue about it take it to the octagon please.

[BengalMan]

One, or the other.

Which one is it?

Cmon, someone here knows!

[NunyaBiznesss]

Multi tiered review.

About 3 weeks ago: Rather than hitting Sakura I decided to roll the dice after reading all the reviews about these majestic big naturals. I drew the other girl. Not Anna. She was pretty for her age, but definitely older. Had a weird body. Built like a High School offensive lineman. Looks and age aside, she had a lot of tricks up her sleeve and gave a great massage. This was my first time here and I was hoping to draw Anna, I think she was the one who showed me to the room, unfortunately another woman entered after I undressed. Sh*t happens, I didn't call ahead so I'll take my draw. I will repeat here but I'm doing four hands and closing my eyes. This place specializes in service, not looks.

Last week I tried to go to Sunflower, despite calling and saying I'd be there in 15 minutes, I arrived to be told "very busy" and to come back in 20 minutes. I know calling doesn't do anything, I was mainly calling just to make sure they were still open. USASG was down and I couldn't read reviews, I hadn't been here in a few months and there had been raids recently to the south. I didn't have time to wait 20 minutes so I drove down the street. This place used to be my go to, but another ho-hum experience. Masseuse was younger but not attractive at all. Massage wasn't that great. Lots of teasing right before flip and then she wasted no time. I let her know my intentions pre flip with some roaming. She was jackhammering a little too hard, almost to where it hurt, and I wasn't into it. I think she could tell and she offered a PM. I figured "what the hell? Maybe this will bring it home." It did not. I just felt uncomfortable. Felt like she was still going to rip my Johnson off. When the PM wasn't working and I was losing power, she doubled down and when harder. Really went to town, it didn't necessarily hurt, but it was very uncomfortable. It started to feel borderline gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) at that point so I decided to throw in the towel. I told her I was hungover and today wasn't going to work. Tipped her 60 because I felt bad, and got out. She tried, we both needed a shower after that one. 405 remains a backup as long as there's Sunflower and other better options.

I'm in need of a sure thing this week so I'm going to hit Sakura. I've also driven through Amelia over the last few weeks and noticed the chicken place and the place by Poochies are now totally vacant. I had great experiences at the chicken place for about a 2 month stretch. Hopefully the talent resurfaces. I didn't notice Zen but I assume they've followed suit or are under serious surveillance.

Coming to town in a couple of weeks. I've been to Sakura once before and I'm interested in the majestic naturals you referenced, but after going back 5-6 pages of posts and searching, I came up empty.

Who is she? DMs open too thanks.

[Elastic]

Anna isn't a knockout but she's pretty. A little older, I'd say mid to late 40's. Not the best body ever either but her cans are glorious. Called over there today but she's not in. Maybe went back to China again. Currently Lisa and Bella. They wouldn't tell me when Anna comes back.

Next time just ask by name. Also if shit hurts just tell them to stop or change methods or slow down. I hate jack hammering too so I just say "go slow" when they do that. They'll listen. PM doesn't do it for me either. Again, if you're uncomfortable just say stop. Just tell them what gets you off. If it's reasonable they'll do it. They've seen and heard it all. I'll tell them to lay down with me, or use two hands, or put their face close, or stand up, or open the door, etc. Give them direction and they'll do it.

Multi tiered review.

About 3 weeks ago: Rather than hitting Sakura I decided to roll the dice after reading all the reviews about these majestic big naturals. I drew the other girl. Not Anna. She was pretty for her age, but definitely older. Had a weird body. Built like a High School offensive lineman. Looks and age aside, she had a lot of tricks up her sleeve and gave a great massage. This was my first time here and I was hoping to draw Anna, I think she was the one who showed me to the room, unfortunately another woman entered after I undressed. Sh*t happens, I didn't call ahead so I'll take my draw. I will repeat here but I'm doing four hands and closing my eyes. This place specializes in service, not looks.

Last week I tried to go to Sunflower, despite calling and saying I'd be there in 15 minutes, I arrived to be told "very busy" and to come back in 20 minutes. I know calling doesn't do anything, I was mainly calling just to make sure they were still open. USASG was down and I couldn't read reviews, I hadn't been here in a few months and there had been raids recently to the south. I didn't have time to wait 20 minutes so I drove down the street. This place used to be my go to, but another ho-hum experience. Masseuse was younger but not attractive at all. Massage wasn't that great. Lots of teasing right before flip and then she wasted no time. I let her know my intentions pre flip with some roaming. She was jackhammering a little too hard, almost to where it hurt, and I wasn't into it. I think she could tell and she offered a PM. I figured "what the hell? Maybe this will bring it home." It did not. I just felt uncomfortable. Felt like she was still going to rip my Johnson off. When the PM wasn't working and I was losing power, she doubled down and when harder. Really went to town, it didn't necessarily hurt, but it was very uncomfortable. It started to feel borderline gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) at that point so I decided to throw in the towel. I told her I was hungover and today wasn't going to work. Tipped her 60 because I felt bad, and got out. She tried, we both needed a shower after that one. 405 remains a backup as long as there's Sunflower and other better options.

I'm in need of a sure thing this week so I'm going to hit Sakura. I've also driven through Amelia over the last few weeks and noticed the chicken place and the place by Poochies are now totally vacant. I had great experiences at the chicken place for about a 2 month stretch. Hopefully the talent resurfaces. I didn't notice Zen but I assume they've followed suit or are under serious surveillance.

[Yoda492]

Went today got the old one. Terrible! Just a back rub. No teasing. On the flip she announces Finish yourself someone coming in soon I left never to return! No tip.

Waste of time and money.

[MarblesKyle]

Multi tiered review.

About 3 weeks ago: Rather than hitting Sakura I decided to roll the dice after reading all the reviews about these majestic big naturals. I drew the other girl. Not Anna. She was pretty for her age, but definitely older. Had a weird body. Built like a High School offensive lineman. Looks and age aside, she had a lot of tricks up her sleeve and gave a great massage. This was my first time here and I was hoping to draw Anna, I think she was the one who showed me to the room, unfortunately another woman entered after I undressed. Sh*t happens, I didn't call ahead so I'll take my draw. I will repeat here but I'm doing four hands and closing my eyes. This place specializes in service, not looks.

Last week I tried to go to Sunflower, despite calling and saying I'd be there in 15 minutes, I arrived to be told "very busy" and to come back in 20 minutes. I know calling doesn't do anything, I was mainly calling just to make sure they were still open. USASG was down and I couldn't read reviews, I hadn't been here in a few months and there had been raids recently to the south. I didn't have time to wait 20 minutes so I drove down the street. This place used to be my go to, but another ho-hum experience. Masseuse was younger but not attractive at all. Massage wasn't that great. Lots of teasing right before flip and then she wasted no time. I let her know my intentions pre flip with some roaming. She was jackhammering a little too hard, almost to where it hurt, and I wasn't into it. I think she could tell and she offered a PM. I figured "what the hell? Maybe this will bring it home." It did not. I just felt uncomfortable. Felt like she was still going to rip my Johnson off. When the PM wasn't working and I was losing power, she doubled down and when harder. Really went to town, it didn't necessarily hurt, but it was very uncomfortable. It started to feel borderline gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) at that point so I decided to throw in the towel. I told her I was hungover and today wasn't going to work. Tipped her 60 because I felt bad, and got out. She tried, we both needed a shower after that one. 405 remains a backup as long as there's Sunflower and other better options.

I'm in need of a sure thing this week so I'm going to hit Sakura. I've also driven through Amelia over the last few weeks and noticed the chicken place and the place by Poochies are now totally vacant. I had great experiences at the chicken place for about a 2 month stretch. Hopefully the talent resurfaces. I didn't notice Zen but I assume they've followed suit or are under serious surveillance.