Massage Parlor Reports

**DJohnson555** · 05-30-25 10:44

I went to the spot on the corner that rhymes with pian pang. So I get there and I'm greeted by a busty 40-50 year old lady. She has a nice smile, but only the type of smile you have when you're about to get paid. I pay 70 for the hour and she starts massaging me. The massage was not good or relieving, but I didn't expect it to be. After the massage she motions her hand and asks if I want that or more (as she said that she points to her groin area). I say I want everything and she asks for 2 big ones. I only brought 1. 3 in cash so she accepts that (isn't it crazy that they'll ask for 200 but settle for 40% less? The art of the deal? Anyways after paying her, she takes off her clothes and reveals her massive milkers. She motions like she's going to give me a handjob but instead she just presses under my balls a couple times (prostate stimulation without insertion) and that's not really my thing, but I was already pent up so it worked. She puts the condom on and lays down dead fish style and basically tells me to go to work. I basically masturbated with her body because she did not do anything remotely sexy or even grab me or anything like that. I finished and left. Damage was 2 big ones total.

The times I came before I had different workers who were way more enthusiastic and pleasant but this lady was just focused on getting bodies in and out. This was my first time getting a worker where there was no chemistry between us.

3/10 for me.

**RichardSteele** · 05-27-25 20:20

This place came up on my list because of recommendations by others on the board. It's situated in a nice discreet location which was rather deserted when I had visited, but is out of the way and out of view from Street traffic for the most part. I waltz on in and asked for a half hour, 50 bucks to the house, and am escorted back by "Happy" (That's the name she gave me later on; perhaps I just outed myself). Her massage sucks, even by AMP standards, and it's pretty clear what we are both there for. She's pretty firm on negotiations, and I felt that it was a bit much considering her looks and services offered, but lack of competition leads to such things so what can a dude do. $120 for a head massage on my bare scalp which left me nice and relaxed. You could certainly do a lot worse, but then again you could do better I would think. In case the name she gave me was fake, I'll describe her: 50 some years old pushing 60, but you can never tell with Asians, and Korean by her own admission. She might have been a cute little thing 30 plus years ago, but all things considered she's kept it together reasonably well. Too many other places to try out to go here again anytime soon, especially considering other options in the area.

**Crutches** · 05-19-25 11:03

Did the finger in her ass, she was not happy about it LOL. Can't see her taking a cock but have never asked her about it.

Originally Posted by Lgkok [View Original Post]

Anyone ever gotten Mimi Greek?

**DubletduBlow** · 05-17-25 21:13

Originally Posted by SteveDriller [View Original Post]

I made my way to pine a couple of days ago and had a much-needed release, thanks to Mimi.

She told me that Sunny is out of the business and has moved back to Korea.

End of an era. I wondered how much longer she would last after she went to Branford. Many thanks, lady!

I made it to Pine about 2 weeks ago and got the classic BBJCIM from Mimi with my shaft pressed between her boobs. Man I missed that while she was gone.

At the end, I inquired about Sunny too, but I couldn't understand a word Mimi said. So thanks for the update here. I'll miss Sunny too.

**Steve Driller** · 05-17-25 17:08

Originally Posted by Woody50 [View Original Post]

Massage?

It's a legit career.

Customer service in a stress-relief clinic?

**Woody50** · 05-17-25 11:05

Originally Posted by Prober [View Original Post]

I wonder what they tell their family what they did when they were over here.

Massage?

It's a legit career.

**Prober** · 05-17-25 08:40

Originally Posted by SteveDriller [View Original Post]

I made my way to pine a couple of days ago and had a much-needed release, thanks to Mimi.

She told me that Sunny is out of the business and has moved back to Korea.

End of an era. I wondered how much longer she would last after she went to Branford. Many thanks, lady!

I wonder what they tell their family what they did when they were over here.

**Steve Driller** · 05-17-25 00:14

I made my way to pine a couple of days ago and had a much-needed release, thanks to Mimi.

She told me that Sunny is out of the business and has moved back to Korea.

End of an era. I wondered how much longer she would last after she went to Branford. Many thanks, lady!

**Lgkok** · 05-04-25 07:27

Originally Posted by Mr.Wtby [View Original Post]

Ahhhh, Mimi just gave me a 1/2hr (50) BBBJ and I liked it. Immensely. Sucked and licked my balls while jacking me rotating with slow sucking. Don't hate me, but I meant to ask about Sunny but forgot. Oh, and Mimi expects $80 tip now. Well worth it.

drained, Mr. Wtby

Anyone ever gotten Mimi Greek?

**Keithlack** · 05-03-25 08:40

Originally Posted by LoveFest [View Original Post]

I stopped in and drew Yoko. I think she is new there. Nice lady about 35-40 years old with a full C rack. Started with a nice massage with lots of roaming UTC. On the flip lots of mutual touching and kissing. She is somewhat passive but will let you do your thing with her. Couldn't get FS but the HE was intense. Yes I will definitely repeat.

With so many good FS AMPs in that town, I wouldn't bother with just a HE on the table. I like the option of open. I've never had an issue with getting what I want on first visit.

**BlkCock39** · 05-02-25 16:50

Went to pine after all the reviews! The woman name was happy and she gave me a happy ending! Massage wasn't good and I paid for $50 hh and $50 for the happy ending! I was there maybe 20 min! I enjoy a good massage or least a woman who tries but she knew what I wanted and she watched me get undressed so I know there's more and I like the older ones LOL I plan to return with extra cash in a couple weeks especially if my bets hit LOL.

**LoveFest** · 05-01-25 05:51

I stopped in and drew Yoko. I think she is new there. Nice lady about 35-40 years old with a full C rack. Started with a nice massage with lots of roaming UTC. On the flip lots of mutual touching and kissing. She is somewhat passive but will let you do your thing with her. Couldn't get FS but the HE was intense. Yes I will definitely repeat.

**Steve Driller** · 04-30-25 21:26

Originally Posted by GordonFreeman [View Original Post]

I saw Happy (Pine Spa) the other day. $70+$130. Older face but nice natural body. Pine has asked for no reviews so I will leave out the intimate details. Happy gives really good service. I would repeat and recommend.

Great to hear that the experienced is back a the Pine. Some mongers here may not appreciate the older talent (and I would not go FS with the grannies), but they definitely know how to serve up a BBBJ / CIM. I shall be there soon.

**GordonFreeman** · 04-29-25 08:20

Originally Posted by Mr.Wtby [View Original Post]

Ahhhh, Mimi just gave me a 1/2hr (50) BBBJ and I liked it. Immensely. Sucked and licked my balls while jacking me rotating with slow sucking. Don't hate me, but I meant to ask about Sunny but forgot. Oh, and Mimi expects $80 tip now. Well worth it.

drained, Mr. Wtby

I saw Happy (Pine Spa) the other day. $70+$130. Older face but nice natural body. Pine has asked for no reviews so I will leave out the intimate details. Happy gives really good service. I would repeat and recommend.

**GlenBenton** · 04-25-25 15:29

Originally Posted by Mr.Wtby [View Original Post]

Ahhhh, Mimi just gave me a 1/2hr (50) BBBJ and I liked it. Immensely. Sucked and licked my balls while jacking me rotating with slow sucking. Don't hate me, but I meant to ask about Sunny but forgot. Oh, and Mimi expects $80 tip now. Well worth it.

drained, Mr. Wtby

Yuck.

Both of those grandmas are disgusting.