Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**Johnny Cum** · 05-29-25 10:12

Stopped by and met Lisa yesterday at GL. A pretty, petite lady with a beautiful well-kept body, especially if you are a fan of little titties and tiny nips. Hair on the Bush but not outrageous but did not interfere with services offered. She will be there for a couple more days with a weekend switch. Already said she will be back in three weeks and probably so will I.

**HankyDaPanky** · 05-27-25 09:19

Originally Posted by HarryP1 [View Original Post]

I had some errands to run in the area yesterday so I stopped in to reward myself. I didn't catch the name but typical geriatric made up to try and look young. Mediocre massage with no tease. Asked if I wanted L1 on the flip which I declined. No warm up tease, no thanks. I had a feeling I should have gone to the south location for more fun.

It is too bad they can't upgrade the talent up there. I had a granny try to, but I couldn't buzz one off. She was just old.

MundSaba · 05-26-25 06:35

As title asks, just came back to the area and have been out of the loop for quite a while. Do we have any good places with a FS? It seems everything around here doesn't have any happy endings and for sure no FS endings.

**HarryP1** · 05-24-25 17:15

I had some errands to run in the area yesterday so I stopped in to reward myself. I didn't catch the name but typical geriatric made up to try and look young. Mediocre massage with no tease. Asked if I wanted L1 on the flip which I declined. No warm up tease, no thanks. I had a feeling I should have gone to the south location for more fun.

**OsoBimbo** · 05-20-25 18:47

Alright mongers, I didn't read my bois comment after my story so I had already gone by the time he said new girl also just did the similar bit.

Went back on Thursday for the "young" girl.

She was def younger, she said 28 but looked low to mid 30's.

Wore spandex and a band tee.

Same shit as last post with money.

This bone was Sarah, she was more charismatic and outgoing and playful.

She let my hands roam and for the end, she gave me a handy, let me play with her nipples.

8 for said handy and roam.

I should've asked how much for a bowie but missed that chance.

Doubt I'd go back as its a bit out of my way and nothing that special.

**HankyDaPanky** · 05-20-25 10:03

Originally Posted by Humpalot [View Original Post]

Hanky, clear your inbox. Cannot PM.

But I had trouble getting messages out yesterday too.

**Humpalot** · 05-19-25 16:29

Hanky, clear your inbox. Cannot PM.

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Foot 2564 new mt. Very accommodating. Great deep tissue! Daddy likey.

PM for more.

**MrJoe6009** · 05-16-25 13:31

Stopped here yesterday. Met Mia. First time here so not sure if she is new or not. Under 5' and young in terms of AMP standards for the area. She was cute and bubbly but couldn't speak much English. Very good massage technique. Was worth the massage alone. Standard finish with access. I would definitely repeat.

Be safe!

Joe.

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Foot 2564 new mt. Very accommodating. Great deep tissue! Daddy likey.

PM for more.

**HankyDaPanky** · 05-12-25 10:04

Foot 2564 new mt. Very accommodating. Great deep tissue! Daddy likey.

PM for more.

**HankyDaPanky** · 05-12-25 09:55

Originally Posted by OsoBimbo [View Original Post]

Hey there fellow mongers,

Tried out spa of Mundelein, without further ado, here's the story.

It's located next to Mexican restaurant.

I parked in the back, rung the doorbell and was greeted by maybe mid 50's Asian lady.

She was slim and wearing an Asian style robe (felt amazing, more on that later).

She had make up and was cute for her age. No assets stood out.

Took a 30 minutes for. 5.

Got undressed and asked questions like how I'd heard of the place and if I'd been there before.

Her English is a step above the standard Asian places but not enough to hold a convo.

When she was in front of me I started grabbing her thighs and ass and she didn't deny me.

Light tease while facedown, on the flip though she pointed and told me to do it.

She didn't want to put the work LOL but she played with my balls while I did and let my hands feel her up.

No opening for bare touching but otc felt good too.

She kept saying new girl wed, makes me think she usually doesn't have to perform and let's the younger talent do it.

I wouldn't revisit for this lady, but maybe for the new girl to see if she offers anything.

Tipped her 10 for doing basically nothing extra, she asked for more, I caved and gave her another 20 and left.

If I revisit ill make another post.

Stay safe out there gents.

I got the same treatment, told her to do it and she wouldn't. Had her cup my balls to finish myself. Bummer. Even had the "new girl" call. Disappointed. Last time I try. What's the difference? Nuts or Johnson. . . Same thing, no?

**OsoBimbo** · 05-10-25 15:15

Hey there fellow mongers,

Tried out spa of Mundelein, without further ado, here's the story.

It's located next to Mexican restaurant.

I parked in the back, rung the doorbell and was greeted by maybe mid 50's Asian lady.

She was slim and wearing an Asian style robe (felt amazing, more on that later).

She had make up and was cute for her age. No assets stood out.

Took a 30 minutes for. 5.

Got undressed and asked questions like how I'd heard of the place and if I'd been there before.

Her English is a step above the standard Asian places but not enough to hold a convo.

When she was in front of me I started grabbing her thighs and ass and she didn't deny me.

Light tease while facedown, on the flip though she pointed and told me to do it.

She didn't want to put the work LOL but she played with my balls while I did and let my hands feel her up.

No opening for bare touching but otc felt good too.

She kept saying new girl wed, makes me think she usually doesn't have to perform and let's the younger talent do it.

I wouldn't revisit for this lady, but maybe for the new girl to see if she offers anything.

Tipped her 10 for doing basically nothing extra, she asked for more, I caved and gave her another 20 and left.

If I revisit ill make another post.

Stay safe out there gents.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 05-08-25 13:48

Originally Posted by DudeDudeDoo [View Original Post]

Is the spinner from a couple months ago still at GL? I see someone just said coco was there but I can't remember the girls name. Thinking of going back.

No, she is out of state altogether at the moment. Not sure who is there now, last couple of times I wanted to go, no reply to my message.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 05-04-25 16:28

Originally Posted by LuvNooke2 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to GL apt lately?

I ended up blocking them because of constant text messages. I don't even have the number anymore.

**Hotguy18** · 05-04-25 16:21

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

I previously made a post asking if Good Spa in Waukegan was any good. Immediately after posting I checked the Google reviews and there were several folks that complained that it was man who gave them a massage and it was a terrible one on top of that. Could he be the one that gives "legit" massages for real customers? Maybe the ladies give the extras? Hmmm.

I don't think the male masseur referenced in the review is typical. Also that review is highly negative of the business due to the issue with Groupon. I am sure they are legitimate which is not a bad thing at least for me.

**DudeDudeDoo** · 05-03-25 15:26

Is the spinner from a couple months ago still at GL? I see someone just said coco was there but I can't remember the girls name. Thinking of going back.