Massage Parlor Reports

[Caspian33]

Sun spa has been a hit and Miss Type spa, but I have heard through the Grapevine that there is a possible talent that newly arrived name Lisa. Any takers or descriptions of this broad. 2240-D Gallows.

I know the MMS.

She uses the same names. Changes girls weekly.

The ones that stay past a week are making money.

Not sure what to tell you.

[DoYouKnow]

Sun spa has been a hit and Miss Type spa, but I have heard through the Grapevine that there is a possible talent that newly arrived name Lisa. Any takers or descriptions of this broad. 2240-D Gallows.

[ThrobbinWood]

I just want to remind you that ChatGPT doesn't support writing such AMP or escort reviews, as it violates their policy. It might be another AI.

The scent of jasmine filled the air as Mei guided him to the massage table. Warm oils dripped onto his back, her hands moving with practiced grace. Each stroke sent waves of heat through his body—not just from touch, but from her gaze meeting his in the mirror. Soft music played as tension melted into something deeper. Her fingers lingered longer, breath warmer. "You're holding so much inside," she whispered. He turned, heart racing. In that quiet space, words weren't needed—only closeness, connection, consent. What began as therapy became something tender, electric. The line between healing and desire blurred beautifully.

I imagine I could coax more detail if I tried.

[DonQuiote]

I looked at Don Rocher's previous reviews and postings. Those postings appear legitimate. It is the nature of this form that we really don't know who we are talking to. It is also the case that places change and your mileage may vary.

Don?

I can vouch for Scitor, I went to visit, based on recent reviews, expecting an open menu. Instead, it was a basic L1 experience by an older 50 yr old therapist with a mask on the entire time. I could be wrong, but I thought the pandemic ended a few years ago.

[OldBoomer]

Not sure of the veracity of this review. Visited and the experience was totally different. No Israa there. Girls were masked and basic L1 only. Limited OTC. And the piece de resistance was them squabbling and bickering while I was still getting dressed. Not repeating again.

I looked at Don Rocher's previous reviews and postings. Those postings appear legitimate. It is the nature of this form that we really don't know who we are talking to. It is also the case that places change and your mileage may vary.

Don?

[FunctionK]

Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?

Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.

Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).

PA.

I just want to remind you that ChatGPT doesn't support writing such AMP or escort reviews, as it violates their policy. It might be another AI.

[Scitor]

Israa from Breeze Massage up in Herndon. Looked under 30. Nice set of twins and just a compact body all around. Nice looking and seemed down for some bonus happy fun times. When she gave me a full on body contact hug, she smelled so good. I even complimented her. The massage was above average, nothing out of the ordinary. She did talk and flirt with me a lot. Undivided engagement so I'll give her that. Was real wild though tugging and devouring my magic stick. Sloppy in the best way. Gagging, spit, moaning, etc. Just eye fucking me and putting a great show like as if she didn't get any in a while. A pro. 8.8/10 would be a rough rating.

Not sure of the veracity of this review. Visited and the experience was totally different. No Israa there. Girls were masked and basic L1 only. Limited OTC. And the piece de resistance was them squabbling and bickering while I was still getting dressed. Not repeating again.

[AsianFly]

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No pimps or handlers.

A2

[Old Chinese Guy]

Poster has only one post.

Consider these Weird non monger statement followed by c-comment.

Interested in experiences in that area. C- stiff language.

To relax before going home. C- release not relax.

Called. I inquired before I got there. C- inquired? Who says that.

You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.

C- this is a statement out of an ad not a review.

"easy on the eye" attitude like a college babe. C- again add language.

We go to the room #1. C-what monger remembers the number on the door if there is one.

Able to know my thoughts without being told; c- a little scary.

Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. C- come on sky, take it all off and let me suck those breasts.

Sky was very sexually responsive c-no monger would say sexually responsive, they would say, road me hard.

Brought me to a nice sexual release. C- I agree it's good to have polite language, but this is downright silly.

So some of us can't write for shit so we use Ai to compose our reports. Does not mean those things did not happen. However the 'only 1 report' is interesting.

[VaughnBraun]

Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?

Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.

Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).

PA.

Hi, PA,

I am observing at work and in general this new generation of kids cannot think or write without the assistance of AI-enabled 'help' like ChatGPT. It is the easy button and corporations are jumping on the AI bandwagon because everyone is doing it and they do not want to be left behind. So, their workforces are teeming with inarticulate and innumerate clods who AIed their way through college.

Reading AI-generated monger reviews makes me laugh and shake my head in dismay at the same time.

- VB.

[DigDeeper]

Had some time this week to visit Rt1 and called ahead as Tiffany or Coffee were not available last time I called. Mamasan told me Linda and Olivia (new rotation) were available and said I'd be down. Arrived and was shown to the room and Linda walks in, solid build, seems athletic a bit, and she looks good but I wanted to see Olivia before committing. Linda leaves to get Olivia, when Olivia walks in, it turns out, she's the Olivia from Eden I wrote about a while ago, the one with the large back tattoo. Paid the house fee, change, and off to the shower. Very thorough shower and handed me a wet washcloth to wash my face off, then back to the room. Drapped massage that was so so but helped me relax and after a while the soft touch starts. The soft touch is not as teasing as Nicole's at Magic but gets you going, Olivia asks what I want, I'm prepared this time and say everything, "you pay me now?" I do, she leaves and returns for the fun to start. As described before at Eden, she's rubbing all over my back and she feels really good. She asks me to flip and I get a really good look at her, she has a really nice body, slim, great skin, and B cup (she looks awesome. More play and BBJ tease to get me hard and on goes the cover by hand. She climbs around for 69 a little but I'm to much of a fan of this position but she's shaved, clean and smelled good. She mounts me RCG and begins to ride me. She felt snug, not tight, just snug. I didn't last long as I had hoped to as I was too excited and it had been a while since I busted a nut. Tried mish but had to give up. She asked when the last time I had sex and I told her it's been a while but also said you feel tight. She claimed, "but your big", I'll take it as a compliment as I'm average to slightly above. She did feel good and next time I'll have to try and last longer and have some blue pill help too if I bust earlier in the day to make me last longer. Oh the problem of getting older. She cleaned me up and performed more massage on my legs as there was time left for the hour. Overall a good experience and want to go back and see her and Linda. Damage. 8 +$. 8, $$. 6 total. I'd repeat.

Wait what was the damage? $. 8? Does that include the house fee?

[DarkRai2]

Had some time this week to visit Rt1 and called ahead as Tiffany or Coffee were not available last time I called. Mamasan told me Linda and Olivia (new rotation) were available and said I'd be down. Arrived and was shown to the room and Linda walks in, solid build, seems athletic a bit, and she looks good but I wanted to see Olivia before committing. Linda leaves to get Olivia, when Olivia walks in, it turns out, she's the Olivia from Eden I wrote about a while ago, the one with the large back tattoo. Paid the house fee, change, and off to the shower. Very thorough shower and handed me a wet washcloth to wash my face off, then back to the room. Drapped massage that was so so but helped me relax and after a while the soft touch starts. The soft touch is not as teasing as Nicole's at Magic but gets you going, Olivia asks what I want, I'm prepared this time and say everything, "you pay me now?" I do, she leaves and returns for the fun to start. As described before at Eden, she's rubbing all over my back and she feels really good. She asks me to flip and I get a really good look at her, she has a really nice body, slim, great skin, and B cup (she looks awesome. More play and BBJ tease to get me hard and on goes the cover by hand. She climbs around for 69 a little but I'm to much of a fan of this position but she's shaved, clean and smelled good. She mounts me RCG and begins to ride me. She felt snug, not tight, just snug. I didn't last long as I had hoped to as I was too excited and it had been a while since I busted a nut. Tried mish but had to give up. She asked when the last time I had sex and I told her it's been a while but also said you feel tight. She claimed, "but your big", I'll take it as a compliment as I'm average to slightly above. She did feel good and next time I'll have to try and last longer and have some blue pill help too if I bust earlier in the day to make me last longer. Oh the problem of getting older. She cleaned me up and performed more massage on my legs as there was time left for the hour. Overall a good experience and want to go back and see her and Linda. Damage. 8 +$. 8, $$. 6 total. I'd repeat.

[OldBoomer]

Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?

Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.

Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).

PA.

Poster has only one post.

Consider these Weird non monger statement followed by c-comment.

Interested in experiences in that area. C- stiff language.

To relax before going home. C- release not relax.

Called. I inquired before I got there. C- inquired? Who says that.

You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.

C- this is a statement out of an ad not a review.

"easy on the eye" attitude like a college babe. C- again add language.

We go to the room #1. C-what monger remembers the number on the door if there is one.

Able to know my thoughts without being told; c- a little scary.

Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. C- come on sky, take it all off and let me suck those breasts.

Sky was very sexually responsive c-no monger would say sexually responsive, they would say, road me hard.

Brought me to a nice sexual release. C- I agree it's good to have polite language, but this is downright silly.

[Electric456]

Stopped by Enliven a few days ago. Rang the bell and a short older lady opened the door. I'd guess her age in the late 50's, probably 5' 3" and overweight. She gave me a thorough shower and an average massage. Pretty early into the massage she asked "Everything?" But I wasn't really into her looks so I declined.

When we got close to the end she had me flip and we negotiated a bit. Business must be slow because she was pushing hard to get a bigger tip. Ended up getting CBJ for 100, and after she started she mentioned boom boom could be had for 120. Before the CBJ I got a look underneath and she was shaved.

If you're looking for some older lady's who give an ok massage and affordable services it might be worth checking out Enliven.

[BubbleBoi402]

Tonight I ventured out of my comfort zone to try new places. My top choice was Sun Spa Jojo as I heard good things about Lisa. Bedpage ads states that Lisa is back, along with Ariana and Sasa. Feeling good, I rang the bell and a relatively young girl opened the door. I put her at mid 30's at most. But she had butter face, along with unimpressive physique. I immediately asked for her work name. She had no clue because she just arrived moments ago. Only two girls were working at that moment. The other provider yelled from a room, claiming she was almost done. So I waited for 5 minutes but that provider, who called herself Monica, was also unattractive to me. The night was still young. I decided to leave for my second choice. Golden Moon Spa. Not much info about this place except for one pretty positive RubMap review of a long gone provider. If this parlor turned out a dud again, I would just head home. To my surprise, the girl who greeted me was pretty attractive. Her name was Cici. She was a petite girl, maybe 5'4 and 115 lbs. My estimate put her at around mid 30's. She asked me what I wanted. I responded with one hour massage plus sex. She said that would be 70 + 150. So straightforward, I liked her already. I then inquired whether shower was available. She replied yes but I had to do the solo standing shower. Not expecting rimming, I opted out of it. Her massage skills were above average. I enjoyed it more than I expected. She told me that she used to work at legit parlors in Flushing. She only recently got into this profession since the end of lunar new year. I praised her youthful look and guessed her age. She then revealed her real age to me, much to my surprise. She smiled and confessed that she would tell non-Asian customers that she was 26 and nobody had doubted her so far. I believed her statement because even my estimate was way off. We talked a lot and our banter had pretty good vibe. Upon flip, she undressed and I loved what I saw: nice natural B with big nipples, and thick ass craving for groping. A tattoo was on the back of her right shoulder. She disliked it very much. Her BBBJ was alright, no teeth, but not much motion, either, very amateur, B- tier. Her on top movement also felt a bit clumsy. She even had difficulty putting on cover. She was too raw to this profession and her service skills needed serious polishing. However, having sex with her reminded me of fucking regular civilian, kinda refreshing. Pounding against and slapping that thick ass was also a huge turn on. I easily pushed her over climax via cunnilingus. We went through series of positions and eventually tried something I only do with my favorite ladies. I finally blew a huge load. Both of us were covered in sweat. I asked for shower. She led me to table shower. I was like "What the fuck is this? You told me that I had to do solo standing shower!" A devious smile ran across her face. She stuck out her tongue, apologizing "We have to clean it after every use. I was just trying to save myself from cleaning chore. " I shook my head "I'm really liking you now. ".